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# Jim'll Fix You
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# OW about that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# nowthennowthenuhuhuuhuhuhuhu
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
#

My site
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Ahahahahah, this for fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
hahahahahaha
(Testicles just for you, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
this
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# effpee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahaha. Superb
Agree on FP comments!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# it wasn't a horror movie
but that pic has made it so :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Brilliant sir!!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I remain befuddled as to why your photo restoration pic confused so many people
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Quiet innit?
Anyone fancy a jam?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

I did one of those to the same music
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# aaaaaargh. Bastard.
My fault really. Should have known better.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I must have that hat.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Collar attachments compulsory, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Ready for a duel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# strummin'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Doubled up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Accompaniment....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# PUMP IT UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:33, archived)
# yee-haw

actually, he's doing a perfect fiddle motion
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Git on down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# HO! HO! HO! FUCK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# What a fokker!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# CUT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Wasn't this the plot of a few eps of Season 4 of "Enterprise"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# He's not all bad......


Click for bigger (145 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# dance baby
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# fuck yeah!
i was gonna put a discoball in mine but it turned out shit :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# love this one :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Mr Garaffe likes that
Click for long one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# There goes Tokyoburg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post :)

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
Welcome to b3ta , Like a tree in winter you will never leaf.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Don't confuse him
you need to break them in gently!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# OK...
* Bend over chrisxr3i, uncle wobbly is coming!

PS: Welcome Newbee!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# me coming too :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# you git!
That was right in my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# is it rape a newbie night?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Could be....
But before we do that, can I have a poo round your house?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# poo party at my house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I'll bring the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# it better be some good shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Trust me, this shit is so shit it's the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# fo shizzle ma nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:04, archived)
# ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0rMCBJTEI *NSFW Rude Word*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Go on, RIS the Virgin
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# You'll Grape his Squildo!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Nah...too much blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# too brown
don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# It's a good garden centre but has a dodgy patio section
none of the paving stones lay flat.

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, shop us a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Haha:D
Welcome to B3TA :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# GMOSGMOSGMOSGMOSGMOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# West in hell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# you can say what you like about Fred West
but he could lay a great patio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# He does a nice tin of Salmon too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# and his ballet performances, man, tres magnifique!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Didn't he also play Batman on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I don't like the direction of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# And made a good hanging basket
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# WATCH OUT FOR THE ROBOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# ha
that robot doesn't look too dangerous...
(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Everything's coming up Rose's.
Welcome to b3ta. Pull up. A chair. Shop. A kitten. Etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# 4EVA IN ARE GARDENZ
Welcomes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Certainly beats Harold Shipmans book of Guide to the Cub Scouts of China,
or Youth in Asia as it is more commonly known.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Would that be like Asia Minor ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Become a lurker!
(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# 5 years, 3 months and 16 days
and 19 posts, that's some impressive lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you
A big wave to you all
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Needs a '50% off patios' sign
I do believe this is my local garden centre too :)
(kittypimp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I make furniture.



(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Did you start with a woof-cut before making the finished tables?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I shall not reveal my secrets...
...but I will tell you this...they're 100% dogwood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# I want
Number 3
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# ^ this Number 4 :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# I've had No 3
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Are they house trained ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# They will stay...pretty much wherever you put them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# So . . . are you saying that fetching is out of the question the question ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# ...How should I put this...?...
...THEY'RE DEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# So . . . how do they smell ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Like a dog that died last week, hollowed out and stuffed with potpourri.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# You're Barkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# C'mon...buy one...
...it's got that new dog smell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Do you make wouffe pouffes too?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# No...I closed up shop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Mine has faulty cruftmanship
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Ha ha...no refunds!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# DOG FURNITURE IS THE FUTURE
BUT THIS IS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# ah, the new IKEA, "BARKER" range
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah . . . I want the barkalounger !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Can you send me a cat-a-log of your products
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
# LEECH!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Love that fluid movement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# He can swim with the fishes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I expect he'll be the star of the next big SyFy Channel hit movie
Mega Squid Versus Huge Seahorse Versus Maximum Leech!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# nice one :)
(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# wow
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# blinding!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Is it
for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# What magic is used to make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:04, archived)
# This one might even make the evening news !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# God ‘Turns His Back on Glenn Beck’


Click for bigger (69 kb)
After tuning in to the opening of Saturday's "Restoring Honor" rally in Washington D.C., an exasperated God prayed to himself that Glenn Beck would disappear.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
i love your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
#
thank you sir fiend, thank you!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Beck's a
knobhead prick of the highest order mormon so is that your God or his?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
#
it's saying that even God dislikes Glenn Beck, let alone anyone else w/brains (opinion only)...so you can pick whose God you want it to be - does it even matter?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# That shyster
Finally someone has truly cracked the secret of harnessing American stupidity as an energy source. He's not stupid - he knows exactly what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
#
no, he's stupid. and taking advantage of even stupider people, who are everwhere.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I know these is more to B3ta than funny photos of cats...


So here is Stalin Cat - My first post for 10 years! Woo! :D

P.S. I had to make a new account because I forgot my log-in detailz...
(FunkleAlbert, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# In Soviet Russia . . . colectivising farms kulaks you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# commrades
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hummer and Thickle
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# 10 years???
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:02, archived)
# it was still 4lpha then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# 4chan
according to Roberta
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# So . . . there were no fields or nuttin' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Actually that is LIES. Its actually been 9 years. Sorry about that.
Thanks to my personal backup of the internet I've dug out my first post! You lucky people!


(FunkleAlbert, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# pull up a chair, shop a, ah you got it!
in other news -



(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Looks like Rushour!
EDIT: whilst I'm here,
cdn.fastclick.net/fastclick.net/cid177306/media435703.gif
Surely that's well below minimum wage for prostitutes?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# What a rush !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Needs
more missile launchers
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Excellent wankrocketing there
Well done
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Tickles the clown goes off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# ....we will now return to the broadcast
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# peado alert
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Bow Wow To The Princess
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Princess woof :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Yes she woof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# This here dog will eat all your carrots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# ...and roids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Ah hem . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Combination . . . Dog + Carrot = Nutjob
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# It's a dog day afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Let me put it this way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Freak on a leash?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Couldn't have said it better yourself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The monster movie that breaks new ground.
(Roobarbillustration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Pah!
It the Weeping Angels thay have to worry about!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
#
Very true. It seems they have a lot of worrying to do, and they have a long time to do it in too!
(Roobarbillustration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# 3 months off work and all they can do is moan
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# 3 months of smelling like ass
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# it looks like they arehaving lots of gay fun down there
all sweaty and parading around with their tops off.

3 months is a long time to be confined without women, that's all i'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# i'm sure i saw some bacardi breezers go down the hole
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Surely
you mean "up"
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# with so many actors in it
they all can only get a miner part
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Dark Humour
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Blah
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# That's what you get
When your cat eats nothing but biscuits.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# our nursing cat is eating actual biscuits these days
and bread. I expect she would eat fruit and veg if we tried her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Sounds like an imminent;
Exploda' cat!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# aw no - she's just a skinny bunch of fluff
she's just being sucked dry by her ickle 2 week old kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I'm definately coming back as a cat
food, sleeps, tickletums and shitting in the garden. what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ummmm risk of bin entrapment by mad ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# but think of the fame and fortune that brings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# The fleas, the runs, the being chased for puking on the new carpets...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# you get to puke on new carpets!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# dogs?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Animals think
They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground
See in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Humans in general
Owners are fine. Humans are not.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Those guys are bound to catch some feesh with that kind of incentive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
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(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Pea
(twattybanjo, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I assume from the cat's expression
that the people are double fisting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# that's a giant pussy you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# "I thought it would be funny"

Crazy old bat.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# She's not so old
Oh, we're talking about saggy tits there? My bad.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Venjunts will be mien!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I saw a chap the other day
wearing camo trousers with a hi-vis vest. I didn't know if he wanted to be seen or not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
I am actually going to ask this of the builders near work.

"Look, come on - play fair - do you guys want to be seen or not?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# they will throw hammers at you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I shall disguise myself as a wall needing pictures put up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# you'd better document this adventure
AND NO FUCKING RAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Fire an AK47 at the hi-viz part and leave the camo part alone.
They'll figure it out eventually.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Was he a used car salesman ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hehe
no don't think so. He was just a guy walking along
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# maybe he was going for the "inexplicable floating torso look"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# At least she didn't put a bear in a train.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Jape!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# haha >.<

cat care by edgar moot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ^ this me to:D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Ha ha...that's crazy!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# spuffing nora!
it's like they're glowing, drawing me in like a moth to the flame.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# E.T.
E T..........
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# 0_0 fuck no.......
Get it away from me!!
The deal we had was it would be 30 years before the Gnome came to reclaim my soul!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# gnome years, actually...
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *shakes fist*
Damn you Goblin Court, your contracts are nought but lies!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# you should have done your gnomework!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# it's for the good of your elf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Oh Huw, you're such a card.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# pffffft
Cheeky grin at the end, makes this even betterer.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Hee hee!
He looks like a very proud toddler in the last pic!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# class
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Pffft
Have a sign-related pea


(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Whenever I see them, I can't get the line
"'Cuz Ah'm a Jungle Brother" out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
surely having the chuckle brothers in charge of the country can only be a good thing
(bamslower i like cheesecake..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# rare footage
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# all day....
All day long with the cock spraying and the tank smushing and the people splatting.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hitler's fireproof cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I wonder if those people are shouting, "AUUFSHIT!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hitler hatte nur ein Ei
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Swasticar!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Proof that the guy had a nutjob !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, that Hitler!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# This is really wonderful.
Hitler at play. Frustrated and busy little Hitler. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# With apologies to Dorothy Parker
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha, he sure does
ever since that unfortunate groinal incident. Yeah, sure Nietzsche, it just happened by accident, you perv.

b3ta gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ow sprach Zarathustra
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Had to Google this...
Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None (is a philosophical novel by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Much of the work deals with ideas such as the "eternal recurrence of the same", the parable on the "death of God", and "getting sexy with household appliances".
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah I was pretty much too highbrow for myself there, sorry.
I will go and draw a crude purple cock now.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# draw a cock on Emmanuel Kant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# *feels better again*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Kant's cock is so heavy he has developed a system of support for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Naaah
He was just a lazy Kant.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, it says Nietzsche!
I thought I was just ignorant of who this Metzsche chap was!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Heheh
My favourite Parker quote is:
'Hangovers are the wrath of grapes'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *snicker* and click
Or, with a little effort, Nietzsche vacuums a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# nice but
b3ta.com/board/4466861
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Darn it!
AND his vacuum's sexier in that one.
EDIT - Erm, if one were to find such things sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Holy crap!
That's my first ever FP! AND I'm off to the pub in half an hour.
*does a little dance*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Bloody good show Bruce....
...clickety click.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Woo to the Muthaflipping Yay.
I endorse this wholeheartedly.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Well I certainly LOLed
Right OL OTF, I did.
(Sir Reginald Slapknackers last slapped his knackers at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Ouch
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Funny name for a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# did it have a cigarette afterward?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha
How silly!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)

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