little sunday pea
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Squirrels in History"){kind=small}
Tufty is a punk rocker
floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:15,
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Yay the Squirmones!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:07,
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Pffffft!may need more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY64meMb7-s
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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HahaIt's the same all over Europe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Oh hai cunt destroyer, lovely hat!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:12,
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You insensitive bastard, my cock got mashed to a squishy pulp in a devil-worshipping incident! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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Me??? You insensitive bastard. My mash got squished onto a pulpy cock in an erm, er, no, hang on related incident!
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Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:50,
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haha this is SCIEN-tology!superb.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34,
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I like the look of determination on toms faceGoing to be difficult wanking with those gloves on
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:35,
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Yeah will he be enlarging and enhancing his manhood with them?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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I bet you had fun finding source material for that;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38,
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this is from my private collection
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40,
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Thanks Paul, now my missus thinks I am bi-curious.I say, what a fine rump!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41,
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she hasn't seen your collection of homoerotic literature
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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Of course, she wrote it.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45,
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Probably by cockweasle :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:35,
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The flames coming out of his cock bring back painful memories...Woo pic!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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This is fucking ace.I particularly like his square balls.
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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If Shakespeare had been mathematically inclined.
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lord bofingham,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:02,
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-rn +mm at the with a
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:50,
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Benoit Mandelbrot lived for 31375 days.31375 is the 250th Triangular number. He would have liked that.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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All this advance mathematicsso what in simple terms is a triangular number and can it be milked?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:24,
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I've made a random insensitive bastard statement generatorwww.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/InsensitiveBastard.html using sentence.bigparadox.com .
Edit : If anyone wants to add to it, it's not protected. Just select "Insensitive" from the list on the bigparadox page.
(Edit : If anyone wants to add to it, it's not protected. Just select "Insensitive" from the list on the bigparadox page.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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You insensitive bastard. A relative of mine got electrocuted by a random generator.
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:47,
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Mines have relatives?How rare!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:51,
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Oh, now this is wonderfulI mean: You insensitive bastard, my pet dog lost an eye in a yiffing accident!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30,
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You insensitive bastard, my squirrel got chopped to tiny bits in a sexually exciting accident!
parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Fri 22 Oct 2010, 23:29,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:40,
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Well he's nobler in the mind.I wonder if he can calculate outrageous fortune?
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:42,
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SCORCHIO!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13,
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I do hope his gravestone looks like this(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:01,
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damn you Mr Toats,Why is it whenever I have an idea for b3ta you always seem to have got there first?
Woo, by the way. :)
(Woo, by the way. :)
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30,
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this is most woo-somei had the same thoughts when i heard but lacked the time or talent to make visual.
WOO! to you mr toast.
(WOO! to you mr toast.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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i would certainly hope it had some kind of fractal reference on it
mutated monty,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:28,
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RIPI met Benoit Mandelbrot in 1990. I went to a lecture he gave and took along a print-out of his eponymous set. It was a pretty crude dot-matrix job (a screendump of MODE 2 on a BBC Micro, eighties spods) so I apologised for the quality of the rendering. "That's all right," he said, "it looks much better than the first time I saw it." RIP.
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drdavej,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:33,
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I......think that is superb. I also think that he would have approved
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26,
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Oh what awful news :(But what a great animation.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:17,
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To reiterateSad news indeed, excellent tribute though!
I've long thought about having some sort of fancy techno gravestone with solar powered colour LCD auto exploring forever Mandelbrot set on it... now they do apparantly make video playback tombstones so it may actually be possible... beats a tacky movie of me grinning and waving at passers by anyday :)
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Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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I've long thought about having some sort of fancy techno gravestone with solar powered colour LCD auto exploring forever Mandelbrot set on it... now they do apparantly make video playback tombstones so it may actually be possible... beats a tacky movie of me grinning and waving at passers by anyday :)
I haven't been to sleep last night.partially because I slept in the afternoon, and partially because I had a lightning bolt of inspiration for what could become the best tattoo design ever, and I had to commit it to paper before I forgot what it was.
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 7:45,
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those hammers need more flaming.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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Ha ha ha!This would, indeed, be awesome!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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Add some friggin' lazers and have it tattooed on your back mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:06,
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I hear friggin lazers yet I don't hear anything about the Magnets - NEEDS MOAR MAGNET! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:07,
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And more fractalswww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11560101
Who did that "RIP Mandelbrot" gif a few days ago?
(Who did that "RIP Mandelbrot" gif a few days ago?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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ADD MOAR FRAGNETS DAMNIT mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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Reminds me of the game where you had to hook stuff out of a shark's mouth..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:14,
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Arsene Jenga
no, I do not like football but this came into my head
FIEND,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:53,
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Nuts In May ftw!Cue Keith and Candice-Marie...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=daEocG2dKCU
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=daEocG2dKCU
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:37,
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I use the Canadian Air Force system myself.One of my most popular tapes. I've also got 'Grown Ups'. Had to buy it from the States and get it transferred.
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:44,
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It's like life on another planet. That we were born on, but was long-forgotten...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:48,
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God I love that film, and for that have a click
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 8:58,
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Yay, butyou could've used the Miner Willy sprite instead of the Jet Set Willy one. Just so it made more sense.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:34,
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Ooooh.Yeah. I might have got it then.
I was rissing hard... something about texas? I dunno...
(I was rissing hard... something about texas? I dunno...
4Q just lurking,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:53,
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Allow an old man his pedantry.And his bottle of Mackeson on a Saturday. And his dialysis.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:03,
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Seriously, I ignorantly failed to recognise the flag and just didn't get it at all.But I did find squirrels in pastry: www.metro.co.uk/news/147109-shoppers-go-nuts-for-squirrel-pasty
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:09,
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:31,
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now he's been rescuedhe's enjoying the media circus in his civvies
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 3:07,
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SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!*fears hard*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54,
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I thought photo's were allowedas long as they're of anne widdecombe naked?
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00,
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Handcuff it to a maternity ward bed.With hammers.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:57,
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:58,
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Hahaha, agreed!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:02,
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We can happily while away an afternoon flicking lit fags at it. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:05,
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it's a waste of fagsbut i'm up for it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:08,
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Yeah, expensive.How about sharpened 2p pieces? Fully recoverable, too, if we get a taser.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:12,
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can we hold them with pliersand heat them with a blowlamp?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:14,
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I have the nescessary equipment right here.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:15,
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i like the sound of "equipment"but i need sleep right now.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:17,
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Might affect the accuracy of the aim, what with the necessary gloves etc.And it'd prevent children from participating in what should be a joyful, inclusive event.
But I appreciate the sentiment.
(But I appreciate the sentiment.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:18,
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I've had her!Although i did have quite a lot to drink.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:23,
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needs more saggy tits around it's waist.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 9:23,
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AaaaaaarrggghhhhhYours is far better
b3ta.com/board/10222843
(b3ta.com/board/10222843
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:03,
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If only it were that simple. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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he's not small, he's just far away Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54,
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somebody on another list postedGood think it wasn't murder - it would take infinity to draw a chalk line around him.
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tubaman,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:22,
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we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00,
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Bloody cheap Christmas crackers.Besides, it's TOO SOON
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:15,
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it's never too soon!says the one who's kitchen is full of freshly-baked christmas cakes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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nobut they contain sultanas, currants, raisins, mixed peel, cherries, nuts and a shitload of brandy.
i've also done all my christmas shopping.
(i've also done all my christmas shopping.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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Oh.Still, The gnomon is the part of a sundial that casts the shadow. Gnomon (γνώμων) is an ancient Greek word meaning "indicator", "one who discerns," or "that which reveals."
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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soyou're suggesting i use revealing gnomes?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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Not necessarily.But hey, in for a penny, in for a pound.
Fascinatingly, though, I first learned what a gnomon was while playing the Infocom text adventure 'Wishbringer' on an Atari ST, which had a cardboard sundial included as part of its packaging.
Only after throwing it away, thinking it was a shit novelty, did I realise it was fundamental to finishing the sodding game.
(Fascinatingly, though, I first learned what a gnomon was while playing the Infocom text adventure 'Wishbringer' on an Atari ST, which had a cardboard sundial included as part of its packaging.
Only after throwing it away, thinking it was a shit novelty, did I realise it was fundamental to finishing the sodding game.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:36,
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i learned what it meantwhen i was about 8. not showing off, i just liked to read the dictionary to piss my teacher off. kevin the kitten my fucking arse!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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Bet she could work out what 'kevin the kitten my fucking arse' meant fairly swiftly. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:40,
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I pissed my teacher off by correcting her spelling when I was 10.I thought I was being helpful. I could spell "fluorescent" but I couldn't spell "tact."
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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oh, i know that onecheck out the "my arch nemesis" QOTW answer in my profile :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:52,
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Wow.Yeah, that's actually child abuse.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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she was a cunt of the highest order Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04,
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<pedant>The future doesn't count as history<\pedant>PS: Woo! ;D
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Rico,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55,
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its not actually the future- its a film set in the future - which was made in the past
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Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:35,
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you're a thundercats ho Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00,
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