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# Kindergarten Jones.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I smell a band wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Chocadoobie!
I hope he's not too disappointed by the surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Double Chocadoobie!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# TRIPLE Chocadoobie, with a flake.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# The surprises these days are shit
It's always a shitty animal figure doing something wacky.

Where are the helicoptors and friction powered cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# and
small bits that children can swallow and choke on?

And no funny puns about my cock!!!!!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# sorry
Photobucket
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] had a go :3
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# needs more generic sans serif, on generic pastel background with generic freestyle drawn fucking image
besides that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Nice but looks a bit like a shoal of angel fish...
that could be the whisky though...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] noobie effort - be gentle
Where'd you come from, where'd you go..?

(gemvet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Flower Iris Snoopy?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# cotton plant blue eye snoopy
best song ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Lily Allen - The fear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# That's graping my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# is that celtic for having a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
#
(spanishfly 2, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# don't act like your speechless
in your big house in stroud.

wandering around the east wing in nothing but elton johns platform shoes from the hit musical about a deaf, dumb and blind kid who plays pinball, i've seen you via the use of a high powered telescope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# i fucking hate that song
and now i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# night john boi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, gemvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# is this compo driving anyone else mad?
ahhh new one tomorrow, yay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# *cough*
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1073129
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha
again? nah, i actually like shopping old pics, but if i see anymore mona lisas i'll slit my wrists.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Balls lash beagles?
This is a tough one...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Cotton eye snoopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I actually got this one
fast enough to laugh without filenaming!
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Cotton Eye Joe?
(Lord Chode, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun, but liked the idea


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# i hope that paint is waterproof
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
# It'll go through the water like a yellow streak of piss
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:52, archived)
# It will quickly dissipate into its surroundings?
Making it virtually undetectable to radar?

I'm impressed, Dragon's Den here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# if there's seamen in your piss, you've got a leak somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Awesome flick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zJibABjryM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Busy little boys
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Is the house lighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# If a bear farts in the woods and there is no one around to hear it does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# smeel
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# smee... smee... smee... no it's no good sir I just can't say it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# it's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# It might have been a "silent but deadly"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Cor! now I remember that comedy called Brass
SBD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Cor Blimey! Google's quick off the mark (7th result)
search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AmZsd93AU_J922wAOYZ8nTJG2vAI?p=brass+sbd&fr=my-myy&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
# according to the official documents from Pixar no
but I used some artistic license
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# it's surprisingly heavy
they used cast iron loft insulation and the upstairs toilet carpet is made from dark matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Helps with the piss stains
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# BLOONS!
/easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
lea is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# heheheh
you should have seen me friday night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# To my eternal shame, I still haven't watched this film.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# You should,
but either alone or with someone you don't mind sobbing in front of.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Tears are like manna, to me.
Except when they're mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# i liked it, but i didn't cry
then again, i laughed at titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I'm usually okay unless I'm tired or other people are crying.
When I was a child I had a heart of stone but more recently even the most minor sentimental thing can make my eyes a bit watery.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'm just a cynical fucker, mostly
but i'm easily distracted by shiny things, which can keep me amused for quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I'd give you the dvd that came free with my Blu Ray but I think my brother stole it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Arf!
Someone's going to get into trouble, they've painted over the light house's red stripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# put a cat on it
it would be Felix Lighter House :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# haha
you still conscious? what beer was it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# one of them was this
adnams.co.uk/beer/bottled-beer/sole-bay-celebration-beer
which was actually quite lovely once you got over the oddness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Adnams!
Lovely brewer, from a lovely coastal town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
#


very large attic space.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i bet it loses a lot of heat through the roof
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# wowzers, what a crown

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# wowsers
what a queen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# :|


girls dont wear crowns, they wear tiaras.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# George Michael
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# the queen wears a crown
that's why she's the queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# dang.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# :D
she hasn't got a large and pendulous cock, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Isn't he called The Duke of Edinburgh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# This is what I always imagine Van Morrison is doing when I hear him singing "Jackie Wilson Said"
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# That is some crown
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ahaha
that reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Nah.
Thanks for the offer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hiya
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# is it on Youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# xtube
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Heya Old Weezer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# crazy frog has let himself go
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# he'll never get in tesco looking like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# say no to drugs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Evening Gaspy.
Couple of years ago in my town, there used to be an old man that would escape from the old people's home. He'd manage to break out every couple of weeks or so and they'd get the police helicopter out to look for him and take him back.

He's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Does he escape from his coffin every few weeks now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# If he did, they should just let him go. That's determination.
Unless he does it for the thrill of the chase.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE, COPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I think the police were just happy to get to use the helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i don't blame them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# we used to have
a mad woman near us who used to wee in peoples milk bottles

quite a skill when you think about it
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# For a lass, yeah, I suppose it is.
Not really the best party trick though ...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# funnel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# That was her show name in the old music halls.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# good job she never called herself belle elmore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Welcome back from your indefinite absence, Fluffsocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Thankies.
I'll try and stay around a bit longer this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Tartan wheelie trollies ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i've got one
well, i've got 2, but one is knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Too much racing, eh?
Yeah, the wheels are pretty shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# yes they are
but they're damn handy if you don't want to get a bus 3 stops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I thought about getting one before because my arms are weak and I dislike carrying things,
but where I live, the street are mainly cobbled. Plus, I'm in my twenties and I'd look like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# i'm only mid-thirties
but can't carry anything even remotely heavy, so it really is great for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Do you have a tartan one?
I don't think I've ever actually seen a shop for them...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)
# it is tartan, yes
i think it's from T.J Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i'm sure i saw him going towards the lidl today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# is that
a Jewish tartan?
www.jewishtartan.com/jewishtartanhistory.htm
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I thought all tartan variants were a marketing scam
designed to sell huge amounts of fabric to idiot tourists
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Fully operational.
And full to the brim with cans of Big Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# he needs vader to smush the big bits of potato up a bit though
his gums aint what they were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# "You wantsh thish, don't you?"
*pats colostomy bag on lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# more connor
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# um
ok....
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# you're weird
you know that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# You're the one in a straight jacket trying to play with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# that's just for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I just needed an excuse to put my compo pic in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Poster Cover Poster
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Some kind of gnome hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Wizard cat cannot be killed by your mortal bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Connerouflage is the bomb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# *BOOOM!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# |||||||||||SPLOSIVE|||||||||||
≥≥≥∩±≡≤≤≤
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZbangZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Superb Connorism, that man :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# \o
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Went to IKEA today :-(


..but it did give me an image challenge idea....

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1073019
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# ha!
no pubes??????????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# is it hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Yeah...feel it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# i like ikea
a lot of my furniture is from there and has lasted well so far.
then again, i'm a whiz with a screwdriver and an allen key
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# so I heard
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# that surprises me
they're usually not capable of speech when i've finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# semaphor...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Could we really make Ikea any stranger than it already is?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# you betcha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# A hexing idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# how childish
(hreqz, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# The one, bottom left is not amused
but I am! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# This confused me
then I spotted the Quo, which also confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Also
The Guardian is running a Photoshop course.

At the end of the course you will be able to
• Crop and Straighten images.
• Adjust lightness/darkness and contrast
• Remove red-eye and blemishes.
• Convert images to Black and White.
• Learn to use blurring and sharpening filters to improve digital photographs.

Cost, 55 quid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# What about...
+ Draw CDC's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I think we'll have to wait for the advanced course for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# jeepers, I honestly can't comprehend why
are they going under and desperately trying to make money
are they comedy scamps mocking those who want to be photoshop pros
are the, no, that's all I can guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# They've been offering a few of these courses lately.
My guess is they're trying a variety of methods to generate money from the website.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# What? No liquify tool usage?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Did someone say "liquify"????

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# "Adjust lightness/darkness and contrast"
more daily mail than guardian, shirley?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I think that depends.
If they teach you to do it with an adjustment layer, you're probably reading one of those Photoshop Techniques type magazines.
If they teach you to do it from the Image -> Adjustments menu, it's probably the Guardian or the Independent
If they teach you to do it by narrowing your eyes and grimacing while muttering about immigrants, it's probably the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# hahahaha
modern jounalism in three sentences, copyright 2011 mofaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Most true
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha - This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# quo's revenge
they're gonna shop all of us
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Tiny Quo cause less damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Right surprise earlier.
(AdamTheSmith, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:46, archived)
# have you been watching IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# No
but I had a sneaky feeling it'll have bin dun before. So subconciously, probably yes.
(AdamTheSmith, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I had one once and it was the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# A chicken that laid a kinder egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# The chocolate egg inside the plastic egg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# You put a chicken up your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# That is a given
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# You had a chick with chocolate inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# once I pulled it out of my bum it was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# * Thinks about this for a while
.
.
.
.
.
Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# A chicken laid you, and then you laid a kinder egg which had a miniature chicken inside that then laid a miniature you?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# all thanks to the magic bum
magic bum, magic bum, it grants wishes, magic bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# How does it work, do you just rub it or do you have to send it letters like Jim'll Fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# you slap it on each cheek and when it farts you make a wish
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# damn backwards chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# inside out
upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# boy, you turn me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I might start buying kinder eggs again.
Just so I have something to play with at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# There's always your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# B'gurk!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# that really happened once
some bloke in the pub told me, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# hahahahaahah
ahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
#
that is terrifying. no wonder so many people died
(hreqz, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# it's got a lovely milky milky bit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Improper Grammar


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ^ Facts, on b3ta?
Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I have always found there is no need to lie
when you have Rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hi, I hear you've been pretending to be me.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^ lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# /o_o\
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Don't look at me
I only got back from derby 45 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# you should stop giving out those masks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Lily Allen has 3 nipples so I read on the interwebs
a bit like this
thefilmreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4.jpg
NSFW Due to 3 bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# with sexy results ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# With expensive results.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# that's called prostitution
and is illegal, you will be hearing from my solicitor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Stop soliciting people.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# me love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# You smoke cigarette in your pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# 2 Dollar sucky sucky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I think you mean dorrah
Mee so hooorny
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I'm still sueing you
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Bring Sue and the other lily
I'll bring the condoms ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# And I'll bring the pussy cigarettes and ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# And we have a spanish themed party

Quick, dirty and with covered nips
^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# YE GODS!
This is one weird coincidence!
There was a old woman called Lillian where I grew up (moss side, manchester, the 80's - late 90's) who had an unfeasible wide cleavage which she covered up by wearing tight sweaters which just amplified the effect even further and made it look like she had 3 tits. Her nickname amongst the locals was "Three Tit Lil'!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Don't I still owe you a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Really? In that case make a Valentine's card for my girlfriend, I haven't got round to it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I offered to draw you anything, and you spent like two weeks angsting about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I have been extremely busy of late. I'm particularly stressed after starting a 6 month paediatric job last week. Starting on nights.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# and you will be hearing from mine!
Please leave me alone, I enjoy a laugh but you lot are really picking on me.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ^^ Lily Allen ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# You started it
You with your silly songs.
Except that fear song. That was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I think you will find this one is more apt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1P4_YCFtkQ
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# That is a great video.. I have not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Just more girly drivel
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hi, you and the other Lily Allen are cordially invited to a threesome at mine.
If you know any other Lily allens you are welcome to bring them along too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I'M lily
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# From your profile info it would appear that you are a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i'm lily and so's my wife!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hi lily can I have your dad's autograph please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Pfft This
and ask him why the fuck he did that robin hood shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Please don't start on daddy...
I suppose you think his best work was 'The Bullshitters'
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# That film was funny...
although I prefered him when he used to do that 'Think of a Number' program on kids tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# that kids a fucking idiot and the school system has let him down
the dad is a twat from a bad sit com
i'm on the verge of collapse from drinking surprisingly strong beer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# unHappyToast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha, you don't know the half of it
it's very nearly goodnight Seattle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Baby I hear the blues a-callin.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# what are tall sallys?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# It's a special kind of handjob involving an oven mitten and a bowl of gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# suddenly the frasier song makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# No I think you misheard it, it's 'tossed salad' which is a completely different kind of handjob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# My missus just said that (the salad not the handjob sadly)
I always heard it as tall sallys and scrambled eggs
I'll stick with me one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# also




mercy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Don't you quit on me, trooper!
*gives heroic speech*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'm expecting a letter in the post saying
the government has decided to take my legs and lungs for one of their posh chums to come tomorrow.
Seriously, what exhausted and beaten down health I have is all I have right now. That and the love of a weirdly kind woman, and your manly self to keep my spirits up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# If you wanna butt heads, quaff ale & rail at the world, I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# too tired, and separated by too many miles right now
depending how the week pans out I may find myself crying on your shoulder soon though, in a manly way of course, perhaps with some heavy sex afterward.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I'm still in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# dammit I thought I was the man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Not this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# fairs fair I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# It depends on your position in your "man up" picture the other week.
Have a beer on me, i'm having a glass of red and a nice dinner cooked by the ever lovely mrs thor. Looking forward to working on some work this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# chin chin
love to the missus, ask her if she remembers that night in rome. or was that geneva, or was that you? oh no, it was a mane of curly hair, definitely you. And those fabulous legs of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It must have been me, i've got the legs for the kind of outfits you like.

And it was rome.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# To be fair
I'm from the US. So your school system is not at fault.
(dredgeups, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# well the US system has let him down then
it's quite basic grammar, he should be understanding that by his age.
Or is this a comment on all americans being retards, if so I find it quite shocking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# I think it's a univeral thing
I moaned about it for a long time to my friends and they disowned me.

I just wouldn't let it lay.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I would've let it lay if you'd let me let it lay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# 4 pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# not quite as funny as 4 candles, but we'll run with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I love the non-clickers.
Especially the ones that are seemingly trapped within the confines of their own posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I LIKE THIS COMMENT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# that's very good
love the style, don't let these fucktards get you down
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# fucktards?
I though this was b3ta not creative review's forum.
Are we meant to be critiquing the strength of line and visual punch?
sounds a bit pretentious and judgemental to me, maybe try having a laugh instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# In his defence, we're not Worth 1000.
And we do like badger porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Yes. Yesss.
*eyes widen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Badgers are dirty fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes let's remember this post
next time you post one of your little bits of generic trite and we'll see how well you handle it shall we? just a larf
you'd pull a strop, you self absorbed cunt propped up by the fawning lackies
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Man, you're grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# seriously, you think we've been rude?
and you're massively wide of the mark on your assumption of me, I'm well aware of how far down the world's pecking order I am.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# what's up?
strangely enough not everyone here spends much time assuming about you as you'd like to think

I thought we were having a larrrrf? :D
look a colon followed by a cap d!
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ok then
I think you may be missing the light heartedness of some of this though.

also, your edit doesn't make sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ah.
Just looked at your one image post.
You're a bit of a cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Listen, bingle, I've just had a look at your cat picture and it wasn't very nice. Now you just called us all fucktards. I don't like calling people cunts but if you keep this up I may have to make an exception.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Actually that last bit was a complete lie, I absolutely love calling people cunts.
CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT CUNTING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# b3ta has calmed down a lot on the cunt front
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# An infinite loop of insults.

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Flamin' flamer flamin' flamin' flamer . . . etc . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# for(;true;), shirley?
Nonetheless, nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# for(;;)
and don't call him shirley
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# while(true)
*cough*
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I don't know what this means.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The code repeatedly insults Debbie Gibson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# 'Code' being the key word - I don't understand the language of programming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# But I've just told you what it does. So you know what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I have no idea who Carol Decker, Debbie Gibson or Susannah Hoffs are though.
So you're on your own there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I know who they are, and if I ever want to insult them (for all eternity) I'll know what to do, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# 10 print Debbie is a cunt
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Hi Lilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# \/ Not Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Who is then, there are two now and I was sure you were one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I only have 2 nipples
and I haven't had internets all day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# sorry was on site visit
have they been on today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# You are a terrible children's sit-on train made by Leapfrog
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# WFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# haha
A toy train, long since relegated to the garage, that was given to our bairn. One of the things it shouts - very, very loudly - is "HI LILLY!"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ^ This make no sence at all
Welcome to b3ta 7 years - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# are you confusing T'Pau with the Bangles?
change the carol decker bit to susannah hoffs and it would make more sense (to me anyway)
Did you change it or am I too drunk and utterly fucked off with the whole fucking world to notice the middle bit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
# It was always there.
Though you might be right that it would be clearer without Carol being on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# just have a bitch fight between the Hoffs and Gibson
leave the lovely big faced Carol out of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# also... "dinnerbag"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I see Carol Decker quite a bit in town
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# But does she see you, from your bush-based vantage point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# is she working on that crockery stall still?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# nope
she owns a pub with her husband
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I'm glad someone got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I've got a life-sized poster of carol decker. true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# If you see Carol...
... deck her!
(ymmit, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# is it Rihannas greatest hits
featuring Chis Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# "Close your eyes, open your arse, baby. let me slide it in you, can you feel it, like an internal flame"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# you should go to the doctors
A good antibiotic cream will clear it right up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I never took GCSE IT, I only learned Html.
So would this actually work?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I don't know if putting php in a chat window would work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Only if 80s Popstar Chat
has very lapse security settings.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Well Aneka found my email.
Turned out badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# arf!
Also, should we pronounce PHP as "pee aitch pee" or "fup"?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# "Philip"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Elizabeth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# that's very clever
too bloody clever if you ask me (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# you see
now everyone thinks this is a joke about the 80s.
Not a joke about 'flaming'.

Although it is a bit of both I suppose.

NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# On average...
..one time in seven this will break, with an undefined index error.

(AICMFP)

(nogber, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# You are right.
*hands five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# excellent
*relurks*
(nogber, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Funny that
I was singing "China in Your Hand" to myself this morning while ironing my shirt. And I realised I've absolutely no idea about what the song is trying to say. It seems like it's saying it's not worth having dreams because nothing good will ever come of them. Is that right?!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Don't Hassle The Hoffs


Not since the restraining order anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Shouldn't it be...
count($insults)-1 ?

Just saying, that's all!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# PHP - so 90s
Surely should have been Amstrad BASIC or something equally old. Like COBOL.
(I helped save b3ta! evilzenscientist, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# PHP ain't my strong point
But won't $i overflow at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Yes.
do { ... } while (true) may have been a better choice.
(nogber, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oof!
Debbie Gibson is a complete slutDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete slagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete slutDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete slagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
(mralston Matt, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Kiss it better...


Debbie Gibson is a complete cow
Debbie Gibson is a complete cow
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitch
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbag
Debbie Gibson is a complete slut
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbag
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitch
Debbie Gibson is a complete spanner
Debbie Gibson is a complete slut
Debbie Gibson is a complete slag
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerba^C
(mralston Matt, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Well done
now go do some work
(ymmit, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] One last Q & D


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Don't get on no plane fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Hocus Pocus : Focus
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# you realise I'm now going to have that running through my head ALL night now...
... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I'm yodeling right now !
♪♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I love that show.
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# no JD
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
#
Hanging out the passenger side, Of his best friends ride, Trying to hollar at m.. er I mean I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Something's Not Right
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Well, you know what they say......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# That's Right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Is that Leonardo da Nummanummanummanumma?
Best of all the helicopter inventors?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# To The Choppa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem mem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Well Put !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] proof that there is no god!!!
or proof that there is a god
or proof that god has owl eyes
or proof that science say god doesn't exist but if he did, he'd have owl eyes...

also have this cos it aint worth it's own post....
(randomscally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Proof In The Pudding
Song title : Who Are You
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# What fresh madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# There's something wrong with the new stale fresh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Eeeeep!
He's really not happy, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# He appears to be rather grumphy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Holy Moly!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)
# In a way . . . yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# It's never right - it's Valin!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# The secrete is out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Never look in a mirror on LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# The mirror cracked my face :":
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] mail me for my paypal details, cheers
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Troll alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# *readies bridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# wouldn't really class it as trolling, b3ta has always had (to its benefit) a rather 'subversive' element to things like this challenge, akin to '4Chan-lite'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# One word Squire, 'Treme'
if you haven't seen it yet, add it to the list :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Whole series, in 720p
Sitting on my machine at home, waiting!

Thanks for the tip, though :-)

Boardwalk Empire is worth your attention, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I've heard good things about BE, hope to start watching it soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I'm not clicking until I know that cat is OK
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# its on the side of a fucking motor way
take a wild guess
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# it's hitching a lift to London to see the Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Oh good
For a while I thought I was the only person thinking "this is the worst challenge ever."
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# if I see another
generic sans serif, on generic pastel background with generic freestyle drawn fucking image ... its like graphic fucking design paint by numbers
"look at me! I found a book by Neville Brody!"
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Man, you're grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
#
grumpy = not a fawning sychophant
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# ^ that
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Eww
There's no need for Comic Sans.
(Doam, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Woo

"The Avatar Survival Trust"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# You're just showing off now!
;)
*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# damn air jellyfish
being all confusing and such

oh, and this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
# minor T.J, but i just had to share this
been telling mmy aunt about watching Being Human. she asked what it was about, so i explained that it was about a ghosst, a vampire and 2 werewolves.
she asked me if it was a documentary...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Well....is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Very, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] fluff and nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Just how many kittens died to make those letters you evil man!
:D nice!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ^What she said^
I was telling the other day how a rocker mate of mine - a slip of a girl of 18 at this point - had both her arms broken when she was jumped by militant ALFers for the heinious crime of wearing a leather biker jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Not enough of the evil buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# no kittens were harmed in the making of this image

keepwaiting.deviantart.com/art/FUR-BRUSHES-PHOTOSHOP-CS3-103454575

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# i know i've got pics of the back of her head somewhere
but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Shaven pussy is shaven
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It's the only hygienic thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# have you been shagging girls with crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# What, like down at the beach in the rock pools?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# *ponders logistics*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Is she saying...
"It looks like a crab stick, only smaller" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# CRAB'SDICK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# All of teh fluffeh!
That's about the fluffiest, snuggliest logo I ever did see!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# not really a contender but fun
and god knows where that really pale border came from
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
# nice work, cruella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

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