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# It's Slap-Happy Saturday!
So yesterday Kitty Fantastico said "Oooh, its Sigourney Weavers birthday tomorrow" and this was seconded by Trogdos.
I followed this with Anne-Marie Duff and Kristanna Loken.

* She looked a little cold, so I put a scarf on her...
*Click the colder version of Sigourney

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# and for the ladies...
... we have Matt Damon.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# MATT DAAAAAAAAMON
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Morning Mr B.
For tomorrow, you're probably going to do him anyway, but: BRIIIAAAAANN!!!!!!!! (Blessed)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Ha ha! Mindpiss
on the small Brian Blessed text joke, there. :)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Oh fuck..
How can I do him SHOUTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# If you make his mouth real hardly any of the pic will be vectored
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
#
Going to have to call nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Good for wanking, though.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# yeah but wanking in the office never ends well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Strangely enough...
When working for a broadband company, they had computers in the break room for people who wanted internets.... Went well till two girls walked in on a guy throwing one off to some porn!

Great guy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Fair call....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# ty
It's just if the gaffer walks in behind me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Better?

EDIT: I know what you mean... I have it when my boss comes up my rear.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I didn't even realise what pic was meant until you hid it
but this is probably just my strange tendency to make eye contact with faces rather than nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# hahaha yeah nice tom baker scarf
don't want him seeing nipps and getting giddy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] They'd make a lovely pie.


Click for bigger (171 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:28, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, lizardmeat.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Almost a dino
but more like a frog, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:27, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Ahhh hatchling!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Babies can be food too...

I almost forgot how to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:19, archived)
# Fried egg.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
(terrbi, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)
# You privote the better and cheaper dvdboxset online, welcome to?
welcome to?Tell me more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:34, archived)
# sell them out or dropship(dropshipping) them to your clients.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Where's my fuckin' pitcher????

Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:39, archived)
# jug!
spang
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:02, archived)
# One of the bestest
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:58, archived)
# This is the best disgruntled no pic response pic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# TY
Nice response to disgruntled no pic response pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# You dropship them to clients?
Like in Starship Troopers? I would almost consider that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Do they channel hop you in the prison that they force you to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Fuck off
Shove your dvd's up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
1. learn to spell
2. Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
www.dvdshopsonline.com

It's the best place for under age sex vids
- Gary Glitter
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] so im guessing this is a dinosorarse

looks a bit ROAR to me
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Well played.
*applauds politely, like at a Sunday cricket match*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# well, i'll be...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# double marriage FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# So, I saw this Audi ad the other day, it reminded me of Goatse...
did I remember to post the great pic I took?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# and so
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)
# FAKE nazism (Maria,Denizen)

That's not index finger. YOU WRONG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:41, archived)
#


boroborodesu
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# MY NAZI IS REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# MY LITTLE NAZI ™
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# *salutes* o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# I was going to make one
but someone beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# The Real Nazism!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Hitler Kitty will die in a bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I suspect this particular world conqueror has a few years left
and her body may never be found.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:13, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:20, archived)
# Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:22, archived)
# i was responding to atomic's post :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Why were you banned
from deviant art and why are you back there doing the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:07, archived)
# dA also my place
dA also need my art.
If you hope Removing the ban, Please tell me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:20, archived)
# No. I don't want your ban removed.
That's why I've mailed them about your new account.
Nobody needs you or your art.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Pfffft
no problem. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 6:34, archived)
# *Dons Stupid Hat*
Good morning moggy.
Show us your Holy Golden Bum.
HUN DAN!
Arno
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# that is really well done and
I can't help but feel that this is a nod to the pic I posted XD

So it gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Crypto Nazi's?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
# You're BACK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
#
---i dig your art, man---tanoshinde iru!--
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] There was an earlier thread deletion


I made this 4 times in windows and every time I got to completion the fuckstick crashed. I have eaten and rebooted in Linux.

Normal service is now resumed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)
# LOL U EAT FUCKSTICKS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# tasty tasty fucksticks
(Shit! Did I say that out loud?)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:45, archived)
# "I made this 4 times in WINDOWS and every time I got to completion the fuckstick crashed"
COINCIDENCE???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# there u are, you rotter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Hhahahahaha
And as an added bonus, for a moment there it almost seems to morph into "FUCKTARD"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I don't like this type of fall fashion joke.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# ^this i like
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Anyone'd like this one, though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIqxuHXg34
"Your mystic jog-suits cannot hide / your competitive plague carries on"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# he's trying to sing bless his heart
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# England's most original singer, est. 1977!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)
# morphaha
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:01, archived)
# No
His final contribution to the world was to bugger Windows users from shoddily shopping him:

EVIL GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# new product from posthumous jobs
iFuckstick*

That'll have solved the issues

*most likely it's just a rounder, shinier fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Vimod and his newly invented potato trepanning tool.
Argh, filenamed. I wasn't too far off.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)
# You lookin' at me?
YOU lookin' at, me?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)
# o_________o
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Tool of today!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:19, archived)
# 'Tache of Tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)
# B& of Eternity!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Um...
Yiff of Yesterday?

just trying to fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:16, archived)
# coffee in a tea cup
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:28, archived)
# sacrilege!
of course it could be black tea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:39, archived)
# NO, BREAKFAST BLEND
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:41, archived)
# I don't know how to tell you this Pedro
but there is no "breakfast blend". It's just a silly name Brits invented to sell more tea to Merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:45, archived)
# wait, first you say that you dont know how to tell me...
then you fucking tell me?!?

the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# I LIKE THIS TYPE OF DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)
# oh no
b3ta.com/board/10564117
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Yours was much better Pedro.
It really was. It made mine look bad. It really did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:55, archived)
# i feel bad now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Yeah,...I saw that...................you looked really pathetic,...and I pointed and laughed at you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)
# I felt humiliated.
I pretended there was something in my eye, but really I was crying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Then I thought about how great Pedro Hin is, and what a talented fucker he is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Then I logged off for the night
because I didn't want to embarass myself by being on the same page with someone so talented.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:03, archived)
# your all makeing funn of me stop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Come on dude, tell us about the 'celebrity poo' series.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:07, archived)
# I bet it's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)
# You know...every time I use the toilet after Vimod, it's a fucking mess. Filled with shit and paper. He never flushes the damn toilet. Fucking nasty. The seat is always wet too. WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# You've been shit-p&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:20, archived)
# do what we did at work
put a sign on the stall which reads,

'Next time, go home
to take a shit'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)
# His country stinks too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:55, archived)
# becoz everyone shits in the streets there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Yup
I've been to London and I can confirm this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:21, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:55, archived)
# let us all
ask me about the 'celebrity poo' series i have been collecting for for ages
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Pedro please tell me about the 'celebrity poo' series you have been collecting for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:06, archived)
# here is a sneak prevue (SHHHH!!!) PS -- i have found that Kristen Bell likes to squat on camera -- like a LOT!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I (heart) U Poo............HAAAA HAAA!:D.................................................................................^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:11, archived)
# at least she is paper-trained
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:14, archived)
# :D :D :D......................see ya's o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:15, archived)
# She suffers terribly from vertigo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Rats and mice would be both a problem and a solution.

Click to embiggen
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Very Mice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Groovy!
Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
[challenge entry] and that's why I just torrent my movies
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea-sky things are everywhere these days.

&Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# god the eyes freak me out like fucks
so this is where Pete's Dragon went
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# damn right he likes the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Haha, ace.
A couple of years ago my mate Ian and I got told: "Will you be quiet, please? You're spoiling it." by some woman in the cinema, cos we were having a laugh and a joke AT THE ADVERTS BEFORE EVEN THE TRAILERS CAME ON.
To his lasting credit, Ian just smiled at her, laughed and said: "You idiot. These are adverts."
She didn't complain after that, even though we were sniggering through the film like Beavis & Butthead (despite being nearly 40), and the film being Anton Corbijn's "Control" (the one about Ian Curtis).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Sorry, folks -
I appear to be having one of my occasional tl;dr anecdotal evenings.
Remember the [Hide] button if you don't like big slabs of text! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I liked that movie
although I didn't find much to laugh at in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:05, archived)
# We just tend to find ways of making each other laugh whatever the circumstances.
It usually feels necessary.
But no, it's not a laff-a-minute gigglefest in itself. Fucking good film though, really beautiful.
Surely most of us here are capable of appreciating good art and having a juvenile chuckle at the same time? Surely that's kinda why we're here anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:07, archived)
# Asky
What should I use to make nice rounded shapes? I have PS (and Image Ready, etc)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# A potters wheel.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# How very extrude of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Which bits are the steak?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Some of the tits and most of the cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# The base of a can of soup, or Alphabetti Spaghetti or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# MM! nom.
I may get up and eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# bottom of your coffee cup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Haha!
You said 'bottom'!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# yes i did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Yay! Mindpiss!
*hi-sixes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# *tries*
shit, i think i'm missing a finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hey
I like your username
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I'll sort it out tomorrow. Promise.
Got to sleep now, though
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# re: you not twatting head on bog
I definitely didn't faint for the first time ever on Monday morning, channeling 12 stone of unconscious dead weight to floor via nose without the intervention of fall-breaking arms.
So I certainly don't look like a grim Detroit PD mugshot at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# ouch!
fainted myself a couple of days ago. fell sideways off my chair in my mum's kitchen. she nearly shat herself! had to lie on the couch for over and hour before i could even lift my head without feeling dizzy. luckily, i didn't injure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Never considered fainting before, so didn't realise how it works.
You're suddenly unconscious. Meaning:
If you happen to be moving forward at the time, you'll fall forwards with some momentum.
And, being unconscious, you're not going to put your arms out to break your fall.
Just like the 'stepping on a rake' thing, only with rather more force.
Mind you, nothing wakes you up like a sudden broken nose.
Wish it'd been filmed, it would've been hilarious. Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# with me
it was headache, dizziness, then my mum screaming and me on the floor. do you know why you fainted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# That sounds a tad unjust.
Like being moaned at for sleeping through your alarm.

"LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# it was more panic, really
she's a bit overprotective of me.
anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Don't let the bog-top bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I did faint once while walking forwards
Like the twin towers, I collapsed into my own footprints without the aid of external forces.

No bruises or broken noses.

I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Oh, but it does.
I must remember this lesson next time I spontaneously fall unconscious!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# doesnt look too golden to me
but i love the art work. whats inside? text or pretty pictures?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# It's what you'd expect from the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Arf! It's a fine sub-genre of children's literature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Well, if he can't violate Asbolina there I might suggest...

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha! That was my Bible when I were a lad. (I'd rather not say what I was doing with my actual Bible)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# You should post this in reply to anything the MogTroll says
also: Top post!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# This...in a museum...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)
# yes,
yes you do!

one flaw in your "cunning" plan....

"has posted 198 messages on the main board"

if that was TODAY i would think i was in for a shag!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i don't post quite that much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# 197?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# not in one day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# 192?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# i think the most i ever posted in one day was 127
and that was when i was off my tits on slimming tablets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# 189?
(if i keep his up could tip you over 200 tonight)
And also....
Whos your imposter/stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# you'll be lucky
i'm stupidly tired, so i'll be off to bed soon.
as to the stalker, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# I like him/her
It shows promise!

This month has been the month of the flounce/stalker/newbie troll....

It's kept me smiling, or is that wind?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# a combination of both, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# 196 today now!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# *counts*
75, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Anal........
Is it that time already hun?

Your stalker will be glad he missed this exchange!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
I'm very drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# don't worry about it
i got hammered last night and went on a rant at one of my mates on fb, saying he'd come and help me if he was a real friend. don't remember a thing about it! he told me today!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# It's a lie,
But I hope he enjoys his apologetic blow job!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# trust me, he won't be getting one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# DAMN!
that was me in stealth flounce mode!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# WOO!
Milestone, onto the tenth pint, 2 more to go then the box is done in!

I can go bed a man, flatulent BUT a man!

isn't this what i'm meant to do?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# do you torrenht?@
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
Now I'm more confused than someone confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# yeah!!!
What's that?
*gets more beer*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Where will you buy your beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# 24hr tesco,
2 streets away......
Luckily, I have some in the fridge, the trip was rhetorical to yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# *weeps* I want the _real_ Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# be careful what you ask for.
there used to be a cartoon called 'The Real Ghostbusters' and it was shite!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# although egon's hair was cool
and those lips!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# i can only wish that my hair was that cool :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# i wish mine was that blonde!
it's getting darker as i get older
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# What? The Real Ghostbusters had curly front-noggins!
And was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# meh
:P it was ok. I think I was just a bit old to enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I was 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# *soothes*
i'm here, i'm here. changed my username to something more befitting of hallowe'en, somebody obviously decided to borrow my normal username for a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I need to see you ripping the flesh off a live Turnball first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# can i do it with my tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
Warning, Team! This one may fuck you to death!

*Erm, Simon? Step left....*

not SM
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# I knew it was you, naughty lady. Not least because I always mark my semen with biro.
It takes fucking AGES and you never got back to me about the chromatograph. What in the name of FUCK am I on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# There weren't enough letters for Rhino...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# LOVE THIS!
it took time and thought!

Lots of clicks
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# It was always just a whim away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I don't remember morrisons selling whims!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Well, you wouldn't remember,
would you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I need sitcom wobbles to flash back now
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
After all these years you make me laugh.
Suppose I owe you one now...


Hmm. I'm still a cunt. Maybe it's not the company I keep. Maybe it's the trowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# yay!
Compo it!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Can you go to Morrisons and spell " Lamb's Minge" with the crisps or is this just a Tesco thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# French curves IRL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_curve

I have a bendy plastic one around here somewhere. In Photoshop you can generate bezier curves with the Pen Tool, but Illustrator is better suited to this kind vector graphics.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# I have various
french curves all over my desk. gathering dust, with my pencils and paint brushes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# I use the PS pen tool and play around with the bezier points.
It's a bit fiddly at first but if you get the hang of using keyboard shortcuts to control the tools it quickly becomes comfortable.
Should probably use Illustrator for that kind of thing but I've never been sufficiently motivated to learn it given that PS is so familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I usually make an Audi reference, but as you're so keen on springs


What about your spring collection?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)
# afrirican
and evocative
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Live Trace in Illustrator CS2 up
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# it just depends on the path-fitting and corner angle parameters
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Yeah but that looks like shit doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# A lathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)
# 'derning


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Bunny adventure! :D
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# that's a lovely spot for a picnic
you can leave your bottle of wine in the stream to chill, whilst you and your beloved sit side by side on a tartan blanket, eating tiny delicious things and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
after eating, you open the wine and sit in silent contemplation for a moment, taking in the beauty of nature.
then you down the rest of the bottle and go at it like rabid stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# A Mills and Baboon classic
in the making.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# happy days......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Ah, lovely.
Reminds me of John Martin's The Plains of Heaven, enriched with added floof.

(The original of ^this is about 20 foot wide, and fucking mindblowing. I think there's a JM exhibition at Tate Britain now or soon.
His better-known stuff is pretty much the exact opposite of this - Hell, the Apocalypse etc. Good clean fun.
"If I was in London, I'd be there like a rat up a fucking drainpipe" Birmingham Mail )

*EDIT* but - *splutters apoplectically* - they sodding charge you ยฃ12.70 to get in! Fuckers! Mind you, if they threw in free LSD it'd be well worth it. These are very, very large paintings.
www.tate.org.uk/britain/exhibitions/johnmartin/default.shtm
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# now thats a painting
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Needs more penguin etc, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Never to return.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Feeeed meeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
cat's mouth and eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Cats mouth, baby eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# baby what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Those are it's real eyes, just added a bit of yellow to them.
(well, pissed in them, but same thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# they look like gold balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I think you're warming to him/her/it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# it puts me in mind
of the baby in the dawn of the dead remake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I know i'm drunk now....
I just got another beer, poured it out into my glass and brought a can in too!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# heheheh
are you craving a fried egg butty yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# NOooooooooooooo
It's always hot pork butties for me! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i get that fried egg craving
and nothing else on earth will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I only ever crave egg in the boiled form,
Then it's gotta have a runny yolk,
anything past that is depressing!
whense drunenized you can NEVER get the timing right!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# place egg in boiling water
take out after 3 minutes.
eat with toasty soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Not good whilst time is bent due to beer!
And making soldiers, I have cut my thumb whilst drunk too many times to try again!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# set the stopwatch on your phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Doesn't work, it's an iPhone
Its in mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# fuck me, that`s horrid
nicely though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I think it's teething
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# it needs
milk!
(cheebatv, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Well it shouldn't have eaten all the cows then!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mmm
milky beef....
(cheebatv, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# COW MILKSHAKES!!
want one...

Or more beer

BEER! you loose
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Kill it!
Kill it with extreme caution!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# crush it with over-parenting!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse my PTOAP
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Very nice

* What the Fuck happened to Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# In my mind, everyday is Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Must have been a heavy night.
I generally only ask this question on Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I had a saturday
but I drinked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# near the top
sorry to be a bother again but if there are any mods about a certain /talk user really needs some kind of attention right now. kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# we shouldn't keep animals in small cages
we should put them in big cages, or give them the keys, for god's sake

/eddie izzard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# or put them back into the wild where they are being massacred
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# or in a burger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# SM!
I love you! (may be a messageboard exaggeration!) How you doing? Still fucking people into submission?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# only when they let me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
#
\m/- -\m/

You rock, lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Aye, but like the elephant man, you were always a big-head about it.
God, I've missed b3ta. I'm so fucking old.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pop this here as it is clearly fact and not at all shopped
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# should have them drowning on a decreasing iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# i first thought they were doing each other up the butt
also i think i can see a polar bear in that reflection or maybe its just drowning
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Like I said
Clearly not shopped, truefax of the AlGore

I mean have you seen how badly I removed those bears?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# It costs about sixty grand to raise and release a big cat such as snow leopard back into what's left of what was wild
only for some human cunt to ruin it all putting a bullet in it because they are utterly fucking disturbed in the brain and gain some rush from killing them as a trophy




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yeah, that is shit
but until other countries' governments get their shit together to sort it out, it's just going to continue, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# But we should keep the cage in the small box
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
but I think we had a thread delete.

I might start agitating for the delete button to be removed. It only gives people ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# And after I went to all this trouble too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# pudding tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I wish people would stop calling me tha.... oh the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# aaaahahhahahahaaha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I'd send it to Tony Hart if he wasn't so dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Thank you!
What a cock!
(in the derogatory sense, not admiration)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Fancy a cork screw?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# LOL
thats amazing :D thanks a fuck load!!!!
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# now THAT! is board worthy!
But don't delete as you will get spanked!

being hated on /talk is fine here....

90% of us are hated there!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Come along Podokesaurus


(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# arf!
needs a bigger head, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Refrains from saying
"Personally, I quite like a little head."
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# nice refraining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I knew you'd admire my restraint

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# of course
i've got a fine collection of them myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Is it related to Jeremy Beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Might be,
Then again on the other hand.
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# With those hands, Tommy Cooper, maybe?
Just add fez. Ah-ha-ha-ha... white rabbit, black rabbit
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# "Fezzes are cool!"

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Top hat fezzes are even cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Jobsey
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# 'Haku's Jobbase'
hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Now that's pod racing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the only freebase I fill ever woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Goddammitt I can't eat them now...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Hmmm... I heard that joke today on something I was listening to/watching on iplayer
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I admit I stole it from Mock the Week.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# ahhhh
It was driving me crazy trying to remember where it was, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Ed Byrne
(or some similar made up spelling to avoid issues with Equity)
And he ripped it off an american comedian that I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ed byrne. would.
him and russell howard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Russell Howard?
He wouldn't look you in the eye you know!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# heheheh
don't care, i'd just turn the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Then you might as well just pick the one with the biggest cock
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# yes, but i'd still have to try them both first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# They glow in the dark
The visions still haunt me
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# mmmmmmm, nice.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Watching Dave Chappelle on inside the actors studio
Hoping he goes on about Half baked
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# HE DID!!!
he said "it's a little weird for me being here on inside the actors studio because any second your gonna say "and then you did half baked" "
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# He did it whilst I was writing my first post about it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# haven't watched inside the actor's studio in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Lipton is smug but excellent!
Each interview is over 5 hours long condensed into 45 mins....
He does 14 days research into EVERY guest!
So he MUST have watched half baked!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# he'd be mad not to
last one i saw was daniel radcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Not watched that one,
Couldn't have been good though...
"then you did Harry potter"......
"then you did Harry potter".....
"then you did Harry potter"...
"then you did Harry potter"..
"then you got your man tits out in Equus".
"then you did Harry potter"

Must have been a bit samey
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# it was, really
i was at my mum's house, she insisted on watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I thought so...
Apropos of nothing...
What happened to that cock with his bottle out?

I was writing a large diatribe that went into the broken internets then!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# deleted, probably
i still think he looked like a young fred west
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# It was the 'Fro
Just said

"OOOoooo look at my lovely patio" to me
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# oh ffs
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Haha!
Got any disco biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# you can actually buy those now
they're topped with chocolate and tiny smarties, with a strip of caramel down one side.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Do they have any E numbers?
Or better still...mdma?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# no idea
but they're yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# clever :)
click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# oh my..
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# show about cats? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I have no idea
no idea had too much to drink
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Too much?
What's that then? *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# This bottle of voddy
and 12 cans of carsburg export!

(6 cans to go)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Pussy!
I've just cracked open a vintage bottle of methylated spirit. (5L)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Vintage?
over a week old then?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# ^ this is true
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I split a seal once.
Awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# careful they bite...
And have rough skin
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Steve did used to enjoy a bit of fried chicken from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogatu!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
'sup!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# where does that end???

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

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