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# Boooorrreeed
Why has the board been so slow the last few days? is everyone dead?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# setiap sudu besar
is that some sort of BLOOOOD CLOT language?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# yes,
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# They're all dead, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Everybodys dead?
*continues to eat crew*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Yes, everybody is dead Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Even Chen?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Only a trace of Garam?
*Adds to diet plan*

*Bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I'm dead... and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring out the gimp

bindun?
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# i did 1 for the disney challenge

who rogered framed rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun?


I dunno, it just sort of popped into my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# yep but clicks anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
I just saw this... Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one Barbie!!

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# It's not only me that thinks this....
Is it???

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# untill now i think yeah!
but now i cant watch this sport without thinking it.....thanks
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# * My work here is done...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
nice pube effect
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I think she may be wearing them down a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# she keeps coming back for another go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one wobbly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Obviously no disrespect meant to all the genuine psychics out there

DeRIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Well she could claim it was a cricket loving ghostie
would have been a tad more surreal if she'd picked up the shipping forcast :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
I'm hearing a strange detached voice, it's saying something, something like, 'unexpected item in bagging area'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# This needs to be made into a series.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Is there a "Mary" here? or a "Jack"?
Jack, the voices from the hoary netherworld would like to know if you want fries with that.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# "Landing level approaching. Please take care"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Is this a sportball thing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I think so
it's the sort of thing I've heard them say about sportball matches
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha Filename LOL
My wife is of psychic ability, so I am unsure if the picture title is internet sarcasm or genuine sincerity...... :os LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I'm not sure if your reply is internet sarcasm or genuine sincerity
but if it's true, you could be sitting on a motherfucking goldmine:
www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Fuck it, if she's a genuine psychic I want 10% of the million dollars she gets from the Randi Foundation as a finder's fee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Pffft.
Surely just as likely that the guy in the back room was a different psychic accurately predicting what she was going to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (113 kb)
nothing to add
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I never got round to seeing that film
But more annoyingly, is there ANYWHERE in Lincolnshire/east mids showing Trollhunter on the big screen? Is there chuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ive never not seen it neither
but me and the wife are gonna be extras in a zombie movie soon
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Blimey really?
I would love to have a crack at something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I'll put our next one in the calendar
I'm usually in need of a zombie horde for some film or other
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# \O/ woohoo
I am exeptionally long-hairy and can do "dead / bedraggled" very well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Cool beans - if you want a look at our previous form
www.housepartyofthedead.com
(haha, I've just realised the chap in our header image is the one who's in the Inbetweeners movie)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# wicked!!
www.housepartyofthedead.com/ love this
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ooh nice
Where's that at? I know a lot of people in the zombing business
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# its being filmed in wales
i havent been sworn not to say but thats all i'm saying.
my brother thought it might be a front for the filming of brad pitts take on world war Z. i very much doubt it.
but... cant wait for that film to come out, read the book a few times now and it gets better and better
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
# its rated 15
so there might be chuff if you are lucky
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Trollhunter is a great flick
Soon to be bastardized by an American remake!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Potty Mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Eeeww
Flange batter....
Have some chips with that
BRAW!

Edit: Woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# that's really cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# mmmm
flange batter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Board's a bit quiet so
to celebrate one of b3ta's first challenges here's one of my first biromashes...
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Fluffy's Wash Day.

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/very very very old repost from August 2003
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Haha, brill
He looks so chilly without skin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# HAMTOUCHING CUNT

not really :) great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Quality as always, Noblet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# haha
That would actually make a great kids towel?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# A penguin skeleton? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Good to pick out the hard to reach places
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# haha
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Woah.
Have a click sir, excellent... and disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha, most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd pay to see the birth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Haha, I made this one a couple of years back
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha...
Excellent Q!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I love the horns
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I have the horn too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# horn of plenty?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# The horn of Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Well that will certainly complicate the East African situation
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# My diplomatic corp
are not happy with me at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No doubt she'll have a bonny bouncing baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# WOO! hoppers!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# It's Tuesday
And I'm already knackered.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)
# ^ Science

* If only it was that easy..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:30, archived)
# It is easy really, scientists just make science look difficult to impress girls
All you really need is a white labcoat and a bunsen burner, and you're good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I remember my chemistry teacher reducing it (ha!) down like that:
"If you take sodium, which is a substance so volatile it burns in water, and chlorine, which was the deadly, horrific gas used in the First World War, and combine them ... you get what you put on your chips."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# The only science I ever enjoyed was with Fucking Shitty Magnets...

* Oh and human biology behind the bike shed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)
# .....aaaaaaannd that's why you aren't allowed to teach anymore ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# There's a great chemical reaction known as the 'housewife's surprise'
You put about a centimetre of sugar at the bottom of a beaker and pour on hydrochloric acid. A large, solid, phallus-like column rises out of the beaker until it's about ten inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# And....
how rigid is this column..?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# And...
how much does it burn..?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
*waits for certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You're nothing without your trusty liebig condenser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# a great improvement on the standard retort
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I see your Tuesday tiredness
and raise you a 2 year old with a cold who woke up crying at 50 minute intervals all through the night.

I had a half dreamt fuge state about 5:30 where I was trying to explain the layers of bedsheets worked like photoshop layers,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Two year olds are so selfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Yeah maybe *I* want to spend all day on the sofa cuddling "snuggle bunny"
Screw work, that's what I'm going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# haha
got a 2 month old myself, I sympathise with that half-asleep mindstate.. When he finally slept through I felt amazing the next day
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Amen to that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# If you are the kids looking at B3ta on the train currently standing at Exeter St Thomas,
please stop shouting about sex you have had and drugs you take, at least until such a time as you start needing to shave.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# FUCK YOU OLD MAN!
* Not really.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Ooooh..
an offer there.
Lemonparty?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I hope that got an actual response (by twitter)
I used to listen to kids like that on the city bus I took to university. One fat kid with peach fuzz on his face talking about how great his girl was at giving head, but how gross it was to have to reciprocate. I assume he has grown up by now.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Well, it must be quite tiring drawing one of those comics every day!
What with all the drawings and all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# pssssst...
I trace them. :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I thought they were CG!
Nice work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Poor Casper found it really hard making friends :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wrong! Just wrong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:18, archived)
# The poor pig.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the Comics Code never covered
Gross Anal Distending...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Ah, but the Comics Code ceased to exist this year,
so its all hands to the rim for Archie and pals.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
# the hidden regulations
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Ha! Proper LOL!
But shouldn't it be Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# No one dared look close enough to spellcheck it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I don't know what you mean? ;)
Cheers WiL, made it quickly before school run!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)
# ta sir :)
Your Cas Pers Star Wars pic gave me the idea yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# excellent
best goatse ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Is that comic sans?
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# haha
It was the closest to the original comic font, available on this new PC!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# THE RING! THE RING!
aaarrggghhh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# MMYYY PRRRESSSIOUSSS!
One ring to freak them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:36, archived)
# HELLO B3TA!
I am off sick with the Man Flu so got up a bit early this morning...

Yesterday, Kitty Fantastico asked for Sophia Loren and Maggie Cheung,
For the ladies I have added Kenneth More and Moon Bloodgood?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Sophia, Sophia, Sophia!
o_o . . . -_- . . . O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:10, archived)
# I did another one of her...
Cooking my Sock!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Well goodness gracious me.
Another top post WB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I can't wait for tomorrow... It's "Fanny Flagg's" birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# so in preparation, I done a FANNY-NING
and this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Q4, just what I was thinking!
Good show, Wobs. :)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Blood for the Bloodgood!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Skulls for the Throone of Skulls!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Also:, get yer tits out.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)
# ^ I don't understand any of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Bottom right looks like Summer Glau
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# No, it is Moon Bloodgood in "Terminator Salvation" (2009)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# No, I read your post.
I said "looks like".
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# * I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# do you like spicey???? do you like very much spicey?????????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:56, archived)
# DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:04, archived)
# HOMOER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Death is enough for most things.
The rest just need flaming shit-sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# HOMRE CRABB TUNGUE
MAGRE WILL BE PLAESED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Every time Yan says "DONE!" a hobo dies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUmcQegvK4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:30, archived)
# BAM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Today..
I'm going to open every sentence with the word BAM!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:48, archived)
# kick it up a notch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:49, archived)
# very much BAM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# nwot

wow, a really slow day today. where is everybody?
anyway, somebody needs to send this to petranek gym, or whatever it's called, now that they've deleted all their photos
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:49, archived)
# wonk
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# say, what now?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)
# the moaning and the groaning of the bells
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:03, archived)
# and the wailing of chimes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)
# he's still out there, problem is, they have so many photos. i even found vids of him, HE SPEAKS!
bit.ly/o0SpHv
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:56, archived)
# also
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y

check out the profile pic, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:02, archived)
# i can't watch any videos
just seeing other pics of him nearly ruined freebase for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# that's surprisingly disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# i tried it with leaving the ewoks mouth, it almost matches busey's
but then it would have pretty much just been an ewok.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:27, archived)
# yeah, i see what you mean
i think it's the busey's hair that adds to the disturbance.
i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:43, archived)
# This is a lovely shade of bizarre.
:)

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:58, archived)
# ohhh so spicey!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
LOVE IT! He looks like that guy who owns the gallery in Ghostbusters 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:05, archived)
# OH fuck yeh!!
That's some proper wrong right there.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead, they stink up the joint. (We watched Cocktail on a projector the other day.)


Click for bigger (472 kb)
(Emetic, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)
# top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Award winning lurkage I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)
# What were you doing on a projector?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Thin eats in that.
Damn near a child's portion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# a light snack before bed
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Makes a milky way look like a three course meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Mmmm, spicey!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Haha
Christ, whatever happened to the good stuff that used to appear on b3ta?
Looks like mostly unimaginative garbage on here these days.

Christ, whatever happened to the good stuff that used to appear on b3ta?
Looks like mostly unimaginative garbage on here these days.

Christ, whatever happened to the good stuff that used to appear on b3ta?
Looks like mostly unimaginative garbage on here these days.

Christ, whatever happened to the good stuff that used to appear on b3ta?
Looks like mostly unimaginative garbage on here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
# & yet the type that says that posts nothing, ever.
A few talented whingers, yes. But the pattern is as you say...repeat...dirge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# TOTALLY BRO!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)
# hahaha
funny, it's usually cunts who never post anything who say that

(i know you weren't saying it, just to be clear)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)
# well here's your big chance, kid, post something good
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# this would keep me within the 'never eat anything bigger than your head' rule
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)
# As long as it's smaller than his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Guinade, etc.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Ah, very good.
Penguinade sounds like a health drink rich in omega thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# At least when he gets blown to fuck, he's already got his own little halo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha, no wonder they shot him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)
# lazors!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# LOLzers
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)
# indeed
(teasus likes tea, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# dude, you broke my fucking inter....
...what?!? only 100kB? -- Witchcraft!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# indeed
it's not what i envisioned, the vid up the top right was meant to be way longer, but it was about 30 frames and the main anim was only 8.
deki gave me a program that lets you layer gifs on top of each other, but even when i optimized and resized the fuck out of it, i only got it to 670kb.

EDIT: i now know why, photoshop wouldn't change the original gif to match the amount of the larger one, but the other program would.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hallo
I've recently become addicted to EVE online, so won't be japing, glad I caught this one, yes sirree.

What you can do, is open Gif Movie Gear, open your penguin spew gif as is.

Then Blend Animation with...your re-coloured russian skater gif.
(will have to resize before hand) Position it where you want.

Then optimize, should come out at around 300kb.

I tried one here quickly for ya;
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/fluffy-entrails_test_rattle.gif

Ed: Mines come out all jittery..
There's an option called 'Synchronise by Timing' when you're Blending two gifs together, might be that.

reet, off for sleep, ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# yeah i figured out what the problem was
on photoshop if you try to paste a 30 frame gif over an 8 frame one, it doesn't work. movie gear was automatically increasing the penguin anim's frames to match the other clip.

also, hahaha at the polish skater clip.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Gimme a minute.


Busy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# *parp*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# save paper, use his tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# you have a solution
to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# i do
using tongues seems to cover most things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# *Sends Smash to see my bank manager*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# if it's a man, the tongue will work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I think
it is actually just a machine that says 'no'. But you might short circuit it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# bonus!
it'll also work if it's a woman, you just have to ask yourself how badly you want that overdraft
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# for 'want' use 'extend'
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)
# trust in the tongue and all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# You may have just invented a new religion there.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Maybe two minutes
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Smoker!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
#
There hath he lain for ages and will lie,
Battening on huge seaworms in his sleep;
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# what's this from? i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
I googled the Call of Cthulhu, and it emerged
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# okey doke
oh well, sleepy time again.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Are the auspices good?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# This is all manner of mindwank up in this jazzfuck.
Fucking brilliant, I love how the upper gif is blended and re-coloured, also the subtle bar-code.

..and the penguin spew.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# gutspew
thankew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Subtle
is my middle name
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Spiffy!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# cheers
must eat now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Has to be said, the kid's got a lotta guts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Shai Hulud!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# SPICE MUST FLOW
unless it's a bit damp, then you should put a bit of uncooked rice in the bottom of the shaker first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# :)
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1137948/pg1
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *tinfoils*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# comedy
site :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# bullshitter or dozy cunt- YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :)
"Your son IS Mua-dib!!!!!

Give him more spice till his eyes GLOW blue within blue.

THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN!!!!!!!!"
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# the people taking it seriously were funny
if she's not bullshitting, she's been taken in by a woman who knows her audience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Not sure, some of the 'anti-spice' brigade would have fucked him up worse.
Someone is bullshitting hard there.

"Buy him a guitar and more LSD" heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# i'd have hunted for his stash
and "confiscated" it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# There is a legal high called 'Spice'
www.thelegalhigh.co.uk/spice-legal-smoke-reviewed.html

So maybe that is what they mean, rather than that stuff that gives ou blue eyes I REALLY WANT TO TRY.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# YES! *time warps*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21w60AU8NzA
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 3:02, archived)
# SPANG
must flow
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# FUCK without rythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

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