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# Get your ass to Carr's
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Splendid.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# RECALL DOESN'T GET MORE TOTAL THAN THIS
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Last place I'd want my ass!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Beefeeters.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I think you will find that they are
Yeomen of the Guard.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Yeah, and they do not actually wear fucking bee slippers either.
Piss off, you pedantic bastard.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Your a fine one to talk.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# shouldn't it be
you'reallgay.com?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Look here, this is a private argument
and I'll thank you to leave well enough alone.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Wait a minute, did I say that or me?
I am confused now.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# he said it. that one there
*points*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# leave it Manley, she's not worth it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# I think you'll find a bit of fraud there
all lies


(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Comfy.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# howdy, Howdy
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# It is the use of the old woman
which makes this so very gleeful.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# fortunately, she came with the trash bag
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Oh
:(

Mind if I pretend she didn't?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# no--you may not.
--go to your room until you can behave yourself
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *waves*
Early morning greetings from this side of the Atlantic, sir.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# and on this side, it is past my bed time--so I bid you all farewell
g'nite/day
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Laters, man.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# ATOMIC VEGETABLES
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Damn those Atomic Parsnips.....
...they'll regret the day they ever showed up, mark my words!

*prepares honey baking sauce*

*pre-heats oven*

*waits*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# HOE!
is that a portrait of 5olly?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# No
but it was his birthday card. And the hoe is based on his hoe.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This hoe was made for you and me

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me were nuclear veggies
This hoe was made for you and me

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

The sun comes shining as I was strolling
The wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
This hoe was made for you and me

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
Near the relief office - I see my people
And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
If this hoe's still made for you and me.

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me

This hoe is your hoe, this hoe is my hoe
From the allotment, to the atomic garden
From the atomic robin, to the can of relentless
This hoe was made for you and me
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# shut up Manley.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Sorry.
#slinking
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha brilliant
that parsnip consolidating his power is worrying me, there's nowt worse than a parsnip gone bad *click

i'll stick this compo one here then, not worth pushing the threads down
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# And the Atomic Kitten will crap in your flowerbeds
(if they're drunk enough)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Atomic robin looks pretty tough.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Is that Ned?
If so, where's his fucking dustbin?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# "Is it atomic?"
"Yes sir, VERY atomic!"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# All of these are good things.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
#
Kitty Fantastico suggested Dom DeLuise and Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi.
RedHouse then followed this with Honeysuckle Weeks and Taylor Negron!
Redhouse also tossed in Jerry Garcia? (and no, you haven't ruined my Monday...)

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Garcia--now dead but not as grateful
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Cheers, Wobs.: )
Peter O'Toole for tomorrow, naturellement. And Mary-Louise Parker.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Fantastico again!
I choose Joanna Cassidy (I distinctly remember her appearance as Zhora in Blade Runner as the first time I saw a nude woman on a movie screen) and your choice of Smith (Madeline or Kevin).
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Love Geoffrey Holder
One of the best Bond villains, ace choreographer, and the voice of the Oompa Loompa narrator in Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (FACT!)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Baron Samedi remains the only genuine supernatural character in all of the Bond films.
Head blown off, dunked in a coffin full of snakes, and he's still laughing his tits off on the back of a train as the credits roll.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# And all those 7up commercials in the 70s
with that same hearty laugh
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# See? Even drinking 7up can't stop him.
*deploys tactical nuke*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Wasn't he on the front of the train?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Possible. It has been a while since last I saw it.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# FUCKHAT
SPACEFUCK
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Where is Tahkcuf anyway?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:21, archived)
#
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# Haha!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:35, archived)
#
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# "reporting for duty, SAH!"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# "Drop and give me twenty!"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# "christ I'm a tortoise, how much fuckn drop you talkin bout?"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# yeah, i hadn't thought about that
an inch'll do it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# omg! I can't see the hat!
me needs more this
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# errmmm
i could be wrong about this but, shouldn't the fly get bigger when you pull the magnifying glass away?
i guess that even if that were the case the pic woudn't work so well
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# correct on both points
but I think it can be made to work properly AND look convincing if the rate of change in the fly's size is markedly greater than that of the mag-glass. (just my theory, that is) I hadn't set out to do any of that
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I SEE YOUR SNARN IS AS BIG AS MINE
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] look out for suspicious sweets!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# good advice
especially those borne by Nazizzzzz
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:58, archived)
# This definitely needs more love.
Nice!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I have a question whether there is a faster/better way to use layers to accomplish this sort of image
if anyone wants to gaz me I'll ask my question that way, K? Thanks



Update: Thanks guys for the input--apologize for making this a tutorial thread
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Sure, gaz me
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# yer gazz'd
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# thats cheating your all cheating
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:30, archived)
# hey buttwipe :)
just looking for a way to save a little time, and maybe learn a principle I could generalize from to other things.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# oh! you guys are talking about me behind my back
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:40, archived)
# If we get behind your back, it's too late for talk ;p
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:50, archived)
# wouldn't creating a clipping mask on the mirror be the easiest way to do it?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# would that work for this?


(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
# simplest for that:
create new layer by copy. Name it PedroHin. Spaz tool activates. Click on image. Voila!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
# like this?

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# easy, wunnit!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# i just drooled on my desk, and there it was
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# was looking online the other day for kaleidoscope type things to use in animations
turns out there are some ubercool things being done with fractal geometry

fractalanimation.com/
these aren't gifs but... yadda

Image on top right is a mindblower
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)
# if so, that is the sort of thing I'm looking for
I've never used those, or masking layers, and only used a gradient layer one time. I need to bone up on what those accomplish. I can always find a way to do what I want, but I'm sure there are faster ways to do certain things.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i'm in the same boat
I try and use a new tool every now and then to see if there's better way of doing things. though, i pretty use the same tools all the time.
Youtube has some good vid tutorials.
What's a gradient layer?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# the clipping mask will show the image behind the mask and nothing else
it should work perfectly for that image
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# I'm not sure about clipping masks
but the problem with a regular mask is that you cannot link a layer to another layer's mask without also linking to the other layer.
So, when you move the first layer, you also move the content of the second layer. It will reveal what's behind it, but always the same portion of what's behind it, which is not what he wants to do here.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# you just unclick the "eye" so you hide the layer you don't want to move and it won't move

layer 1 1s vader.
layer 2 is a circle
Layer 3 is freebase with clipping mask selected on this layer.
when i move the circle to a new area, i hide freebase, move the cicle and show freebase again.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Haha
here's the problem, he wants the freebase part of the pic to appear in the magnifying glass, so you have to link the mask in the glass part of that layer to the mask in the freebase layer without having it move freebase around. Try it and you'll see what the problem is. Either that or you'll solve it.

To put it clearer... the problem is that the content and mask of one layer has to link to the mask, but not the content, of a second layer.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:11, archived)
# what i would do is what i do with the tv's in the background of the scarface pics
use the lasso tool on the mirror glass cut that out and save it to a new layer and use that as the "reveal" on the clipping mask.
LS18, can you upload the mirror from your image so i can show what i mean
edit - don't worry, i found a lovely one
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# sure, hang on


In practice, this would be something like a magnifying glass, or a large pair of spectacles
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# This interests me too
I couldn't find an elegant way to do this.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
#

when you move the mirror, you have to select the glass as well, using shift key, so both layers move at the same time
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# Yay!
Can you put the psd online, or put up a screenshot of your layers or something please? I'm still not seeing how you're doing this.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:26, archived)
# i was just trying to put it on b3tards but that doesn't work
i'll try and upload it to photobucket.
how's about that mirror? fucking lovely!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Cheers.
Failing that, a screenshot of the layers would do it I reckon.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:31, archived)
# screenshots it is then. photofuckit won't work either
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# this shows the layers



(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# here are the layers if you want to play around with them
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)
# I got it to work your way with Jamie Pressley, that mirror frame, and the red faced dude with buggy eyes
but seems like my circles have to be cut exactly to the size of the glass in the frame. the hole doesnt seem to be hidden by mirror frame
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:23, archived)
# yeah, that's because it's a hole, you need to fill the hole to use it my method
maiden's method may work with that mirror, but i've never tried it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# I'm back!
Thanks for this, I'm going to try it right now.

AH FUCK YES YOU EVIL FUCKING GENUIS THAT'S ELEGANT AS FUCK!
Thank you so much! It's ages since I learned something fundamentally new in Photoshop, rather than just new shortcuts and tweaks.
If there's ever anything I can help you with please let me know... PS vectors, adjustment layers, and blend modes are areas I'm very comforable in.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)
# ALSO:
I noticed you said above "when you move the mirror, you have to select the glass as well, using shift key, so both layers move at the same time"
To simplify it you can just link those two layers (select them both then click the chain button at the bottom of the layers palette) then they'll always move together.


 
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Thanks to both of you!! here's my little success with real's method
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# :)
I'm glad you asked, I've learned something here that I'll definitely use.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
# you're both welcome :D
it IS very elegant and can be used in so many situations.
I'm pretty bad at a lot of things in PS, i'd like a nice colour matching tutorial though. I can occasionally get it to work well, but matching skin tones can be a pain in the ass
oh, yes, i forgot about linking layers, i don't tend to use it very often
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# you might look into Dropbox
it's very fast and very cool way to store and share files--even huge ones. Plus it is free.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# i may have an account for that
I have so many accounts for so much shite i forget about them
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:46, archived)
# it looks like this does the job
great!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# my problem is that when I open up PS
I want to start playing, and not take the time to study tutorials :(
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# I just grab a pic i want to play with then search for a vid on youtube
then apply what i've learned. I often forget a couple days later, because i'm a div, so i just go back and have another look.
obviously, some are good and some not so much.
I've found that i watch a vid and decide that the way i do things are better than the way they show. Not that i'm particularly good with PS
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# its actually called gradient layer mask
it uses a combo of the gradient tool and a masking layer. It allows you ways to fade one "image" into another, in much the same way that gradients let you fade from one color or shade to another. It may do other things as well.

edit: www.tutorialstraining.com/graphic_design_tutorials/k1.htm
not sure what version of pshop is used here, but shouldn't matter
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# ah, right
i haven't tried this
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 4:57, archived)
# Yes if you put your magnifying glass in it's own group with the top Old Maid picture
and can use Layer Styles to create the lens part of the magnifying glass as a "Knockout Layer" set to 'deep' (click the fx button and click Blending Options: Advanced Blending: Knockout [dropdown menu] : 'Deep'). The old maid image woud have to within the magnifying glass group below the lens layer and the group's Blending Mode should be set to 'Normal' rather than the default 'Pass Through' this will punch a hole (same shape as your lens layer) through all layers to the background image : The fill opcaity of your lens layer should be lowered the lower it is the more of the background image is reveal good if you want to keep some of the lens' detail.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Whoa
I'd like to get this working too if I can because this is another approach I'm unfamiliar with.
Could you post a screenshot of the layers palette please? I've tried to follow your instructions here but no luck so far.

Ok, I got it working. Thanks for the pointers, this is another new thing I've learned tonight.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# i think this is similar to mine, but where there's a hole in the mirror rather than a layer reveal
this should work with LS18's mirror, which i think, has no glass.
will have to play with this
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:09, archived)
# I just got it working, at least a version of it...
it's quite a different approach.
It wouldn't work for me until I reduced the fill opacity of the circle layer (the one set to deep knockout) to 0.


 
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# Oh and one more detail...
I've used a mask here to block out the glass on the magnifying glass layer.
In actual fact, the magnifying glass source I used had some light reflections and frame shadows on the glass, so if instead of using a black mask you use a grey one, it leaves some of the glass features intact as an overlay.
Here's the magnifying glass I used so you can see what I mean about the glass
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# looks nice, but what did it look like to start with?
I'll have a play with this method later.
going back to mine, you can create a copy of the mirror, change the transparency and place it over the top, if you want to retain reflections, or distortions that the glass may create
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:38, archived)
# ah, this only works with background images
at least i think so, anyway
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# But Jaime Pressly is as fit as fuck?

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
#
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# yeah really
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
#
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#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)
# uh hunh hunh
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# and I'm done
time for work
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:00, archived)
# :)
see ya
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# mofaha has left the building

g'night all
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# ^ All of this
* with some extra Phwooorrr...

(No I didn't mean Elvis!)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# In CS5 at least
you can achieve this effect:

by painting the mirror 100% black (preferably not sloppily),
adding a layer mask to the mirror layer, showing everything outside/behind the mirror.
Now you import the two layers you want to use, placing them like this:

Note that the two top layers are set to be "clipping masks".
Finally, select the mirror layer and click the fx button on the layers palette, clicking "Blending options".

Then change "Knockout" to deep, and the left handle of "Blend if" for "This layer" to something 2-ish.
Now you can move the mirror layer, revealing the flanbase below...
If you want to look at the psd, it's right here.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Have you seen this roy?

Happy Birthday Mr Catchphrase
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
#
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# He stole his xylophone and my water pistol, now have you seen him?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# No fucker swipes a bear's xylophone and walks away with his teeth still in his gob.
It's just not done.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Too right!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Haha, very silly.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# ARRF!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
super
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# also
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# ...and old and shonky
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
I fucking love Magritte
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# i've seen him
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I Fucking Love Heroin !
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Hah, he's looking good.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Evening, chaps.
Good heavens, what an unpleasant picture!
I like it.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Hello!
I suppose you probably missed this bandwagon while you were away?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I did, but catching up was amusing.
How did it start?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I'm not sure,
I'm a johnny-come-lately, bandwagon-jumper of the highest order.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Good. Lower-order bandwagon jumpers are so gauche.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# fo' shizzle

Original was just dog with shades and hoody and cig.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# In the mix :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# DOAGS SHOULDNA SMURK

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#

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# brb, lol
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# kiss me
:D
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# NECKBALLS SOUND GREAT
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Haha.
Goats!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# For a long time I've held the opinion that b3ta needs more goats
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Yes.
Especially fainting goats. They're the best goats of all.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Flying goats breathing purple fire and shitting heroin.
They're the best goats of all.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Goats. And neckballs.
A little more Larry Tate, too.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Oh christ wat
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Er, fuck that's er, fuck
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# that there is all manner of levels of wrong.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# you are correct
the goat is not even opening its mouth :(
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I hope that's
Monkey(tm) Beer
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Whooooah!
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# shut that bug catcher, foo !
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# It's the only meal he gets!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# better luck undersea
inhaling plankton
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# it's less personal this way
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#
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# :D
the black sign gives me hummus for another
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# It's a lovely sauce.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Do not believe his lies
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha


(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :D yes it is
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Best one :D
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# arf!
Reminds me of a bandwagon back when I joined b3ta
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# whoa--she can stay missing
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# how dare you?! she's full of the beauty of christ
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:36, archived)
# He can keep her.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# That was a good day.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# *stalks profile*
ahhh :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
aces
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# :D
probably the same bloke who's had yer arse, time and again
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Brilliant !!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Mindmeld complete.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# damn--what goes around comes around :)


deRIS for sloppy shopping: that's a zipper
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Look out!!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# whoa! nice recursive Droste there
edit: too bad it had to come in this low on the page
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# ouch
i feel quite sick

good job!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Back atcha

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# *awards first prize*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Say please
And that should be "wallet, bitch."

Proper punctuation and manners cost nothing.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Unless wallet is a breed of dog.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# rarely see punctuation on signs these days
or good manners in robbery, for that matter :)
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# this is fantastic as usual
woo!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Woo
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha, fabularse!
And is that a record for an fp?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# :D
always like your tidbits
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Well deserved FP


(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Soup herb - what's the secret Elvis I'm forever stuck on trying to get even on popular page let alone fp's
/start to believe I've offended the mods.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This is good.
That is all.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# The grass is always greener.
Ace...clicks
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# awww he's having funs!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# nice work
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# W/Y/H
!!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Wheeeee!
tinyurl.com/3ery4pr

And click the 'Listen' button on the right.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Life with MS has it's ups and downs
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# My "Life's Soundtrack" filters
Think that piece of brilliance up there works reet lovely with the Wallace and Gromit theme from "Grand Day Out" - and a side order of cheese.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hello children, welcome to The Olympics.....MWUHAHAH!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Olympus Mons 2016
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Hehe
Well done
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha...fuck!!!
*runs*
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I fucking love the parallel bars
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# parallel bars?
HTF do you manage that, serial bars I can do, but parallel boozing???
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha:D Olympics mascots
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Say What You See
Happy Birthday Roy Walker, especially for the Bourbon Fox.

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Max Headroom!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# heh heh ......my first thought too

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Is that a blond David Cameron?
Make your own "controlled by a heartless media corporation" jokes.

Max Headroom, though. Always reminds me of Sigue Sigue Sputnik for some reason.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# It's good but it's not right.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Yay! Thanks :D
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I Fucking Love Mons!
...oh,...
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# This
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# looks like a car dashboard wobbly head--I need one :)
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# He looks like Max Hea...
Oh, somebody beat me to it :(
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Have you seen this screensaver?
Good, isn't it?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha excellent! i remember when i was genuinely mesmerised by that screensaver c. 2000
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Haha, this.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# ah, on Polaroid film, no less
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# My god, it's full of FUCK
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# w/ props to drbroon
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Have you seen this giraffe :D
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzz
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)

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