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# When The Wind Blows
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# you've eaten too many beans?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I hated that.
It was like a fucked-up cross between The Snowman and Dancing With Tears In My Eyes.
EDIT: also, 'Racist'.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ..I'll slip this one in here
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# haha
winning!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# and his reaction at the end if the race...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] trololathlon
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# genius
...ruddy genius...that's right I said it...RUDDY!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Homophobe Homophone


(Apologies for Comic Sans, but if any font would be bigoted, it'd be that one!)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# i always imagine a homophone as being a gay record player
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Homophonic!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# some of my best friends are homophones!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Unfortunately homophone literally means "same sound".
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# my explanation is better
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# It's not better, it's wrong.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# i still prefer it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It turns out
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Meg & Mog ftw!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# this needs to be real
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# it is
the photo was taken in my pond
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# that's one hell of a pond
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# mini chopper nearly had me eye out
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# That's what they mean by "you'll go blind"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# wear sunglasses
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# This may sound racist but...all those sharks look the same.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# RACIST!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# At least it can't get any worse, right?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# borrocks
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Is it just idle whimsy
Or is today a good day to start an atheist campaign to re-introduce snakes to Ireland?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# i'd sign up for that
but then again, i like snakes.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Lacist.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Is it tuesday already?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Last tuesday
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# omgdidyujustthinkuvdat?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# MORE GODZILLA (but not with the disaster)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ha!
he's full of woosome!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# More water for the dancers, please!
\o/
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# WINNING
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# So pray tell, you knob, just how crack did you actually do?
;)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Quite :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)
# he be banging 7 gram rocks into his morning brew
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Everytime I see this that kid hates that banana even more.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# #18
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# No love for Gamera.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# do you kiss your mothra with that mouth?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I'll leave now, I really Gorgo.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# going to sort out your rodan infestation?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Tough crowd
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Godzirra
"There is no Godzirra ,may as well......./blog"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Gojira!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# The Japanese... they're so advanced,
they bring the beach to their doorstep.


What?! it's been said?!!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# * Starts singing
This means nothing to me.... Oh jabelles...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# i have gained several anti-geek points
by not having a clue what this is about
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Somebody push a button.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] laughing at the disabled


edit:I must point out Im not being nasty here, im stating that the internet is horrible, and that's why i chose a child to show how childish people can be
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Hmm.
I do not think this is very nice.

Nor was it nice in June 2008.

I don't mind if the joke is funny, but 'Haha! Mong!' is a bit playground for me.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Here, have a picture of the Japanese Emperor


This is nothing to do with the current disasters in Japan, I am just commenting on his unusually large head.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I noticed that on the news last night
his head is disproportionately mahoosive. The power of inbreeding I guess.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Indeed.
I suspect that he has a very small body, rather than a huge head, but if this were South Park he'd be Canadian.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# no
i was stating that it isn't nice
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Which part of your post states that exactly?
All I see is someone laughing at the disabled, with the subject line, "Laughing at the disabled".
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# im not that fucking horrible
look at the pic... it wasn't intended to be nasty
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# All I know is
if someone else posted exactly the same thing and you happened to be in one of your moods, you'd be all over them like stink on shit.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# nope
if you want to get all serious about this, then that's your problem, i had the best of intentions.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# srs bsns
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# obv
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# you are a fiend
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I say we burn him.
FUCKING BURN HIM!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# WITH FUCKING FIRE
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Hot fire!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# THE WORST KIND
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
I just made myself sad.

RIP, fella.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# What?
Explain please.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Save your explanations
for the awkward chit chat the driver in your cab to Hull
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Oh dear.
I am at the bar. does anyone want a guinness?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# are you at the world's smallest pub?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I am not sure what you mean?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# the thalidomide arms!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Ginness for me please.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:37, archived)
# I am mystified as to how you get a pint plus another glassful into a pint glass ...
Step 4b: Drink half your Guinness :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# The ingredients specify 10oz of Guinness.
That is half a pint.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# And a Laphroaig chaser?
Mmmmmm. Yes please!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# even if you were being nasty, so what
b3ta would be shit without some nastiness, it would be full of ":) "replies and drawings of cuddly teddy bears
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Where's your :) ?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# He lost it.............................*duh*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
# AK IR AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Trust me........it's a sport.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'd give Gold to number two.
EDIT: not convinced that last one is a legitimate swimming costume?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Oooo...olympic controversy.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# this does nothing for me
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# (why are all the guys clicking on this?)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# bugger
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Oh Vienna
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Olympic Glory Holing?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# This is a serious competition...not Star Wars.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I give the second one higher marks
because she has a nice arse.

Although obviously what I would give her is 'one'

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Second place wins the silver cock.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# no.3 has definite cellulite
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Still would
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# i'm astounded by my lack of surprise
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# you love it, you kinky internet perv
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The CDC Relay
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# They will be ok until they get to the hurdles
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# At least one of them has the brains to hang on to his
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# The worrying thing is, I think he is holding the guys next to him?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Worrying??
Fucking Homophobes.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Laters people


B E E R - T I E M
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# lucky bugger
/bored and sober
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh heh. Nice.
Might as well get a repost in, in case I don't think of anything better to do.



That'll be £20,000 please.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# *sigh*
Once you see the "Lisa-sucking-Bart", you can never un-see it.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I see only Zionist Conspiracy!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I see ZOYZ conspiracy
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It's ZYOZ
splitter!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# OH CHRIST NO
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# i shan't look at it, then
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# That logo
is a travesty of design. A purple cum splat on the virgin white paper of British pride.

oo-er...cum splat
(, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Pass the Wang
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# "Yes Alfred...
...that will be all."



Michael Gough RIP
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# :(


(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ^ this
Michael Caine could never fill his shoes
EDIT: wondered if /talk had picked up on this with some typical bad-taste hummus, so flicked over to look, and what was the title of the first thread that I saw? b3ta.com/talk/7137480
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# A blank thread?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# "FARTY LICK BUM MAGGOT STUFF DOGGYSTYLE RAPE-COAT PENIS"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Worst meme ever.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Next week's Image Challenge.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I think I'll stay away from talk.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# ??
I'm not seeing anything, seriously.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# This:
 
FARTY LICK BUM MAGGOT STUFF DOGGYSTYLE RAPE-COAT PENIS
baldmonkey
BUSINESS, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
 
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Haha ok that explains it.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# And so the new year like last, claims another gem
I read this up on IGN and thought "No way". He'll be missed.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Yeah it's tragic.
I'm sure the lights are going out all over Japan.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# What have you done to the picture? I don't understand.
Fucking hell I'm not understanding anything today.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
You thick shit!
Never mind mofaha
* Man hugs
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Why are you touching me? What's that pressing up against my leg?
I don't understand :(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# :(
Bad form.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# MacGregor's Syndrome finally won :(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Not much of a tribute, more a headline.
Sad news, though.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# What's the big deal
He was 94 FFS. what do you expect..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# it's human nature to rail against fate
and inevitability
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Fair play
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# don't look at me, i'm not sure i'm human
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Fate!? Fate's a cunt, and he doesn't exist.
Mrs Fate however.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# meh
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Oh how sad. I liked him.
But you should have photoshopped an image of him at the least.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's superb :D *clicked*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# RIS Canceled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Me too I'm afraid :( - Cancelled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# a race to download photoshop the fastest
you rissers.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Why doesn't he just purchase a copy?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Go easy on me...
I have been working hard and need the next five days off - Yey!

Also, tonight I will mostly be drinking Jamaican Larger and making and eating these
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# how much do you have to drink to make Jamaica larger?
and don't eat those - you will be have a sticky toilet afterwards
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Larger?
ooh err missus
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Jamaican larger?
No, she did it to herself with her sedentary lifestyle ... LOLS ;)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Pssst...
* Jamaican Larger = Guinness
St Paddy's Day and all that.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# pssst...
Larger = Bigger
Lager = type of beer
;D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# PaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPP...
* It's a play on words

* Not really, I fucked up
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a Play on Word


I'll get me jerkin
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ...pssst
Laager = defensive circle of wagons
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Or 'rissoles' if you will
:o)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# RIS cryspies
And apologies for not getting it, as vshe said it has indeed been a long ole day
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I got that but where are the other 3 being downloaded from?
or is it downloading chunks?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# does it fucking matter you caahhhnts !!!
xx
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# and is this the main olympics on broadband
or the paralympics on dial-up?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yes... Otherwise this make no sense, hence the RIS
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# bugger off you :P
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Note to self: Must spend more time developing back story!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# no you don't
note to others: stop being thicko's
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# thicko's what?
in other news - it's not all fun being a childminder. One of Mrs S's little angels just returned from the toilet with his hands and trousers covered in shit and rubbed his hands on one of the other kids she looks after! Dirty little bugger!

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# See... You can smile....
Welcome back to happy fiend
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha! Ring the Daily Mail
'Children in dirty protest at childminders'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I got out of the way sharpish I can tell you
she was already stressed because the starter motor in her new minibus is seizing. It took me ages to open the bonnet because she had covered the bonnet release keyhole with a fucking Comic Relief Red Nose!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# * Continues to wait for it to animate...
"Is she back from her tea-break yet?"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
BTJunkie runs fastest for me! *click*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# :D
Like this!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Come on Piratebay!!!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ok
I get that part, because it says Piratebay
But none of the other downloads have a source label. I don't get it :(


Er...except now they do. What the fuck?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Ninja'd
I have to agree, I never thought it through!

/dyed in the wool Usenet user
:o)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# So it wasn't just me
thank fuck. I've got a tenuous enough grip as it is.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# NOW I get it!
LOL
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# It's unlike me to get anything!!
Where's my medal?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# the green is quite appropriate
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm guessing from the other comments that this makes some kind of sense.
I don't understand it at all though.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# The only race that if you kill your competitors you finish faster
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# looks like it might come down to a photoshop finish
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# <o>
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Oh my god...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haa haa.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's extremely inaccurate
in that none of the files are hosted on the servers, the only files you would download from the sites you mention are the .torrent files.

Good idea for a gag though. It could easily be done accurately with a screenshot of uTorrent/other client.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Also
isohunt is a torrent search index, not a tracker.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I think it's an ace idea
but would have worked better animated...clickin' anyway :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Great!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
But I assume it;s very funny to make the FP?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Cunt
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear...

My first animated gif (woo!) ;-)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Where?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# When?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# How much?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# 4 shillings and sixpence.
in new money.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# How?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# WHY OH WHY OH
spells "yoyo".
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Walk like an Egyptian
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# mmmmmm
Susanna Hoffs....
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# That just tingled my bangles.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# errrm wut?
I really don't get it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# It's the only thing I could think of...
I thought more people were aware of grooming and I couldn't think of anything else - I'll try harder next week :-(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The only thing you could think of...
...was grooming?

*calls interpol*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Correction...
There's no way I could answer that without digging myself a bigger hole is there? I tried to think of something offensive that hadn't already been done. Hey, at least it's not star wars or Hulk Hogan again! ;-)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :D
Personally I don't think there's enough star wars on the internets...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Is that Barrymore?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Yes
next
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)
# arf!
Paedolympians!

Do they shortlist 'groomers' by befriending them on faceache or moshi monsters?
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)
# My insurance company asked me to make a diagram of a recent minor collision...
... so I have sent them this.

Notice how the arrows subtly suggest who drove into who without resorting to name-calling or melodrama.

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# why am I looking at your insurance claim?
I'd love to see the response you get back from this
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I may post that too.
Oh yes.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# :)
Poor fucker working at the claim centre will be scratching his head about this for days
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# You have a bubble car?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# atomic designs inc. (patent pending)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I feel like you're not taking this seriously enough
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I've given three detailed descriptions...
... then I get asked to draw a fucking picture. (Which I am drawing but it will be a cross between Driving Miss Daisy and Mad Max II: The Road Warrior).
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I like your approach to this!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# No reply yet.
Still waiting...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# That is not a Venn diagram.
Just saying.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Scratches head...
... it is, isn't it?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It doesn't really make sense as a venn diagram
unless your cars are sets and they share some parts called C R A S H.

Which in some ways you could say that they did I suppose.

*scratches arse*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well they do,
but a Venn diagram requires a box around it as part of what makes it a Venn diagram.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks for this.
I'll bear it in mind the next time I prepare a sarcastic Venn Diagram.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I thought it was perfectly fine.
In such a crash there would be some parts in the mangled wreckage which are both your car and their car!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# and any fatalities will have a box around them
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# A chalk box.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# He will tear your Sole Provencal apart.

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Is this the masterchef guy again?
I don't get why he's so popular?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Because he's not the other one?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# What other one?
I thought it was just a shit cookery show, now it feels like I've missed the second coming or something
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# There's two of them
They're both disgusting, but the other one is particularly vile
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I'll have to take your word for it
or ask the missus next time she comes back from Crochet club (aka a bunch of women sit around drinking wine and watching crap tv together)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I watched one episode
there was a really cute asian girl that I think should have gone to the next round, she didn't and now I can only see her through binoculars
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# People spend hours and hours cooking food for them
Then all they eat is one mouthful each and they just leave the rest.

They should show more gratitude. It's disgusting.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Everytime I post on here I like this place less and less.
Probably time to give up I reckon.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *shrugs*
I don't watch reality tv

Sorry if I've personally offended you
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I've never watched Star Wars.
But I don't question other peoples stuff because of it... I don't even watch Masterchef. But a lot of people do including my missus.

You've not offended me, I just find many people on here have attitudes that range primarily between militant board nazism and passive indifference.

It just isn't much fun anymore :(

Edit: that doesn't apply to everyone on here. Lots of lovely folk still about.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The way I see this board working is the pictures are a way to start a conversation
However you don't always know how it's going to turn out!

Getting no replies at all is the worst thing that can happen.

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I think you'll find that this post:
b3ta.com/board/10358185 (which is on the front page of the site at the minute) perfectly encapsulates the "I've never seen Star Wars and I don't get it" attitude - you're in fine company (and if anything there seem to be more people who don't like Star Wars than there are people who don't like Masterchef, it seems). B3ta's a broad church.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as more of a
badly run Presbyterian walk-in youth centre.

;-)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Well that'd be a shame, because I like your stuff
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Don't do that!
emvee is being a big girls blouse about his total lack of popular culture* knowledge ;-)

*that would be 'culture' in the very loosest interpretation of the word.

Only kidding, emvee, put down the gun.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Everytime I post on here I like this place less and less.
Probably time to give up, I reckon.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ;-)
Don't be mean!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I like your stuff
just seems like you might be being a little touchy on this one
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Oh yeah I probably am.
In fact, taken out of context it probably seems like I'm being a right twat.

But this is just one of many examples of me coming to b3ta at the end of a stressful day, posting a quick pic and later thinking "bollocks to it... I shouldn't have bothered"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# The mood of t'board does seem all over the place at the mo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# see my profile for Advanced B3ta Truths
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Wise words
And it's a shame there wasn't a better reception, as James's pic is very well done. It's just that this week looks to be Shop That Guy Off Masterchef week, as he was probably completely unaware when posting.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Oops...
sorry. If it makes you feel any better I don't actually like the guy. I just think he looks a bit like pinhead.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# No need to apologise
It's just that he seems to be all over b3ta at the moment and I only vaguely know what he's supposed to have done
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# nicely!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# CHEEZBURGERS DON'T GET BETTER THAN THIS
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# with a little parmaham and stinking bishops cheese
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahachrist!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I find your lack of donkeys disturbing...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*click*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# This is great, and funny
in the same way Spaceballs isn't.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Gah
I sat through that again recently, and it's quite awful
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
I sat through that again recently, and it's quite awful a total bag of shite that should be forgotten forever
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# So, just to be clear
You didn't like it?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's still much better than Blazing Saddles
The only line that got a laugh from me was "Mongo don't know...*wistful look* Mongo is just pawn in game of life"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# or
"Did you know that even now, in France, Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will cure anthrax?
"Never mind that shit - here comes MONGO!"

Made me laugh anyway.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
rehashed batman :P
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahha
superb :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Cheeers matey
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha, great reworking sir
Stick a Death Star in the sky!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
I did think about that :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The Fluffbury Flop

And he always lands on his feet.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# * Reports to the RSPCA
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeeeeee.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy trashninja at 2011-03-17

Edit: Bindun before by BubaMan over at www.b3ta.com/board/9598508
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha yay!
Kitty vampire!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# That's very well done!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
Thanks. It's all in the paws.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# No I was impressed by your furry edge
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Use the smudge tool set to 1 or 2 pixies and paint the hairs in.
Much easier than trying to cut around the buggers.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# top tip!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Another B3ta mind-twist...
... cost that just sounds rude.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Ah crapsocks, it felt familiar
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I've done it before
I'll take the compliment that it left a seed
IM IN UR HED, MAKIN TEH FLUFEH!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# This iz ur BRAINZ, this iz ur BRAINZ on FLUFEHZ!
Feel dizzy now.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:57, archived)
# *Shrugs*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Love it Barbie!

:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Also, has anyone noticed...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha well spotted.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# It's so expensive...
Nearly bankrupted me getting a bag of crisps!
Woo BTW
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# nicely done indeed sir
I love Norway
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I've never been
but I know people who have
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# It's feckin awesome.
You should.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft
Forget Norway
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# <o>
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
floaty light :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)

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