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here's my wee effort
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:31,
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arf! good face splice
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:36,
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seems nice cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:38,
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Marketed to people with a meh computer
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:38,
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No thanks, i've already got one.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:23,
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I think there is too much movie merchandising these days
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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Haaaaaaaaaahahahah
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:11,
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I don't think it means what you think it means:)
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RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:11,
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that's a tiny Fudgsicle® PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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Abusing one of the new brushes in Photoshop
This one tracks the tilt and orientation of the stylus. I've given it a ridiculous bristle length and colour settings.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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that's lovely.trippy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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Oooh I wish i had wallpaper like this.. i'd be staring forever..
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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....ffff...oooooorrrrr....eeeevvv...eeerrr....
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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I thought this was low grade acid.Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:58,
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Open in a new tab ^
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:12,
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I would like to make a madras plaid shirt out of this material ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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Your Marxist pal who's fun to be with!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:46,
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hahahahahabut he looks happy!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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Here I am, manifesto the size of a planet... mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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And a terrible pain in all the Batista loyalists on the right side Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:59,
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Oh, the revolution never comes...And here we are with an industrial infrastructure the size of a planet.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:07,
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Click for detail/readable:
EDIT: Oop - soz for the threadrush kittlings.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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Smoking killsNice one sir
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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HahahahahahahaOMG like it totally does
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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I'm not sure what's going onbut I like it.
*click
(*click
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:42,
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could you read it on the cfb?that should make it a bit more clear. only a bit, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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Cool.The rev did a series with a similar idea, very dark of course :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:59,
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The Rev? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:00,
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Ah right so.If I could do stuff to his standard I wouldn't leave the house.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:03,
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It's ech but I thought fuck the world, I'm posting it.You hear that, world?
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:53,
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Very good!plus points for obeying the compo rules
minus points for lack of kittens
have a click
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Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:33,
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minus points for lack of kittens
have a click
God, I feel like listening to Hammer Smashed Face right now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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Me too.Well - them or Suzanne Vega.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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chewed through a piece of timber that was holding a stack of paving slabs uprightand she aint as quick as she used to be...
and why does my dog need a vet ONLY at weekends?
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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and why does my dog need a vet ONLY at weekends?
cheers dudethe wife has her at the vets now...
hopefully it's not tooexpensive serious
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:38,
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hopefully it's not too
Dear mereminds me of the time I idly sucked on a live tape cassette lead.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:32,
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for funkdamentalists
floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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Hamza toucher.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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I like this onehave a click
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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Dr Hook's cover of "Hooked on a feeling"?Gotta hand it to him, he knows how to carry a tune.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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HehehSuperb
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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CAAAANDLES
Happy b3taday Geoffrey
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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Thanks gorgeous Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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That's lush!Ta.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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I hope you have burnt a backup copy.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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hahahahai'm laughing at you not with you.
infidel - unbeliever - burn the witch!
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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infidel - unbeliever - burn the witch!
I'm not a witch, I'm a scientist!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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no firewall
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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Pffft..what kind of 'entirely different market' is this supposed to address? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:42,
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+ WINKING SMILEYFACEI still love you, 31eeweep
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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you can check out anytime you want......but you can never leave:-)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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I always thought it was the other way around mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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You can want out any time you check?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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You can anytime want to leaveBut you can never check your want
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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you never want a canand your cheque will leave anytime
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:26,
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Hahahahahaha wtf? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:13,
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It did work for me at the beginning mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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^ThisHahahahhaaha
*points and laughs at BLG*
(*points and laughs at BLG*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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The Empire: annoying your kittens since 5 ABY mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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No, sorry. I was looking the other way.What was it?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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It took meCSI New York on TV3 + last 2/3 of the movie "Conspiracy Theory" on TV1 + a bottle of supermarket special wine. (hic).
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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I think the bottle of supermarket special wine I had was responsible for my entry too.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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HahahaFantastic. One of my favourite songs/albums.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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Great work!best of the board in ages.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Sun 12 Sep 2010, 19:05,
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You're all bloody ace!:D
Also: They are highly accurate.
(Also: They are highly accurate.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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Ha haI had a little bet with myself you would do one of these today :))
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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This is what really happened..
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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This is highly inaccurate.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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This is what really happened.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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This is highly accurate.
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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.jpg)
Poncing?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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HAHADerek & Clive unless I am mistaken
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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That's where I heard it.Ta. I was trying to remember where that came from :)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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haha LocalMPlols
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Had you forgotten to post a pictureYou would have a dozen responses by now.
Odd how B3ta works, innit?
(Odd how B3ta works, innit?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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Absolutelyit's the inverse of effort=reward. I suppose writing text is an effort but at times but I despair and wonder if I'm trying too hard with my pictures.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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I thought that rain puddle one was a photograph, not 3Dwhich is pretty impressive, but on the other hand, it looked like an ordinary photograph, so I didn't reply because I was confused.
(,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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Yeah I can't claim total credit for it being photo-realisticI simply followed a tutorial from Blender Guru amending the textures and such but I can see where people thought it was just a Googled photo with FatCat overlaided of which I only put FatCat in the image so I didn't invoke the WAIL-A-POYD responses.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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Your pictures are ace and getting acer by the weekI feel a bit miffed when I see something I really like and feel it useless to reply. I usually check B3ta early evening to see what's been happening during the day, hours after good things have been posted.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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Franklin Graham's "Seed of Islam"Franklin Graham's "Seed of Islam"
Noted televangelist and son of one the first, Franklin Graham, had stated that "Obama was born Muslim"!
He stated, "that the seed of Islam is passes through the father."
Do you know what this means?
Here, I'll read it again, "the seed of Islam passes through the father."
This means that since Obama's father is a Muslim, then Obama was born a Muslim. The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease.
*scratch, scratch*
Sorry, that's my Roman Catholicism acting up.
But, if religion is a sexually transmitted disease, then isn't any system of thought also sexually transmitted.
...if that were true, then I'd be more responsible with my credit.
...if that were true, then the victims of pedophile priests would go on in life to become pedophile priests.
...if that were true, the human race would have fucked itself into religious muttdom.
...if that were true, President Obama, in addition being a Muslim, would be a deadbeat dad: he's not - he loves Sasha and Malia.
...if that were true, President Bush would've been a mediocre President; not a horrible one. He also would've known when to pull out of Iraq.
...if that were true, then Jesus would've been the God of the Old Testament. Instead he was like; "New Dispensation Muthaphuckas"!
...if that were true, then the children of suicide bombers would spontaneously combust right now!
That's a logical misstep; I know. I said it for effect.
It's not true that any system of thought is transmitted genetically. It might coincidentally SEEM true in some cases: Like a certain televangelist whose working like hell to become as crooked, fear-mongering, bigoted, greedy, fame-seeking and altogether completely useless to civilization as his father, Billy, was.
Yeah! I'm dissing religion. But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest.
(,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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Noted televangelist and son of one the first, Franklin Graham, had stated that "Obama was born Muslim"!
He stated, "that the seed of Islam is passes through the father."
Do you know what this means?
Here, I'll read it again, "the seed of Islam passes through the father."
This means that since Obama's father is a Muslim, then Obama was born a Muslim. The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease.
*scratch, scratch*
Sorry, that's my Roman Catholicism acting up.
But, if religion is a sexually transmitted disease, then isn't any system of thought also sexually transmitted.
...if that were true, then I'd be more responsible with my credit.
...if that were true, then the victims of pedophile priests would go on in life to become pedophile priests.
...if that were true, the human race would have fucked itself into religious muttdom.
...if that were true, President Obama, in addition being a Muslim, would be a deadbeat dad: he's not - he loves Sasha and Malia.
...if that were true, President Bush would've been a mediocre President; not a horrible one. He also would've known when to pull out of Iraq.
...if that were true, then Jesus would've been the God of the Old Testament. Instead he was like; "New Dispensation Muthaphuckas"!
...if that were true, then the children of suicide bombers would spontaneously combust right now!
That's a logical misstep; I know. I said it for effect.
It's not true that any system of thought is transmitted genetically. It might coincidentally SEEM true in some cases: Like a certain televangelist whose working like hell to become as crooked, fear-mongering, bigoted, greedy, fame-seeking and altogether completely useless to civilization as his father, Billy, was.
Yeah! I'm dissing religion. But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest.
*Rubs sleep from eyes*Is it tin foil hat time?
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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Shreddies FTW'lo Menti!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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But my name isn't Jean Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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You're asking me becaue I am a homecoming queenAICMFP
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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but do I know how happy you can be?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Without one dollar to spend?Not sure how much this really means though.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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Wrong board.www.b3ta.com/links/523510
Good luck. :)
(Good luck. :)
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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^ What she saidNING K3B/-\B!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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One important rule of comedyis to play to your audience.
You have clearly never spent time to work out how this website/audience works.
If you want some feedback:
"The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease." doesn't really work, as it would also work if you assumed it was genetic like most traits passed from a parent. If your initial point is flawed, then the rest of the routine does not work. Perhaps comparing it to a hereditary defect would make more sense.
"But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest." - why not talk about that in your routine. It *is* more interesting to be a religious comedian as most are atheists (presumably due to the philosophical nature of the work), but you've chosen to cover the ground that most comedians cover. Why is that? To be a good comedian is not to copy other comedians, it's to be yourself.
(You have clearly never spent time to work out how this website/audience works.
If you want some feedback:
"The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease." doesn't really work, as it would also work if you assumed it was genetic like most traits passed from a parent. If your initial point is flawed, then the rest of the routine does not work. Perhaps comparing it to a hereditary defect would make more sense.
"But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest." - why not talk about that in your routine. It *is* more interesting to be a religious comedian as most are atheists (presumably due to the philosophical nature of the work), but you've chosen to cover the ground that most comedians cover. Why is that? To be a good comedian is not to copy other comedians, it's to be yourself.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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You post something and it goes on the front page. :P
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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HAHAFP this response NOW!
:-)
(:-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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One important technique of attention seeking is to shout "Look at me" very loudly.It seems to have that one down pat.
(,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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That's sum real purdy lil picture yo hav there! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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hahah! funnymancharlie!
hahahahaha charlie! HAHAHAHAh you funnyman!!
hahahah I laugh bigtime!
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaH AH AH A HAhahahahahAHAHAhaha
oh sorry, no, that other thing.
This thread is wasted, let's just fill it with shite
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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Hahahasome diligent effort there with all the width and height codes.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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SCIENCE!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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hahahaI love this, informative AND entertaining
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:16,
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Why is it interesting that you're not an atheist?Everyone's an embittered agnostic, it's perfectly tedious. Perfectly.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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DON'T CROSS THE SEAMS!Also: Since when has mediocre been president?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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WORDStoo many words
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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I quite like the ones that start with capital letters.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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If everyone in the world was like me.......then that bloke would have announced he was going to burn these silly books. Nobody would have paid any attention. When it came to the burning, he would have wondered into his back yard, set them on fire, watched them burn, felt a bit embarrassed with himself at this silly nonsensical behavior then went back inside his church and watched emmerdale.
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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And yet if you had expressed this pictorially..Well then you'd have been probably not replied to, but the appreciation of following the rules would be there, albeit silent.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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haven't you got a 70 hour week to be getting back to? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Repost this on /talk.They are a friendly lot and do words. It's pictures here. Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you have done.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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YaysSomeone so mindnumbing dull, uninteligent and needy of validation they spew out someone else's words and opinions in a failed attempt at looking clever and opinionated.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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You're some kind of retard.I hope your carers turn your internets off.
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CowJam,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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I hope your carers turn your internets ventilator off.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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Oh christ, you're embarassingly bad, I love the thought that you want to give up your job for this.In all the stuff you've posted, you've not even rased a smile from me, let alone a laugh.
Do yourself a favour and give up now.
(Do yourself a favour and give up now.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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*waits for it to animate**waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
(*waits*
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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So what if he's a muslim?Is that some kind of a token of unsuitability or something?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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I find it so funny that America is still so hung up on ReligionHey guys come to Europe, we saw through this shit years ago.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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