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[challenge entry] Shy retiring nocturnal creatures that they are....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Oooooh! Happy candles to me!!!
Cheers Ghostie!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# To my shock his wife was in fact a man who had the hairiest ballsack I have ever seen
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# This the fella?

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Damn it, that's the one. :(
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha and woo
Happy Candlez !
: D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Oooh ta!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Haha
Cheers Herman!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# HAPPY CANDAAAAAAAAAAALS
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ta!
*blushes
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yay, happy candles.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# slight Dagobah rot on the underside
in other news, nice infographic of what the new iPhone costs:
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/iphone4s.jpg
Ā£370 profit margin, nice!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# If I send you the £112.89 can you build me one then?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)
# it says at the bottom, manufacturing costs are an extra £4.99
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Tell you what,
I'll give you a fiver, treat yourself with the change.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# BUNGLEE!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Merry breast?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Funny Crust ?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahh
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Isn't all bread "cooked"?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Bread is made by cooking flour and water etc...
but then, when you cook bread, you get Funny Crusts (as CanonCaliber said)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Cooked flour?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# goddammit!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# + everything else
Lots of R&D work, support, those apple shops look expensive from the outside.

I have no problem with companies making money. That is their sole purpose. Apple are no different. Looking at it I wouldn't be suprised if their was £100 pure profit per device max the real money is made selling you the music and apps. That and you will have to buy a mac because itunes is garbage on the PC.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# The bulk of Apples profits are direct from iPhones
arstechnica.com/apple/news/2011/10/despite-record-mac-sales-70-of-apples-revenue-comes-from-ios.ars

Proceeds from iTunes would go into "Other". It's not clear where proceeds from apps go, but probably into "Other" - and besides, there is no Earthly way they make the "iPhone" purely 30% of app sales at $1 a pop.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# They can be a bugger to park.
Also, a bugger to unpark they can be.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this here :P
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Very nice. While we are dropping things here...
Thanks to 'TheSundaeLunch' for Bike Bird source.

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Ha
Perfect. Got a ILT clicka
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Why do my pictures
always look better when someone else plays with them? *Flounces*
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha.... I thought about doing this as well.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# :D)
What are the odds of us both posting on the same post, at the same time, when it is this far down the board?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# What are the odds you are both spazzing on a slow Sunday?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Ninglepops
Out of ideas, RG? :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# 'ningles
I was bored the other day and registered www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com :P
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Needs more Japanese Hentia Art and cut fingers :D
\o/
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ooh, that reminds me I must post a pic of my teeshirt sometime
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ning Riverghostie
Can I do a trade in on a hardly used T-16?
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/T-16_skyhopper
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# NING B3TA! (oh why am I shouting???)
I was out on the lash last night, but yesterday 'Drunken Miss Hopeless' said "If you're up to it, Whoopi Goldberg and Art Malik for tomorrow".
The only other one I have added today is Tracy Scoggins as she has lovely norks a very nice top on.



* Now, does anyone have any good hangover cures please?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# The best hangover cure is breathing from a tank of oxygen. It actually works.
The accessibility of which depends on how many scuba-diving supplies shops near you are open on Sunday mornings.

Any progress on the Larry "Wild Man" Fischer front?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Having an oxy-acetalyne torch to hand is also useful.
But make sure you only use the oxygen tank, or the results could be different.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# It'd still get rid of the hangover, though.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Ooo thanks
and he was done on his birthday, the 6th Nov

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, beautiful.
Sorry I missed it "live", but retrospective thanks from me.

Larry's CDs can still be bought cheaply, btw, but probably not for much longer, what with him having copped it recently.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# This is how I survived ward rounds on a friday (the local nightclub did NHS discounts on a thursday)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# a full english
it's the only way to go
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# * Kickstarts the frying pan...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Is that the one were the man gets sucked off and then makes the lady come using his moustache?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# * Puts the frying pan back on the shelf and waits for answer...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I'm fairly certain a 'Full German' involves coprophilia.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# A saline drip.
Failing that 3 crumpets, lots of tea and a day in the countryside with fluffy leopards.
Should work for me anyhow.

Also 'ningles!

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Looks like your going to have lovely weather for it.
Have a fab day.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Thanks matey!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Brand Nings FTW!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Some of my mates at med school tried that a few times.
They always seemed to wake up in a bed full of blood and saline.
Apparently cannulation skills suffer a bit when you're drunk.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Water (plenty of it) and Paracetmol - drink as much water as you drank in beer/wine etc.
👍
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I think I may have to combine these...
Paracetamol and as much coffee as I drank alcohol last night, followed by a full English breakfast with crumpets.
Then pop to the scuba-diving shop for oxygen while heading out for a day in the countryside with fluffy leopards.

Fluffy Leopards? - What is that about???
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Maybe a typo and you should go jogging in the park wearing a fluffy leotard?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Go for a really long run listening to death metal on max volume.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Two good ones are a big bowel of spicy noodle soup
has to be simple with a clear soup and just veggies and some chicken.

Or my hangover stew. New potatoes parboiled, chorizo, paprika, onions and garlic all cooked in tomato and basil soup for about 20 minutes.
Works a treat.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# A nearby supermarket used to sell a hangover drink.
Unfortunately it didn't really work, and not only that but it smelt and looked like piss. Last thing I would want to try and drink if I already felt pretty sick.
For hangover you need to replace missing salt and fluid. Best thing I've found are those soluble orange vitamin C tablets, couple of those in a big glass of water seem to work well for me. Think the vitamin C does something as well. Otherwise try one of those poncey isotonic sports drinks like powerade.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Or eat a big bag of Haribo Cola-Bottles before you go to sleep.
Seems to work for me.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Lots of tea, lots of icecream
and not getting up early just so you can make birthday pictures
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Is it your birthday?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU, RO-LAND
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :)
more BeeR
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Drink lots of water
Tomorrow's birthday girl - Louise Brooks
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Irn Bru apparently works well
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Yay... I'm now waiting till the 8th of August...!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# It's only fucking sunday
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Box Freestone?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)
# The police are going to find where you've hid the bodies one day
If you keep giving them clues like this.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Where you hid or where you have hidden.
/username
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# meh!
it was early on a sunday and i'd only had one cup of tea.

:D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# NIng Paul_P...
Loving your work, where is this one taken?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ty WB and Ning
It's taken in a sewer under the High Peak
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The best sort of Sunday!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Nice...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# mwoof
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# PIG!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 5:12, archived)
# fuck, i really am bored
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 5:21, archived)
# This is giving me the fear.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Here. It'll stop you from doing anything worse.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 5:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:10, archived)
# holy shit!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
#
With Rabbit and Eeyore nowhere to be found
Piglet decided to play with Pooh!

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:59, archived)
# poo jokes are forbidden
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 7:03, archived)
[challenge entry] In Soviet Russia...


(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# *adjusts glasses*
ow!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:31, archived)
# HE'S COLOURING FAST
colouring drawing a line
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe the joke is, "In Soviet Russia...The Lizard colours Hugh"
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Fag!
And, a left footer at that!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Well, one has to make an effort, doesn't one?
*remixes*

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] One most certainly does not
or one would never have posted this piece of crap on the board:
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Oh come on,
You know you've been working on it since Wednesday.

:p
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# well, very nearly true
though it was something like the 4th image posted to the challenge. it had a profound impact in shaping people's approach to this challenge, stretching the boundaries of "colouring the lizard" to include a bold mixture of psychedelia, popular culture and cutting satire, and i don't think it's too much to declare that the undoubted success of this challenge - for there have been numerous successes - can be traced almost entirely and directly to this image.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# good lord
i never even entered it into the challenge! i must say, that rather takes the wind out of my "it never even made the fucking popular page on the first day!!!" rant. one feels rather... foolish now.

i think i shall enter it forthwith. an image of such seminal importance should not go ignored.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# well, i like it
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:13, archived)
# as well you should
an image of such seminal importance is sure to attract many detractors -- consider, for example, the adverse reaction to williams' "a study of tractors" enacted in marbles, or cohen-aspidistra's daring "contracts and retractions through the medium of cataracts" -- but there will always be those of discerning taste and it is apparent that you are one such
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Yes, indeed.
*EDIT* pic changed due to NSFW concerns on a Sunday sodding morning, ffs.

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# needs more lizard
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Yes. I can see the benefits.
But I can barely lift my arms any more.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:51, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Noted. Changed. Better?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# But then
There's "The Blue Girl"; "Whistler's Father"; and "The Embarrassed Fart", although important works they are generally overlooked by the gawking masses.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:03, archived)
# it was his "prelude to The Scream"
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Lizardry!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)
# My reptile-creativity knows no bounds.
(Except the ones I've just arrived at the borders of...)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:11, archived)
# borders are for losers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Top clouds
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Chamemeon
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I coloured the Liz


(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# You couldn't even post a 16p stamp for much less than a quid these days.
And the rate for letterbombs has gone through the roof.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# the 16p
came with the head.
I was going to mention it, but the ammonium nitrate was stinging my eyes.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# you coloured the liz, hard!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Yes, Yes I did!
(see filename)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Lizard
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Arf!
Fave Jam sketch
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I love that sketch
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# FEED ME LITTLE GIRL

NOM NOM NOM
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# FUCK
I bought Skyrim yesterday, I should have made my character look like bar
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Someone on here made Freebase in Saint's Row 3.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I always start off with the best of intentions (ie, make a grotesque-looking dood with every feature at the extreme end of the scale),
but end up making one that just looks like me (ie, a grotesque fairly average-looking bald dood with a hefty, undisciplined beard).
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:52, archived)
# yeah, i chose an orc and made him look rasta
jah mon
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# I chose a wood elf thinking I was going to sneak around with a bow and arrow
Now I'm running into the middle of every fight with my battleaxe.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Obamanomanomanoma
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
# That's one of my favourite Grateful Dead LPs.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] So I just colour the lizard and I get a prize?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)
# The theme I was going for here is that this lizard is in the desert and he is at a bar, also it is evening time.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)
# ... and the landlord said...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# ...sorry - this is just a mirage
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# we retail alcohol not lizards
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# something about monitoring the situation
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# it's gay night to night. specifically women on women...
You should fit in fine though as they all les hard.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:52, archived)
# yay lizzard at a beach bar
/edit- fucksocks :(
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# This to win.
/ac
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# i'm clickin this as this forum is shit
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Alright mongy
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:44, archived)
# sweet as, you cool?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Cool beans here.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# WOO YAY etc....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] this comp is a load of morlocks
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Epic... beautiful
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Excellent, love that film :)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Today I put in a gravestone for my Grandmother.
Never done anything like that before.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)
# did she pay you? or is it a bit of prep work
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
#
Nicely coloured though.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# That shows ever sign of madness
Woo!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# best yet!
wyh
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Dance off :DDD
youtu.be/NJQduiZe8CYhttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10600655
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Woo!

Give me 5 mins and I'll make something
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Right, just made this. Took me 5 minutes. It better get FPd or there'll be hell to pay.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :D
This Took me 1hr:D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hendrix cat is a left hander.....!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
#

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#
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Was that Thomas Bangalter walking in front of them? o_o
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Have an oldie

(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Have old one :D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I'm not sure that Cat DJ's relationship with his decks is entirely appropriate
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# He puts his heart, soul, and penis into his music.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# i see nothing wrong
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#
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#
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#
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# Haha

(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Awww, poor dead pope craves Cliff's winkle.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)
# We do need some kind of award for Best Explanation of Juxtaposed Images
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# "'lady' gaga"'s let itself down in recent years, hasn't it?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
#
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# CLIVE!!!!!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 3:41, archived)
# If it don't get FP'd I'm leaving b3ta.... ;-)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Don't worry, I've made it 400 pixels wide so they've got no excuse.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I'v started making all my pics 401 so I'm not disapoited ...!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Glow sticks a rowing....
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# WOO! :D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I'm singing "Never gonna give you up".....
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Never gonna FUCK around and gurn at you~
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Puts on bat wing jumper and tucks it into my jeans...!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
#
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#
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#
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# No time to make any new ones, today..

8(
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# make new one NoW :D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# They're ozzilating ..!
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#
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# Hahaha, one of my faves :)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nice Zipbase
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# it's brian peppers isn't it?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# They got da moves!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# LET'S ROCK ON DOWN........
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Funkeh tiem
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# bloody brilliant
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# You can't beat dancing to pendulum ;-)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# funk on, my funky brethren!
i'm off to watch jason x.
g'night all!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# g'night :D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# G'night.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
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#
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# Hahaha... this is why I want to get sent to jail....!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Best dirty protest ever!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Swell! Me and the fellas sure did give the ol' warden the willies!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# He don't suffer with sciatica,,!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Nighty night :)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# The Bellamy Boogie
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Source video here
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# COCKDANCE
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# Return of the Cockdance 2

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# Hahaha... the tramp from the flower garden...!
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# Yeah he's actual a mental climate change denier now though
and patron of the homeopathic society :(
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# Yay.. ;-) it appears I just don't have the moves to compete.....
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# :D
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# Hahahahaha
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# I love this
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# Something is telling me I should have made more than one dance gif ;-)
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#
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# cant find any

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#
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# amidoinitrite?
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# I do like those hammstaz
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#
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# Angus McRedex
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#

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#
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# /shudders
/loads Glock
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# Where does he live then? Fore O'Four?
*slaps self*
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# Am I late?

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# no :)
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# Thumpin'
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# hahahaha
Hooray :D
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#

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#
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# HAHAHAHA
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# This is getting out of hand. Call the cops!

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# Haha - what?
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# HahaH Fuck the cops :D
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# Hahahaha!
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# Yes.
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# shake it! :D
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# :D
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# oh boy, oh boy! :D
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#
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# yeee haaaaa!

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# bring it on!!!
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#
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# my only danzing fool

(who has recently departed, BTW.)
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#

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# YaY:D
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#

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#

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# That top one is reminiscent of something.
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# :D

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# Meaty beaty big and bouncy!
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#
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# GO!
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# Hahaha fuck yeah
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# Hahaha!
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# 8D
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# I love the way he suddenly stops when he notices that they are laughing at him and not with him...
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# Horry Cow
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# with enough fireworks, it'll be very horry
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# Good ol' Kim, flaunting the "less than pleased grandmother at a wedding" look.
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# this :)
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# why oh why
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# CUBSH WIN!
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# Always thought this would happen
if a cow ate a firework

CFB

Going to watch Isolation on Film4 later. Apparently it's a horror film with cows.
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# cows go moo, not boom
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# chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo
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# Actually they swear.
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# NO BLOODY YOUTUBE!
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# Fowl-mouthed chickens
I'll be singing this all weekend
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# Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you?
Tis a great film...
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# KUNG POW!
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# isolation is a pretty weird film, saw it about 2 years ago
also, i'd like cows more if they exploded
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# Oh yeah
Especially if they flung hot beef burgers everywhere as they did so
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# that would be a bonus
but i fear it would only mean a pat on the head...
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# you're soo gonna to get hurt
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# probably
also, IT'S FILM TIME!
tonight's choices are:
28 days later
zombieland
jason x
resident evil: afterlife
bill & ted's bogus journey
eight-legged freaks
dusk till dawn
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# From Dusk Till Dawn; fucking excellent film. :D
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# I just got Zombie Apocalypse from NetFlix, so I will be watching that :)
eight legged freaks sounds kinda fun
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# JASON X!
Worth it just for the bit where he kills one girl in a sleeping bag by twatting her with another girl in a sleeping bag.
:D
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# in a bivvy?
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# Nah mongy.
open air, he wouldn't have had enough room to swing her in an average bivvy.
Sorry, I guess this takes it outside your remit.
:(
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# also, it's some form of hologram technology
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# that is funny as fuck
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# "Let The Right One In"
C4, 23:30.
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# seen it
atmospheric, but a bit shit
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#
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# i'm getting barbarella flashbacks from this
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# you know what?
i'm gonna go with jason x
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# Heston Blumenthal
is working on this idea as we speak.
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# Exploding animals always get my vote
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# no youtube :(
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# You prolly seen it
it was the clip where they blow up a whale with dynamite.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
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# yep, seen it
blubber nuggets everywhere
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# ah one of my first youtube LOLs
The exploding whale trick -- gahh-rosss!!
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# Coincidentally
when I was a kid I had a similar experience with some French bought bangers and a cow pat.

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# delicious results, I'm sure
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# valin?
woo :)
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# No! Look at me!
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# :D
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# *waves*
happy evenings Mr. Toats
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#
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# My first spang.gif
I shall treasure it forever and ever and ever :)
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# hahahahaha
I await the sequel where he paints the front of the house with "outer Mongolia".
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# Oh Yes !
*awaits*
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# oof!
fuck it, i'm off to watch merlin.
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# haha
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# Bwilliant!
That must be Aimee Mann on the left, then. *film geekery*
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# No idea, I found her on PBase.
and ta! :)
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# *readies frying pan*
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# Oh you bastard :D
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# hahah * applauds*
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# I've lost my spanging pic.
You're a very lucky boy.

And woo.
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[challenge entry] Woo

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# tsk tsk tsk
also - thread deletion LOLs
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# Oh yeah,
Just realised that Scottish bloke took his link and ran!
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# haha top spangage is needed here!
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# oh jesus
oh jesus christ no
oh jesus no
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# Oh FFS!
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# wunderbar
clicks
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# today I have been mostly making clothes for my dollies
Left 2 Right: Deri Air stewardess Shelly Beech, version2 with real clothes and stockings - still need to sculpt the hands and add the hair;
Steampunk Hellboy and Twit;
Deri Air spacenaut Wanda Lust with retro bubble helmet (plastic xmas balls from poundland)

soon for sale on the Art/ mask making site and Deri Air site (free music downloads if you're into lounge)

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# ok
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# Hellboy's spooged everywhere and blown his cock and balls clean off
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# Been there, done that.
Wait...
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# He's been playing with his one-eyed monster
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# nice hellboy
also, *THREAD DELETION ALERT!*
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# Huh?
Spam alert shurley?
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# both, i suppose
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# Whuh? Where? I missed it!
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# reposted it again above, the spamming cunt
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# Oh right.
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# poundland saves the day
looking good ! gaz me when you post the finished piece
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