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# 9/12
NEVER FORGET!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# * Sorry
and...

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:03, archived)
# For Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
# dont put your dick in there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)
# No-one would put a dick in a mouth, would they?
I mean, what would be the point?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:02, archived)
# A toaster, on the other hand...
... a popular choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:02, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:18, archived)
# 110bpm
nice
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:25, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:28, archived)
# OH NOE, I just found something I made back in 2004. Is it too late for this?
Also, I just remembered when I posted it, Lemony asked me if I was gay.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:57, archived)
# "god told me to end the tyranny in iraq"
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:05, archived)
# God's board members
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Haha.
If I interpret that correctly, it says FUCK OFF!

Which I will obligingly do, as it's time to sleeeeeeeep! SLEEP! Grrrrr. Angry angry sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:45, archived)
# nah it's saying
g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Or this?
Short and sweet and NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Haha.
That's the first thing I saw upon waking. Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# jesus, Mo! ...da fuck is wrong with you?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# she did warn you - shoulda put a ring on it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Seal of Solomon, surely?
And a bloody great impenetrable maze of stone on top!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# i didn't say she was cheap
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Mouthy broads!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I'm wanting to locate a few of these to keep the inside of my aquarium clean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:10, archived)
# I've had nightmares like this
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ginger spice, alien and hungry hippo's love children?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:42, archived)
# AAAA AAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)
# that's quite some rating
way beyond triple A
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:05, archived)
# goatse gets in yer eye
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Haha excellent
I made you a mouth thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:49, archived)
# GET THE LONDON LOOK

yeah, thats about right
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:30, archived)
# you're not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# still get it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Those ads are hilarious
Otherwise attractive lady with terrible buck teeth that have a gap in the middle saying "Get the london look". It's like they WANT to reinforce the negative stereotype that english people don't brush their teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:44, archived)
# You know gronkpan, that gives me a wonderful idea.
They should invent makeup for teeth, and start a fashion for colouring them all different colours. It would be a great leveller.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:50, archived)
# you have seen what they do to fingernails these days, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)
# we're supposed to brush them?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:50, archived)
# at least the ones you have left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# all three of them?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:56, archived)
# FASTER YOU FUCKING LAZY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# lazy shit? that shit be working hard!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
# PUBLIC TRANSPORT REDEFINED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# wahey
skid mark lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)
# his facial expression is ace. he really looks as if he is trying. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Well shit.
Long too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# This contains all kinds of greatness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)
# At last, a film that tells the true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# king fuck fucks for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
Who the fuck has it gone the horn with?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Sexeh Vimod!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# He's the marrying kind
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# The giant, flaming dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)
# now that you mention it
the beast does appear to be about to pleasure itself with whatever it is in its right hand. a broken space shuttle, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Steady on mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# my heartfelt apologies to all those who lost loved ones in the challenger disaster
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE 1/28 DISASTER?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# N eed A nother S even A stronauts
nostalgic playground lols
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)
# 9/11 rememberence can get a fucking grip
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmstadt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)
# i can't remember whether this is from happy toast or hedgehog from hell
but t'was defo one of the h's...

'well done human race, well done'

my most favouritest b3ta comment ever, so far
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Quite
and after a sigh, I shall bid you good night

We really have got being utterly horrible to one another mastered to an art form as a species
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# civilized society has even made it legal
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# oi, what happened to merkin rant?
/ninja
edit: and again. are you arguing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# prolly
drunken second thoughts. how's you?

your browser refreshing skills are evidently far superior to my second thoughting and deleting skills. i thought i was pretty quick. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# I is good and drunk
/cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
# good is right
you ninja, you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
# yeah, and i woulda gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you pesky kids
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
# pedant fuck
is watching you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:16, archived)
# *hunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:17, archived)
# *hides*
*edit* when viewed on a 1024x768 monitor this post is fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# *finds*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# TAG! you're it!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:21, archived)
# bang you`re dead
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:22, archived)
# i forgot to say - no returns
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
# *sells pies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# olley olley oxenberry?
i have guns to exchange for oil?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# *gets last word in*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)
# teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)
# ^ WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:30, archived)
# *bows*
I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# not you again
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# 'fraid so
you just wouldn't let it lie, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:38, archived)
# mighta guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:38, archived)
# mighty blessed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# any further we`ll be on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Hello you /talk fuckwanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# can we chevron back in t'other direction?
not sure i've got the energy to keep it up...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:41, archived)
# shennanigans declared
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)
# yeah, it's all very well me suggesting it
but i'll have you know that i have royally fukt up previous attempts at such shenanigins thru pure ignorance and in competence in the past so i'll make no promises.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)
# game over man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# one life left?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:52, archived)
# nuke the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:53, archived)
# * vapourizes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:57, archived)
# you are feeling sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)
# the game`s up the pole
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# zzz... wha?!
the what's up the what now?
you woke me for this?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Stay out of srs biznz fella cause you obv Ill equipped to comment on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)
# evidently so
incidently, do you 'aaaarrrgh' because you are?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:12, archived)
# g`night you /talk fuckwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)
# good night kind friend
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:18, archived)
# ?
neet neet
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:19, archived)
# aha mr 14 messages on /talk, rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:21, archived)
# doh!
you got me. well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:22, archived)
# you know where to go then
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:23, archived)
# ta.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# smell you later
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# ha - ha
i like you angry pirate you're fun we should do this again sometime
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)
# apparently you are
so ner! (my dad's bigger than your dad!)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# I`ll tuck you in son
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)
# cool. daddy was never any good at it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:31, archived)
# for the last time I`m not fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# me thinks the lady doth protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:35, archived)
# wie komme ich am besten zum haupt bahnhoff bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# nien! or maybe ja!
i don't know as i don't speak german. you win again angry pirate! curse you and your superior intellect!

*edit*

ps

kijk naar de dienstregeling
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# "The atomic bomb was more than a weapon of terrible destruction; it was a psychological weapon.” —Former U.S. Secretary of War Henry L. Stimson, 1947
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
WMD? Terrorism?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Well, what'll we do till then?!? --Stimson J Cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Saw some wood?
NSFW, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:01, archived)
# If the picture involves massive sex toys made from shrapnel and torn metal, that also happen to be on fire, you can't expect people not to get a bit excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Would be some biblical arse ramming on the gorilla's behalf, whatever it's got on hand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha

inspired by herman's post below
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# they is looking forwards to witnessing white poo
not seen since the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# i saw some recently for the first time in ages
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Just feed your dog a constant diet of yummy milky bars,
hey presto, white dog eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)
# someone down there *points down* said it was to do with folk not feeding dogs bone anymore
i mean, what is the world coming to? give a dog a bone
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Also from chalk and ash not being added to dog food anymore
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Jedward
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# mutated wobblefuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# waddafuuuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum4g4Sm9oM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# double you tee eff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I AM NOT A BETTING MAN, BUT IF i WAS, i WOULD SAY jAPAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Why does this version have more hits?
Oh. Girls in stripy tops.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# simon is a lucky man
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32676
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK MOVIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# FUCK!
Fuckin' great, that fuckin' is. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Thread broke my 33.3k chevron
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Mad FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# i listened to a version of this on 4 extra this morning
pure audio porn. lots of girly sighing at things changing size and asking to be eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :D
she's thinking 'shoulda took the other pill'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# the morning after from what i heard
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I think poor b3tards got a little beat up today
EDIT: oh, now I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# bottle of water from a looted tesco was it?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Even more worthless than that...
Intellectual Property! Oh my bits, think of my poor bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# them ones and zeros don't grow on trees you know
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# brandow judge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)
# it's still sunday, so...
i need name suggestions for this fluff:

i think it's a she
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Deborah
Edit: She's lovely. Is she yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Rover
just to give it a personality complex
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# ^this completely
We want it to grow up bold and strong, whatever it's sex, though I would have opted with something slightly stronger like Satan just for when you're shouting at it in the garden to come in for it's bowel of milk, or because there's a slight breeze or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Well presumably her surname will be turd, whatever the case
I'm going to bed; goodnight all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Sleep well :)
Don't forget to listen to the shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Bowel of milk.
Unfortunate. Imodium?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Oh stop being so pedantic
my last kitten ran off a decade ago after I had just spent a fortune on injections for it's well being. Selfish little cunt. And I mean that; at the time that would have been money better spent elsewhere, as opposed to an ungrateful little feline :(

Oh well, we had fun whilst it lasted, me throwing my socks at him, every morning, before I wanted to be awake, every morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Windy
(Sherbs, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# cooking fat
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# rob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# It's perfect for a cat
One minute they're the cutest things ever and then suddenly they're all "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OFF TO KILL ANIMALS SMALLER THAN ME".
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# a fitting tribute to this weekends b3ta experience
plus a fine excuse to post pictures of your cat at opportune moments in the future

*edit* also, cats = america ? discuss. or just ignore. as you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# okay, i'm sold
flounce (or flouncy) it is :D

it has been a rather entertaining weekend for lurking ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Woo!
*cat naming skills +1*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# :D
current status:
one springer that thinks it's a kitten, check
one kitten that's training to be a dog, check
one older cat that thinks it's better than all of us, check.
although she does use the toilet, :) if i can i'll get pics
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# if i had the skills, time and inclination i'd make you a badge
and present you with an award but you'll just have to make do with the knowledge that i think you're pretty cool right now.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# ^ThIS^
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# flouncy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Even better.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# :D
you can call her FLOUNCE!!! when you are really, really mad at her!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Mrs Flouncy C:
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# 100% win here.
LADY FLOUNCY
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Gravy
Watch out though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I like that :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
#
Long legs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# was the sun Paul Reubens?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)
# The answer to that is...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Lunch.
There's some good eating there
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Eventual Heat Death of the Universe.
We were going to call our fluff this, but we settled on Earthquake instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Ginja
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Goodbye Fuckers.
That's a name suggestion, not me saying goodbye f... oh you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# every night a police counsellor would show up to talk me out of it
then the cat would get out again
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Macatma Gandhi...or Chairman Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# CATFACE LOL!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# speaking of which, I found a gay siamese cat

what should I call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# razy lascism
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# A taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# reminds me of ye olde orb t-shirts
'you're going home in a fucking ambiance'
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Agamemnon
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)
# name that cat
you could always call it bars, turd :)
(hobs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
# ceilingcat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] all we are saying..


Click for bigger (173 kb)

..is give tea a chance
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# but then..


i fucking love tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Oh it's that lady from RODOX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hurr hurr... boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
You daft bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# make tea not love
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# meh
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# is it her birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Hahah
And
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# all of the above made me do a lol
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BANDWAGON!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# yeah yeah
storm in a teacup etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
yup, prescriptive, can't deny it!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# jolly good
carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
should've gone for hurricane alan sugar higgins on a flying camel
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# someone asked me if i wanted a cup of typhoid once
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# mmmm :)


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I've completed my extensive study into a topic on everyones minds.

Been a fair few years since i've posted anything... Hello!
(Emohawk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# WHO IS GRARY BRALWO?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Gary
Barlol
(Emohawk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# The face may be impassive
but below the waist he's a hive of activity
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# its always about
the 'Winky Del Barlow' with the ladies.
(Emohawk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# women can be such pigs
present company excluded, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I agree
In my day, women knew their place.

sadly, men forgot where that place was, and we ended up alone :(
(Emohawk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# that sounds filthy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# He's doing Riverdance
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# vile, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Of course, in Soviet Ireland
Riverdance does HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Plus
There they call it 'The dance of a thousand wet dreams'
(Emohawk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# they wanted gary glitter but he was busy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Look at me, this is my Barlow face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I would very much like to see
freshly punched gary
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# It has all gone wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# :D
Is he trying to play Twister?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
#


Click for bigger (49 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# but that`ll do
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# yikes
it made me think of..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd8hYnG2464
Gary from fallout
(Sherbs, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# The last band member has arrived :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# too many baddies here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Don't worry, the last one left in 1972
on Apollo 17
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Kitten has successfully arrived in the future
Apart from being covered in Quantum Foam and socks on outsides of sandals, all systems checked. It's communicating with Langley using aural signals and extreme yodeling.

This is not a test
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# recently read 'moon dust'
about a guy tracking down and interviewing all surviving human beings who have stepped foot on the moon. good read.

basically asking the question: what do you do once you've been there? there being the moon in this case, obviously, but could just as well be fame, fortune, psychedelic experience, your wildest dreams, etc.

all very different perspectives and outcomes from very similar experiences. interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Old jokes revisited No. 493.


Click for bigger (99 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# lol


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# haha - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# haha from hull
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# This is an entirely appropriate use of technology.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# INDOCTRINATION!!!
*calls social services*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# haha
I see all dangerous snakes have been removed :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# badgers: the rarely-seen evil
fuck it, bow time, i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# night
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# have fun bowling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)
# shite kite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i imagine kids would completely love weebl's animations
he should make a kid's dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# He should!
*is a kid*

I'm going to introduce the baby to Magical Trevor next.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# *counts number of stars on flag*
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# terrible waste of tea, that man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)
# thirsty work taking out skyscrapers an all
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! nicely done
hope you don't mind me pearoasting this here:
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This
...had me laughing hard.
B3ta works in mysterious ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# If I'd had more time...
..it would have ended like The Fly 2, except with a bow and red shoes on the creature/man/thing at the end...



Click for bigger (93 kb)
(FatherChed, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# oh boy
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Ziggy says that there's a 97 percent chance that...
..Dorothy took acid. :S
(FatherChed, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# wasn't keen on the fly 2
the lack of goldblum put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I didn't mind it
but it was definitely not as good as the 1st. And the 'creature' at the end was supremely manky (so I guess they got that bit right)
(FatherChed, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# as sequels go, it doesn't suck
but i have a serious lust for jeff goldblum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I find your lack of vibrating Goldblum disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# as do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# gizza kiss
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# *chokes*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# *runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *Fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# you're all making me feel soiled
so i'm off for a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# how was it round your friends oj friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i got very pissed and sat in a baby bath
which i tried to row across the kitchen floor with a mop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# he's just had a glasgow kiss, by the look of him
:D

Edit: brucie's started to look his age
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# His blind date is in for a treat!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# only at 12 midnight on the last day of each month
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Oh if I must
:-X
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Nwot, so i'll just drop it here
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Y'know
All the fecking old films that are on again and again on the telly and there are so many from the 60's, 70's and 80's that have just been forgotten.

This being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't like watching films with psycho women in them
They remind me too much of my mental ex :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# is there any other type of ex?
if your answer is no then you're probably the ex
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Yep
Not a classic imo, but not bad.
Nice for music and atmospere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I was a California non-commercial radio jazz DJ for 28 years - I know that film well.
lots of psycho callers (men and women) but it was the ones who psycho wrote to me that really got me worried - in the days before e-mail, I got some REALLY strange letters!

But nobody requested Misty...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 5:38, archived)
# deliciosa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
# FuCK
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I could never get past this level
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha
sorry for posting right over you, i should have refreshed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)
# fuck, i loved games like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# GET READY!
Oh, I was thinking of a similar game called 'Squamble', never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Arrrrgh! :D
had to do it sundaelunch :)
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# did you shop the spunking magenta cock out?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Talk like a Pirate Day is just around the corner too
you ruined it!

If I find you reposting this on Sep-19-2011, I will hunt you down and kill you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Pirate Day 19 2011 Woo
I'll be there :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# And this :)
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# and this one ?
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# that is one smokin' babe right there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
# holy fuck!!....'shrooms have kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# magic
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# is he having a cheeky fwap?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# MWOW MWOW MWOW MWOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# durrr, I hurried through mine, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Yaaarrrrr!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!!!1!1!!!eleven!!!!!1
Edit; i love that even the skull has an eyepatch.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Being a pirate is alright to be
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# pfffffffft
land lubber
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# PirateGurn 2011 is off to a cracking start then :D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

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