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# How long do we reckon?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i'll skip the bad taste for the evening, and just post the old picture from when she could still hold an amazing tune

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Very nice :)
It's a shame her addiction changed all that :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
# ^ This
Well don't toasty!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# The music will win out, in the end.
And that's a fact.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Glad I am not working tonight
it would have be like when Jackson died and they played most of his hits, only in her case it would `Back to black`,`Valerie` and `Rehab` on repeat..that would have done my head in.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I don't actually know any of her tunes
not sure if that means I'm lucky or not
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Never cared for her music, but it's rather sad.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I thought she was a rather good looking lass
til the drugs and fail and all.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Before she lost all the weight she was rather nice.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# there's not been enough WInehouse!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# 4 EVA IN AR HARTS
        REST IN PEAS

A quick n dirty update of Jimbotfu's classic
www.b3ta.com/board/10166691
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Shurely...
...just say no, no, no.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Oh fuck it
=]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# makes me laugh every time :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Lovely stuff.x
*relurks*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# superb
just superb.

This should be a memorial poster pull-out in tomorrows sun
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# haha
i feel bad now, gonna go have a drink
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:27, archived)
# me to
drinkingsnakebite :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Steady!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:33, archived)
# and
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
# needs more duck bill
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Nice owlbomb :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# scary
scary
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# mum?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# that kid is hard as nails
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
# it's my 3rd grade teacher
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# He must have been one smart muthafucka.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# she
and she was smart enough to know what would terrorize children :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Queef Origin 101
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Simply the best
Better than all the rest
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Pearoast
Who knows I could be so precient!

www.b3tards.com/u/1cabafb677149863b33d/whiner.jpg
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# me me me meeee!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# She's become a zombie?
Looks like the films were right, all along.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# You think she can really truly die?
With that amount of drugs she must be invincible! Her mind can't survive the process though so it's zombie rather than vampire.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# it's the drugged corpse bride!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# But on the plus side, we've still got Pete Burns.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# with all of the silicone in his face, would we know if he was dead?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Just have to kick him repeatedly till we were sure.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# good good :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# What ever happend to him?

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Dog mask!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# ha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
fair play, if Pete Burns and Predator entered an ugly contest, Pete would win
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# entering an invisible being into an ugly contest isn't really fair...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# wait what?
Pete Burns doesn't really exist?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahah:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Dawn French?
With Bottox?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Blimey
I am in the borough of Camden at the mo yet still got this news from B3ta.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# This is why Murdoch's so keen to buy B3ta.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# 5 minutes of Murdoch ownership and b3ta will be celebrity photoshops, norks and made-up stuff
Oh, wait...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# more news first on b3ta
And she was only 27!


(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# another one joins the 27 club then
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Just after
Valentín Elizalde, Orish Grinstead and Lily Tembo
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)
# she only died like 5 hours ago
good for you on being a twat.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Just out of interest
how long exactly should we wait?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:27, archived)
# taste and decency?
Have you actually looked at the url for this place?

I have discovered more news on here with shopped pics than from any news site.

One of the cornerstones of this place is seeing news in a sick and funny way and I hope that continues regardless of whatever that news is.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# ^this
not all after-death shipped images are tasteless, some are rather excellent because there was real respect for the person that died
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Stopped they must be; on this all depends
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# nicely!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Nicely this is
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# that's pretty damn good that is
:)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# topshop :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# gracias! to all ^
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:52, archived)
#
Quiero dar masajes a tu abuela
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# ella está en la tumba - cavar inicio
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks hard* this is fantastic.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# merci!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
#
Rly it O'
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Mouse!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Tally Ho Skipper!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Cor, I like his goggles.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# King of the skies and style icon.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# hahah
anti-gravity boots
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Nice boots, hoots.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# too soon?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# *looks down /board*
Nope.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
# They wouldn't dare burn her. Not because of fear of explosions,
but that the fumes would space out the entire crematorium.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Even the corpses.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
# her eyes look a little dead
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# She used to be quite pretty.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# they tried to make me goto rehab i said no no no *died*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i typed in on google images "skinny toy doll" to make a pic of her (dunno why toy doll, i just choose random shit)
and there she is on the third fucking image!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# One meeleeon dollars!
*puts pinky to side of mouth*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:46, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# But why is he repeatedly jabbing himself in the thigh with a magenta stick?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# suicidal gadaffi isn't thinking straight
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# It's an Arab spring
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# or an
arab strap
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha
very good :D
clicks
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# This is just one step away from lemming porn.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Not that's a bad thing, of course.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# FP THIS HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haahaha amazing
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i love eating cheese
when im stoned
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
# 5...4....3....2....1....
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
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Photobucket



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(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# FUCK! It's chief crazy.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
catnipppp: Imchoked with 95% less pope.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Captain, he is again touching all time my ass
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# HE'S BACK, YAAAAYYYY!!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# sonic the hedgehog syndrome?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Ok. To be completely fair, this is very well shopped.
Please don't go conspiricy crazy on us again though.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# His work is always of an exceptionally high standard.
Which isn't an open invitation for David to bombard me with conspiracy links.
Again.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# he seems to have gotten better at optimisation now
just so long as he keeps away from the antisemetism and dead baby pictures.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Good Lord,
He's back!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# please join the discussion and play the game!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# were the yellow things jelly fish
or was that baby exceptionally shit at avoiding paintballs?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Subdermal circuitry
That baby's been genetically-engineered to be rather good at soldering.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A blast from the past

it's only a bit shit...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
etc
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# This needs more comments.
You were unlucky to get top-posted by one of our more famous crazies.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Fantastic.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Is it just me....
Photobucket
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Uncanny


(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# From the BBC, masters of the bleeding obvious...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# there'd be less drunken slurring
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
That story was from a month ago...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# fucksocks.
ah well, at least I added an ironic comment to the image.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yes
really
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
#
Needs more owl meme.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# why?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Sickipedia - "The server is experiencing extreme load. Please try again later."
hehehe
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:30, archived)
# it loaded for me a while ago
but every single amy winehouse joke sounds like it was made up in 5 seconds by an 11 year old. maybe once they're given a day to mature some good ones will come out.

i love sick jokes :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# 'extreme load' lols
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# a hippo slurping a bucket of water could finish it for her
the crowd wouldn't notice a thing
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Just to reiterate...
BBC masters of the bleeding obvious: Redux - thanks to BBC's David Sillito.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] camden is cross with hungry owl


what really happened
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# i think that's very likely
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Why is owl maddie?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Too little, too Late :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Genuine funny-bone ticking there. ta
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
hehehe
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Oof :D *clicks*
Typical, all those Norwegians get off their heads on shooters then Amy turns up for last orders.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# hehehe
I heard Hull is lovely this time of year!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# i'll dig out my bikini :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# was it still being worn by someone?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# my granny was buried in it :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# So many people buried by falling bikinis
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# They've been banned in Wales now because of that fact
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# AMY HIDE DRUG
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# proper lol
bravo!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# yey!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# seriously?
look up the song 'valerie'. amy winehouse and mark ronson covered it (although I honestly much prefer the version by the zutons)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Yes, seriously
I was RISing too. Not all of us hung on Amy's every fucking lyric, like everyone on Twitter seems to be claiming.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I didn't either, to be fair
I actually hated her cover of valerie for sucking so badly compared to the zutons version, and got the referenced based on these facts alone
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# thanks for explaining for me venort, and ta all for the FP :D
second one i've got for a TOAP hahaha
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Yes
and ta. Never knowingly heard the song, either the Zutons' or the Winehouse cover.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Zutons version
= good song.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 5:38, archived)
#
hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Absolutely hilarious ...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# this is great!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Super
Well done
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Really?
C'mon guys, it's not THAT funny or clever. That Candle in the Wind post on the other hand...
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# i bet you're popular at parties
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Fox news/sky news/daily mail flash card
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# For Amy.


she was a fool but a bloody good singer.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I'm assuming there is a sad story to go with this
Edit: Oh, I see. Sad indeed.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Yup.....
...funnily enough Sickipedia's just gone offline too due to too busy bandwidth...coincidence?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah
Basically Amy was a singer who was quite popular but plagued by substance addiction, alcoholism etc. She tried a comeback tour but couldn't manage it sober so it all got cancelled until she dried up. But she never dried up and she died of it.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Amy Winehouse has checked out.
Wasn't a shock, but sad none the less.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Where's the beehive?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# DIBS!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# She was (and that's a lovely pic, BTW)
And another one of the "Rock Star Dies Age 27" brigade:

Robert Johnson (who started it all)
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison
Kurt Cobain

All died aged 27. I'm sure there's a mathematical reason for it, but it's still a wonderfully weird fact.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# i'll add janis joplin
to this list
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Indeed - I forgot her
I should point out Robert Rankin was the bringer of this to my attention in "The Brightonomicon".

But then he would... it's a tradition, or an old charter, or something.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Thanky, Pogo!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# If it happens, there's a Wiki page for it. :-)
Ninja-edited page too - I see La Beehive is on there already.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Brian Jones
:)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# 27=3^3
3 cubed, 3x3x3, is 27. That means it's of cosmic significance or something. Or was that only back in the '60s?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I'm tired of death today
I'm going to try and do something a bit cheerier
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:59, archived)
# not good news - great singer and I'm sure alovely person - but she was careless
great picture though - this is going in
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Blimey
are you going to have room?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I'll make the screen bigger :P
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# fuck her, big nosed jew
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# A tad harsh
But I guess she won't be needing it any more
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# DIBS!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)

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