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[challenge entry] Once you get there, YOU STAY THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe :D
pea for compo: just a normal day in b3ta city

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Soup Herb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# instead of throwing petrol bombs at baddies, would ernest have thrown exploding CDC's ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] police negotiations, b3tatropolis style
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# And the megaphone wasn't even turned on.
(gijoel, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha Blessed be!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't the city look magical, Brad. The mountains... the water... the moon...


Just for deadonist ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I did think I might have lit the touchpaper on that one...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Not really, but I think this serves to make the point that no image challenge idea is Star Wars-proof ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired by Bobby Bob Bob's post from down there a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# He right though;
YOUR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hey monkdagola
not seen you around here for a while. Did you go outside for as bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# How goes?
yeah haven't really been making stuff, so I've been popping in infrequently for a lurk.
You should go outside for a bit, it's SO bracing!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I went there once
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# France?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# o_o
You gonna have to splain dis one to me officah...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# he needs to de-conjugate his verbs*




*or something - I never did understand the grammar of grammar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# People called b3tanes, they go, the house?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Newbies they go the links?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone fancy a tour?


And before you ask, no I didn't 'shop the text in on the helicopter that looks like it reads GAY BOY :)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# :D
Best compo for a while me thinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# and very little scope for Star Wars posts too!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Do I hear the sound of a gauntlet being thrown down?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Yes, it's sparking a lot of imaginative posts so far
Seems like a bit more variety than the average challenge too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I knew Rob had a big chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# a big black chopper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and hes riding it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# unexpected absense of shark!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# It's the start of B3tenders
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Woa? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] We built this city on cock and dole...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Those balls look like they need emptying.
*runs*

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# You offering?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Sorry, it's not Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# And it'd be twice on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I bet the Ginger Fuhrer's office is in the japs-eye?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Leave Moggy Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Part of me wants to believe that Rob is sat in that Lundun
in a big tower like this, running B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# This looks very much like the buildings I made in Spore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# PUB ETS
* I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# *heads toward norks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# IT was either that of squits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *clicks furiously on norks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I can't choose between all those kittinz!!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you mind terribly if I posted this pea here?
If B3ta were a fantasy city...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Three hours well spent there.
Have a click for your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's too scary


I'm staying in!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# All roads lead to kittenz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Am I the only one disturbed by the lack of a certain crudely drawn phallus?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Personally I prefer nork-owners to lack a phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# You make norks sound like pets, that is outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# They're omnipotent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha, but you forgot Hull?
And Kittens with Norks???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Pffffft
Edit: Needs more incoherent Japanese English.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Ah, Japlish
The best of all the languages, is OK!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# TJ (sort of) - From the box top of my new graphics tablet
"Without too many unnecessary decoration, neat and flat is the style"
"Due to its flat, it is not only a Tablet but also a mouse pad"


Given how cheap it was to buy, I suspect that it's more Chinglish than Japlish.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# truth
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ^ This...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
pass me a truncheon, someone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Another day in b3ta city
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# (hisses bullies)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Is that from the Viz's I Can Make You A Sexist?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Well, no-one else has said it
Read the FAQ, you cunt.

Outstanding satire, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! This wins!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
It's survival of the fittest round here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Haha. Soupherb
Tits or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Laughing out loudly
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Too brown
And I don't like the font.

*clicks hard nonetheless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# This is too realistic to be satire?
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaa, winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Fucking Twerzes!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# hold on,
that's over 100K

fucking hamtouching bloody cuntrag

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# clicked
hard!
(spinoza, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] G'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Haha nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Haha a shed with a radiator!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You seem easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I'd settle for an outhouse with a parafin lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'd settle for a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Thats why youre on b3ta.
Because its a shed full of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
I've got a radiator in my shed. Two no less.
No internet cunts though.
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# haha
the pissing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my god! I found this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# arrghh! it's Jeremy Bin Laden!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
Oh Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# :) Jeremy you annoying cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I think this should win the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# it does!
you-win-the-internet.com/?n=Jeremy,%20you%20annoying%20cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# *instaclick!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# This should definitely win!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Click-tastic!
I've just broken my mouse. Bravo!
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# This wins.. and you win this...

Cuddly Jeremy Toy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# best of all the animals !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# In-jokes never get frontpaged

But this one should
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Love it, love it, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Mooooore-NING! Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Here we go again with the weekly QOTW vote. Vote now! Vote often!

Text message rage: Drunken texting? Auto-correct woe? TELL US

Four minute warning: What would you do - apart from have an enormous wank - if the sirens went off?

Food fight: Kitchen disasters, culinary tales and actual food fights

Tactless: Tactless is my middle name, you know (Lie. It's Michael)

I thought nobody was looking: Because what the world needs is a collection of stories about people picking their nose on the bus. I'm not really selling this one, am I?

Racist Grandparents: Fuck it, we like this one, but it didn't win last week. Tell us about old people who are naughty and a little bit out of order

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Vote closes: LATER
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
#
Close QOTW
Mini poll bar
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^What bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Yeah? YEAH?
Let's all go round truth fairy's house and...
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# nice colour at 6 votes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I'd wager my arse is cleaner than truth fatty's carpet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Thank fuck you're here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# 4 months and 26 days - has posted 7 stories and 904 replies on question of the week
But what will you then do with your time on b3ta???
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I think he/she is asking for help
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# UPSET
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# my grandad is so RACIST right
this one time he said this really racist thing, oh my god

x50 = this QOTW
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Upset enough to post
"Waaah, close QOTW!!!!" every week?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I don't do it every week
and it's a simple case of click link, copy/paste
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# besides, it's worth it for the number of
"NO, DON'T DO IT, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT UPSET!!" posts
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# methinks the lady doth protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# looking at the results so far, I'd say I'm with the majority here
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Or that you don't get irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# or perhaps its the wobblers who have difficulty understanding a joke
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# it's a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# yes, QOTW is a joke
and it should be shut down
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# you keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# it means you chubby feckers that get upset at the slightest provocation
no?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# egads, you're right
joke /jk/ noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. a practical joke.
6. chubby feckers get upset at the slightest provocation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Loving the effort here
NOT UPSET

EDIT and I thought you meant 'wobblers', not 'joke'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks for the clarification
but I didn't really expect you to understand anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# you're really terrible at this
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# HEY!
I'M ON A DIET!!

*continues to munch on bacon and cheese sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I just had a bacon roll
lovely
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# see how much we have in common!
we can build on this in a hands across the boards kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm currently wearing a pair of these...
www.toolsdiy.co.uk/shop/view/garden/4-pairs-latex-work-gloves/

It makes me feel like some kind of spy while typing

they are very handy for strangling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I reckon they must make your hands smell really nice
after about five minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# my hands smell of blood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Why is it sometimes I can vote again in 30 minutes
and sometimes in 1444 minutes X-infinity?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# It depends how the poll is set up in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And here we see the reason why I don't normally photoshop things
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# There are few laws in B3tatown
BUT THIS IS THE FIRST LAW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# *applause*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# makes me laugh every time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# haha
hey mods are pretty quick today, that thread was gone in a flash
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Arrest him under the CDC act 2001
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Nicely
This is the best compo we've had for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] OOOHHHHHHHHH YEYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# XD
w/y/h

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha
Splendid, this is exactly what would happen.

it's like the time i went to the IMAX

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# fucking hell
i remember that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# what game is it?
looks a bit speccy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Bugaboo the Flea
extremely addictive and frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# just found a remake for windows
www.box.net/shared/bnehmdkn0gcaze8i27rg

seems pretty cool.

i can imagine how it gets frustratin g
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# downloaded for android now!
*plays*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# It was called 'Roland in the caves' for the Amstrad. :)
Nigh on impossible!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# HAHA
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# IT'S NINE O CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL'S SHITE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# WAKE UP YOU BASTARD CUNTS!
TIME TO GO TO BLOODY WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# raagggghhh

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! o clock, and all is well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "Take a break everyone. Back in five."
(moistness, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha.., Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Very nice!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# :)
are they on a world tour?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# :)
The diver is clearly on his break as he's got his Chinos on.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I can imagine the shark sipping a latte..
"do you think I got the emotion of the part right? and what about the lighting?"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Then going off to the dressing room and whispering to itself:
"I could still play The Dane, I could still play The Dane..."
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# and when breaktime is over...
(Dekker, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# top posting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Nice one
I think the shark/helicopter/bridge meme is my favourite of all the memes around here
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] graffiti would be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Never heard of him....?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
#
She
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# it's something to do with /talk
which is like the middle east of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
# *burns your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# he's a talk boarder who threw a hissy fit, got banned
signed up again the other day and spammed all the boards.
Standard "me, me, me, me, me" troll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# So a bit like LS18 then? Just with the spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# did LS18 sign up again?
is he moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# T'was my first thought?
Not so sure now though?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# sounds like he'd be pretty pleased
that there's been a compo post all about him and a subsequent discussion

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)
# possibly
but I don't believe in the "pretend someone never existed" concept, especially when there is a joke to be had
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# totally this
i think its great
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Still don't know if it was actually him
but his past behaviour makes this sort of accusation difficult to deny
His proper account is still up though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Mortal Wombat and no play makes b3ta...something...something....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Go crazy?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# why thank you
don't mind if i do.

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# DON'T MIND IF I DO
*spams boards*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Are you
left-handed?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# nope, why?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# your writing slants to the left, which i believe is especially unusual for a righty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# ah,
or it could be because of the graphics tablet being at an angle
or simply the fact that I was squeezing text around the windows

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Did you throw away the Hole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# My god!
What a mesh!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Haha
Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# who leaked this out?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get started, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Aaarggh teh Fear!!!
Maybe not such a nice place after all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ZOINKS!!
I'll pea for the compo here...


(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Sweet fuck of the deep!
That's immense!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# This challenge is going to be fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Like
Great use of a great cover to their first really, really crap album.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *dons 3d glasses*


*punches screen*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE B3TA CITY


If b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there? What would the buildings look like? And the inhabitants? Answers, please, in the form of this week's challenge, as suggested by Bourbon Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Whoa - earliest time for an image challenge ever!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# *braces himself for cities scaled by sturdy girls*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Suggested by Bourbon Fox.
However, the original idea was by Haku.
So props to both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# I thought about making a pic with Hogan smashing down buildings
And decided that if I could be bothered it would win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Happy Ning Day B3ta....
'Kitty' was first off the blocks yesterday with Carmen Argenziano and Simon Le Bon (playing with his ball bag).
The 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' made a return from a refreshing B3ta break with Takashi Tsukamoto (whoever she is).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:18, archived)
# and let us not forget this bunch of muppets...
John Cleese, Kelly Osbourne (that has put me right off stripes) and Emilie Ullerup.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Well, seeing as John Cleese is in there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Mine didn't tile, just to fustrate that bit extra ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Wow.
This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# 'Nings!
Never heard of Ullerup but she's being stored in the fwap bank.

*edit* Lost Boys fwap material Jamie Gertz for tomorrow please.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# You have a Fwap Bank?
Who else is in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Here...
www.addicktedsfwapbank.organ
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Chubby LeBons ballbag Fondle Time. Ace!
Matt Smith for tomorrow, I guess. I have no idea who anyone else on the IMDB page is.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# You have no idea who Julia Roberts is????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# lully
Annie Potts for tomorrow pls.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaa quality Takashi! Annie Potts tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# DENNIS FRANZ / Sipowicz from NYPD!
His doughy face should translate rather well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeremy Clarkson's Chase HQ
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)
# hakuna matata
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)
# don't worry, be happy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:18, archived)
# hang loose
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:24, archived)
#
one says she's a friend of mine
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:27, archived)
# keep on truckin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)
# hang in there baby!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)

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