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# smelly darlic
Something that I created a while back, just for fun.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# FANTASTIC!

* Heads for the bunker

EDIT: Woo! So which b3tain are you then?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# did this creation involve a picture?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
No, all created with 3d software.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Tell me, was it for a game?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha
lowest poly ever!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# This question for £32,000. 'Assam' is a type of...
a) Tea            b) Coffee
c) Cordial     d) Flouncing off like a prick
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *asks audience*
Damn, they think it was the Lion from Narnia
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# That Tecwyn Whittock.
WHY I OUTTA
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# haha
he mowed his toes off, well - Ingram did anyway
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Assange?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Leek Tea
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
#
As above, just for fun.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *searches for fun detector*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# SIlly nimby
That's your bum detector!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# the point we are all trying to make is
we can't see any images in your post. This is a message board for images created by it's members. It is standard practice to post your image when creating a new thread.

check the FAQ for more details
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I see
do you want to show it to us?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ^ Sracist
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Newb alert
Why the f**k aint it showing?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# IT IS WIF DA ANGLES
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I didn't realise how incredibly attractive Baby P's mum was until last night.
Thanks, Panorama.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# think about all the 'happy fun time' you've missed not knowing that
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Think of all the jizz I've wasted on that Little Ted's Nursery one.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# did you pay the registration fee?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I'd hazard a guess you'll be wanting /links.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# did you hold your drawing against the screen long enough for it to be scanned?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Lol
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# aha!
did you try to embed something? No embedding here. Images only
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# <img src="zarathustra.jpg" width="0" height="0">
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# have you tried the faackyou?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# it needs some sort of strange magicks
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# one day i will upload a video tutorial of how to post a picture on b3ta
one day
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# YOU ARE SCARING THE LADIES
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# My nazi sense was tingling and it drew me to b3ta.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# well that's Christmas ruined.
Edit. Woo!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# You were only getting a lump of coal again anyway:)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Cheryl?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# TAKE COVER
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# where's the cunt shed?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# being proctected at the core of the bunker
for it is the lifesource of b3ta
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# i'm looking and wondering how the fuck that cog door is going to work?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# lol
it's hinged silly

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# FP THIS NOW ;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
#
Fucking LOL
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Actually, that was worth waiting for.
*high fives*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
welcome to b3ta. You will be assimilated
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
imil assin
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely!
I always thought they were glorified dustbins...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Now that there's actually a picture, I'd like to welcome you to b3ta.
Hello.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
I like to fuck things up, it makes me learn quicker. :)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# "Failure / Is always the best way to learn..."
/Kings of Convinience

Don't worry - they're all quite friendly round these parts. In fact, some of them might want to bestow their affections upon you.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You can probably go jogging on the sun, now, and not even break a sweat.
You handled a potentially tricky situation admirably, tiff3d.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# he has passed the test
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ^this
AND, most importantly, he didn't delete the whole thread.
A tar-and-feather-able offence right there.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Thread deleters are treacherous types.
*glances around, furtively*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Aha! An image!
I think. My vision's going in my old age, any chance you can make it a bit bigger?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# this is good.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Yay!
Rather quite ace indeed. Welcome to b3ta!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Is nice.
Have a click.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
that's fantastic. Woo and welcome!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
pull up a Dalek etc
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Yayy!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Is that Vorders?
what have you done with her? She looks like a stoned teenage boy?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# i used a source from when she was hideous
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# oh man
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# MathematicianILF
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I like to imagine that when Rachel Riley started
that Carol Vorderman and Susie Dent had to 'show her the ropes'. And when I say 'I like to imagine that' I really mean it.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# GET YOUR OWN THWANKING MAN'S FANTASY!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I have one.
It involves Richard Whiteley and Des O'Connor.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# pfffft!
get back in your dictionary corner you dirty boy!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Haha!
You bad man.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
*disappears for a minute*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
i like number 2, she looks italian
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# You have now broken my Fwapping tool
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# borrow someone else's
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# vorderman as a teenage boy
don't get stephen fry excited.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I'll have an inverted T please.
Arf!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# here you are
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hank you!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
¡Ԁ∩ ⋊∀q ⊥ ⊥'ᴎ∀ I - ⋊∩Ⅎ
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# 7o7
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# perfect face match!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# uncanny
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
like this
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Perfect!
Very well done sir!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# haha
With Richard Whiteley as the Host of Christmas past?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Nice eyes, but the withered claws of a wretched hag..
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Classic tattoo flash 2

Click for bigger and +300 more thingies
.

Classic tattoo flash 1.

BTW, I've still not found a Flash animator in the Netherlands who wants to talk to my students this coming Monday afternoon. Any clog-wearing Flash people online today?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# No joy with c_kick then?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# No, 'fraid not
Thanks for the suggestion though :)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I'm wearing clogs
But being in manchester puts a halt to the whole thing
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# WOO!
i'm going to have that tattoo'd on my back.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# mediocre was probably caught flashing at some point in his life - ask him.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks, I'll see if I can get him
:)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# For some reason I can never see your images at work :(
As a TJ, are there any Dreamweaver monkeys around who can help me with a "using regular expressions in search and replace" issue?

I've got onClick="javascript: pageTracker._trackPageview('XXXX');" dotted around thousands of pages of website and I need to replace it with onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'XXXX', '<?=$name_id;?>']);" where the XXXX bit remains the same. Anyone know what the syntax is I need to use? I'm thinking I need to escape a bunch of characters but nothing's working so far :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# what's in the XXXX bit? just alphanumerics? are they all the same length?
edit

this works for me using regexr (http://gskinner.com/RegExr/desktop/):

match expression: onClick="javascript: pageTracker._trackPageview\('([A-Z]+)'\);"

replace expression: onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', '$1', '<?=$name_id;?>']);"

presuming that the XXXX bit is 1 or more alphas
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Woo!
Now design me a nice black and grey sleeve! ;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Lovely! :D
Also, after about 90 MINUTES of trying ... the uploader decides to work properly-

(was going to be in response to a thread that got deleted earlier)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# crudely drawn cocket.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# reminds me of this that i did do once as part of a series but never did the rest
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# haha
It's the CIA trying to bring us down. THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

also - I had minor surgery this morning to remove something. Utterly painless and took less time than my morning piss.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# was it minor urine-removal surgery?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# are you taking the piss? ;D
nah - I had a suspect mole removed from my nether-regions - mind you the anaesthetic is starting to wear off now :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# was it frozen or cut out?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# cut!
with a big blunt kitchen knife!

or more likely a scalpel - I couldn't see. It had to be preserved to be sent off for biopsy.

eurgh - mole preserve!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Had one removed from the bicep a couple of years back
He used some form of flaming knife. I could just smell the burning flesh and see the smoke? All healed and I can't hide a marble in there any longer :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# wow!
I had some cauterising done too
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# :o)
'scuse the pea...

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I've had this this morning
without the vomit inducing flashing

Tinfoil at the ready, is it wikileaks hackers
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# perhaps /talk ddos'd /board?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# bastards
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# it's probably because rob's an internet cunt.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Internet cunt!


AND NO MORE FREE CONTENT. I'm invoicing B3TA for a full shiny farthing for this beauty.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ^ MULTI-MEMES !
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# this is awesome
is it still in one piece?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Yes it is...
I has sat on top of my printer since it was made.

Go on, have a go at making one.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Bloody terrific.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Another fucking year done lads!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Merry FUCKmas
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# And a FUCKy New Year
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Wesa Communities secretaries
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Oh Zoidaroid (!)
Oh.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Is that Eric Pickles?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Yes.
But less fat. (And that's wonderful, naturally.)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
#
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#
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#

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Here, have Zsa Zsa Binks...

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# ..

Click pic for bigger
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# fucking quality thread all in all
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# would
would have
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Yay face swaps! Have the only time I've come relatively close to being near to not fucking it up entirely:
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# shopped only please
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Yay faceswaps!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# lol, and just when you thought you didn't fuck it up entirely (!)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)
# your all gay
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Near enough.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# yore algae
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
#
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#
s
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# He really is a monumental tool.
Also:
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha maybe his deficit had just grow...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Well more perhaps more glib than anything constructive:
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# haha the dirty cuts!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)
# shopped pics only....
How the HELL did they guy get re-elected.

People of Brentwwod should be ashamed of themselves
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# weren't they anyway?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# cum-on-titties secretary?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# you know, if that was a Robin, it'd be a great christmas card!
woo yay dotmund

*edit* quickified edit

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Exactly what I did one Christmas...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha that is awesome!
And so is the original. But I love this one. excellent snowflakeage!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I like drawing birds.


I'm taking all my drawing stuff for a four-day trip to a research facility. I have to be there for the last 60 hours of the shift by myself so I'll while away the hours drawing.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# it'll be time worth while spent
1 hour to go and I'm off!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Off where?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Just generally smelly
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You did dun drew a birdy!
Very pretty it is too....
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# That's a fine berd.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Despite media reports, Camilla's clearly NOT over her recent ordeal
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please...
Also - ninja thread deletion alarms!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Eh? Why's that then?
:)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
Dawn of the Dead FTW!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)
# blimey oh crikey!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Well.
Now then.


Well.


That's quite something.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# it looks like she has a genetic disorder
not quite downs but there are definitely going to be extra toes and retard children
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Oh yes
*clickclickclick*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
that is a most uncanny resemblance
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
if she wasn't so hot headed she would have been fine
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mmm real leather.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha...Rooney's had her......
:D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Shoot it in the head, Flyboy!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Well hellooooo, pretty lady!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# prolly bindun
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
#


(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Ningles and Jingles all - oooh, what's that sound in my chimbley?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Needs more Clive & No-Hands, but a worthy effort, cakeburglar.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)
# it was no-hands or the piccalilli
a difficult choice :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I feel your pain, man/ma'am.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I bleedin don't.
Picalilli's horrid.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:29, archived)
# i agree
but a xmas hamper always has a jar in...it's tradition!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:34, archived)
# It's great for making you vomit when you want to have a clear-out
A massive heaped tablespoon is all it takes.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Sorry, I layed an egg in your chumbly.
:( Sorry, cakebugle :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:24, archived)
# this is the kind of thing of which there should be more
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahah
I didn't see it animate at first!

Half day for me today - yay!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I've got a 38-hour job to fit in today
then another 11,000 words to translate (general rate is 2,000 words per day), plus three camera manuals to check, one to format and one to correct, a newsletter to put into HTML, a poster and a restaurant menu to design

it's freelance-tastic
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# fancy sub-contracting ?
;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Today is my last day in London until next year!
Woo!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)
# indeed?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)
# shirley bindun

?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 7:16, archived)
# If it has, I haven't seen it.
*sniggers*

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:26, archived)
# arf!
Get away from her you ibitch!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I was going to draw a background and something that would traumatize a monkey...
but i couldn't be arsed.

edit: yes, i'm aware that leaves this completely open for CDCs being added in and whatnot...i planned that...i think...go NUTS! (pun fully intended)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 5:16, archived)
# *likes*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:40, archived)
# awww traumatised monkey is traumatised
by lack of background :(
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)
# awesome expressions
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# FUCK!!!!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:14, archived)
# creepy as fuck
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
The flimsy FUCK
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:22, archived)
# preparing to pull the tape off larry lester's buns?
woo!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:29, archived)
# HA!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Just b3ta stuff only now please
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:49, archived)
# SWINGBASE!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 4:31, archived)
# these are fake arrrrrrrrrms!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Jellyfuck
This is what happens when you mess with bone-removal procedures.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We should really e-mail this chap. He'd be so proud with all the good work done in his honour.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Hahaha
hell yeah
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:39, archived)
# bukkake
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:53, archived)
# that hurts
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Does it tile?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)
# B3tan Reproductive system
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
# thats my new wallpaper lol.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Hahaha, I'm honoured!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Freebase is full of PISSSSS
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Has anyone seen this?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:31, archived)
# WRONG
Freebase lives in the testes, as he is the key ingredient of FUCK
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:42, archived)
# THAT DICK NEEDS A KNIFE
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:47, archived)
# KNIFEDICK
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:00, archived)
# And they say music hall's dead.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:08, archived)
# welcome to variety theater:
TONIGHT YOU'RE GETTING A KNIFE TO THE FUCKING DICK
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:26, archived)
# KNIFE DIIIIICKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] One leak too far...


It was probably the guy with the headscarf, you can't trust guys with headscarves.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:20, archived)
# More movie classics
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Don't ruin Juliette noooooooooo
;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Just imagine the bingo wings.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Just another one to bagpipe
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
# When you place yourself in her armpit
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Ah. A Black Country Pina Colada.
I see.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Just looked at Urban Dictionary and LOLd
"Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis"
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:13, archived)
#
*takes a breather in the knob-out room*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:18, archived)
# aww, she's already ruint :P
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:04, archived)
# It actually wouldn't suprise me if she could grow facial hair
She's so hard
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I'd let her give me a blowy
Wouldn't wanna be seen with her in public though. or for her to suffocate.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)
# i keep of few of her in my fishtank to keep the glass clean
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# !
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I know Kung fu
The one has no need for emotion when he has norks
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# she needs a few pies down her neck
and a fortnight in the sun
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# she needs something down her neck
A few Protein shakes
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# anything that puts a bit of meat on her bones
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# exactly what I was thinking
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:07, archived)
# well, not exactly
but close, eh?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I'd phrase it the same way
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Woah
most bodacious, dude
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Keaunu Norks State of Mind
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Still would!
Apart from the stubble and the somewhat blokey lips, you made a half attractive lady out of Keanu. Well done. I clicketh.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I don't mind the norks but...
the tache/shadow is a bit of putting, It may just be my screen, but it looks like the top lip needs a bleach, maybe??? you are obviously better at this than me.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# still could be worse...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
# is that male or female
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:21, archived)
#
Yes. One of the two.
Probably.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# a bit of both
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# all man apparently..
i don't believe i just searched for it. *belms
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# did you try looking on thechive.com?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# na just googled "ugly male transvestite"
on image search, so many kinds of wrong, deleting history as we speak.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i don't remember posing for that!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# well thats ya christmas card sorted then! x
:D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# funkypidgeon.com
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# haha! don't worry the inlaws..
and grampies will love it!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# i've got no grandparents
my granddad died 26 yeaars ago today.
well, yesterday now.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:31, archived)
# sorry to hear that,
still maybe you could give a framed copy to the local oxfam shop as a donation, or leave it as a tip for the bin man.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
# can't do that
they'd stop emptying the bin
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:38, archived)
# who? oxfam??
never!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# pfff!
oh well, time for bed. shopping day tomorrow.
g'night all!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
# night smash!!!!
good shoppings for all!!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:56, archived)
# haha
kick her in the nuts!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# A.S.L?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
15/m/scunthorpe
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Scunthorpe?
Forget it!!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# he certainly proves that scunthorpe has cunt in it
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# which in reality is
46/m/luton
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha
*raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# geniune desk guffaws!!!!
aceness!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:29, archived)
# *digs out hardback of Congo to make obscure reference*
... oh
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Bagpiping
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You know what? That's nothing!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# whoah!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I'll post this and go to bed
Night all
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# turn over!!!!
Hmm sexeh tiems! (say kim jong il style)
was alot funnier in my head. probably..i hope...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:20, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPichttp://www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_jibjab
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# woo!!!
wtf is this??
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Someone posted this on links
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# well..
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Dancing, Yeah
I'm off to hug cats when I wake up :)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# shake your groove thang
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# he is a dance king!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# EVOLUTION OF FUCK
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahaha fuckin' brilliant
But.. ya cheat! ;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)

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