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# Here it is, as voted for by you! Britain's Unfunniest Clip!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# i can't give this the credit it deserves
as i'm slowly losing the will to live
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Dont die
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# It's a good plan
but difficult to stay with indefinitely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# It's a good idea, needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# every now and again I forget why I like b3ta.
This is the sort of comment that reaffirms my faith.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:05, archived)
# but i'm so bored!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going to bed.
on my own.
alone.
to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10362150
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# g'night then
remember to wake up
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Tis quite quiet
Have a work in progress zombie, leaning Del Boy-style:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# She needs a better bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)
# The server's a few minutes slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:25, archived)
# no she doesn't
EXPERIMENT TIME

place your left hand over your nipple on your right hand side...

put your right arm into the dynamic position as demonstrated by drimble's pic-a-ture

tense your right arm.

as you move just your form arm towards your body you should feel a slight tit muscle tense-ation in your left hand.

I do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:09, archived)
# I don't know, that flap lift... pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# It making me seasick
with all the swaying
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# pfft nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# it is such an unfunny clip from a pretty mediocre comedy, imo
stewart lee's gag on it was fucking fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# you dirty old sith!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# this place is deader than jacko's undercracker lice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# there's always /talk
they seem to be busy swearing at each other over there, though
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)
# had a look before
it's all food threads and calling each other nonces atm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] fthfthfthfthfth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
WOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# The cad
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# pffff
although i still hate only fools and horses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# ROFL's HARD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# arf...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR STU
and then Trigger made a face
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Haha
On the same theme
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha
hadn't seen that before, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]


Fact of the day: My young nephew refers to the monster as "The Jingly Jangly Scarecrow". Quite why my sister in law lets her five year old son watch horror films is, as of yet, a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i genuinely enjoyed the 2nd one
far better than the first although the first movies subtlety was fantastic how you barely saw him. Guilty pleasure as i know Jeepers Creepers was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Isaw it for the first time the other day....
and also enjoyed it!!! Bravo for the Negro-Kruger, Indiana Jones Hat stealing dude
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# not to be picky
but wasn't he from jeepers creepers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Yes...
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i thought you were making a reference to the classic film creepshow
which he was not in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# But 'Jeep Show' sounds like something that needs a boisterous, un-PC, brillo-headed jacket-and-jeans presenter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# They should do Kickstart with jeeps
health and safety would be ok with that one =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Argh the horror

Splinter is the movie/baddie
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I always thought that Yoshi's rat was one of the good guys? :p
Nice pic tho
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Apologies, fiend, but I couldn't resist.
I thought it was the only way to make your image more disturbing.



Edit: Further apologies; the brightness on my monitor is turned down, so I didn't see that you'd put your graphic at the bottom of your image - I've only just noticed, and I'll fix it as soon as I can.

2nd Edit: Further, further apologies - I now can't be arsed. Sorry.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] image challenge virginity broken.

Intricate paint skills went into making this. Skill and determination.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm did you use on Josef's shoulder etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Fritzl thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
now i see him like this...hes actually quite an amiable chap.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
while taking that dump, luke clearly used some Force.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I just opened a factory-sealed bag of salted almonds
It is full of spider webs

I know 'fuck off to talk' :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I dared venture over there earlier, very briefly.
They were strangely fluffy* to me. It's got me very worried :(
 
* Not one 'fuck off cunt' or variant thereof
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# they were going to eat you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
eat you Cocoon you

For future sinister purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ahh,HA!
Invasion of the Board Snatchers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I've always thought they were a bunch of turnips
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# From what I've seen so far, I'll stick to /board.
There's more opportunity for light-hearted whimsy :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Yay no need to save up for an xbox
(Colonel Ratticus, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# which font-matching algorithm have you employed here?
I can't afford photoshop cs5 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
I pressed the itallic button :-)
(Colonel Ratticus, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Needs more Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# he looks upset...
Just finished this, acrylic on canvas. Phone photo doesn't do the colours justice...

[Click for mossive]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I am godzilla
you are Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Shit, I actually never thought of that =[
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Best quote from a film EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# The 127RPA-A takes too the skies..


This took way longer and resulted in a file size both of which are probably more than it was worth..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Cocktastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Rooster Rockets
_
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
#
Rooster
Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# did I call you names?
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# cockrocket!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Yeah, here comes the rooster, yeah. You know he ain't gonna die.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# New from the Vatican
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# a quick woo to this
before i bugger off to watch top gear and being human.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# classic telly...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# 100%
grape juice
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# hemorrhoid resin
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Yeah, but secreted from what?
/board continuity police
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# ^this
and other bodily edifices
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# argh
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Fucking hell
THREE nuclear reactors are now facing potential meltdown, and there's now a volcano going up:

www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fgw-japan-quake-volcano-20110314,0,2486939.story
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# not exactly their lucky week, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Understatement of the decade! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# What they don't know is that the earthquake has awoken an ancient tentacle god who's itching for schoolgirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
its called morning glory in my house
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Oo, lurker.
And it only took mention of schoolgirls to rouse you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# it's gonna take more than a sponge to sort that out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Japan's a fair way up shit creek at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hmmm
though the current status is not nearly as OMFG MELTDOWN as the media would have us believe. All quotes from people actually there are that the lowest alerts are in operation and they are going through normal safety procedures (other than the hydrogen explosion obviously).

But, forget that, OMFG MELTDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Rare footage.........Hitler invades New York..........ON HIS OWN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# GENIUS :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *Throws money at computer*
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I hope mom and dad learn a valuable lesson when she goes around telling people to kiss her shiny metal ass
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# so that's where Maddy is!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# She got locked in a cryogenics freezer and sent 1000 years into the future.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# it's what she would have wanted
i'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# And on his lunch break!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ha, this is fantastic :D
*many a click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Woo
*click*

If this doesn't get front page, there is no justice in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# ^that
(Good Penny, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# He knows when it's time to knock off for lunch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# was this during his brief stint at the ministry of silly walks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Arf!
Click.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# It's amazing how 1 Hitler weighs more than 7 iron workers
totally hatstand ...WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
# he is weighted down by EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# uh hummmmm...
*rubs imaginary beard while gazing off in the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# why are you looking away like that?
you don't think i'm crazy, do you? i'd hate to have to do to you what i did to the last person who thought i was crazy...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I had to google Lansrom's Virus . . . and to my surprise . . .
tinyurl.com/4pr29er
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I then looked for images and . . .
tinyurl.com/4cq9l6u
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# at least it's not pics of my boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# That cat is the one I posted under your boobs.
I don't know why your boobs aren't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# there are some places even google won't go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# My Sundropadopalous picture is there!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i know!
there's some weird shit there, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# That's obviously because
they haven't had their lunch yet.

Hitler always ate lunch before invading, it's a well known fact.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
clickclick
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# now that's just showing off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# HAHA top stuff Mr Dubya!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
What is this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hahah!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Utter loon
Fantastic and brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# what they said
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# ^^This.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha, this could be the greatest gif I have ever seen.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Das is gut
ya
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# \o/
wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Genius sir!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Lovely Piece of Animation
Woot! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I could follow him all day... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# You bastard made me laugh about Hitler
I hate* you.

*love
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# ahahahahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I don't want to be a cock...
...but isn't this Chicago, not New York?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# FP really likes those steel workers!
yours is much much better than my (only so far) FP:
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Worthy of Terry Gilliam at his best
Woo.
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# it's all a conspiracy fake and fake and fake!
I have proof!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Everything is fake
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning..


(mousemonkey, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Sad Auschwitz gate is sad.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# It's just HUNGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# i bet hitler is the most conservatve out of them
compo is probably always trying to get him to mess around, killing jews etc.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# the only thing missing?
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# OMG! Godzilla destroying Japan!
Who would think about that?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hey look, it's godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# true
but who else thought of it ....
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# scan the earlier board.
And those are just the ones who thought of it and posted, not those who thought better.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Triple figures weekend
b3ta.com/board/10361161
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Triple points weekend!
$$$!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I think
everyone who makes one of these should make a donation.

I dont mind about people finding the lighter side of this. Just balance out the karma with a touch of loveliness...

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# No, I don't think it's missing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# sorted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejCqVyROqno
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# God I detest that insipid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# It's a shame he's so irritating in that "sitcom"...
... as he's fairly funny on some gameshow-type thingie.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# PROPAGANDA
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# It's all good bro!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
#
the radiation has messed with his pigmentation.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you want to play a game?

yes I know Total Wipeout isn't a sitcom. What are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Well I, for one, am going to complain to the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# allow me...
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/article-299115/Contact-Daily-Mail-Mail-Sunday.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Dear Daily Mail,
I am writing to you with a sense of disgust throbbing in my breast about the recent conduct of one Griffy Savalas on the filth ridden site b3ta.com...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# keep going, I'm almost there...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Well if that's your attitude I have no other option to take this matter up with the Home Secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# THERESA MAY!
*SPLUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# That'll be £38
as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# can I get the invoice made out for 'window cleaning'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "Make it out to ... Alan."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hahah superb shopping.
well it's comedy situated in one place? so maybe by default?
also:
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# OUTSIDE IT'S RAINING BUT INSIDE IT'S WET
lovely pic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# *puts hand up*

yes i'd like to play a game
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# It's not true - I did not hit here.
Hehe nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Holy fuck yes!

I'd watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Japan




clicky fo biggie
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Risarrific
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Hellboy bust plasticine sketch

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Oh yes
Gonna cast it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# no way
I discovered a clay called 'Super Sculpey' over the weekend. compared to plasticine it's like going from hambugers to steak, but including the cost. I never knew how clumsy plasticine was until I played with the sculpey yesterday, so I'm ditching all my old sculpts, I don't want to waste any expensive molding material on them .
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# This post was brought to you by 'super sculpey'

just jokin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# its still the honeymoon period
I do love it, it's an expensive mistress though, luckily, I can cut down the rations with the daughters meals to afford it.

funnily enough someone on this site recommended it to me a while back.

"this message brought to you by Super Sculpey for all your sculpting needs"
www.sculpey.com/products/clays/super-sculpey
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I like his breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# cheers
took alot of research and field study (that's what I tell the wife)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Vnice have a
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# top gubbins!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
Ever done any stop-motion animation? With your painting skills for the backgrounds and scenery I'm sure it would turn out excellent ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# cheers
but I know my limits
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# corrrrrrrrr
WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# You always were up for a bit of extreme fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# love it.
And if you break the horns by accident it's still workable.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# new meme anyone?


file uploading on b3ta has turned into crap ages ago. wont really work for me anymore.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
#

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
FUCK I CANT SPELL adfsdfdsf
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# how about...No
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
POW RITK POW RITK POW RITK POW RITK POW RITK....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# banana!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha ha! what a story MarkP0rter
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# What the fuck have I gotten myself into her?
See what I did ther?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# stop tearing him apart Lisa!
I noticed that too, I always host my pics on a blogsite now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I think that by actively suggesting that something be a meme
you instantly guarantee that it won't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Nice Mickey Mouse gloves.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Haha B/O/W/C
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# pffft
no reach around?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# epic
btw im wondering if people on here even know the room - the best film ever made
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# "The power of Tennessee Williams?"
I just watched the trailer. Wow, that's certainly the best greenscreen that I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10361866
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# That's a negatory. Abort! Abort!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)

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