b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39457 (Older | Newer)

# A late hop on the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Now, then. Now, then. What's up Jimmy's nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# A fix
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# When Jim fixes you, you stay fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# "I've fixed you. What do you want now, a fucking medal?"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# He's so versatile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hohohohohoho
(thought i'd mix things up a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Instant classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# thanks
it was a quick and dirty from a few weeks back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# If this doesn't hit the Popular Page then humanity is doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha....the early years
this gets a "click" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha!
*clicks*
(arsechives, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *joins in*
Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# fuckin hell
i wish i had of done a better job on it now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Nah man
I reckon a big part of what makes it funny is how you've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# This could be the best wandbagon EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# and why not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Luvely Luvely Luvely!
*click*
(User #86772, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Part man, part cow, all tour guide...

Hampton Court will never be the same again. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I've had a minor tour of the labyrinth at Crete.
No bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I went to that.
It was udder crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I don't recall...
...anything in greek mythology about the lurid effects of Essex orange tanning products. No wonder he/it looks narked.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] We want the finest wines available to humanity..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] In before Token Reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# haha...
all present and correct. Even the Green Man made it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# WAHEY! JACK IN THE GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# We have a monster Jack procession every year in my Hastings, can't wait.
awesome excuse for a costume and a pissup!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Just Googled it.
A most excellent thing - Lord Summerisle would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# It is wonderfully woosome.
now that cunt cameron wants to change the mayday bankholiday and it'll all be a thing of the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I'll gladly biff him on the hooter for that one, if they do decide to go ahead with the proposal.
What they should be saying is that we'll all be getting an additional Bank Holiday, for being such great sports about the whole "Britain's fucked" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# :D
is it beer time?
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I wish there was a pub called the Angry Mob near me :o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What if mythical creatures lived amongst us hey?...
...Well they'd have to muck in and get a proper fucking job like the rest of us for a start...


(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# this is what i'd hoped the compo had been
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# The Son of Hod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Heading for crucibricksion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Ouchies.
Right in the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I thought he was a carpenter
not a bricklayer
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Multi-tasking Messiah is multi-tasking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Step Dad Joseph was the carpenter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Technically....
More of a demi-god than mythical creature.

Still, good to know he's got a trade to fall back on in case the water-wine vineyard falls flat.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Détesteurs détesteront
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# They fly I roll they detersomething
(Yes I got it.)

Nice source pic!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# c'est juste comme je roule, bebe...
know what I'm sayin?

clever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# He's better getting rollin' soon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# L'Incroyable Hulk!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Lovely fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# spliff
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Puff, puff, pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# just sayin'
"Ils me voient rouler, ils détestent ça."
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] it's certainly a monster
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Cock ness?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# hiya Trelly.
hope you're well this sunny Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha
I like the name
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Is that where porridge comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Rule number one: Never stir another man's porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# especially with someone
else's spoon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Lovin' Spoonfuls
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Would you stir another man porridge
www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/93517-stirring-another-man-s-porridge.html
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# haha... '5.56% - open to the idea'
Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# That's where I learned the phrase/euphemism from.
My brother is in the Army.

(And he has done said deed *bokes*)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Oh dear God now I know why Scottish Porridge is salty and I said I'd never swallow!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# haha...
what is it with the salt thing up there? it's bleuurggh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Precisely, Golden Syrup is great with Porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# yum!
or dark brown sugar and raisins...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# My golden syrup
seems to be very runny.
Oh golden syrup in a tin not from my willy.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# thanks for clearing
that one up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I hope for his sake it's cleared up.
Ouchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah
but you've gotta really squeeze for it to come out.
No point being limp wristed with it.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# anyone ever see this site ?
www.dont-start-me-off.com/POTW.php

i just saw a bunch of b3tans pics on it and wondered
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I fucking hate sites like that. Wankers.
Straight away I recognised a few things from here, including Cpt Howdy's 'Lidl' piece, which is a favourite of mine :)

Edit: Are the names alongside the pictures actually taking credit for the corresponding pictures or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# that's how it looks to me anyways
just imagine, some fucking lurker nabbing pics to post on some half arsed site.

wankers.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# we should storm the place
and troll the fuck out of it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
ONWARDS!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# sign in as b3ta herman:D
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# They are also not rehosting any of the images.
So perhaps if people find stuff there hosted on their own sites they might want to replace it with something more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Bless you, Jeevesy.
If they'd removed my tag I'd be upset.
As it is, I'm quite flattered that somebody thinks my stuff is worth pinching..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Column header: Nominator
so, no
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Didn't see that!
They are still cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# looks like The Chive...
another site that rips off other's work without any credit.
Oh well, crap like that reminds you why this place is so special, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# i personally wouldn't care too much about not being credited
but still, it's a very cunty thing to do, plus, the site design is horrible.

wankers.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# can't draw stick cats :D
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# this proves otherwise
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Aaah
so thats what an x-ray of a cat looks like.
nicely done.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks dude
this replying shit just come natural to me
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
So no explosives on this one. Next...
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
I love the way his little legs speed up...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Woo!
:D

Edit: The middle bit kind of reminds me of Felix.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *clicks til it breaks*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# He's opened a gateway into the second dimension
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha excellent :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# a cat going thru the full body scanners at the airport.?
Poor kitty having her basic human....err, feline rights violated - I approve of this greatly - Clickety...
(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# A pretty good attempt, though.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
stick cat is in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Absolutely superb, as per mate. Brilliant, therefore
I shall be clicking the button that
says 'I like this' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Yay! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# hmm...
                                             
(arvana, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# This is great!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# A CAT scan?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
#

And here's the Lab Report
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# The bright colours of the world are hurting my head :(


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Nothing like a bit of gas-mask bondage porn to set you up for the day...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# best cure for a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I am hungover too.
And this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# :D ty
Coffee and bondage will help
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# she could do a bit more with
that basement - lick of paint, couple of pot plants...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# + gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# oooo nice!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# A splash of colour on black and white always makes my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I was archiving and I found this I think it should win the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# DON'T JUST STAND THERE, CLOTHESLINE, CLOTHESLINE!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# To quote the great Keanu Reeves:
Whoa.

Also (on my own behalf)-- dang.

Also: Dude. Wow.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I like this.
In fact, I like it so much, I'm going to click the little button that says "I like this"
I recommend others do too!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah, OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# sounds reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# After some serious consideration, I have decided to agree with your recommendation and therefore click on the thingy.
Woo Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Thanks all
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# While your recommendation is well taken
I had already undertaken the action in question, and therefore shall decline.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Whoah indeed
I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I like this:D
winwinwin
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# excellent work!
I like the way the cops make no attempt to run (or drive) away...

RUN, YOU FOOLS!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# They are oblivious to his powers
plus he winks at them leading them into a false sense of security they were all quite naive in the 30s

The wink is more obvious in the original the optimisation has ruined it a bit damn b3ta and it's bandwidth restrictions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# 'maybe he just wants to say howdy...'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# This is hypnotic
and good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Where...
...is the monster from?
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# World of Warcraft
It's General Vezax, penultimate boss of Ulduar.
(Bleeding Pineapple, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Morning! Anyone else noticed this around?


(Prolly bindun...)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# one for lactose intolerants?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# was it in a white room
with black curtains?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Forward to victory!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# And kittens!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Protects me or watches me masturbate?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# In Mother Russia Ceiling Masturbator Watches Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
you watch ceiling cat masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
#
Det som ikke dreper deg, gjør deg gulrot.
(Silver Retriever, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# that's easy for you to say...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I see*


* may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]


On that note... B&Q tiem.

EDIT in fact - compo'd :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft to hell with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# that's more like it
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# why not, i compo'd mine
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Well in that case...

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# You've got cocks on the brain...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# It's good but it's not right.
Let's have another catchphrase!
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Vader gets pulled over by the cops...space cops...or what have you....lookit, colours! Mmmmm purrrrty!...
(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I love that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside your star destroyer, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Put down the lightsaber and slowly back away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Bring him to Space-Boris Johnson!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Vader on acid :D
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Mmmmm vader acid...
on which, one might also reasonably expect to behold...a melty edvard munchesque yoda......or maybe that's just me?



(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I find your lack of glowsticks, um . . .
Is that a cat? Can I pet it?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Disco Darth!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I preferred your earlier psychadelic Vader work before this "bandwidth out" period...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Is it just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# no :D
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Fast work there!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Yay!
A former student of the B3ta Vocational Academy I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# He is getting quite good at those..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# He has learned much since the entrance test
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# NING B3TA!
and Happy Birthday to Rachel Stevens.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Also...
Here is one I knocked out this morning for Smash Monkey


Click here for bigger (102 kb) and here for original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Fez Snake approves
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Psst..
It's an eel not a snake...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:04, archived)
# FEZ SNAKE
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# nice
i'd like to see more of rachel stevens
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I understand what you are saying...
I have been researching since about 6 this morning...

EDIT: While carrying out this research, I also came across Danica Thrall. She looks like a nice girl. NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)
# That poor girl

Can't afford any clothes that fit her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# that link doesn't work for me, maybe it's ip blocked
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Just google her, you will see what we mean...
Have to go now, the misses has got up...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# i did. that may well be my new home page
laters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# nice clam and starfish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# So that's what you call them...
Ning Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# *urgh* rubs eyes >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Hubba hubba!
*slaps back of neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# It's so fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I can't see that bit from here?
Ning medi!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
# You made the pic, you only did that to yourself
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Unicorn buggery starts at an early age
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha... THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# happy birthday rage hell knee vans
is more like it

(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ning wobbly :D nice pic
(herman:D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] unicorns would pee colourful rivers.

no idea lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:32, archived)
# nice reflection!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Makes all this black and white look so passé
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Speak for yourself
I don't piss black and white
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# That guy in the boat is coming to club the unicorn for it's valuable, valuable horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Cautiously.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Of course. Unicorn have the most powerful horn of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:02, archived)
# but, can they hang a wet towel off it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Pah, the unicorn's mighty horn scoffs at your pathetic towel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Actual LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:30, archived)
# The dog's like "Yeah, that's right. I'm a frog, and I'm awesome."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
# And the Unicorn's like:
There's a fucking dog dressed like a frog and a toilet on this towel!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# and Mr T's like, that's my towel, fool!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)
# I'm thinking more along the lines that the frog monster has captured the do and is slowy devouring him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha, yes!
i see it now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# This is absolutely brilliant.
Genuine living room lollery here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Eunuch-horn


I'll apologise right now, up in front.

Phew! Got away with it late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Fibber-Nazi sequence, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# FP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Not again!
I'm still dealing withe the fanmail from the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# heheh...
you can fib some of the nazis all of the time...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# But you can't Nazi...
... bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Ich Bin Nicht Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:37, archived)
# ICH BIN NICHT HITLEEEEEEEEEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Hoppin' Hebrews!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)
# They've got the funk all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Apart from the second from the right
who has a different kind of funk.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:45, archived)
# It's like they're doing an interperative dance.
I actually have no idea what's going on in that photo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:51, archived)
# It's a great photo
artintifada.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/orthodox-jews-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Damn, second left (our left) front row
looks like Charlie Sheen.
And then on the right in the back row, there's someone wearing a baseball cap, which looks completely out of place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Could they be
leaving a Matisyahu gig?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha let's go
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Oh fuck this one's fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:54, archived)
# I hate to think what's he's actually drawing.
There's a sick image challenge right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
# probably dicks
(circumcised ones)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# holy fuck, these are win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:15, archived)
# I haven't seen him


I thought about an afro but it just didn't fit so I went for a hastily applied Leia.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:23, archived)
# hahahaha
these are great, but i must go to bed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:51, archived)
# haha...
these are all great. This is a bandwagon worth jumping on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:54, archived)
# I posted this the last time I saw these.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Bless his little brown shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Heil Kitler!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# I think this is my second favourite post ever.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Cyborg Alien In Pink Tutu. So fucking drunk. My thumbs have gone weird.
(darkwavepunk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I like that.
And I'll admit I'm disappointed that my fibonacci street image a couple of threads down hasn't hit the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Ah, such are the travails of posting late at night.
A couple of hours earlier, who knows what might have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Don't be disappointed.
Just accept that maybe it's not that good :P
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:45, archived)
# It's better than my spectrum fish
which is my other FP.

I guess times were simpler back then.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# I disagree.
I think the spectrum fish is better.
The fibonacci thing is clever, but not so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Yeah I'm with you on that
In fact the fish is clever and funny.
You never know what might fp though. But honestly I don't reckon it's worth worrying about, just post your stuff and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Actually,
it's not your other FP. It's your only FP.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:55, archived)
#
Sorry, I'm just being bitchy now, Mr 50meg broadband. I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:01, archived)
# that's not a skirt
it's a belt!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Warp dwarf


Click for bigger (97 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Susan Boyle: Not microwave safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I demand repeated tests to prove this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:55, archived)
# now Susan McGrath
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# well that's me sleeping with the light on tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i'm going to be a bit of a prick
your original was pretty good, this pales in comparison and doesn't really need a cfb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# That's ok
because the cfb is the same size.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh fuck it is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I clicked.
and then I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:46, archived)
# lol'ing is b& around these here parts
rob don't like it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# lol ur jokin rite?
teh OED sez its OK so their.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# and the oed appears on countdown so yeah, you're right.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
Cfb??
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# check face book
obviously
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Consult the Fucking Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
# children for bumming
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Crispy fried bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Chewy fudge brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Colin Firth's budgie
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Cunt Fuck Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Cunt, fake-bearded
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha...
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# *filechecks*
oh christ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# argh!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# That song was great
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds