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Selleck is NOT AN ANIMAL.

(Hazeley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)

These hostage videos are getting cruel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

surprise new president steps up after Sepp Blatter resignation

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

Where the white girls at?

woo!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

Excuse me while ahh whip this out....

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)

Ooh, it's twoo, it's TWOOO!

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..wil, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)

The president is a near!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)

Kinky!....

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)

Why wasn't that mentalist in more stuff?

He was so much fun!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)

I was just thinking that

and Madeline Khan

edit:(someone needs to shop her singing to those german stormtroopers in schindlers list for the compo)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

PUNS!

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I can't help but wonder why he was in such a rush....
He was in a time machine for christs' sake!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)

Because, genius though he was...

...he was also a total fucking drama queen.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

Madeline Khan was in a ton of stuff.

Mainly for US TV. She's not done much in the past decade or so though due to being dead. The same goes for Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) too.

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)

OWL ong?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)

The life-cycle of a dandelion (Taraxacum)

CFB

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

edit: put googly eyes on inappropriate objects - image challenge :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

I like this.

*prepares penis*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)

I like this idea as a pleasing form of urban graffiti, bit like that knitting colourful cosies for street furniture thing,

harmless non destructive funz for lolz, I'm sure parking meters would benefit for example! And them ugly ball shaped concrete bollards, too, with the addition of a smiley face, very nice! ;)

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..wil, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)

I have been doing this in and around Bristol for the past year.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)

Photos or it didn't happen!

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..wil, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

I have requested this before and it got Poo-Poo'd

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)

It should be requested again, I'll try it

edit: done :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)

* Votes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

subtle tagging there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)

I had a corner to fill

more than anything else.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

Lord Manley?

I don't get it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

Have you tried spending a little more time on your appearance and personal hygiene,

buying some new clothes, getting out to social events and, dare I say it, lowering your standards a little?

It will come.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)

\o/

Very well done Sir

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)

is he looking for his nuts?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)

Hehehehe

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Ninj, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)

ning you two

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

Ning Bilbo!

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Ninj, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

Have this NWOT

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

Ha ha! That's actually really sinister.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)

Hahahahaha

Congrats on the FP Baz!! :)

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Ninj, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

This is so true if...

...you're my sister.

At the age of 29 she still can't watch E.T. but would happily watch Alien 3.

(BinDipper, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)

hahahaha fucking hell

That's good.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

WTF?! Frontpaged? Hell yeah!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)

Wonderful, at least until it does the prison warder face lick from Terminator 2.

(Benzyl, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)

Noooo!!!

Don't make meee phone ho-ome

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simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 7:33, archived)

Bloody awesome

"Gimmie my Reece's pieces!"

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)

ruddy brilliant you cunt!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)

I likey! :)

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

R2 DDT2?

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)

reminds me of " i found this i think it should win the compo"

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)

More sir, please can I have?

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Ninj, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)

I always knew there was something different about that Yoda, I mean Oliver kid . . .

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)

Oliver kid?

The Captain's son?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

Why is the cowardly Lion beating on 'D2?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

See the mighty robots from the Battlestar Galactica fight the gay robots from Star Wars!

The homophobic toasters.

"Toasters?" Is that racialist?

I need to stop reading the Guardian...

(xaer0mancer, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

I'm through with this shit. I'm just going to walk the earth...

Bigger at the blog.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:59, archived)

yay

you reminded me to go back and compo this www.b3ta.com/board/10604718

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:37, archived)

Happy Monday Ningles B3ta!

Yesterday 'Drunken Miss Ho' requested VAG CREAMS of Jobyna Ralston (I can't do VAG's of black and white people), Ingrid Pitt.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)

'DMH' then added Björk... (seconded by 'dazbrilliantwhites') and finally, 'RedHouse' requested Goldie (givesmethe) Hawn.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)

Ning WB!

Scarlett Johansson tomorrow please... she's so delightful.

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dogbomb, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:57, archived)

Gah!

What a month! another second please.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)

Oh, Ingrid... you mad crazy vamp you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)

Ning Wobblers. Great work as always. Scarlett Johansson tomorrow for research purposes?

....and if you have time, Jamie Lee Curtis as well? :oD

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)

I have already started my research on Jamie and it's going quite well...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)

How do you guys know all these celebrity birthdays?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

We have a copy of Robs little black book...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

moonpig

.cum

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dogbomb, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)

We get invited to their parties

Edit: Seriously though, if you want to join in, this is my usual very-easy-sauce en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_22

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

I use

www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=11-22
I'll add Mariel Hemingway to the excellent list of VAGs, and Terry Gilliam.

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)

Oh FFS I am going to have to get up about 3am to do all these!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)

:P it's only 4, same as today!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)

Oh yeah, it looked like more because some of you were secondeding and thirderinged

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

And besides, Gilliam practically draws himself

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)

The Brandow face on Harold Lloyd seems strangely apt!

Tomorrow, Terry Gilliam would be a good 'un.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

I think my favourite today is the Goldie one, this really came out well..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)

Secondeding

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)

Cheers.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)

They're now happy soup :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:39, archived)

Hoorah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:40, archived)

Yey!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:45, archived)

oooh i have these in my garden

will go and buy some googly eye for them ASAP

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)

I have done this with dandelions,

but I cannot find it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)

I have a small liking for googly eyes too

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150113063414789.320699.681164788&type=1
Fb link

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)

"This content is currently unavailable."

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)

Thistle do nicely!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)

that's a turnip for the books

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)

made me smile

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)

Monday Morning!

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dogbomb, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:35, archived)

this one made me laught

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d d, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)

^ What she said

*but without the 't'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)

^what he said

but with a P

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)

RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)

plaugh

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

Nice DB.

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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)

Well, sure it's got a certain... mystical quality... But it looks nothing me!

(Virulent, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:18, archived)

Hahahaha

This needs more love

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)

needs more gate keeper

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)

Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

(sillygoose, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

It looks nothing me either

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)

"Christmas comes prematurely."

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:08, archived)

Let's call the whole thing off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:25, archived)

I actually agree

but the movie was funny! :)

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)

Hells yeah

X-mas is just bad art. Harold and Kumar was pretty ruthless to it though.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)

i only want to help you roland

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)

fuck off you fat racial stereotype, you're cramping my style

said roland

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:56, archived)

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(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)

Ahahah, aw.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)

..................................a bigger, better, brighter dawn.....................................

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)

Lovely!

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)

Nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:40, archived)

i don't trust

those motherfucking smiley bastards

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)

two wrongs

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)

Cunt him in the fuck Flanbase!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)

Yippee..

I stole this thing from Rapitinui.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)

YES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)

Best thing ever!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 6:26, archived)

hahaha!

Yes!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)

is this dress too sexy for 16 year old girl?

She would like choose a dress for a party.
is this dress too sexy for her?
:(
I don't think she could wear this.She is 16 only.
Your proposal?

MODEDIT: Spammer. User deleted.

(aimadinging, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)

fuck off and die of arse cancer.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)

i don't think they heard you

shout louder but towards the mods

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)

See this, that's your Mum that is.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)

Yes. Now fuck off.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)

Why has this fucker been allowed to do this twice? Fu'sake

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)

10th time at least.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)

2nd on this account.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)

How many comedy accounts does one need?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)

I suggest we complain to HICHINA ZHICHENG TECHNOLOGY LTD.

Registrant Address: 3/F.,HiChina Mansion,No.27 Gulouwai Avenue, Dongcheng District,Beijing 100120,China.

tel: +8610.64242266

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)

And risk losing the hot Korean fashions?! No Way!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)

my sister looks so hot right now!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)

I know!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)

hey! i paid for private!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:57, archived)

I'm a street walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I am a world's forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys
Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonates for me
Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology !
Ain't got time to make no apology
Soul radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight
Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penetrates my mind
And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
Forgotten boy, forgotten boy
Forgotten boy said
hey forgotten boy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)

ok then

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)

I've been to Nagasaki, Hiroshima too!
The things I did to them baby, I can do to you!

Refrain: 'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama
And I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start erupting,
Ain't nobody gonna make me stop!

I drink a quart of sake, smoke dynamite!
I chase it with tobbacy and then shoot out the lights!

Refrain

Well you can talk about me, say that I'm mean!
I'll blow your head off baby with nitroglycerine!

Refrain

Well you can say I'm crazy, so deaf and dumb!
But I can cause destruction just like the atom bomb!

Refrain

I drink a quart of sake, smoke dynamite!
I chase it with tobbacy and then shoot out the lights!

Refrain

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)

I am a victim of the science age, uh
A child of the storm, whoa yes
I can’t remember when I was your age
For me, it says no more, no more
Nobody rules these streets at night like me, the atomic punk
Whoa yeah, wow
I am the ruler of these nether worlds
The underground, whoa yes
On every wall and place my fearsome name is heard
Just look around, whoa yes
Nobody rules these streets at night like me, the atomic punk
Ooo, ahhh
I am the ruler of these nether worlds
The underground, oh, oh
On every wall and place my fearsome name is heard
Look around, whoa yeah
Nobody rules these streets at night like me, nobody, ah
The atomic punk

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:51, archived)

i'd like to teach the world to sing

in perfect harmon - i'll get me coat

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:00, archived)

a better version

I'd like to teach the world to sing
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then pull its pants down to its shoes
And chase it through the rough
Then tie it up with bonds and straps
And check its purse for change
And leave it out at Moose Grin Hall
With our cousin, who's deranged
It's the real thing...

(National Lampoon, early 1980s-ish, as I recall)

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:51, archived)

on of my favorites in Junior High (yes, I am old.)

So long, mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter
You can see me
On your TV.

While we're attacking frontally
Watch Brinkally and Huntally
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute of the agonizing holocaust. Yeah!

Little Johnny Jones, he was a US pilot,
And no shrinking violet was he.
He was mighty proud when World War III was declared.
He wasn't scared, no siree!

And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:

So long, mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home
Although it may be
A pile of debris.

Remember, mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:58, archived)

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:05, archived)

No it isn't!

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:33, archived)

Busy little fucker, aren't you?

www.google.co.uk/search?q=aimadinging&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=0Hf&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=imvns&ei=wLbJTr33MtCT8gPZ4K14&start=0&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=606

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:29, archived)

What a twunt!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:48, archived)

BOILING PISS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)

But these are exactly the type of fall fashions which have gained in popularity!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:49, archived)

we can never have good times

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:53, archived)

are you calling me a whore?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:11, archived)

Hello, on the behalf of IT proffesionals everywhere I would like to say

You SEO people are an absolute joke and have the technical ability of a jacket potato.

Fuck off and die of arse cancer.

_{(let's see if we can manipulate Thor_sonofodin's post up instead! :V)}

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sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

Please die.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)

This would have been so much better if there was higher resolution source!

(Fly Projector, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)

or, you could have matched the quality of the cat to the quality of the original pic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:35, archived)

i did this

then i realised they spinny things are called rotors on a helicopter, not propellers.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)

droopy tits?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)

no ...'rotors'!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:25, archived)

Yes, and soon to be rereleased in 3D

Warning: Contains Celine Dion

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:54, archived)

aw, i just started watching the clip

my son asking me "what's this? what's this dad? is it star wars?"
surprising not considering the link came from b3ta

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:14, archived)

Or you could have used a mix of

gaussian blur, sharpen and a slightly transparent mask to match the cat to the picture...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)

This one is larger

s3.amazonaws.com/assets.onioning.com/000/013/082/13082_original_1298027651.JPG

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)

thanks

(Fly Projector, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)

Essex house? What is this shit hodjey?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:54, archived)

Long lunch...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)

you wanted to make it bigger?!?

fuck :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 1:20, archived)

Don't make me make it bigger.

You wouldn't like it when it's bigger...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:27, archived)

Another one not Straw Wars

de-ris

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)

Where's the badly shopped death star?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)

film was an homage

to the other overused genre director

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)

Don't eat slugs

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)

Oh, there is it...

I hope you'll note that I'm not compo'ing this piece of crap.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:14, archived)

I admire your integrity :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)

If you must

then put it in the viewfinder too!

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)

Done

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:30, archived)

Arf!

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tubaman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:44, archived)

I've come top of a completely unrelated compo because I missed entering the previous one by a few hours.

Compo what you like.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)

I'll just slip this in here...

(Virulent, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 6:37, archived)

You know what I hate? Oranges and Jewellery...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)

I could just go for some golden grahams.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

Phew. That's better

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)

She looks better with the glasses.

And what have you got against citrus fruit?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)

fake

no ring

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)

actually, not bad.

don't quite get why you would, but that's not important right now.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)

BOILING PISS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

ROCK HARD BOILING PISS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)

now empty the shelves :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)

They'll be empty after Thanksgiving

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)

but is it funny?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)

Sorry Mu.

She just put the Golden Grahams back...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)

Aw, DUDE!

Wer mah Grayams at?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

They've gone to the same place as the flowers

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)

I still see the reflection of them in the scanner -- all is well

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

Haha - foiled

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)

\o/

I love you Pedro. You and your donkey.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)

then please save him

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

Really? I'm seeing something else.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)

Am I really seeing reflectoporn

or is it just wishful thinking?

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:07, archived)

Reflection?

What reflection?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)

Now shop in a piano and animate it

and this whole little journey will have reached its conclusion

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

I hate guys that get in the way of hot photoshoots!

(Fly Projector, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)

There's a guy in one of those pictures?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

It's Epic Beard Man!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)

AMBERLAMPS!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)

Improvement?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)

Hahaha! Now this is good :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)

the man with 2 right hands

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

My donkey was killed by a man with two right hands, you insenstive bastard!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:00, archived)

Your name is Prequal Montoya, he killed your donkey...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)

\o/

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)

Fuck, I can't save your doney too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)

Goddamn it, Mu >:(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)

Copy/paste/done

I refuse to spend 20 mins matching arms for a crap one line joke...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)

equally suited for wanking

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:11, archived)

If you cross your eyes her tits jump out the screen and punch your throat in

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)

you know what i hate?

sobriety

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)

me too

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)

that's why

i'm off to get ghammered now.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)

g'night.

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)

i've got to go

as i'm so horny trhat if i don;t go to bed right now, i'm in danger of developing termihal RSI

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)

over sharing

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)

Fuck's sake smash. Just do what the rest of us do and nip quietly over to a porn site.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)

Watch out for the ghammer rays!

G'night

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)

Hear hear!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

Your 'shopping skills are amazing

could you point our exactly what you have 'shopped.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)

Looks like he bought some golden grahams and oil of olay

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)

if i boil piss

is my kettle still safe for my morning earl grey?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)

As long as you don't boil the piss in the kettle

your tea will be fine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)

it's you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

Pedro I'm surprised at your tone.

Perhaps I've judged you poorly but you didn't seem to me the sort that would hold a couple of death threats against someone.
Frankly I feel let down, if I'm honest about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)

well, last night a couple of the girls here convinced me that waht you really want

is to do me up the wrong-un :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)

Either way you'd be fucked.

But let's put that behind us now.
Lol.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)

that's good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)

yes it is, and stop calling me earl grey

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

Lol ur totally earl ghrey

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

rofl, and your totally earl gay

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)

Lol I'm a knobleman.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)

i thought you didn't want to be called colonel mustard

after the great cluedo snafoo of '98

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)

i dont want to be called anything

especially not late for dinner - ROFLMAO

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)

F.U.C.K.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)

Fuck

Has Lady Grey passed away? I always find this stuff out on b3ta. BBC have yet to mention anything.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)

i believe the title is extant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)

4evar in ar cupz

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)

oranges are not the only fruit

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)

RIS

Is this the cast of some god-awful yank drama?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)

i think so

one of those 'post-apocalyptic society' soap opera thingies

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)

no,

just Steven King's - THE MIST.

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)

ohhhh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)

Yes then...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)

kind of ;)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)

Not "kind of".

Exactly like...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)

no,

kind of.

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)

kind of exactly like

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)

not seen the film

but have read the short, and even for King it's lacking in depth, believable characters and a decent plot. I can't imagine the film adds all of those things. Doesn't it have a Wahlberg?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)

To begin with the film plays like a low budget Sci-fi

But if you stick with it you'll be almost in tears at the brutal despairing ending. It's quite a remarkable film go watch it honestly.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)

compo it

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)

Good night :D

www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/goodnight.htm

(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)

O_0

* Goodnight H...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)

Noz Vat

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)

g'night herman

this is giving me some seroius horn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)

Freebase, or the girl on girl oiled up action going on?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)

not freebase

it's been so long sinc i've had some action, i'd even allow my twilight-loving shit poetry-writing ex access

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)

O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)

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