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[challenge entry] BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Mrs Goggins!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# here, here! we'll have none of that
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hahah--fuckin road trip
(or roadin' fuck trip)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# That looks like Flamborough Head in the background
That being the case, I can tell you that the landscape at that vantage point is far flatter than you've made it out to be. Therefore, I'm calling FAKE!!!!!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm calling FUCK!!!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I was assuming this was filmed by a 8mm animgif camera
But now that you've mentioned it, I reckon there was some photoshopping involved!

*eyes suspiciously*
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# This image contains 100% FUCK

*mediocre seal of approval*
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# 0_o
I say !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Jess will need therapy
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Yes he seems very fixated on them
maybe he's going to turn out to be a serial-killer!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# that would be a great spin-off series!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# HAHA!
Jess: "He never pumped me that hard?!"
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
*Click* :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
My, Mrs Goggins!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Few things leave me with a need to attack my eyes with a brillo pad
This, however, may be one of them *boke*
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ^ Congratulations (sorry I'm a bit late)
I hope you are well?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# "Don't worry, I'll sign this one for you"
*Spluff*
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Only been on the hormones six weeks....
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# has she dyed her pussy?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Work it!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# oh my!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Gratuitous repost.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# heh heh...he might want to re-think his camouflage for that particular background :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that's really good
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Haha!
Silly Mr Bin, you're meant to sniff the powder not throw it on your beard.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Triff!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
#

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It's a shame his name wasn't Osama Bin Hardon
Imagine the fun we could have had
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# * Imagines
* Lols...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# musta bin there dunn that
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Those dare-devils and their crazy stunts!
Dyson with Death
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha doh!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# That is making me giggle
more than I feel comfortable with. I believe the correct responses are "Pffft" and "Spang"*

* - text-only version
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Oh Lordy.
I don't like motorbikes much but I think having a crack at that in that buggy could be a bit of a laugh...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I thought it was a gun at first

Had to stop the anim to see what was going on.

Er, carry on then ;)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not completely sure where I was going with this...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
it's elf n safety gawn mad i tells ya!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# round and round and round
one assumes!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I see what you did there...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Playing it close to the vest !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!!
:D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# stop motion figures with realistic arms
look surprisingly excellent
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# and eyes :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Sky diving can be such fun at times !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# As can the horizontal bar
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# still amazing
was this yours originally?...if so BRAVO
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# nah - it's just a gif from GAMERA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamera_%28film%29

which I've never seen, just stumbled upon it
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# seen it for years....often wondered who made it as it's untagged
probably super-glued a terrapin to a bar then filmed it :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# what the hell is gamera doing frolicking about like that?
He should be destroying things!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# he's on a tea-break
he'll get round to it later
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Don't you worry about a thing...He's gonna go off!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# just noticed you're off to see the Onco guy...
good luck with that
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah thanks it should be interesting as the MRI showed something but the Dr's seem afraid to tell where it is or how bad . . .
one way or the other no telling how I'll react . . . might be enough time for a world tour !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# They probably won't say what it is without having done a biopsy first.
But I'm surprised they didn't say where they saw it.

Good luck.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# HOWLS!!!!
:D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I can dig it !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha! :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
AH'M NOT MENTIL!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# pffffft
OH BOB!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D *hic*
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Wow, this dude's walking on water!
Wait a sec... bridge... check...
RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# WATCH OUT FOR THAT JOHN PEEL!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Buggered if I can remember why I made this
but it seems appropriate.

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# The future of image manipulation.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# And the long time ago of image manipulation.

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Nice prequel
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# The waiter looks frozen !
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# have a trumpet wot I did done
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# have a woo
and a parp!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# very nice
what did you make that in?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I'm hoping papier mache (sp?)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# looks like a 3d render to me
but I'd love it to be Blu Tac and Tippex
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Maybe he just spray painted undercoat/primer on a real trumpet now that would be cool
although somewhat expensive.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# If so, he took the
pipes off the valves...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# cheers!
It's 3dmax & vray
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Very nice
I'm hoping this was made in Blender and rendered in Luxrender?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Made in Belgium and rendered in Luxembourg you say?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Eartrumpets
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Farmers?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# just
Max and vray I'm afraid. :(
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# No worries know it could be modelled in Blender and rendered in Luxrender
although it looks like it took a while to model.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Hello missus, I guess you have a little experience with this excellent free program.
Just a quick question if I may: have you managed to get decent results with Yafaray/ Yafray at all? I'm trying to come up with settings and/or a lighting setup to illuminate a scene with no harsh shadows, I'm guessing some kind of combination of GI and AO but being very new to all this I just can't get my head round it :(
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Morrrrrrning..
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Ning DB
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Ning
You sexy thing.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)
# o_O How's it hanging
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Gently
with a moistened tip.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# blowing in the wind, naked to the open air
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:09, archived)
# ^ That's my line...
^^ What she said
^^^ etc
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I'm getting my b3ta on before a phone interview
*edit*
right better get some work done
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Awkward punchline is awkward
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# o_O
O_o

o___o



(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# don't you think?
leaper is really quite shoehorned, I would say it's phonetically a step too far. but its the grammar of "Felt treated like" that's hurting my early morning brain.
I'm just rambling and musing, take no notice
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# ffs
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I want to employ you as joke reviewer
for all my future social get togethers.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# I'm very expensive
but it's a level of quality that you can't get anywhere else
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I don't want any lepers treating my felt
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# in the absence of ladders it is quite a good idea to have the felt on your shed roof treated by a leaper
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# What are their names?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Bob & Jim
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Ok.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# I'm bored
tell me a joke mr mofaha please mr mofaha please
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Here is a joke about a puppet
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)
# is he still there?
yes, don't move
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# That monkeymaskeye thing is telling him "KILL THOSE BASTARDS! KILL THEM"
and mr man face is "HEHEH, I'LL KILL ONE OR MORE OF THOSE MANY BASTARDS"

This joke is a very funny joke! HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# It wooden go
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Ulp!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:19, archived)
# ning :)


have a lovely image song challenge...

(no prizes)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# stop or my Mom will shoot shitty magnets?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Fucking magnets.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# there's a cat in my kitchen (what am I gonna do - with all these shitty magnets)?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# is it Meat Hook Sodomy (shitty magnets mix) by Cannibal corpse?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# What's new Pussycat (shitty magnets remix)?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# I shot the Kitten (but I didn't shoot the shitty magnet deputy outside Spar)?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# I lost my shitty magnets to a Starship Trooper?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
#
ooo!! getting there!!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# I shit my shitty magnets to a shitty magnet?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Sparship
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# We built this shitty (magnets) on rock and roll (and spar and kittens and space marines)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Hands up (baby hands up)?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# art to a spar shop trooper
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# this is right
you spoiled the game.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I just filenamed it :(
I'm sorry
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)
# i lost my magazine about deformed kitties to a starship trooper
outside spar
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# "KITTY MONG KITTY OH BABY OUTER SPACE SPAR"
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# (MAGNETS)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)
# "She's a sexy magnet girl"
"She got all the ferric"
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:09, archived)
# "I like to align her poles"
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# FILTH!

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I believe in miracles.
Where you from? You giant cat holding a mong cat photograph outside of spar being held up by a weird helmeted riot policeman?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Footloose!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Ain't nothing but a hound magnet
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Ain't no magnet high enough
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# topical
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# BUT RON PAUL DOESN'T EVEN EXIST
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's the lips that makes this truly gruesome
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I see what you did, you little spangster ;p
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Is b3ta doing weird things for anyone else?
connecting but showing nothing, etc?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:30, archived)
# you know the rules
post a god damn pic
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
#
fuck you in the ass
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# God damn it you need to romance me first
buy me drinks, take me out for a meal
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)
# I didn't say I would fuck you in the ass
maybe a donkey should though
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:44, archived)
# someone is a moody little slut monkey this morning
I don't blame you for wanting me, I am a hot throbbing hunk of man chicken
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# truth is, I wrote you off a long while back
and nothing you have to say is of any importance to me, so you might as well save your breath
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Aw baby don't be like that
I know you still love me and we can work on our relationship
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# I couldn't kiss you tho--
you've had your head up P69's ass too long
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# that's ok we can set up a centipede love train
bring the love back to /board
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# well you can start by keeping your yap shut when I'm having a problem with the site
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Awwwww bless
look the answer is simple
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I just gave you the answer ^
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# your cute when your angry
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# well, I'd put you on ignore, but that messes up threads so that I miss people who DO have talent
Fortunately, I don't see you around much so that's a plus
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I just want to sit you on my knee and ruffle your hair
^_^
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)
# we've come full circle:
fuck you in the ass
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Oh Darling, you think I care
come closer and suckle from my breast.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# bye
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Don't go
I'll miss your quick wit
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# bum chum
hahahha
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Yay you didn't block me
I was worried we wouldn't be able to continue flirting
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# yeah, it's fucked, either images don't show up
or they are all spacky and annoying

oh my mistake, that seems to be intentional
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# yeah!
you tell 'em man!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:37, archived)
# I wondered--I couldn't get the image mode to work
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:38, archived)
# it's been temperamental for years
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# oh the image uploader? no I haven't used that for months
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# no it was a bigger issue than just the uploader
I was connected to b3ta, but nothing appeared on the page for a while

ed: normally I do use the uploader, and it works for me "most" of the time
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# * Strains eyes.....
You're right... There is no picture!

EDIT: Ning LS18, Ning Paul_P and NING /BOARD!
* Also Ning Real (he will be here soon)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Ning Wob--sorry bout that--it just wouldn't upload a pic
and for a while, I couldn't even post a text message
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Ning WB
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Res o lu tIoJ\\
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
# whoa!
I take a four-hour nap and wake up to a half page of Pedro!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:21, archived)
# well, it's better than biting into an apple and finding half of a pedro
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# the jury is still out on that one ;p
although I like they thread header ^^^
Larry, Moe and Curly?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# my eyes aren't what they once were--solly
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# OK, I give up.
RIS
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# in a sense, you are correct. theres nothing to get
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Ah.
A swift peek at the filename leads me to believe it's a self-portrait.
Fuck, it must be difficult to get one's trousers on of a morning with all that flashing going on.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Here, I fixed it.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:20, archived)
# GAH!
HELP ITS LOOKING AT ME ITS EYES DRILLING INTO MY SOUL ITS GOOD BUT I DONT LIKE IT
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# I love it!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# !!!
edit:
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Awww
he looks all friendly now :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Glowing eyes always say friendly to me.
Hypno-wheels are fine too.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Whoa
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:21, archived)
# i coudn't decided whether to post that, or this one...


(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:22, archived)
# all together now
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Sexy Matlock Time
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# HA! I never took them off, NYAH
I mean... FUCK!


(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# you did what??
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# If there nice you'd just give em a quick nudge to the side...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# take your time--you're going to jail anyway
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# shit man!
right when the 'cool' kids get here, I have to leave the shoppe and drive home
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Shit man!
Can I reply twice as well?...!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# indeed!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# absolutely!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# why soitanly -- NYUK NYUK NYUK!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Twice is thrice......
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Absolutly.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)
# "drive", eh?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# WHOA
so angry she vomited an extra mouth
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# This makes such a great noise in my head
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# you have that too, eh?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Speaking of which, The Thing is on right now.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# She said that to me too.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# With eyebrow raising skills as good as Roger Moore ....
You can't do anything but marval at his ability...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# It looks as if he's implying the other two are there to observe and assist if necessary.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# token woman, token black
he's got the bases covered ;p
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# That woman has got the best chat up lines ever...!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I haven't made any sexy matlock pictures for a while



Hopefully I will find time soon
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# The original
and still the sexiest.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# have a sexy post-matlock
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# HAPI BIRFDAY KERNEL SANDAS
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Does his watch predict what time you'll have diarrhea after a kebab....
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# As his name is Matlock
He might be predicting a Bath
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# D'oooh!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Oww indeed.....
Local humour FTW win...!! and a bag of chips and a go in the arcade as well....!!!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Oh aye, wouldn't be Matlock otherwise :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# You're finding this whole "sexy" thing
a bit confusing, aren't you.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I'm just simple and trying to join in..! ;-)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# with us 'little people'?!?
Is that what you fucking meant?!?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# oh, by the way, I am home now, so y'all can start posting again
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# we were on pins and needles waiting ;p
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# of course!
carry on then
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Now do it using the medium of fleas
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Totally OT, but I found a picture of sexy Larry Tate!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hmmm
I tried a realworld stache and brow, and WOW!...
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# In his later years he had super sexy mutton chops.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# hmm ....muttony!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# This is so sexy, I call it colostomy bag sexy.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# you might be on to something there
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# She got even sexier with the goat horns she grew.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# CRIME DRAMA IS CRIME
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# M--A-------T-------Lock:>:>:>:::>:>:>:>:>:>eD

(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# FRESH
REMIIIIIIIIIIXXX!!!!!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# what font did you use?
it's nice
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Yeah I like it too.
It's called superhelio, it's an old bitmap font designed to be used at 10px with anti-aliasing turned off; it was originally designed to be used in Flash.
It's one of a bunch of free bitmap fonts for small point sizes that I downloaded together years ago, I'm still regularly using most of them.

Well hell, that was easy :)
 
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:15, archived)
# how do you turn off anti-aliasing on fonts?
i'm still a total PS noob after 3 years of using it
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:56, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# very late reply, internet was off for a few hours
thanks, I didn't know that was anti-aliasing
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# YOU SMOOTH TALKING MOTHER FUCKER
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# and curiously enough
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:22, archived)
# I lose
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:31, archived)
# ahhhahhah nice
I have spent at least ten minutes trying to find out whether this was a shoop
iraffiruse.net/post/485194624
or whether it was a real layout filler that accidentally went to press

also a philosophy jape, and this cartoon has probably circulated fairly widely

just another picdump site, I got a b3ta animation within ten refreshes
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# already I can't remember what I did before tineye
giopetsgraphicart.blogspot.com/2010/12/adobe-photoshop-day-cream-madonna.html

flailing around in search engines to try and find original postings of lol funnypics lol
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# FYI
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# ..you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# hahahaha...fantastic
unique
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# original cast
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Pizza the Hut :D
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# :)
same basic design, ashlly
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Pizza the cabin...!!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Coincidentally I watched Spaceballs for the first time earlier.
Not that impressed, needs more Star Wars.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Hasn't aged quite so well.
Stick to Blazing Saddles. Or at a pinch, Young Fronkensteen.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Looks like a cuntshed to me.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# right
Jabba the Cuntshed, it was ;p
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# jabba is robs landlord
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# :) I see fire power
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# in case of looters, trying to steal robs wank magazines.
and his collectors edition of star wars episode I-III.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# that d00d is hardcore
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# That's one way to describe Episodes 1-3.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# STAR WARS!!!!!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Jabba the nativity...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# haha--Jabba the Manger
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# If you ever made a complaint to jabba the manger....
He made sure it was the last complaint you ever made about his pizzas...!!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# just gut it out and remain silent :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] sounded better
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I'm RISsing a little here
but then I RIS a lot
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# unsurprisingly maybe
because she doesn't look that scary.


(i'm not good at scary)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# haha--no she's not scary
cuddly, if anything :D

here's scary
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
less antichrist, more hugs :)

twas one of the most scary films of my childhood.. that blue cat freaked me right out.. hehe
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
that's more like 30 fags a day since the age of 13 ;)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# that and other forms of self abuse, no doubt :P
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# he might have wanted nothing less
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# that's shit
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# watch your step please
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Like no others !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# 'cept mothers and brothers
*if I have my druthers*
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Is your turd meant to look like Jabba......
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# no, that was just fartuitous
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I seen what you dung there
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha.....
I spent a good two minutes trying to think of a pun and failed...

Maybe he'll get Diarrleia to dance for him....
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# don't give up your day job :P
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# ;-)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# He comes from Scatooine.
AICMFP
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Prints one off and puts it on the internet for you...!!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Woo! :D
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Jobbie the Hutt
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Strong with the puns are you.....!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# he's just going through the motions
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Show me your motion tra la la la lar.... in the words of Boney M
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# i'm bored and pissed. have a magenta spaghetti monster.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# yummm
no sauce required with magenta pasta
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# not required
but provided anyway
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hello monster :D
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# :D
fuck it, i'm off to watch snakes on a plane.
g'night all!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Nitey!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# *sniff*
she didn't even notice it's a portrait of her
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I have met my match . . . so please set it afire !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# It's Mr Messy
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I hope you never invite me for a pasta meal at your house..!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# so, how many have enrolled in the Smash Monkey School of Fine Arts for this new semester?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)

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