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Judas came through for jebus in the end
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:57,
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yes, it embiggens the heart
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:03,
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All this linguistic abuse makes me think you're all unliterate.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:08,
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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"Big blue wobbly thing." Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick.....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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Best. Story. Ever. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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hahahahaha! consider that *clicked*!nings /board
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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WORK IT BABY!Jesus ain't got much time!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:00,
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but bring him back soon! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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AND HE WILL COME AGAIN!all over your tee-ats
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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haha, excellent
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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DISGUSTINGI'm a devout christian and I find this image absolutely abhorrent, how dare you defile the image of christ in such a way, you aught to be deeply ashamed of yourself. He was a great man who died for the good of humankind and your puerile handiwork only serves to display that you have no appreciation of greatness or personal moral fibre whatsoever. I suggest you remove this ridiculous image from this website and replace it with a more suitable picture of Jesus engaging in homosexual coitus with the prophet mohammed. If you have any self respect you will adorn them with magenta cocks and have the virgin mary feature in the background lactating as she frots herself on a crucifix. Only then will you be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord. Amen
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Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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HahahaStarted watching The Walking Dead last night. Seems fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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OMG you won't believe what happens next/spoilers blog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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Don't tell him, Pike
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:48,
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next episode goes a bit left 4 dead
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:56,
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I started watching it on FX last yearI'm still waiting for it to carry on...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:48,
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I was kinda hoping now it's on terrestrial, a new series might be in the works
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:55,
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Possibly July in US for Season 2 - 13 episodes
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:08,
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There's conflicting reports of a July or October starteither way, it's good news on 13 episodes :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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I'll probably end up missing the start of itthere's so much on these days - and I seem to miss it all
I really wanted to watch V - the new series as I loved the 80s version so much
but I keep missing it
(I really wanted to watch V - the new series as I loved the 80s version so much
but I keep missing it
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:18,
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V's surprisingly goodthe perfect blend of sci-fi and naff campy fun
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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I saw a clip that showed Jane Badler in a cameo bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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yup, and Marc Singer appears as well :) /although not til much, much later on
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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Season 1 was a bit 'meh' - didn't really find it's feetthe second season was a marked improvement, hope it gets at least a third season to wrap things up. Nice cameos as well from the old series
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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DullNice scenes of desolation and effects. But nothing really happened.
Getting pretty tired of these ludicrously drawn-out American serials. They have no imagination, spread out a few good ideas over months of episodes and then wonder why they get canned just when they think they're getting to the 'good bit'.
The new V is watchable, but the original covered as much in its two-part pilot as this one did in the entire first series. At least Spartacus gets a few good scraps in each time.
(Getting pretty tired of these ludicrously drawn-out American serials. They have no imagination, spread out a few good ideas over months of episodes and then wonder why they get canned just when they think they're getting to the 'good bit'.
The new V is watchable, but the original covered as much in its two-part pilot as this one did in the entire first series. At least Spartacus gets a few good scraps in each time.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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i have to agree about Vi doubt we'll ever see the last ever one though, i've a feeling it'll be cancelled.
Justified, now that's a good 'un
(Justified, now that's a good 'un
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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Maybe more chance now that Universal / Sciffy are all joined up.Years ago it used to be Sci-Fi only ever broadcast other people's shows that had already been canned.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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i have clicked i like thisbecause i do.
i'd add a shite wizard pic that i did when i first joined b3ta, but you don't want that
(i'd add a shite wizard pic that i did when i first joined b3ta, but you don't want that
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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Hahabrilliant animation!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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Nicely done.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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The only woman for me...(
tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:39,
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you're just wrongbut I like it and have clicked as such
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:41,
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Thankyou, I think:)I was supposed to 'have it up' for Mothers Day
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:43,
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^ Would
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:46,
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Hahahaha...cos she's a hotty
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:59,
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hahaHave you got one as Miley Cyrus's granny?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:03,
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Killing the NHS like an asian school girl
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:15,
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Happy Birthday Jeremy Clarkson!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 7:36,
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I also did this one of vector Jeremy... I did do a vector Jeremy Wearing birthday girl, Tricia Helfers vest, but it was a bit very shit so I have knocked this one out for Alessandra Ambrosios birthday. (Original Clarkson post)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 7:39,
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well hello pretty ladywould you like to see my impression of a mole poking it's head out of a hole
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:17,
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O_ODon't you mean the turtle poking it's head out, or the mole going in the hole?
Anyway, NING PAUL_P!
(Anyway, NING PAUL_P!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:19,
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Morning WByou know how a mole pokes it's head out of a hole with the pink bit of it's nose surrounded by fur...
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:20,
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^ This is possibly too much detail... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:23,
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maybe but it conveys what I was talking about rather well
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:30,
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pearoast!I actually now realise there'se something a bit funny about how I've done her face
www.b3tards.com/u/02914b424b8317b352b8/ambrosio681600x1200_h.jpg
(www.b3tards.com/u/02914b424b8317b352b8/ambrosio681600x1200_h.jpg
.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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he seems to have grown a little hitler tache real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 7:45,
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Yes... he did it for his fancy dress birthday party...He is going a Prince Harry!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:01,
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FreeeeEverything is freeee.
It's off to bed I go. Cuddling with my chainsaw. We's got logging to do tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thhevsenOE
(It's off to bed I go. Cuddling with my chainsaw. We's got logging to do tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thhevsenOE
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 6:59,
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How can you 'Buy', 'Free' trainers?If they are free, you would not have to buy them...
You fucking great retarded excuse for a knob!
PS: NING B3TA!
(You fucking great retarded excuse for a knob!
PS: NING B3TA!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 7:19,
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If mythical creatures lived among us...
Click for bigger (251 kb)
Taking time out from mythical bad-assery, they would probably be invited to guest judge on xfactor while Cheryl gets over Ashley...by sucking my balls...
simon cowell is not mythicalunnfortunately
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:32,
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This has gota certain "Da Vinci's Last Supper"-ness about it.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:43,
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HORSEPANCEi need sleep.
g'night y'all.
(g'night y'all.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:52,
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happy cock is happy
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:23,
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RAAAAAAAAAAWK OUT WITH UR COCK OUThowdy b3ta
g'nite b3ta
*zooms*
(g'nite b3ta
*zooms*
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:24,
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hello and goodbye skuggles Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:26,
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i wouldn't be happy if someone bit the corner of my head off PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:24,
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toothy blowjob Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:26,
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eek!I can hear it screaming 'I not chocolate easter bunny!'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:31,
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it shouldn't wear a little bell, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:31,
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...why does it have fingers?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:27,
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thick pubes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:31,
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No need to resort to personal insults; he was only asking about the fingers. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:47,
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finger pubesthey're fun
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:49,
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Yeah, you could wank all day hands-free. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:54,
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You could tie things together with them.Handy for carrying something when your hands are full.
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Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:28,
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i don't knowbut he could be the father of my unborn hild!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:40,
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work tomorrow
goodnight sweet princeof darkness
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:02,
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*raves* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:08,
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YOU CUNTMY DAD WAS A DOWNS
etc.
(etc.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:08,
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Where's my spangproof hat
Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:41,
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Those two had some interesting holidays.It would appear.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:51,
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"Darts Cakes Coach Train" is a fucking CHOON
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:07,
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BIG FISH L;ITTLE FISH CARDBOARD BOX Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:44,
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I'm not sure that's the correct use of a semi colon.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:47,
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i don't care2 pints of wine is my excuse
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:48,
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it is if you're drunk on a sunday nightwhich she probably is
Edit: yay
(Edit: yay
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:49,
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for maximum raving skillz, you should be doing this:BIG FISH; LITTLE FISH; CARDBOARD BOX; STAR; SHOPPING TROLLEY, SHOPPING TROLLEY, SHOPPING TROLLEY; START THE LAWNMOWER; CHOP THE CARROTS; PAINT THE CEILING [Repeat]
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:48,
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SHOPPING TOLLEY FTW Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:50,
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once again you eluse me youtubebut i saw zomies i a happy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:53,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahai am watching 13 ghosts because matthew lillard is cute as fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:56,
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whenever I see the Lllllloyd Webber Cats poster imageI read "Cats" then inside my head, Queen sing "AH-AH Saviour of the Universe"
This may or may not be a reason why I love cats.
(This may or may not be a reason why I love cats.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:52,
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Im staying away from b3ta for a while. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:48,
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Cats don't scare me away.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 23:07,
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Save our planet! Don't buy endangered animal products (even if they do get you super hard)
ir we weren't meant to kill themthey wouldn't be so useful and tasty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:06,
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but I only see 3 creatures there that would give me the horn PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:09,
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one of those is the panda in the bottom right, right?
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:12,
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I was talking about the unicorn and 2 of the elephantsWhat did you think I was talking about? :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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Ah nevermind just thought you may had been getting your freak on for the furries ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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I'm not denying or confirming anythingit's just that none of those pictured above do anything for me
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:28,
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I got super hard in front of a tortoise onceIt was the beginning of a wonderful relationship.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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Did it develop slowly?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:19,
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that was turtlely uncalled for Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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Maybe it did come across as a little shellfish? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35,
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Possibly, but it tortiose all a valuable lesson PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:37,
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fuck, my pun generator is malfunctioningbut the walking dead is on in 18 minutes!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:42,
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it's got zombies in itwhat's not to like?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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Hm, possibly something about herptiles and herpes.Flat-pack kit joke.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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ah, ikea humour Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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Mr Grimsdale they're takin' the hobbits to Isengard!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:45,
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gah!i HATE him!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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Okay. I recognize Norman Wisden and Sauron. Beyond that, you've lost me.
(,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:52,
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It's the Witch-King of Angmar not Sauronand it's suppose to be ShieldMaiden, Eowyn who in response to the Witch-King saying "You Fool- No Man Can Kill Me!" says "I am no man!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:57,
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Eowynwhose irritation factor is outdone only by her brother and Arwen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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Arwen just pouts all the time maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:07,
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and whinges like a bitch Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:09,
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nothing wrong with being a geek Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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Yeah especially for the Alien film
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:18,
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My stepmother is an alien: resurrection mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:23,
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Game over man, Game over! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:27,
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These chestbursters all look like princess Stephanie! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:32,
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can i take my car? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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As long as I can nuke it from orbit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35,
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not bad for a............human.....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:41,
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Almost as big a geek as me, I imagine;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:23,
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And Lo the angel from Heaven came to claim the spirit of the dying virgin
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:57,
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his chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:03,
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As it touches you with it's noodly appendage
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:08,
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Is that Jamie Oliver, holding a recipe book at the front?If so, mine's the puttanesca :)
tee hee, prostitutes
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Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:03,
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tee hee, prostitutes
Judging by the expressionI reckon that was her final thought
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:10,
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ALL HAIL THE HOLY CARBONARA! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:27,
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Say hello to my friend, Little.(
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:29,
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is that susan from the hex factor? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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Susan Boyle was on Britain's Got Talent, not the X Factor.Noo series of BGT starting next week. Ooh! :) (*alienates /board*)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:16,
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does it look like i watch that drivel? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:41,
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No.But I predict you will soon develop a sudden fascination with it.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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unlikely...need a television first
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:23,
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