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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# oh, that's good
took me a minute or two to even spoit it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# 1 hour until B3ta tv

Or as close as we'll get at the moment, with Brian Blessed celebrating his 75th birthday by swearing a lot on Fry's Planet Word BBC2 9pm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# You guys get all the good tv!
where's tim1701?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
The teeth, every night in my nightmares...

I see THE TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# This happens every time I sleep now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Tim has a great side-parting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I'll have you know that's a comb over!!!!

hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I am proud to share my b3ta birthday with him!
OH CALAMITY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Happy Blessed Candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Happy Candles finnbar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Brian keeping his hand in ice water and shouting bollocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Oh fuckit

have a dancing bear
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# where's simon smith?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# he looks familiar

we're clearly running out of source images on the internet :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# N'awwwwwwwwwwww!!!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# is he dancing to flashdance?
he should be dancing to flashdance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# looks more like MC hammer to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Tenuous excuse for repost!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# i'm having an 80's flashback, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I never...(Maria)

I'm sacrifice!! :D
(I already forgive him.)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Ah you love him really
So how are things in the sexually questionable anime business?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# google translate: so much to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I never forgive google translate
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# it has no humanism
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# TOAP!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I predict an army of angry dwarf nurses will attack you in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Sounds like a fantasy I had once...
Turns out them little feckers bite!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# I think you broke my internets....
I don't have a fine tune wheel to get rid of the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Taaaake ooooon meeeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# she is very pretty
shame its raining tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Y2iwCuMUs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# that logo looks like it was drawn by atomic.
its got his colours and style
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# it does a bit
this too ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RX8WM441L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

he actually has a pic of a skeleton that looks like an album cover an 80's crossover thrash band would use
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# in case you were wondering
that makes no sense at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# in-jokes will never be front-paged
I'm sorry but WTF?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# basically.........

But now she/he/whatever has.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# you'd wanna get a bandage on that pronto mate
seriosuly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# is that your hand?
what the fuck is going on with that thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# IT'S NOT MINE!
www.myspace.com/cheekeybeats/photos/3184241#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A3184241%7D
It's Ben Molesworth's

I have lovely thumbs...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# sho thmbs plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Right
poor old Michael Ellis
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# dude, you have got one fucked up thuimb
is Megan Fox your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I blistered my finger on the back door bolt before


its small but it hurts like buggery.
I'm fucking blaming that Michael Ellis for this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck barry!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# haha
I wasn't here but I've been piecing the events together like a broken mirror ever since...a broken mirror thrown across the room by a hatstand japanese woman
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Hatstand doesnt do her justice!
It's turned from flounce to apology back to flounce and now, well, even I am stumped by this one!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# I was much worse off; my fingers grew faces :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I especially like the empty white space. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# These modern Mr Men Books
are a real let down
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# who is this "Michael Ellis"?
why you "never forgive"?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# you cannot frogive him for we have all forsaken him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# by the way
what word are you claiming to have invented here? i've seen them all before
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# down in the courtyard they're waiting for me
this is last thing that i'll ever see
but i go to my death with no fear
cos i did what i did for maria
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Like a meme within a meme.
Never ending or beginning, on an ever spinning wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# You can't claim a statement as
original or copyright just because you fucking mumbled it one day.

I'm sure Michael Ellis has been told he won't be forgiven many times, by his mum, his girlfriend and various dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Pencil Thin
John Waters
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# v.nice
John Waters?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Vincent Price?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# he needs a bit of drool
coming from the corner of his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Maybe you should get a drool-shaped cursor
Then every pic could be drooling from the orifice of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# not every pic needs drool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# No but at least you'd have the option
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# John Astin as Gomez Adams?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Whoever this is, it's a good pic, full of character
It also gives me a good comp idea
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1385035
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# K
M.I.B
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# nice schhhtyle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] scraping the barrel don't arf wreck your fingernails

Previously on Betty and Marj

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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
you are a very silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Spinnaker!
Just felt like saying it. Carry on, b3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i sometimes feel that way about fish tacos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Not tried that
What kind of fish do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i don't
i just like to shout "FISH TACOS!" sometimes, usually when i'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'm going to make some
I've got a craving for tuna anyway, which will probably last a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i'm craving a bottle of vodka and 20 smokes
and i can't have them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# This Sunday shop-shutting business is a real bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# pfff
got to be good, hospital tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# all good things come to those who wait
that's where they keep all the best drugs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# oh, i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# There no bargain booze's near you people?
Jesus, they are even open xmas day!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I'm alright, having wine at my sister's
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# And just ignoring her to be on b3ta?
Good girl!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# She has a husband
They're doing dinner at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# there's offys everywhere here
it's liverpool, ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Your a Scouse Smash?
I always thought you where a southern ponce for some reason!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# scouser born and bred
unfortunately, i have above-average intelligence compared to the mouth-breathing locals, so it marks me out as being "a bit weird".
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# And you don't walk the streets after 4pm in your PJs?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# no
much the same way that i would never go into a restaurant in a swimsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I'm in Widnes atm.
At me mams dog sitting, hang on i'll go in the garden and shout HELLO...
See if you can hear me...

3, 2, 1, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# *listens*
nope, the only thing i can hear in the wilds of seaforth are the neighbours fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Seaforth?
Oh your way too far to hear me then!

maybe if you where in edge hill or wavertree you could have heard me.

The neighbours here defiantly did, I think they are calling the police.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# if you stood in the garden shouting Smash Monkey
i can't say i'd blame them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# hence the journey being so potentially hazardous?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# the code word!
ok boys release the army of midget ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I can hear them.
A whole crowd of high pitched gibbering. And switchblades.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# They were falsely imprisoned in the first place to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] If dinosaurs were alive today...
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# no
he is a cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# only if KFC gets bought out by Fishy Joe's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Kentucky Fried Cheneosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You're missing a "t" there in your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# The belligerent, all seeing eye of b3ta! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# DARE YE stare into the eyes of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *starts stopwatch*
*adds fifteen minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# *keeps staring*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# *tries not to look bored*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *stops staring, makes a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# *stops stopwatch*
*records time and files away*

*emails the abyss and tells it not to worry*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Why is it called a "stop" watch?
Shirley they start BEFORE they stop...
and they are used to measure the passage of time.

so I think they should be renamed to "Period watches"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Similar to this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10565162#post10565179

And still wrong.

Saying that birds are dinosaurs because they evolved from them is like saying that humans are shrews because we evolved from them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# More like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10565330
And is it correct to say X evolved *from* y or should we just say that they share a recent common ancestor?
On a related note: chimps have evolved more than homo sapiens since we parted ways (fun fact).

Also GEESE ARE LITTLE RAPTORS AICMFP!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# x did evolve from y.
The lower right leg developed to enable the x to stand better, giving it a survival benefit over the top-heavy y.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# or perhaps the y from x
it lost a leg enabling it to lie down more comfortably. maybe. who knows. one can only guess.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Maybe the leg just grew?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Maybe leg grew?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# All the cut absorbed by had it been a dog
Just mixing it up a bit there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I am a shrew
so fu%k you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I still like to think
if they didn't die out they would've had a few million years head start with the evolution and have kept us mammal folk down
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i replied to this once, before you moved it
i'm not doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# You just did
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Dinosaurs where wasters. Over a hundren million years of evolution and the best they could manage was eating, shitting and fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Sounds pretty good to me......
At least they bypassed mortgage payments with that line up.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Maybe they didn't die out, maybe they evolved into Chickens and became our egg bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
"CFB"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# has he gone flop-bot again?
/mrs. pomphrey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# haha Tricky Rex
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# My dog had a flop-bot yesterday.
Poor bugger had an arse like a teapot. She's better today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# your dog had a spout coming out of its arse?
that must have been uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# bet the tea wasn't so nice either
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i wouldn't drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Nor I.
I hope we've seen the last of it. I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# this is why i don't have pets
that and the fact that i forget to feed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Get a pet that can feed itself, like a cat or an alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# had a tarantula
they're quite easy to feed, just throw a bag of live crickets in the tank once a week. they sound nice when you're going to sleep, too.
until the spider kills them all, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah, and then it gets hungry and crawls out of its house and comes looking for you...
I really don't like spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# she was lovely!
she used to sit on my shoulder and watch telly with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Awww heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Does the same apply to boyfriends?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# i only feed them until they're completely under my control
then they're utterly screwed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# It's the only way, really
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# indeed
break them, have your fun, then recycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Haha
ive got 'Axel F' played on a cheeky trumpet in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# haha clicks
and slaps bald person's head repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# My
missus gran used to live on the same road as him. Jackie Wright
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# did everyone used to slap him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# He
was a strapping 6footer in real life - it was all a camera trick on Benny Hill...
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Ace
Empire's quote is great
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha, is it in 3D as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Aint it cool were probably paid to like it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# That image could equally apply to Rosa Luxemburg too - great shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't keep a crappy lawsuit down
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I thought of this whilst walking round the Supermarket earlier.


Click for bigger (154 kb)
(CjR Mix, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha, the future of Greek public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# That tank needs his money back...
Where did he go?
Michael Jacksons' plastic surgeon?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
random toap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Haha, what the B3ta newsletter writers get up to in their tea break.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Only in their teabreak?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# rob pays them in tea and hob-nobs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# i read that as hand-jobs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Tea and hand-jobs, such a delightful way to spend ones afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# that too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# one can only wonder how he expresses emotion with a face like that!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Gratuitous shopping-related repost?
Oh, all right then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# f.kin spanish inquisition
always happens to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Citizen Smith - 2011

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Oh how times have changed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah, A fringe lunatic like him in the 70s was someone to laugh at...
Now he's lucky if he doesn't get repeatedly shot in the face whilst running for a train!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# The fact is that was the whole point of Wolfie Smith and the Tooting Popular Front
to make a mockery of such socialists groups. Now anybody who talks in terms of revolutionary socialism is treated with the same contempt or labelled akin to the The Baader Meinhof and The Shining Path who were truly dangerous and extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Alex Jones was right WE'RE SHEEPLE!
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Choirboy famous for "Walking in the air"
Think he's a TV presenter now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# i dont get it
and that font is hard to read
and its too brown
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# What it's saying is...
In these politically correct and paranoid times, A lone nut like Wolfie Smith would never get away with attempting to over throw government without encountering the police and anti terrorism league....

And on the font, It does loose some clarity during optimization... But hold control and push your wheel on your mouse forward!

My set zoom is 150% because at this resolution some images can be hard to see...

*edit* also its the 70's brown is the colour!

Also, WATCH MORE 70s SITCOMS!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Power to the Mousewheel!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^this +12
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# In other news...
I made the top 10 in the stats this week.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i knew about the control zoom thing - its quite useful
but i dont use it often, as i never know when its back to 100%, and sometimes cock up some websites.

I was born in 79, so aside from a handful of sitcoms i liked as i got older like on the buses and some mothers do ave em, i wasnt that familiar with them. Citizen smith, right? Never saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I was born in '79 too...
But I had sky when all it was-was re-runs of old sitcoms and star trek.

Count the bumps you go up, then do the same back down to get to 100%
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# ctrl-0
resets it
(That's control zero rather than control O)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thenk yeaux, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you say that but there's a massive and peaceful demonstration outside the Houses of Parliament today
that hasn't had any riot police kicking off. Rob's there I think.

but that's not what people fighting the power want to hear I guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# You know,
I can find bugger all about that in the news :-(

You can't class an actual protest in the same league as Wolfie Smith, the whole point was that he was a stupid character who's ideas where dangerous and everyone realised it and pretty much ignored him.

BUT if he where to exist and talk like that today then he probably would at the very least be interviewed by the police.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I remember this first time around.
God I feel old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Yep me too
why did I have to get old!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] FFS. I didn't bring any bags....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# haha "Gonna need a bigger poopa-scoopa!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
Need more than a Tesco bag for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Asda Refuse Sack would be about right
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# is it poo weekend on b3ta? :D :D
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Only two coils?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Well he had to snap it off
cos his owner told him he was breaking the law
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Well I'm sorry, but anything less than 3 coils is breaking the laws of nature.
/poo-ologyblog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] iJoke

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Research for entries in these technology-related image challenges can be so dull
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# cos nobody really cares about Apple
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# *takes ultra-cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# A grimace to end all grimaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# she's unhappy because she has no crack left
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# more like faces of meth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
she?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :P
www.google.com/search?q=jennamarbles&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=567
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# There are non-sexual jobs you know
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Yeah,
I've had some of them when my Mrs. is pissed off with me...

Theres nothing worse than an angry handjob!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Angry BLOWjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# She grinds her teeth when she's angry...
I'm brave, but not THAT brave!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Fawlty Towers - 2011


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Are you having your own little comp here?
Modern day sitcoms? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# More of a realisation that 70's sitcoms would never get on the air now...
Plus I feel cynical today, so i'm picking holes in things.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Should see his fookin litter tray...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# mmm, raptor flaps
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# :D
Ninj on a sunday?
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Hehehehe
Hai matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Clever Girl!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# As it's Sunday...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Katy Perry's DNA?
sexeh

Youre getting quite good at these, arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# i used to try to do really cool animated ones, but they always look shit after optimimisation
so now I just focus on curves meeting in the right place, and moving things around until part of my brain says 'what the fuck?!?'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# i only need to open my eyes in the morning to get my brain saying what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# is that an image of the prophet muhammed?
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# nice
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# needs more boobs wobblage and shiny latex
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I wonder if Elmo ever got freaky with her
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# or mr burns
or moe syzlak

She luuurrves the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# By Elmo you mean Russel Brand?
or should that be Emo?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# she loves me :)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# She loves her spacehopper
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# brb, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ill take this one please
johnnythailand.com/2010/06/17/katy-loves-latex/

GREAT SUCCESS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# no way!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# and me
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# at least you had the common decancy to wear knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Yes and I thought it was Russel Brand who was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# she is wearing knickers
theyre just manky beige coloured ones
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# *whimpers at the muff burger*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# :D
going out bye
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# i never knew elmo had a tai...
oh! o.O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Just to be different
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
e's such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# HEHEHEHE

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Well there's a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# HEIL!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# As it's sunday
Under Stockport town centre

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and over...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yup that's stockport
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# loverly stuff as usual
I think I know those arches, just further down there's a girl that will suck you off for a bag of chips

you should come to Liverpool you'd love the Williamson Tunnels
www.williamsontunnels.co.uk/
yet one more reason why scouseland is far better than dirty ol manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# throw a dart in stockport and you find a girl that will suck you off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I was in Scouseland last week
They've really tarted up the place by the river. Cleaned up buildings, built new shiny ones... shame it's still full of Scousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Oooh that's clever
How is this witchcraft achieved?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
www.xiberpix.net/SqirlzReflect.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Cheers
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
#
some serious skills you have got there my friend
c?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ZOMFG that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# As its sunday :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (212 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (259 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
#


Click for bigger (203 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Meanwhile; in Glenrothes
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# goddamn furries
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# How very strange...


Something I did about a month ago, when I was still in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I hate spiders :(
Wasps are worse though. At 4 this morning I was woken up by my girlfriend screaming. Some bastard wasp had crawled into bed with us and was stinging her.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# My wife takes tweezers out to the bird table
She catches wasps and feeds them to our dionea muscipula.
She's so hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I'm waiting for my nepenthes alata to grow some decent traps and then I'll be doing something similar.
Wasps are usually a bit big for venus flytraps, yours must be badass.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# The trap opens up again in a few days and there's a flat brown wasp left.
She puts them in the compost bin but I think she should laminate them and hang them in the window as a deterrent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# holy shit
wasps are about the only agressive-will-fucking-sting-you-for-no-good-fucking-reason critters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# The other....
....is MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# yeah! what the fuck is up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# not quite a spider (i don't know what it is) but it was crawling up the wall under stockport
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# it's a fucking dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# WTF is that
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# its a bit of shoelace
with legs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# It's doing a poo!
Looks like some sort of shed exoskeleton, are you sure it was crawling?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# yeah I watched it for a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# it looks like one of those things form 'Pitch black'
(bovine intervention, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# wasps eating my apples. fucking cunts
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Little stripey fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# they're eating the mouldy bit too
they're becoming drunk wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I had beetles in my dad's tomatoes
www.flickr.com/photos/matthiounet/6089289726
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# finna pop, wow!
this is from a camping trip about 6 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10566532
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# so, Mr. Oleary has a spider/yarn fetish
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# :D
now do an animated version.

...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# there you go! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
nicely
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
:D this is so good :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# :{D
my reply has an unexpected comedy 'tash
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :)


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(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# spider hates it when it gets really windy :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm lovin' it


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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# its like a real photo :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
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(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Love thy neighbour - 2011
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# these are brilliant
my only complaint is you hid the amazing hotpants she's wearing in that first pic with the speech bubble
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah i did, thanks....

There you go.....

I think political correctness rules you spaz-mongs!! woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# if it's any consolation
my other half is one of them 'coloureds', and they loled
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# So did mine.
Being an American she'd never seen a lot of out "classic" sitcoms, thank God for ITV2/3/4.
(azgiles, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# It is amazing when you look back at them...
But looking at political correct sitcoms can be just as cringe-worthy...

Remember that god awful offering from Jasper Carrot, "all about me"? I still have nightmares about how saccharin sweet it was, I swear one episode would give you diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# what?
and did you mean "right"?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# No, the cops in sitcom town are down with it!*
*maybe a lie about an obvious typo.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# *fixed for future use
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)

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