My Dad is more ace than your DadI did a picture to prove it...
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bruised_blood has no bruises,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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DACEDThis is rather woo, though
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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Top workI made my dad pictures this morning of him having a laugh with Obama, him on top of a snowy mountain, walking on the moon (without a helmet) and being involved in a bike stunt going horribly wrong. He didn't like that last one, as he just had a bike accident.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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HeheI trust the moon landing and laughing with Obama evoked happier memories.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08,
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That's aceMy dad is dead so it's no contest really.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57,
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that's acealthough I'm normally deeply cynical about this stuff, I think sentiment should be spontaneous. I used to work for hallmark cards in bradford , which is enough to make a humbug out of anyone
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:38,
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Were you responsible for turning on the Versificator first thing every day?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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let's just say it was shitworse thing was the proles couldn't use the executive toilets, with the carpets and scented soap. it was one of those places. I used to walk down 2 extra corridors just to piss there. I felt like bloody Che Guevara
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:42,
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it was such a flattering pair of trousersand then the condom was padded out with excess air
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:47,
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send them backbut take a shit in the empty packet first
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:45,
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There is already quite enough badness going on without Harvest CheweeE white choc chip scrummy cereal bars adding to the misery of the world :( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:47,
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I bet that transforms into a toaster mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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A dildo that can make toastthink of the commercial possibilities
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09,
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Slot it in the wrong way, and chances are it'll go really brown before you can pull it out againAlso: other slots
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14,
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There's gonna be slots everywhere! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:16,
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I was quite drunk when I first saw this film, laughed my arse off at most of it.It wasn't QUITE as good watching it sober.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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Indeed.'s been a long time since I last saw it, mind. I think I have it on VHS
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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i saw images on b3ta todayedit: but it was earlier, but like not now
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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fucking let me handle this :)) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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whassat, the throwaway account your using right now? ...or what :P PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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No,we're referring to your initial inability to reply to your own post.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:13,
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don't worry (and don't delete the post)it's as much an initiation rite around here as being rimmed by rob.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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I do wonder why he insists on having me initiated every other weekend though mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:50,
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You're part of the control groupto ensure a high quality rimming is applied across the board.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10,
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You call that a high quality rim job?*grumbles*
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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d0od I am carving some wet pussy right now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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A chemist, screening a shit horror film?What IS the world coming to
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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it is coming to exactly this.imagine a board without images, with nothing but the tortured souls of newbies.
...oh nevermind, that's /talk
(...oh nevermind, that's /talk
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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Oh, am I too late? I just wanted to say:omfg, you total spastic, look what you've done roflolol!!!11!!1
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:51,
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Free hose and bucket with every bridal dressand a cleaning lady
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:09,
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My Sunday turned out a bit... strange
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:31,
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Mine too,I guess you could call that a Koch Head.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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A sorting beeit went all downhill from there
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:43,
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fractalicious! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:43,
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Shit just got real, yo
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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This works deliciously well with this Hrvatski I'm listening to mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:08,
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now do a 'Julia Child' Juliado it, DO EEET NAO!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:11,
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ooooooooooooooooooobamabamabamabamabamabamabamabama
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spacefish bong!,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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guess i got my obama backguess i got my obama back
( spacefish bong!,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:59,
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....chameleooooooooon PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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that's a neatowhat now right?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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I'm inclined to agreealthough response so far has been a little strange
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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what the fuck is going on?obama - das fuhrer auf dem quickzeit
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:48,
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Been playing around underground today
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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it's in DerbyshireThere all Morlocks and mutants
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:57,
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Stoney Middleton Face deliberately blurred as it's not me
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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Arh.... I know it....There's "or used to be" a great little chip shop there or in calver, looks like it's in a public toilet at the side of the road next to a stream if i remember correctlty...
Potting whit Paedos.... ;-)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:06,
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Potting whit Paedos.... ;-)
That's really nice....But looks very dark and full of massive spiders...... eeks...
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:57,
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yup spiders as big as your head^may contain lies
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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it's a little off piste near stoney middleton
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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Cresswell crags is famouse for it's large cave spiders... they used to do spider tours a couple of times a year...
You might get bitten and develop super human powers...!!Or just shit your pants like me...
Here's one here....
www.themodernantiquarian.com/post/32047/images/creswell_crags.html
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:17,
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Here's one here....
www.themodernantiquarian.com/post/32047/images/creswell_crags.html
That looks very coolThe only caves I've been in were either very hot, or flooded with water (cave diving)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:25,
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I AM TALKING ABOUT SEXI wasn't talking about sex
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:01,
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I stood outside a cave once and looked..... but was to scared to go inside ;-)
This is how people stay a virgin mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:31,
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Click for bigger (132 kb)
don't even know if anyone still remembers this movie cause it's shit
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The B3ta Advertising Agency"){kind=small}
"Our chocolate is the shit." - B3ta Marketing CEO
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:37,
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ewwwwwwthat's ace. and it needs a comment to tell it so
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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hahahahaJust the right amount of filthy :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26,
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I do believe that there's a dedicated board for Links ... ->
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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that is so good...pity he's colouring his hair...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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well, I'm stumped
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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Ahahahaha!Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not a *insert relevant profession here*!
Fuck it, I'm going to repost my Star Trek cast name gag from a couple of months back.
(Fuck it, I'm going to repost my Star Trek cast name gag from a couple of months back.
R.Soul hmmm,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:25,
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Already posted this on the links board so is it okay to post it here as well?If not I will delete it immediately. I read it's okay to post flash animations on both boards so I don't know about flash games.
Anyways flash game I have made based on some nasty German book called "Wetlands" about some gross girl.
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/572748
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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Anyways flash game I have made based on some nasty German book called "Wetlands" about some gross girl.
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/572748
Destination unknownknown
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Oh, I do like this video - hypnotising, and this is just emphasising that. 8-}
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Oh, I do like this video - hypnotising, and this is just emphasising that. 8-}
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:40,
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* Goes Cross-eyed...Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:44,
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Herb Alpert video? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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Destination Calabriaby Alex Gaudino
I should point out that I work for a bespoke Music Television service, and am not just a perve who knows all the rude videos by sight.
Although I guess I am a perve who knows the rude videos by site, but I still work.
(I should point out that I work for a bespoke Music Television service, and am not just a perve who knows all the rude videos by sight.
Although I guess I am a perve who knows the rude videos by site, but I still work.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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As long as you have the means to take care of yourself, look at anything you want.*googles Alex Gaudino Videos*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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CANT YOU SEE WERE BUSY HERE?!?;) j/k -- It's fluffy cute. I think I just turned a bit gay looking at it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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I'm cudgelling my aged branetrying to remember the logic of a bubble sort (rather than giving in and using Google).
But that is rather pretty, and demonstrates what I seem to remember it means rather lullily.
(But that is rather pretty, and demonstrates what I seem to remember it means rather lullily.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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I'm going to do all the different sorting algorithms,and a few more I made up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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That's cruel. I shall beexcessively cudgelling to try and remember all the other sort logics.
I believe I can confirm the astonishing truth that sort logics are soluble in alcohol, as I am sure that's what removed them from my memory.
(I believe I can confirm the astonishing truth that sort logics are soluble in alcohol, as I am sure that's what removed them from my memory.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:11,
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heap sort is one of my favouritesbut I haven't got round to coding that one yet.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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haha!oh my god that is all kinds of awesomeness :D Makes me want to do something similar with all the other sorts (if I only knew how)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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here is insertion sort:
this one's small enough to post directly :)
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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These are all lovely.......I demand you stop working and just stop at home all day and make these to post on b3ta :-)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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ok you can have comb sort as well then!
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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it sorts things into order.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:36,
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I merge sorted myself out of a job once.I had a temporary job at a bank once. They gave me huge boxes of unsorted checks to place into order. They laughed on Tuesday and said it should last me the week. I broke the piles down into smaller chunks, then set up a massive merge sort and was done early Thursday morning.
At least when they sent me elsewhere it was the cushy "feed the line printers" cave job. Mind numbingly boring but left me lots of time between paper boxes to read.
I love your animations: They look like a child's primer on entering the programming field.
(At least when they sent me elsewhere it was the cushy "feed the line printers" cave job. Mind numbingly boring but left me lots of time between paper boxes to read.
I love your animations: They look like a child's primer on entering the programming field.
Felis Concolor,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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this is my favourite music videowhen its about butts but then that other one with all the nice ladies in the gym is lovely as well hmm
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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this one's pretty good, too(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I was actually going to recommend that too.But then decided that was a bit too much perving on my part, but as it's out in the open (so to speak)...
So, if you like them, then there's also "Make a Move on Me" by Joey Negro... and - combining powertools and pretties in the most delightful way - the inimitable "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi.
(So, if you like them, then there's also "Make a Move on Me" by Joey Negro... and - combining powertools and pretties in the most delightful way - the inimitable "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:09,
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its so white i would be super afraid of falling into bed one drunk night and crushing it because it looked like just one of those pillows
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:51,
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Your pussy is out of line, and must be punished.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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This would be good as your random quote on the stats board.
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:49,
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Odd...she doesn't seem scared of them mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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ahahaTHE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR etc
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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HAHAHAHA! you will always win my heart over with cats. no matter what :)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:50,
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I done drew a retro 50's guy for a pinup im working onTis just a doodle. Ill do it properly once ive got it right.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:58,
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He seems a cheerful chap! Funnily enough I'm working on one of my pics at the moment (I don't know if they count as pin-up, more dart-board) and failing at it in a quite spectacular way.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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He's going to be on a TV set perving at a girl sitting on it, so yeah - he's pretty chipper! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:02,
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i love it so farmakes me think of power puff girls characters (not the power puff girls but the citizens of townsville)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:05,
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yeah - the first thing that came into my mind was professor utonium (?) and dexter's dad.This is the pic so far. Still early days. Im trying to pay tribute to Alberto Vargas and Gil Elvgren
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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Nice workI'll look forward to the finished article. Right now* I'm trying to draw a 'mean and moody' face, but all I'm getting is 'slightly late for a dental appiontment'.
*Actually I'm hanging around on here to put off going back to it.
(*Actually I'm hanging around on here to put off going back to it.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:13,
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Yup - b3ta - ruiner of productivity!I only really post on here when im distracted from my work :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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That is just how late she is. The appointment was Friday.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:19,
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Well here it is so far
Long way to go yet! I might add a tank or something.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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don't do it!!You can always reschedule!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:52,
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You haven't met my dentist.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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Nice work on the shoes the heel back going up to the ankle strap on her left foot is a nice touchAnd the whole shape is really nice and proportioned and curves perfectly..
Maybe her gun hand could do with moving a slight bit towards the right of the picture though.
Edit, sorry wasn't going to, but couldn't resist ;-)
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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Maybe her gun hand could do with moving a slight bit towards the right of the picture though.
Edit, sorry wasn't going to, but couldn't resist ;-)
Hahawhy is it when people play with my pics they always look ten times better? And more annoyingly, in less than a tenth of the time!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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It's a bit like spending 5 hours food shopping,All day cleaning your house, 6 hours slaving over a hot stove, severing your 10 guests the best meal of their lives in perfect suroundings.
And someone else turns up with a frozen desert and everyone goes "oww wow my favorite".!
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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And someone else turns up with a frozen desert and everyone goes "oww wow my favorite".!
"severing" your 10 guests?that's it, mate, you're nicked!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:55,
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No pube, not real!EDIT: Also, is she a burns victim?
* Only joking mate - Woo!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Like I saidthis is a work in progress! This is how they look about half way. The stray hair is always the final touch, or it tends to disappear in optimisation.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:17,
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uh lookyou know 3d. great work so far. im jealous of your mad skills.
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:44,
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I can just imagine him knocking on the door of someone in a traditionally wonky looking 50's animation houseand a 10 ft tall bald knuckledragging 50's bruiser guy opens the door
and this chap saying "WHY! HOWDYDOODLY!"
and then getting thumped down into the dirt
yay! :D
(and this chap saying "WHY! HOWDYDOODLY!"
and then getting thumped down into the dirt
yay! :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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with a "DUUNK!" type noise taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:35,
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Here is an update with some better lightingif anyone is still around...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:10,
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Looking better by the hour.the tv on my screen looks slightly pink though. I think happy 50's man would be b/w, or at least a greeny blue.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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yeah - there is an invisible floor that is coloured pink that provides bounce / up lightingill sort it aaaaht
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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Very nice.......I like how she keeps her knitting on top of her head...!!
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:40,
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I thought she was holding the TV aerial
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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Get in thereAnybody know what's best software to do
shit like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknVoAoyy-k
(shit like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknVoAoyy-k
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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Photoshop with video import, AfterEffects, Adobe Premiere, Flashbasically any video editor even Windows Movie Maker can do it.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:24,
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For a minute there I thought it was just a loose cravat
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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Video link or it is not true! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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totally unrelated but i felt like it and i guess its okay since its my own thread
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:50,
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I think it's diarrhea? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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Woo hooI'm in a B3ta picture!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:44,
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I like Bill Murray.I also like this.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:50,
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I know I shouldn't, butFlobberlob!
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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You filthy swine!How dare you flobber your lob, it's Sunday!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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Sir, I am rightly shamed.I shall go for a Domestos shower forthwith.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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I'm a major shareholder in Kleenex...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:12,
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she seems more sturdy than fat Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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christ on a bikeif she's what passes for fat these days, then there really must be a bunch of stick thin super models knocking about on this board!
( moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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needs moar pooper PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:45,
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I was thinking camel toe, but that's fine.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:49,
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oops, I mean 'Zapruder' :)*
*
(* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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ahh, I was jes playing. You like that, eh? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:55,
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Ach, mein Gott!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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DRINK!FECK!
ARSE!
CATNIP!
(ARSE!
CATNIP!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:40,
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ha ha! I never noticed the resemblance PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:10,
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Unglaublich! NEIN!!!Nicht mit Herr Cameron's schvanz...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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This pushes the bouderies right to edge...... Most excellent indeed....
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Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:27,
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Women with hi-five phobias are the invisible suffering minority in our society.This is why there are very few successful businesswomen.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:36,
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Maybe not,but there was a very guilty Pffft! going on here...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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i think he just wants to high fivealso i thought it was a priest
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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I didn't hit herI was just high-fiving her face
(
zog why change it now?,
Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:27,
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Saw what amoebaboy was doing and thought it might be worth a go.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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Ta!Remind me to pick something without wire wheels next time!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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Pick something without wire wheels next time! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:02,
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Cheers!Always wanted one of those, but lack the necessary ten grand to get one that doesn't require a lot of work.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:05,
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You'd be surprised how little you can get a decently restored one for now.MGBGT, (not convertible, admittedly) for under 5 grand, and Road Tax exempt, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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I guess a GT is acceptable,But it must have wire wheels and chrome bumpers. Sod the pedestrians, it looks so good.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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You've set me off now...I'm going to be trawling Auto-Trader for the rest of the afternoon!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:49,
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For a year,I did own a 1965 Triumph Herald 1200 in RAF blue. Needed a shed-load of work (new chassis was the main thing, but easy enough on a Triumph), but the engine was spotless and ran almost silently. I did a bit of work on it and was looking at learning to drive, but had to sell it when Imoved to Switzerland.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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A vintage year ;-)I love Heralds, too. Really fun cars. A friend at school had a black Vitesse - my god that car could shift!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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This is marvellous!Have a *click* for your labours; hardly seems enough, frankly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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Thanks!About three/four hours work on a lazy Sunday, half of which was the radiator and wheels. I feel quite pleased with how it's turned out.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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That is loverly stuff....If you get wildly bored, how about one of these?
tho' you can leave off the idiotic US mandated side marker lights...
(tho' you can leave off the idiotic US mandated side marker lights...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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Is that yours?At least it didn't suffer the ignomy of the plastic bumpers...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:27,
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^ Good God, this!Chrome Bumpers and wire wheels (might stretch to minilites) every time.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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Yes, it's indeed mine...1973 model.No plastic bumpers, and with round rear wheel arches, 1275 twin carbs as God and BMC intended. I've had it for 20+ years...never done much with it cosmetically but keep it tight mechanically. Took off the front bumper as it was mashed in a bit; kept the rears on.
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:48,
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Aww, she's lovely.One day, one day. If I get this job I'm going for, we should be able to afford a car and learn how to drive. Then, it might be time to see what practical classic cars are about (ones that can fit kids' booster seats...)
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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*ahem*Jensen Interceptor....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:11,
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That's some serious exhaust shenanigans going on there, sir.Nice tonneau, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:52,
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:) Thanks!The tonneau was custom made out of specialty boat canvas...keeps water out better than the stock design. Now it mostly keeps out bird poo as the car has been in a garage or carport for the past 15 years. It does have a hood/convertible top but I might use it once or twice a year. The exhaust is just plain robust and rorty, not the polite twin silencer as stock. Sounds like a British sports car should sound.
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:28,
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And so you should, it's a belter.*doffs cap*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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I think we should have 1 to 10 option for how much we like things......A single "I like this click" doesn't sometimes seem enough....
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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Quite So.*writes to MP*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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I saw the picture and thought it WAS amoebaboy...!!Superb stuff indeed...
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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Cheers!Might have a go at some aircraft at some point.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:44,
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Bloody hell... That's a bit good!* Clicks
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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Thanks!The Mrs reckons I should do a 1970s Skoda next for the lulz.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:45,
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Very good!What drawing program did you use?
I like the line-work thickness choices, very graceful!
(I like the line-work thickness choices, very graceful!
tubaman,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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Careful nowThe tax disc is out of date.
Bl**dy good though, do ye do commissions?
(pm me if ya do)
(,
Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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Bl**dy good though, do ye do commissions?
(pm me if ya do)
Ha ha! Fuck!*click*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:58,
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This is wonderful*click*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:59,
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in the last panel it looks like as if he was touching the guys dickanyways i plan to go to study at norksüt myself
(,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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Oh waitWas she a great big fat person?
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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i fucking LOVE your comicsThe podracer one made me mega LOL
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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One of my favourites, tooBorne of bleary drunken conversations as all the best comics are.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:46,
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