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[challenge entry] it comes with an adhesive surface so you can still stick it to your computer and fool all your friends!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# This should win.
Clearly the most uselessest USB.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# d'awww
shucks :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# but it doesn't stick to your finger?
I call fake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# magnets.
fucking shitty ones

EDIT: OR

when you press it that many times the glue's bound to wear out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# He just wants to talk to his friends :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# AND!!!!!
...just the BLOODY HELL have you been??? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I've been invisible,
so I know The Invisible Mans pain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I imagine he is saying
"Oh maaaaaaaaan!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# haha I nearly typed that
but thought better of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I image he's saying
"I know what I'm fucking searching for, why would I want a bunch of someone elses paid suggestions RAMMED DOWN MY THROAT AS I FUCKING TYPE??? AND I CAN'T TURN IT OFF ANY MORE???? FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# He is not as angry as you Mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Haha
yeah, it's the morning here. I'm not a fan of mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# PMS Dude, PMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Sush!
I cannot see your picture currently, nor any of the ones uploaded to b3tards, for some reason; but I'm sure it's lovely.

how do?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's disgusting.
I'm appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# you commented on the 3d films article on the guardian webbysite
or someone has stole your name and ting.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I, like the Rt. Hon. Mofaha am appalled.
This kind of thing will not stand!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# i think he meant your picture, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Wanker :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hmmm
i can see them if i click view image... but they're not makng their way on to b3ta for me.

:(

EDIT: and now it's fixed. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# haha
whoa.. has there been an influx of old b3tans returning to the fold?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# All we need now is Dave the Hat and the circle will be complete!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# And The Neville!
Damn I miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^ this
the Neville was a legend.

(and possibly Dr Phil Kitten but that's going waaaay back)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah!
I tell you who I don't miss though, that Mofaha wanker! He was always all like, Yeah, I used to be from England and shit but now I'm all up in your America and shit! Yeah! Wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Why did you come back?
Everything was fine without you, and now it's all ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# I'm sorry Mofaha.
Let's not fight anymore :(

Spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere in Arizona...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Cracking idea! Looks lovely too.....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Moleypoos!
How's you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ^ Prince?

* I said it once and I think I got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# *sheriffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ^ do you mean...
...the serial bus formally known as universal?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Haha that's amazing Mr Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers Mr Barb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Fecking marvellous!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Stan!
Redgates!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Oh yeah!!
Best shop ever!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Very cool!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# smaashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Ta Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't play with that.


You'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Is it hairy....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Plug in. Be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# steal that now ya feckers!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# You can't pull the lead out, because it will never say "It is now safe to remove this device"
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Fiddlefuck!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
seen me fiddlefuck mate? need to secure the notebook
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha...lockdown!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Universal-cereal-bus
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# sp
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I like this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# me three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah
I like this. Your bus has really cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha - that is ace!
Great minds etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Is she undead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
We are condemned to have her walk among us for all eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ^ Lil...

Is she still watching me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Have you worked out who LA is yet...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Well she says she is a singer, but I am not sure?

EDIT: and no, I haven't.. any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I always thought she looked like she has downs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Pfffttttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Someone get me a cross and holy water.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# hehe
most appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Good God!
Top shop sir!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I'd buy one.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
Very useful in summer
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# MAGIC TIME
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# He looks like a very interesting wizard.
I am compelled to post a picture I made also called Magic Time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I fear this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# What a scary world it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Data port. Or something. I dunno, you do the punchline


Thanks to Captain Howdy for the wizard idea of replacing a mouth with a USB port. Still funny! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Data Entry!
any other ports?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# reply
wittily appreciative comment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# representation of laughter using type
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# gracious acknowledgement of reply
witty retort and graphical representation of amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# stifling of mirth brought forth upon receipt of reply
exhortation of level of output of grain
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Ooooh nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "What the hell did you do to me?"
Photobucket

resized it etc.
(cocobongo lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# you may be about to get a 'stark' reminder of something...
but it's woo from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# GOD!
Is everyone still on dial-up here or something? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# BZZZZTTT BZZZTTTT CLCK CLCK BZZZZZZZZZT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Oops!
Barbie seems to be broken again.

*switches off and on again* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Luxury
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# crappy work network gets 1.7mb down shared between 72 users
Dial up would be quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# your device can perform faster
Please insert a smaller image

Edit*
no seriously it's so big that it has it's own gravity field
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# its
no seriously, there is no apostrophe when used as a possessive, only when short for 'it is'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Chrome spellcheck FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# but it's being used as short for 'it is' isn't-tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# not the second time it's not
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha - you said snot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# yeah?
well so did you :P
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# i know you're not a learner and i couldn't give a fuck about the 200 k over the limit, but i want to post this (nice first post btw)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
#
haha ^_^ i knew i'd screw it up somehow. apologies for the massiveness. glad you guys like it anyway.
(cocobongo lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# What can I say, that hasn't already been said..
except for look after my aubergines, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I said that
sometime ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Silicon Man
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
That is one huge USB cable.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
iron midget
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
why thank you
(cocobongo lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] First challenge entry in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
croissant turd
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I do love smug bastard images
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# heheh
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# *awards "Cropping of the Year" award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# haha
*bends over and accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# good lord, man!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Laser-guided auto-docking kit...includes wheels,safety barrier,sign,light,klaxon,decals,the lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Woah. Awesome.
Stop the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ^ This but on stilts

EDIT: Bloody auto-text!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahaha /ac lols :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# winwinwinwinwinwinw!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# just too good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Stunning!
Nuff said...plus the usual *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Nice
very nice!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Wow!
Just wow
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I imagine this is making the classic windows noises
"Bah DING!"

"Bah BONG!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Is that Optimus Prime's little buddy Roller?
If not, it bloody well should be
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# woo and yay
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I would buy that.
How much do you want for it?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Loading on the dock of the bay . . .
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Whoa. Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Whatthehell?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] For Compo
reminds me of my 3G dongle...

(bassmeister Proud Patron Of The Alan Ladd Memorial Heel Bar, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# hehe -nic e

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Flashy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Hehe
I always wonder how much battery power the silly lights and beeps on various devices use :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Blinks faster and brighter when your battery is getting low. And makes a noise. And vibrates.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hehe!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# *wants*
I would actually love one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# haha!
Much like my phone when it's concerned that its battery is dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Lens Flare FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# This made me laugh.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Spot-Tongued Slobberin' Goblin


Click for bigger (332 kb)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Mental as ever.
Lunchtime Fun - Post google image searches where your images are the first result..

Here's mine :)

yoda lisa

zebraffe

how do you stop the bacon
 


EDIT:Using your own name, or the word b3ta is a bit of a cheat (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :)
www.google.ie/images?um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=595&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=kemp+american+history+x&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha, yeah, kinda ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# no idea why that how to scratch one is top...
it came in on the 8th page of the compo it was made for... i wonder what Al Gore Rhythms they used.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# maybe kinda cheating again
Pesky little comicses
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# went viral, didn't tag it... *grumble grumble grumble*
*grumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha always the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# ha, this is probably my favourite
it's oh so completely, comprehensively and utterly real
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
#
Blessed tenner :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
#
Death Star instructions
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# :D
death star recycling
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
#
your flowers are weak
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Nice use of my secret link...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# ;o)
I did a tinyurl for it myself a while back but I've forgotten what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha ha - no problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
pulp fiction guess who
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
thom york dolphin

Edit: thomyorkedolphinrape.tumblr.com/ wtf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Very suprised mine is first one this one!
mona lisa crayon
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# :)
neverending us election
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# but to name a page after it?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# exactly like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I was going to try and search fro some of my others but I am at work...
"Cock" X
"End of Cock" X
"Pussies or Puppies" X
"Cock Burger" X
"Wobbly Giraffe" Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Nice one!
EDIT: You might like the results of searching for "Woo Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Woo Yay!
* FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I could only find a 2nd.
here
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
Another one :o)

Good game.

Although there's no combination of terms I can find that brings up my shoe flowchart as no. 1...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Have you tried "buy new shoes flowchart" ???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# \o/
We ought to have some kind of clause in here that the relevant result shouldn't be the original b3ta post. It needs to have migrated somewhere else to get top marks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# how many search word are we allowed and can we use inverted commas?
meatabix
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
widdies bees
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# The fewer the better!
Also, bonus points for not-made-up words ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# but yours is still good!
At least as good as meatabix, zebraffe and starfours
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Meatabix?
NYOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# The best thing about googling meatabix
is finding someone else has done an almost identical picture.

edit/ but not beetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yay one word!
one very made up word
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Oooh, what a good game!
anna+paquin+beard
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&biw=1080&bih=574&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=kitten+luge&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# there once was a hapless gob-er-lin
whose tongue was forever slobberin'
he got in trouble
for making a puddle
and received such a clobberin'
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
#
and his eyes aren't normally yellow - he just had jaundice on picture day
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Friar Chuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Cor that's a bit special
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
"Roundhouse kicking Normans since 1066."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Sherwood forest is actually the result of his latest beard trim
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Ace!
Righteous roundhouse-kicking servant of God!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# This is great...
and it is making feel aroused. Is that normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Absolutely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Does he use nun-Chucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# spangtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# it was deserved
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# *accepts spanging*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# The original series was so
behind the times with Spanging technology...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# He sure do!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Very Lully
(to say otherwise would risk death)

Edit: My favourite Chuck Norris Fact - Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# The black-eyed peas were just the Peas before they met Chuck Norris*
* - Disclaimer - can't remember where I heard that one but it might well have been on one of these boards so forgive me if I'm plagiarising your joke. It's done out of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!

My mates band,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9Sj_lGfTg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# su-bloody perb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo:D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# pffft
"The eco-terrorists plant a killer virus on the pilgrimage train to Lourdes and threaten to release it. Lasko, a monk and a former soldier, now has to decide whether to go back on his vows not to fight again in order to save the passengers."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# pfft, top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Awesome job.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# nicely done Ninj ...Rubens would approve I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Cheers Elvis
:D *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# SphAAANGgggg

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# noon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# usb usb usb usb usb usb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Whta did the USB cable do?
Did it turn the top half of his body to face us, or the turn the bottom half away?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Explains the sly little smile


www.morningstar-cyberwear.info/monanipps.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# honk honk!!!


cheeeky!
(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# ....and a bag of urine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# better in a bag then on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I can't work out what you've changed
Is it just the thing on her arm?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Is this yours?
NSFW www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Nude-Mona-Lisa-30990.jpg

or have you matched the colours and textures alot better than they did?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# piss
bindun then I guess
well that's an hour of my life I wasted :(

www.ricci-art.net/img005/353.jpg + Mona Lisa
and a bit of colour matching
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hats off to you then
Very well done! Sorry I doubted you.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# tis understandable
I didn't know it had been done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Yours is better
I hope you've tagged it, it might go viral
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I'll just wait until it turns up in Nuts
then moan about it while feeling secretly proud
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
might almost certainly will
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# and the arse on mine isn't as badly done :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I knew because I started doing a naked mona,
then found that one when I was quarter way through.

Mine was looking shit so I gave up.

:)

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Very well shopped
but imageshack appear to have deleted your uncensored version
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# The bastards!
I was half way through knocking one out too!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# sorted the link
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# That's a bit good!
So how much of it did you do?

EDIT: I saw the link you just posted above. Nice job!
EDIT2: Imageshack didn't like your uncensored version.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I must admit
I didn't paint the originals
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# (=
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# good work
:)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly pointless....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# cheers man
i'm still not very good at doing gradients over the text.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Pffft
Never before now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# that guy reminds me of the dude from Office Space
"i couuld set this place on fire"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Nice shop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# why thank you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# haha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# :)
they're like the buggy from mass effect
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Coool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# what font matching algorithm etc
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Heh :P
But, would it not be "pipe usb"
Or, is USB even an adjective in this case?
I am not good at French.
I also don't know what USB stands for.
Ether way: woo yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
I hope not. I spent some time swapping after I got it the "wrong" way round.

Ironically my biggest delay producing this was that I couldn't get Win 7 to recognise my bamboo - one of my USB ports was dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Two days ago I wouldn't have known what a bamboo was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Bamboo:
the hard woody stems of bamboo plants; used in construction and crafts and fishing poles

And by bamboo plants I mean my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Had it been smoking too much? :c
I think USB pipe is safe as a noun in itself :D
I had to translate with Google to see if French even puts it's adjective after the nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# The USB still acts as an adjective even as part of the name of the object.
So it depends on where the fuckers put their adjectives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Universal Serial Bus.
I'm guessing it would be Pipe de USB, or whatever the right word is in french.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# In fact it is "Pipe USB"
As the USB Key is a "Clef USB" in french.
(Wespel fried french., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# No, it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# is
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Seeing as there's a Star Wars theme going...


'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Blood sweat and clone tool
Cheers you guys!!

*pulls sloth face*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Leave the sloth alone - what has he done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# HA
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Nice
but it seems to be lacking Ed Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Toap-related
Not worth own... etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I now have a strange urge to find out if marmite is flammable
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Fire - if it has any sense - will stay away from it, I suspect.
Congrats BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I read that in a M&S advert voice
Ceci n'est pas seulement une usb pipe

C'est une pipe d'acajou avec plaque d'or
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)

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