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# i have been trying to draw some zombies
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *waves*
hello some zombies.

woo

EDIT: Hahaha after this earlier. I too have a top rating.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Keep trying...
Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# i think the one on the right is alright for a paint drawn stick man type zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# so is the one on the left a pants drawn stick man type zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ketchup fiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Show some bone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ......................That's................better?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This lunchtime has been quite productive :D
I made this yogHURT to share (pants quality photo and pants quality hummus but hey ho made me smile)

Clickum for Biggum

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ooh - that reminds me
I have fancy yoghurts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
chilled brains
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Desert?
I'm partial to that.
Why the emphasis on the HURT part though?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# because someone's scooping out his innards
and enjoying them thoroughly!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I like to do that once in a while
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Braaains
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Newsletter 450
that's 447 more newsletter than my previous attempt at an email newsletters that was called "Mu" or "Manuel Update"

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue450/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# yay!
bit early for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# got an appointment
so need to get b3ta business done and dusted so I can make that
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# My guess is that the doc says it's crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I hope not
as it's my 1 year old son that I'm taking to the doctors
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I'm torn between making another facetious reply
and just curling up with shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Ahahahaha cruel lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# 1 year?
How many years is that in rob years?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Finally getting the op then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# thanky
EDIT: Damn you rob! I have a weakness for tshirts and I just went and spent more money!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# T-shirts! Best of all the apparelage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I got the one that said
Charlie Says, 'BOLLOCKS. I want to see the puppies.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Thanking you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Paddy whack.
pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Ten Times a Day Tom
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I don't find his advice to be particularly professional
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Possibly illegal, as it condones incest
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# and insects!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Are you saying his sister has crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Any thermidor sauce on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Naa, she got the plug in in time, this time.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# No
It just feels like it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Or nun raping
(Well, being a nun, she wouldn't say "yes", would she?)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Really?
It's hard to tell when you've already stuffed their wimple in their mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hello Waspy, you foul child, how are you? :-)
I was reading with interest about your urethral scab theories last night, but sadly, the wd40 straw just doesn't fit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# What a tight urethra you must have!
I am very well thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
he's very rough around the edges
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# That would be the friction
/image woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# friday sillies
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Serves him right
/Also, 'LOL'. Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# arf : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
and then some.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha ... whut?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Just a whimiscal idea that makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Haha! How rare.
rare well done
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
One day, I hope to see this happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
I'm the ginger
you write the zinger
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# 34th miner wondering where everybody's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Or : 34th miner returns from extended toilet break, wonder where everyone's gone
Or : 34th miner wins subterranean hide-and-seek
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# 34th miner found dead on all fours with a snooker ball gag on and a dripping arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# That gave me a chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# CHILEAN UNEMPLOYMENT UP BY 33
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Underground, Overground, Chileans free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# winnar
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# win x33
(perkusfux, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# There was a guy on BBC News with the miners yesterday
who looked like Roman Polanski.

*cue Glitter refs*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# don't make me hit you like a ginger stepchild!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# GINGER DOESN'T RHYME WITH ZINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Who will dig for my chillis now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# my other newsletter is a newletter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# This is a newsletter that I wrote. It's about peace and love and good happiness stuff
Bonus points for the musical reference.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Heads UP!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Free Clare Rayner smock for every reader
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Only 110 Days Until Groundhog Day
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# edam miners suffer from cheesy helmet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# 'Free Chile' film now in production
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# i bet it is, too
only with good looking americans playing all the parts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I heard they were gonig to replace the miners with slightly effeminate, tenn heartthrob vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# that sparkle when they emerge in the capsule
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Meet and greet when they get to the top with Prince Philip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# and benicio del Toro as the corageous freedom fighter
sticking it to the yankee pig dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# ^this
And his name is Dr Gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oi Joe
I got a top-rated comment on the DM too!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# This person seems to have mistake the APple iPhone for an apple.
'£5 million? What a waste of money on such a worthless item. It looks like a cheap, tacky iPhone case you could purchase from a fruit market.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# \o/
and pffft...

Maybe their readers are developing a sense of humour finally

Or...perhaps not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I forgot what panelshow this week made fun of the fact the wives stayed in a camp called 'Hope Camp'
until someone pointed out that the other alternative would have been 'Mine Camp'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# HIGNFY, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I still think they should bring back Angus.
Would I Lie to You was better when he was hosting that too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It's pronounced CHILAY for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# who by?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That bilingualist on BBC news.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# As packed full of funnies as a Chilean mine
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Rob Manuel Autobiography on the shelves in time fro christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I wondered who was behind Mrs Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Chilean mountain raped by man-made penetration device... 33 survivors.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# IN UR MINEZ, CHILEN OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Now with 37% less bumfun than a Chilean Mine
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Dear Claire... Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Is it a bit Chile in here or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# World prays for Chileans: Claire Rayner temporarily forgotten with disasterous consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# This week, Vagabond's touching tribute to Claire Rainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# obviously
tribute to
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# you've been quango'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Claire Rayner; NOW WITH WINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# :D
perfect!

Press on darlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Jay Rayner buries his mother
in a pile of horseradish mash with some oxtail gravy.
Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# DID YOU EVER SEE A MAN WEARING A DRESS WHILE TAKING A SHIT IN A KETTLE? IIIIIIIIIIII DID. IIIIIIIIIIIII DID.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You ever seen a grown man naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Not since the restraining order.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Miners slide up and down a shaft - Glitter offers assistance
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Who is the man that would risk his neck / For his brother man? / SHAFT! / Can you dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# GEORGE LAMB SPOTIFY ADS BLAMED FOR WORKPLACE MASSACRE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ^Oh, this
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "Last one out of the mine's a woofter!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
#
woofter fossil
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Chips for lunch and dinner. Mmmm
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# We've pulled more miners from our shafts than you have.
(and now I feel unwell).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Our shaft can feed more than 33 miners ?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# subject to a restraining order in a texas court
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Won more court cases than league games.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# OhhhHHhhh SWEET CHILE OF MINE
Chile - as in the country and mine as in digging.. it's clever, see
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# POKING YOU UP THE FRONT BOTTOM WITH MY PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# NOW PINOCHET IS LONELY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Squirrels with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Tits (plural)?
s

EDIT: Oh sorry, you meant the blue one on your hand and you + 2 Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Needs extra tit
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Quick, Dirty and Mustapha Bindun


*Edit: I just noticed the date...!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*AutoClicks* Nice to have you back sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# *Waves back*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
Waves Strokes
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# oooooo spooky date post!
gets tin foil hat out.
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
twilight zone!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# :D
I wish he would disappear without trace...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I notice the date most days
It's called 'keeping up-to-date'.
Tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Spang!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# FUCK! Just realised it's my brother's birthday.
That'll learn me. Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# or rather...
www.b3ta.com/board/10221341
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# No,
because I am not a homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
Hoist the nut flag!


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Awwww.....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# [Engineering](158)101015

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# engineering is up after a double-dip slump
evidently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# One would certainly hope so.
I have a friend at Herman Miller.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# lines and lines and lines and lines and lines.
Also - whatever happened to Cheery Tomato? I liked him


click for the deris
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I ate him.
I ate his face right the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# he is in your innards infecting your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yes he is!
Score 1 for Manley!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Cassiopeia is the way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I adore the fact that those 5 main starts
are a woman in a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Whilst I am at it, I never posted the title one for the project:

[Manley's sketches of things](181)101013
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# is that someone under a sheet with, er, tumescence?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Prevert!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# 44 YEARS OF HURT, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *checks*
fuck it is as well.. I keep thinking of that irritating 3 lions song, didn't realise 1996 was that long ago

*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# however there wasn't a world cup in 1996
30 doesn't divide by 4
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# 2010 - 1996 = 14
14 + 30 (as in that irritating Euro 96 song) = 44

This lesson was brought to you by the letters C, L, U, N, G and E
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# so it was for Euro 96.
so why 30 years of hurt?

Are we simply going to let them blend 2 entirely different (yet virtually identical) football tournaments into 1 just for the sake of lyrics?

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# they were the two times a major international football tournament was held in england
and the hope was, like the previous time, england would win, and bring to an end "30 years of hurt" (not winning anything) *. so there was a connection

* spoiler: they didn't
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# rugby would never do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
squirrel Bobby's comb-over! Great touch.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
I wondered whether anyone would notice...






take ten marks!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Not in history no. Just an advert break!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# this looks racist
is this racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Yes
I FUCKIN' HATE SQUIRRELS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# RACIST SQUIRREL HATER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# awsome, this should win
(sex drugs and jellied eels, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] DAS ÜBEREICHHÖRNCHEN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Alan, Alan, ALAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Eichhörnchen is one of my favourite German words
Excellent as ever, BLD

edit: NIIINIINININIIIIININININIIINININIIIINININIIINININIIIINININIIIINIIII
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Morning!
OK - Did anyone hear Richard Herring on R4 last night and think, "Fuck me, there're going to be letters written about that!"?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# No
What's the deal, er, Veal?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# No what did he say?
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10221207
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# It was a programme based on his Hitler Moustache show.
Lots of throwaway lines about Hitler - including one about him watching us from heaven.

It was very funny - but I guess that there'll be a lot of people who didn't get the joke.

Listen again here...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Dont tell the daily mail and i think well do fine.
I am enjoying it, he's had it when he went on charlie brookers games show thing
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# was OK but....
...suffered from a lack of Tiny Andrew Collings
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers
enjoying this at work very much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# wait. there's still radio?
i thought that must have gone the way of the BlockBuster Video
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# It's, like, proper old-skool.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# You can simulate the radio effect
by draping a sheet over your TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Interesting.
For that to work, I'd need a TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# all analog an' shit
i honestly cannot listen to radio anymore. There is nothing that caters to my need for decent music, interesting chat and minimul adverts. I usually listen simultaniously to spotify and podcasts.

controllers of XFM, if you are listening. fuck you. you turned an interesting progressive station into a dribble bucket of cheesey old hits and adverts to join the army.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I recently realised that the only music station to which I listen now
is Radio 3, and even that's not frequent. Otherwise, it's wall-to-wall R4.

It's been like this for years.

I'm still in my early 30s.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# i am a real life father
and you still seem old to me
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# ^ total snap.
loving Radio 4 makes me feel very middle-aged but I can't help it.
Radios 3, 4 and 7 piss all over the rest of the airwaves.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Wasp Box' reply below
has reminded me that I sometimes listen to 6Music. But the fact that I have to be reminded of the fact demonstrates how frequent that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# What about 6 music?
It's like XFM should be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# i have been meaning to check that out for years.
i'd best be quick before it's shut down again
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# RAH RAH RARARAARA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Worst pre-flight safety demonstration ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha
He'll have a turn if he doesn't calm down
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# David tried to console himself by doing his shit Tommy Cooper impression


source pic
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Wobbly dog want's his hat back!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# HAHAHA!
First click of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# i always regret
having to open a dog with my bare hands
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I'm a bit late late but this made me do a bloody huge lol
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha, you did a silly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# ohyesyesyesyesyes
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# haha
the revious guy was the same


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Revious guy is revious
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# *strains*
*misses glass*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Mmmm, looks delicious.
what's it taste like ? : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Ice??? Fucking ICE?
I'm not diluting my Bucky for anyone!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's only a liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Sounds disgusting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Look left, look right, look left again. No one around...Tufty !!!!
look right look left again. No one around...Tufty !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I would very much like it if this won the compo.
*double click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# cheers : D
I have still got my Tufty Club badge somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha
good old Tufty. That's what we used to call gingas back in the day you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Dirty litttle sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Tufty Ar La!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# same source again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Flashing his nuts :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Great Herman impression there!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I see, ignoring my GAZ now are we?
*plots revenge*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# tufty!
you filthy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Now you know why he's called Tufty
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
#
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
same source:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
he just can't stop playing with his nuts can he....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Willie Weasel was no better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# OMG my childhood, my poor childhood.
Defiler.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# *saves to special files*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Hey mediocre, sorry to TJ but I have a serious issue that's causing me some concern
how do you go about reporting a b3tan (some 7day noob) for trying to scare the living shit out of me and bullying me to remove my Kylie/OddJob FP?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Er, mail Rob, I guess
b3ta.com/mailus/

/edit: Hadn't seen that FP. Top job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# The bloke sent a video link of an actual beheading, I told him I wasn't going to watch it anfd he should get a sense of humour.
Then he send me another gaz actually describing a beheading in sick fucking detail now he's sent me another gaz saying that I'm the kind of person who would probably think it was funny if a baby in a pram was crushed! And his username name is... wait for it... "Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner" what a fucking hypocrite!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Pffft...
I hate it when people assume how others probably think and/or decide to funnel their own opinions down your throat.

At least have the balls to post it on the board, and not in a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# The scary thing is that he seems to be getting off on it.
Like he enjoys trying to horrify women. Either that or he's so fucking sactimonious he doesn't see the irony in his own actions and the irony of his choice of username.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I think it's best not to reply at all then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Could be several things :
Troll
Messed-up teenage boy with self-esteem issues
Potential serial killer

Report and ban the numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Predicted response from Rob will be: "Click Ignore"
I had a similar issue with a very nasty piece of work on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ?
for what reason? Are they Jeremy Kyle fans? or Bond purests? if the latter its Archie under a fake account
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Bowler hat fanaticism

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# He seem pretty fucked up and twisted and more than the usual b3tan. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# NEVAH!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# He is the envelope flinger!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Riding on a sea of seams...

Also: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Gooo waaaannnnnnnnn!
:)

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)

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