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Just something I threw together...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)

hurray!

Now human zoidberg is the popular one!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:24, archived)

Nice host you threw together there.

And you're crawling into its mouth like it's the only late bar in town.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)

It is...

..this town sucks for late night entertainment..

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)

Avoid The Colon Lounge.

The entertainment's apparently just watered-down shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:37, archived)

Well I didn't have any intention of getting a good night's sleep anyway.

Fucking hell!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)

Excuse me Mr Octopus

but you appear to have a human growing out of you

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)

hehe_apoloies for crap shopping

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

apologies, I mean

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

the shopping looks fine to me but

got any original ideas?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)

I see your point

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)

No, it's just the way that these shorts crease up when I'm sitting down.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)

(Hairy Twatter, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)

B& on the run

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)

argh!

need mindbleach

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)

Keep calm and carry on

Everything's under control

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)

s/he looks worryingly familiar

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)

Rejoice, bezants!

~~Ripped off from~~ inspired by b3ta.com/board/10397048 :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)

Needs more Dave Edmonds

You'll all be to young for that to make sense..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)

'fraid so :|

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)

arf

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)

I'm contemplating baking some jam tarts with pastry goatse hands

do you think they will be well received?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)

i'd eat one

but only one, mind. i'm not too keen on jam.
well, i'm off for filmy goodness.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)

Goodnight

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)

Enjoy!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)

I found some on the internets.

So I made this-

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)

UNEXPECTED GOATSE JAM TART ATTACK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)

It's alive!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)

You could show this gif in schools to illustrate the reproduction cycle of inexpensively-produced baked comestibles.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:46, archived)

I'd only eat one of those if I had made it myself.

Even then, my scarred cerebrum would have to hold it's corpus collosum.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)

Yay!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)

It's absolutely appalling .

The lack of ring, I mean.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)

ITS THE LANGOLIERS

RUN! AND ACT BADLY!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)

Goatse with teeth?

I didn't think it could get any ~~worse~~ better.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

Haha! Nicely :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)

Its Virginie on the ridiculous

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)

Personally, I think that Rob should send Audi an invoice now.

The last few days have got their brand more international exposure on this site than any amount of LOLGOATSE billboards ever would have.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)

Oh yes.

I think the exposure on this site of that particular image will lead to a massive increase in Audi sales. The quarterly returns will be enormous ;)

Edit: Audi driver fucking LOVE goatse, man. They LOVE that shit!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)

I think it will have as much, if not more, effect than that shit poster campaign anyway :D

I see the ads as a massive failure, purely because instead of those who see the billboard stopping to read them and saying

"ooh, a Wi-Fi enabled navigation system that also lets passengers connect to the internet, a sat-nav system with Google Earth, 3D street images with real-time route planning, and real-time traffic information.

people are going "LOL IT LOOKS LIKE GOATSE LOL those wacky marketing types" and moving on.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)

Nobody I know who could afford a new Audi

would have the slightest clue what goatse is though. I think that intersecting area of the Venn diagram would be quite small.

Not that I think its a good advert, mind you. Its clearly shit.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

I'm not sure it's the right kind of attention though.

As I said before, I think it might be difficult to hold the steering wheel of an Audi without thinking of a gaping anus.
(To which someone replied: ~~thinking of~~ being)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:06, archived)

My family motto is "Aut Pax, Aut Bellum".

Which, like this, I rather enjoy.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)

Mine translates as: "The Bastards Have Already Ground You Down. Sorry Son, Should've Told You Sooner".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)

"Not the quill, but it's use".

Sooner have yours to be honest.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)

I'd gladly swap if I hadn't just made mine up on the spot. Actually, still would.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)

I'll call the Lord Lyon.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)

Isn't that Michael Barrymore's coat of arms?

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(Testicles just for you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)

is kate middleton having a laugh?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)

Don't worry, she's on a fast-track course on how not to, ever.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)

bezants ha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)

dictators through history part one: Mousey Tongue

also, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! what film should i watch tonight? the choices are:
dawn of the dead(remake, original's bust)
resident evil: extinction
aliens
demons
dog soldiers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)

ALIENS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)

Either that or none of them.

There's some snooker on, y'know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)

So that's why he pulled that face!

(Testicles just for you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)

i do love freebase - probably my favourite meme.

his expression goes with everything and everyone

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)

i love that fucking gormless gurn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)

is it the sort of face you would welcome seeing whilst making lurve?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

MOON

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)

Aliens

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)

Took me nearly one confused second =)

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)

heheheh

been in my head all day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)

"Demons"

If in doubt, dubbed Italian gore-fests are always the best bet.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)

i've got demons 2

but it's a bit shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)

The one in the high rise?

Naff.
Gotta be "Aliens", then..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

no i mean i've got both of them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

Do the first one!

It's got nonsensical plotting, major mutilation and zombies being sliced by a katana in a cinema.
Come on..
.. you know it makes sense.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)

everyone's saying aliens

but your argument is compelling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

Choose your path, choose your destiny..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)

fuck it, i'm watching demons

aliens will have to wait.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:08, archived)

I would recommend Legion

Dog Soldiers is worth a watch though

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)

haven't got legion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

Pity it has some good effects

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

Keep an eye out for "Priest".

Same director and star, but with an established story and three times the budget.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmlo6MyhDXw

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)

Oo thanks will definitely have a look

Edit: that trailer looks awesome

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

Ooh, can I play?

Spot the influence. Blade Runner, Alien, Tron...

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)

i'll have to look out for it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)

I look forward to the rest of this series

Also: Aliens

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)

you'll have to wait till i think of them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)

Aliens.

No need to ask, I would have thought.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

I gave up on making this look good and just went to play the damn game

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)

Is it good? The preview videos I saw looked pretty damn fine.

Much like your pic :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)

It's amazing.

I'm only at the fourth chapter at the moment, but it's actually given me a pure injection of fun into my veins.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

Its fantastic!

I have completed it to the end of the single player campaign, and part of the coop campaign.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)

It's a good game, but not up to the level of the original.

In my opinion the singleplayer is too long, the humour lacks the subtlety and darkness of the first game, the puzzles, jokes and environments got repetitive very fast and the story was ridiculous.
I found the co-op much better than the singleplayer, but it was too short, lacking in significant challenge and failing to explore many of the possibilities I found most interesting.

(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)

I'm guessing Portal 2 but I've never played the game

and have no concept of what the game is about

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)

Well portal 1 was about a psychology student trapped in a series of experiments

so I'm guessing the sequel contains exams or lectures, something like that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:42, archived)

It's a retread of the first one, but this time around you get to play the Companion Cube.

I don't go a lot on the controls though, they seem pretty unresponsive. Most of the first few levels are pretty boring, not a lot going on. And then the game ending is a bit sudden.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)

you make holes and go into them very fast, occasionally you get shot at. You will get cake in the first game.

The second game you will escape, with a small ball and paranoia.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)

Ah right is Portal the game that launched the internet meme The Cake is a Lie?

I think I read that on Know Your Memes apparently it's written on a maze wall and has come to mean a Reward based insentive where the reward is never forthcoming.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)

It's one of my all time favourite games, and well worth a look :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

Mind you, GLaDOS, the domineering robot mother promising you the cake, does actually reveal near the end that she knows some cake recipes

and then there's a scene in the closing titles which suggests there really was cake, but it's left a bit deliberately ambiguous, to toy with your emotions.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)

~~ SPOILER ALERT ~~

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)

I like this.

We are going to have fun. With SCIENCE!©

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

CAVE JOHNSON HERE.

"Alright I've been thinking. When life gives yah lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)

you don't need to

lemon oil is flammable

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)

is it good? I see there are a lot of negative reviews

saying its stupid short and massively overpriced for a puzzle game

*Edit - also, what the fuck? I just got this when I hit refresh:

Normal
2x Speed
1.5x Speed
Normal Speed
½ Speed
¼ Speed
3D
Stereo Mode (change...)

3d was a link to b3ta 3d mode but I got a 404. Have I seen behind the curtain and will I now be dead by morning?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

It does seem quite short because it's quite easy, I don't know how far I am through it at the moment.

But I've not had a game that has given me this much pure fun in ages. My first time on the aerial faith plates I was almost crying with fun, it feels so smooth and natural and amazing.

The only problems I've had is probably to do with leaving other programs up around the background while playing, it's juddered a bit when I got shot by some turrets.

Edit: yes. You're going to die.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)

That was the only downside with the first one, the length. Thought they said they were going to make this one long enough to justify a standalone release title price point? I'm disappointed if so because this is one of only a couple of games that I've been looking forward to over the last year.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)

Saw a video with that guy in it. I don't normally like the other half of Gervais, or the other two halves, but he seemed quite well placed.

And nicely!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

Now it's time for a little bit of music

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

COCKS DAHNT GET STIFFER THAN THIS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

ill try again

COCKING DAHNT GET TAFFER THAN THIS

Does anyone else think he looks like that masterchef bloke?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)

Yup

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)

Were you sexually touched up by man in a pope costume as a child?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

Many times!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

All times?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)

Yes, only on Monday he was not in the mood. Why do you ask? Do you know him too?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)

I know him intimately, and have shot my load in his every orifice.

Consequently I am now on the Opus Dei hit list.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)

Dude!

One of my secret dreams is to teleport myself at night into the Vatican and shit on the desk of the Pope. Then I would teleport me back at home. The next day during breakfast I would enjoy to read the newspaper about that mysterious master-thief that shits regularly every night on the desk of the Pope.

You know, I actually saving some money in order to make a short movie about this. The title of the movie will be "Shit, Poo and the Pope".

Tell me, what do you think about it?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

To be honest, I'm now trying not to :( :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)

I like honest people. Take a picture of your poo and post it here.

I'm curious if this forum has limits regarding brown humor!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1285090415/Fear.jpg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)

I think the limit is more to do with "humour" than with "brown"

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)

Dov'e il pape?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

There is a relation ... to Pope ... I swear!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

That wasn't your original response.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

I edited it.

And now? Objections?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)

Needs more Pope.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:26, archived)

A horny beast. Oh aye.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)

I like him. His eye gives me the fear though. Is it David Mitchell's? It looks cold and dead. Like a shark's

His evil brother is a rart rotter though:

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

i imagine that making a noise like sclwip

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)

exactamundo

"SCHHHLLLRRGGHHHHHMMMMMMMP" or similar was my original caption.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

i believe it would feel a bit tickly

and not altogether unpleasant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)

It would also occasionally shake its head vigorously

and go "Wulawulawulawula!"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

always a plus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

or 'waka waka waka'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)

From which end?

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)

guess

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

No idea, not having sucked a chthulu out of a penguin.

*confused*

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

you haven't LIVED!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)

Heh

/smoke and beer methinks

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)

be careful though - he gone done burst this wee pengwins on the picture.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)

i could rent him out for sex parties

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

as a massive collection of hormones, this idea intrigues and arouses me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRWWWWWHITES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)

A favourite from "The HP Lovecraft Saucy Seaside Postcard Selection".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

These are dangerous times!

Excellent shop :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

hehe, yeuch!

not david mitchell's eye, an anonymous donor from stock.xchng

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

Yaar, squiddy!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

Twinned with innsmouth?

woo!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)

haha

even your monsters are sweet :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

bin dun I'm sure...

Click for bigger (184 kb)

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

SHIT!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

burd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

haha

this is a comment that I can click I like this!

A-well-a everybody's heard about the burd
B-b-b-burd, burd, burd, b-burd's the turd
A-well-a burd, burd, burd, the burd is the word

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

also, that episode is on tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

ah ha ha ha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)

Stool Pigeon

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

ouch

I didn't get it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)

Poojin! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

There's an old ex-con, who's been away..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

This statue is what inspired Kid Creole & The Coconuts to write their immortal hit,

'Oh Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy'.
Oh, hang on a sec

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

chattering disease bag!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

the pigeon's a bit manky, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)

poogeon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

Shats with wings!

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)

*snicker*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

it was a bit corny, but nutty too

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)

Apparently they are being relaunched as Marathon \o/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

crud pigeon

(instead of wood pigeon - oh, forget it)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)

A foul business.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

My first ever b3ta penis attempt

from the Vatican's own picture files at L'Osservatore Romano, which is still free online

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

Men Without Hats.

*does Safety Dance*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

You can dance, you can dance
Everybody look at your hands
You can dance, you can dance
Massaging the Papal glans

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

Now where is that Ignore button??

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)

Why? Everybody needs a Popilop!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

And now for tomorrows headline news!

It's Andie MacDowell's birthday!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

I know I know......but you got to start somewhere

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)

my first attempt at a penis went badly, too

put it down to him being a bit pissed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)

I was NOT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

yeah, like you were my first

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

pope images are SO last year

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

For some reason, this came to mind

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)

This would sell.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

I buy one! I need it to produce some PooTox!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)

Pew pew?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)

You blew it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

is that the same place where he watches his semi naked male dancers?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

Pope Benedict XVI Calls for a "New World Order"

youtu.be/KDGq-CVUKf4

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)

is that you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

Not enough "Captain, all time he is touching my ass"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

yes

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

You wish

you have to do a lot more to upgrade from the tin foil hat to the magenta wooly CDC hat

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)

Let it go, Indiana.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

THE POPENIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

dear mr mofhahahfhahahahaha

what is the lady lifting her skirt gif what you done monkeyed with from?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

I don't know...

it was in the thread just below mine that night. I tineyed it and used the source from whatever crappy .gif site came up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

I answered you way back then :)

b3ta.com/board/10395567

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

ah cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

Good luck with your research :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

*doffs cap*

I couldn't believe that no one knew who Virginie was. I didn't know the film til I searched but I recognised her immediately. I take an, ahem, interest in such things.

She's lovely :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

flatter than an ironing board

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

Quiet, you!

;)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

my 14-year-old nephew has bigger tits than her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)

Yeah, whatever happened to secondary sexual development?

/tits and hips man

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

it stopped when it reached victoria beckham

and realised there was no point trying

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

She looks barely human to me.

Poor David, having taste like that.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

he's hardly poor

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

The pm has looked better!

sorry out of practice with these :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

Cool, I like this. It's like a picture from the future

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

hehe

:) zombie prime minister ftw :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

Here another picture of the future I took last week:

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

HAHAHA ... you made my day!

Could you make more episodes on this, Daddy?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)

Hahaha! Almost as bad as mine.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

what did you change?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

background colour

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

hahaha

i prefer tinyurl.com/bjudsd

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)

Argh not again

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

i managed to stab the power button to my amp as soon as i heard 'I'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

Double-tap that sneaky fucker..

.. only way to be sure.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

removal of the head

is the only way to be sure :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

shitting fucking christ

argh.. superb as usual.

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FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

too kind! :D

its not great!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

He does like his cuts...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

i don't think he has

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)

hehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)

T.J:

i want a hot drink. should i have tea or bovril?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)

Bovril is just an evil way of tricking people into drinking Marmite......

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)

but it's tasty, right?

especially with milk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

Shit with sugar on is tasty......

But it doesn't mean it's fit for human consumption...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)

then how do you know it's tasty?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)

The amount of smell that comes off it would indicate that it has lots of taste....

Just not a nice taste.... a bit like bovril...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)

fuck it, i'm having a cup of tea

i need fluid, i can't stop eating these dry-roasted peanuts :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

Tea is good....

dry-roasted peanuts FTW...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

i really shouldn't eat them

they cause much hurtiness and bathroom discomfort

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

But they are as morish as heroin and crack cocain combined ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

I KNOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

He's gotten into the garbage again.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

I feel it in my panties, the brown thing is near ... da daa dadadaaaa

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

Is that Kurt Vonnegut's cat?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)

This sort of thing happens to me pretty often.

Usually just before I make a picture for the board or phone up Radio 5 at 3am.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

SOMETHING ABOUT THE POPE.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

HAHAHA AND HE'S WAS A NAZI

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

I never have any idea what the fuck you're on about.

And this is no different.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

he's a bit gay for the pope

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

I remember him saying he was Italian and his English wasn't great.

But Il Papa sure does feature heavily in his pictures.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

and apparently Obama used to smoke...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)

THE EMPIRE SHIT BACK

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

here it is

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:48, archived)

He never understood why the bookings for his childrens magic shows started to dry up....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

You love him.

Well gay.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

Perche e sempre "pope"ante nelle vostre imagi?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

*click*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

Che???

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

That cross is fake.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

A visionary.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)

i finde a pitcher of human natyme it is sexy

i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_anatomy.jpg but also not 4 work i post it there they didnt like it i think they didnt say here i posts it here and i dont evin no so yeah

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)

Humans should not shave their pubes.

It is most unpleasant, not to mention unhygienic.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)

yea

www.b3ta.com/board/9893760

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)

Thought I'd seen it before somewhere

Great minds... :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

Maybe its a reference to Apple suing Samsung for "copying" them?

I'm not certain but it seems likely.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

^ that one is iPads

this one is Samsung Shite!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

Thou shalt not worship false iDols

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

Arf! :]

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Rico, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

Trap Door - FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

Ii used to send hours playing this game!!!

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)

Globbits!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)

This hasn't had an outing in a while

Same sauce image?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)

He's split some on his robe

It's become a dressing gown.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

I made a unicorn!

it didn't like it... :(

in other news have a rather cheerier, if not slightly sweary, song about a unicorn I wrote

yeah i think I got away with that...

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)

Your doing it wrong!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)

where were you 18 horses ago?

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

at the back of the field

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)

makes sense :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

hahahaha

woo to both
you look like your doing a poo when playing the guitar though

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FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)

that's because I was doing a poo while playing guitar :D

there's lyrics in the vid description on youtube. :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

ha!

I love to see you make a centaur.

(bongomatic, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

they already exis

just reverse ones like camilla porker-bowels.

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

Or Sarah Jessica Parker.

Hmm I have a thought.

twitter.com/LordManley/status/60789400115757057

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

lol

sarah jessica parker isn't double barrelled.. that's like sying samuel L jackson has a double-barrelled name

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

he's so graceful

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

makes a very relaxing splashy sound as well

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

It's no wonder they are now extinct

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

we need to find a James "Logan" Howlett horse

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

Nice chops, dude.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

yeah.. i'm pretty pleased with them :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

Hahaha

edit:D burger time

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

I love this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

I now want burgers.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)

blood funnel of death

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

that's my favourite cocktail!

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

Top tip:

If you get arrested for whaling, just tell them you were trying to make a narwhal.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

Yeah i tried that when I got caught putting my penis in their blowh...

erm... what?

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

Ouch.

Will the horn grow a new horsey bit?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

I'm not sure

but that horsey bit is making me grow a horn...

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

I see your unicorn

A raise you: pony bagpipes!

(bongomatic, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)

^ Nice tagging

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

pffft

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)

oooh me pipes.

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

It's Leaking

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)

it was missing something:D

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10397134

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)

I heard that Patrick Stewart loves watching Pigions mate ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)

I like watching pidgeons too mate.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)

Pideon watching.....FTW.... ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)

It used to be a chimney.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)

GENULOL

at the sneaky pigeon bump & grind

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)

Stool pigeons !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)

achachachaaa

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)

Shattlee!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)

glad you made it home safely squire

them commoners can be right trouble

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:11, archived)

I drove through them with consumate ease.

The locals are much more sponge-like in Cambridgeshire.

Also: Cheers!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

Can someone enlighten me, I wasn't allowed to do history at school

did he champion libraries as well as the health service?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)

As a child, he ran coal up chimneys - resulting in calf muscles that were deemed too powerful for any one man to control.

And that's where NATO came from.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

my education is finally complete

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

he looks like how my granddad looked...

except my granddad didn't have the tash... more's the pity,

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)

Stat-You?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)

Ah... you're here.....

I remember you posting this ages ago.
www.b3ta.com/board/9870122
What exactly was it you wanted?

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

THAT WAS 15 MONTHS AGO!

How and why did you remember that?

I wanted a vector version (or something like that) so that I could resize in in things like word and not have all the shite edges...

EDIT: Yeah, a bit like that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

Haha.... I remember it because I saved it with the intention of doing it for you....!!

And I finally got around to doing it....!!!
I'v turned it into a photoshop vector ....
So you can either have the PSD or a PNG, gif or Jpeg of whatever size you want if you still want it....if it's any use to you....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

* Right click

* Robs

EDIT: Thanks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)

Let me know if you want the PSD...

Of any other format, or if you want a bigger version like the size of a football field or something..!!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)

yes please...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

I spotted a hat like that in a shop once..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Hahaha! Fuck's sake :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

Put a sock on it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

^This

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

Needs more penis.

And less foreskin.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

What did you have for breakfast then? oooooo, mince...

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

Really sad to see Piss Christ was vandalized

So in homage: Poo Christ

Slight problem regarding opacity....

(bongomatic, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:45, archived)

WAILAAPOYP?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)

that's the end of my mug of hot chocolate

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)

Weeping with chronic constipation after aeons of a planets-only diet, Galactus turns to ancient herbal remedies

Meanwhile, Reed Richards contemplates the ghastly galactic consequences should the remedy work...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Hollywood's been cruel to one of Marvel's most important/powerful entities.

He was the only survivor following the death of his own universe, (caused by the Big Bang), and was the first thing to exist in the Marvel Universe, immediately afterwards.
He is vital to the continuation of all existence, wields the Power Cosmic, owns the Ultimate Nullifier and eats planets..

.. hang on: five beers in and I'm getting all nerdy.

Long story short? They turned him into a sparkly cloud.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

Oh, I didn't realise he'd copped it. Or turned into a sparkly cloud.

I reckon I'm 10-20 years behind in Marvel lore.
I've got a Watcher story from the late 60s/early 70s somewhere in the yellowed old heap where some fucker uses the Ultimate Nullifier. It all comes to nothing in the end, haha.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)

The Watcher rocks, man..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

whut?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:11, archived)

wah

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

Offseason Practice

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)

I keep staring at this

waiting for it to move.

:)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)

Hold the F11 key down

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)

Wax that track Bob !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)

Haha.... for Britain this would be belivable...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)

it be over in one second

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)

That's the whole jok-...nevermind.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

That's what he said

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

arf :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)

wheeeeee!

*waits to see what your backup image is*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)

*edit*sorry...i got nothing*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)

C-

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)

v0v

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)

Smoking is bad for your health.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

Ain't life a B&H.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

B&...?

I don't get it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

Shell

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

What?

What will she do?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

Give you gas?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

Martin Brundle got B&

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

Ha-ha! Class.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)

Is it

a team of "Kick Ass" wannabes?

(kitescreech still here, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

Jamaican Bobsled, Mon!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

I still would

Middleton, that is. She has nice hair.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

the royal family could do with some of that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:38, archived)

I was making this for you when I had to go out.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)

Soon she'll be holding the family jewels.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

"Streaker at Royal Photoshoot Shocker!"

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

I like sophisticated comedy, political satire and "intelligent" humour

But there's very little as funny as a dog dragging his arse on the carpet.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)

Although this is pretty good :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqkFiA3yKiQ

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)

aaawk poor dog :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)

They're all hitting the skids !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)

Hahaha......

Go corgi go...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)

Bless old Smudger..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:11, archived)

Hahahaha!

A thing of wonder and beauty Prodge.
:D
*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Genuine laughter there. *click*

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Shlvng, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)

I'd like to enter this for both competitions

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

He's gettin' married in the mornin'

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)

Cheeky cockney chappy that he is.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)

he needs a few extra chromosomes before i'd let my daughter marry him

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)

That

and the fact that in the previous 'fairytale wedding' the Ugly Sister came out on top.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)

Image challenge: place your vote

This week's groovy suggestions are as follows:

Make fatties useful
The British are the fattest people in Europe and a recent study predicted that by 2025 the lazy, gluttonous, glandular blamers will cost the NHS 20 billion pounds. So lets find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard so that they may have a place in society and avoid eventually being hunted down and burnt

Back of a webpage
What's going on behind a webpage? Suggestion nicked entirely from backofawebpage.tumblr.com/

The Royal Wedding
Does what it says on the tin

Sum up the internet in one picture
No rules, no guidelines

And here's the Votey Click Contraption:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)

I vote royle weeding

Useful fatties is a good idea, but im a fatty, so it will make me feel bad

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

Wash-yourself-with-a-sponge-on-a-stick fat?

Or just popped a few pounds on over the years?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)

half and half

And its rag, not sponge :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

Which half do you do first?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)

I dab my gonads first

then wipe my crack with the rag, before doing my face.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:16, archived)

I'm dropping my vote right here.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

The fine art of spelunking at it's finest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

He really makes a splash!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

Tubgirl has let herself go

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:44, archived)

Stop it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)

literally

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

HAAA HAAAAA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)

I vote for the internet

because seeing 'fat lady on a chair with a wee dog underneath.jpeg'
will get dull fast

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

I voted for useful fatties

rather than fucking useless richies, because we're going to get a bellyfull of those bloodfilled ticks either way.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

I voted for this.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

I like the cut of your jib

'bloodfilled ticks'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)

ITS FACEBOOK!

*instinctively goes to 'like'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)

None of them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

Fat people are the future

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

Source of energy, fertilizer and whatnot. Agreed!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

Can we start choosing challenges with AV?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

*Votes*

Useful Fatties [ ]
Behind Webpages [3]
The Royal Wedding [1]
The Internet in one [2]

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Rico, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)

See? England & America really aren't so different

Hooray for togetherness.

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)

this

Royal Wedding next week?

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)

and the results are in...

1. Make fatties useful: This could be quite funny

2. Back of a webpage: BinDone

3. The Royal Wedding: Is someone getting married then?

4. Sum up the internet in one picture: See number 2

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

As always, I will rig this poll.

This week?

Fatties, I think.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

Thou shall make electronic music!

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

And thus it was done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

moses is happy :)

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

If he gets an apple ..... he can make music on his tablet....!!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)

...and go surfing.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

Gnarley dude!!

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

George Lucas has got great taste in synths.

And...

AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Our house has been invaded by thousands of little flies! What the fuck are they and how can we get rid of them?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)

They followed a female in

Identify the female and kill her then they will all get stoned, drink beer then pass out on your windowsil.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

Hmmmm.... Kill wife = lose flies.....

I don't think I'd get away with it. And we'd probably miss her.
Any other ideas?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)

Accept them as your new pets

don't forget to name them all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)

I'd have to print name tags.

My printer is too slow and I owe him money.

Next idea please.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)

Put a piece of old fruit in a bowl of water with sudsy dish soap in it

they will try to eat the fruit . . . fall into the soapy water and get stuck !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

Too late..... Mrs Mole has hoovered them up. Evil, but impressive to watch!

but impressive to watch!But yours is a great idea for next time.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)

haha fuck yes, I love this

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Shada, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)

thanks! :D

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)

ah sweet music :)

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

Ooh, an SH-101...

...I have one of those! Struggling to ID the other synth, though...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)

It's a Prophet 08

Dave Smith instruments :)

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Ah,

thought it looked like a Prophet, but I was only looking at pics of the classic SCI ones...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

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