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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha, aawww.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hehehe
you old scamp, you
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# yeh
I bet she has!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Great work
Needs more wallabies with tits though
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# That's more jollyjack's department than mine
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Good man
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I drew a squirrel with tits once and a comic about a crab with tits
but I managed to quit before I got in over my head.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I want my money back :(
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Arf
: )
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...TOTALLY woo
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Good work!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Very good!
Everyone always clicks
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
works every time

haha
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Excellent!
*cleeks*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# haha actually clicked at work
and then clicked again
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:49, archived)
# You rebel you...
;)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# So good, Rob tweeted it.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh wow I was not expecting a FP
Thank you all for you nice comments :)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Nice one.
Incidentally we have a mutual friend on fb ;)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I am now curious to know who the mutual friend is and who you are :)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *click*
But can we have the one with the actual bappage now?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# aww bless
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha!
quality.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] they're not born tall you know
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha............................Ostrich Mangles Giraffe
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# NSG.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Anything mangle related reminds me of this.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# oh thanks for posting that
took me right back to my yoof that did


i discovered Derek and Clive and wine all in the same day :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Back and forth back and forth
That's just torture. Ostrich must be stopped.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# she's not being nasty
it's a purely cosmetic procedure
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Ah, that's alright then.
Damn these vain giraffes!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# You're brilliant cakey!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Twit With Advanced Turbo...................................beep beep :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Wiiiiinnnnaaaaarrrrrr!!!!
Hahahahahahaha
*Click*
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# He's off to buy a high-powered rifle for the next Public Sector Strikes
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# The greatest car ever made :D
I always made a point of getting in the one they had in Early Learning Centre every time we went in, until I got too big for it. They've ruined it now by putting eyes on it
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# yes, that's him alright
woooo!!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I would have said it was him too but he wouldn't be seen dead in a red car!
Strictly Tory blue or Brown-Shirt Brown - saying that he wouldn't want anything to do with Brown either.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
that is awesome
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaaa:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
haha luv it
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# LOLIRONY!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# in fact... this is actually pretty good
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Heheh
Is BASTWANK the 'in' thing now?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# It's an old meme I thought would be appropriate for the compo
I can't for the life of me remember what it was supposed to stand for, though
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I remember that - we are the lemon lol'd me hard
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Needs more cowbells.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You just gotta gimme me cowbell
I need more cowbell
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# \:D/
BASTWANK!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# he's got a spade shoved up his jacksy.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It's actually known as a trenching tool.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Or "tool, trenching" to be precise.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# BASTWANK
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# BASTWANK
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# BASTWANK!
A welcome return for BASTWANK.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Now available !
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
# BASTWANK
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# ehm... what?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Spoon bending
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
Spoon bending er
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Did anyone do Mary Poppins - A spoon full of scag?
I nearly did but didn't want to open photoshop.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# will this do?

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# have a totally related pea
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# pff,,, whatever....

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# The power
OF SUGGESTION
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Psst - there's a new compo.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# old one is still up
best off sticking with that for now
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] You tell 'em, Albert
Albert
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# What does he know?
He hasn't even discovered hair gel yet
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A lovely pair.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Yes
yes there are
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# That Clarkson is definitely a right tit
but which is the bigger tit, there's only one way to find out.... FIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHT!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# too late
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face.
He's off the hook even if they find maddie mccann in his boot. I didn't make the rules.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# BASTWANK
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Spotted on a recent trip to Freo


Only gently shopped
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# *hearty applause*
*clicks*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Shopped only etc
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# FAQ MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU READ IT?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# OH YOU FUCKI- oh, you've shopped it. :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Oh ffs!
Oh it's you! :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# TRAPPO!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
I do like this.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Mr Chatterbox
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# *punches monitor*
Sorry. It's an automatic reaction when I see Mr/Little Miss Chatterbox. The neice has a stuffed toy version of this character which cannot be turned off & likes to start chattering even when lying undisturbed in a toybox.

Edit: How rude! It is most woo and no mistake!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I used to have a Mr Chatterbox puppet
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!
*Click* :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# *avoids*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it safe?
Cock &
Ball
Torture.

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I don't understand this week's compo :(((
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Toap
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
But I'll give you a Twix for that tennis ball
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)
# You've clearly gone mad.
A twix for a tennis ball?!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
It's OK. I have a bag of Malteasers still to eat
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# CBT?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# what is cbt normally?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# A motorcycle proficiency test, but that's not important right now.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# + and don't call me normally.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I assume she means cognitive behavioural therapy
and has mixed that up with electroconvulsive therapy
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# But this is Nazi Dentistry rather than electroconvulsive therapy.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Carefully Brutalises Teeth?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Canine Barbarian Tendencies?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Canesten Blugeoned Twat
Er..
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Criminal Brushing Technique?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Crudely Breaking Teeth?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# He's obviously no good at what he's attempting to do.
Dustin Hoffman's fallen asleep, dammit!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# O.W.Ls inbound!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# you're like a machine!
a toilet, specifically
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Some effort went into this!
And for that, I salute you
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Im loving the sal-mon one.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I want a pet Overheard Woo-hoo Launcher.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Very much this /\
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Fact:
There are very few people who have enough owls in their life.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# This is wucking foo!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] spotted on recent trip to freo..

(not shopped).
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Wow, you formed a company called IFAP and printed out huge banners to be distributed around the country?
How very ambitious (and subversive) of you!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# O_o?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10619720

Aside from being completely identical how are these two images different?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# That's Bindun
b3ta.com/board/10619720

I still don't get it.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Tonight, on It's The Mind, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before,
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# that what is happening now has already happened.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Didn't we already do that.. or something?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I'm Doctor Pete Venkman, and until next week:
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# RPT?
Edit: Short for repeat, repost and Real Picture Thursday.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# YS IT RPT
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I'd also like a bode joke
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Okay
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, I love this :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)
# You've already posted this... and it wasn't funny then.
I
Fucking
Annoy
People
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
I've not
Found
Another
Picture
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
#
Image
Fuckup,
Attempted
Poorly
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# QOTW vote- press your buzzers now
* Conspiracy Theories - What's your favourite one that you almost believe and why? (shezam)

* Greatest Deception - "Years ago I 'Shopped a copy of an MOT certificate which I presented as legit to the local constabulary after being stopped. Despite feeling very guilty, I got away with it. What's your greatest moment of successful deception?" (ThatNiceMan)

* Impromptu Games you play Part II - "Sure, we've had it before, but it was a hell of a long time ago. So what little games have you invented to pass the time while bored? Preferably while away from the computer" (Godwin's Lawyer)

* BRAIN FAIL - I regularly try and open my frontdoor with my oyster card. How does you brain let you down?




(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I pressed my "buzzer" and it came off in my hand
I might do it again, it was fun
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# shame it doesn't actually buzz really
in real time - everyones click making a buzz annoying the fuck out of the board
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that'd be (one of) the best things ever
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# These might help
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# *tear rolls down cheek*
El Dorado...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I have a friend who used to be a bus driver he's big on conspiracies
sent me a load of links about chemtrails yeah I might spend a few minutes having a look just for the sake of a balanced debate but really I'm not expecting owt world shatteringly conclusive.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Got to be conspiracy theories......
....love em. Did you know the Sun killed Gary Speed?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# And Michael Jackson
They were playing a looong game, but they did it so they could use the headline "Want to be starting some clink"
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Did he make wings out of feathers and wax and fly too close?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Bummed some dude and got caught.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# If we do Greatest Deception,
perhaps JollyJack can finally come out as Mogarangunsu.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# +c
ogarangunsu egatron
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I fucking love Transformers
Greatest Decepticon it is
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't think much of this week's compo to be honest.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Phwoar, look at the size of them!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I was considering just posting a massive pair of jugs
but would have probably had the working b3tan crowd baying for my blood.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# JUGS JUGS JUGS

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Jugs are indeed very fun to play with :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# indeed, who can resist a lovely pair of jugs
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Gay people, I guess.
Or the lactose intolerant crowd.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# some gay chaps might like wobbly man breats
O_O
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Well you get those 'bear' types, don't you? I'd say it's a safe bet.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Mrs Breats
Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# She has lovely milk jugs
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
God! I'm Going Away Now; This Image Challenge Justifies Underwhelmingly Gay Submissions.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Well played :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger cage
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# It doesn't exactly fire me up either.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# there's fuck all wrong with the compo ANY week...
it's the fact that people run with half-arsed ideas. The compo is just a suggestion.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I guess everyone has their own vices when it comes to compos.
For example, some people would love the idea of a compo like this, whereas I'd rather have one like spiders, which almost won yesterday.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# this weeks compo sucks goat balls
one word compos are much better and allow some great interpretation of the word
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# perhaps if you understood the concept more it would be better
take existing and recognisable acronyms NASA, RSVP, etc and make a joke around those
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Will do. I'll have a proper crack at it later on. ^^
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Big 3 Tits, Attack!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Twin Intelligent Thought Stoppers?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, was all I could think of. Quick and dirty.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# what does REDX stand for?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Really Excellent Demonstration of Xylophones
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# k3bab!
what's happening?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# not much I thought I'd stop by see how the board was getting on...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# it's having its ups and downs
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav
'sup, dawg?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# K-Mart!
Life's throwing it's challenges at me, but I feel I am hitting them back hard with a big stick with nails in.

How's stuff going for you. I understand you are in lurrrve!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I am indeed matey :)
I saw about you getting burgled on *whispers* you know... that other place :(

*manhugs*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# ah cheers
it's become a non-event really now as we didn't lose anything, but Mrs S binned her handbag and purse and bought new ones (women!) and she's having fun and games with her bank in issuing new cards and pins. Perhaps she'll learn to lock the door when she come in now eh?! ;D

one of the scrotes has been caught apparently, but I expect he will just get a slapped wrist
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Sadly that's probably true...
Good that you haven't got to go through too many insurance claims though.

My dad's leather jacket got stolen the other week, so he's claiming for it and new locks on his house insurance. The hoops the insurance company are making him jump through are ridiculous! First, asked for a receipt - he told them that it was a few years old and he didn't have it, so they suggested he wrote to Debenhams and asked them for a copy receipt - the fact he couldn't remember when exactly it was bought, how much it was, whether he bought anything else at the same time or how he paid won't matter apparently...

Last time I spoke to him he'd sent them three pictures of him wearing the coat, and they've asked him to re-send them by email so that they can blow them up O_o
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# oh dear!
we've not informed the insurance company and won't mention it at all anyway, as it will still count as a loss even though we don't need to make a claim

and an update. they've all been caught and their haul discovered!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Yay! \o/
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Well done, coppers!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# The National Anthem of REDXSTAN
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Zing!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# *very slow hand clap*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Do you not like?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# was it worth it's own thread... or the effort?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck off back to /talk then you nonce!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I am a nonce because you aren't funny?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Wasn't trying to be. It just seems to be the requirement of acceptance for /talk.
Hence why you fit in there so well.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# you weren't trying to be funny?
so, what was the point of the image? Are you making a deeply philosophical statement? I'm such a confused nonce right now.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# The image clearly isn't funny granted and like I said, was all I could think of.
Get over yourself.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you don't HAVE to post an image, you know...
/board wont grind to a halt
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Haven't you heard the expression "...its the taking part that counts"
Regardless of if it's great or crap, just giving it a go and contributing! Some people are so fucking high and mighty on this site!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# good luck with the autism
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Good luck with not being a cunt for the rest of your life.
I have suspicions you may struggle.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
# *dribble dribble*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# *very slow hand clap*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# How can you be lovers if you can't be friends? :(
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# He's from that place they call /talk.
So straight off the bat, you know there is going to be something seriously wrong with him.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Terrible racism.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Guilty your honor!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm back... what have I missed?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Probably more competition entries that don't meet your exceedingly high standards.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha...
you utter fruit!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Don't you have a message board to keep alive over there in /talk?
I hear it's dead on it's arse these days.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *very slow hand clap*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# This appears to be the only comeback in your repertoire.
Are you sure you're from /talk?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yes... because all of my replies in this subthread comprise of this very phrase...
plus I've only said it once more than you!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Awwww. Have you resorted to telling your little bum chum mates on /talk about me?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# erm... yes?!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Last Word
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# its
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Shop the BBC Breakfast pair in there & I would agree
Bill & Sian I think
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Don't watch it myself so wouldn't know.
Grabbed the first one I could find.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I think this is the correct pair of newsreaders anyway.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# alright, own up, who voted for this weeks compo?


the last few weeks have turned up some cracking images, this week's idea is meh
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# VOTE? MEH? HAKU?
what do they all mean?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It wasn't me my comp suggestion was smothered by Fraser putting SFW only condition on it
most people would have been able to judge for themselves how far to take it, but as soon as Fraser said "SFW only" then everybody just shrugged off my suggestion it's not like we don;t see dozens and dozens of cdc all day long here on b3ta.
Just see below
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I don't see why he should have needed to put his foot down, it's blatently obvious when something posted here is porn and when it's cartoon comedy
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# That's what I would have thought
it didn't help that he called it Sex Olympics when my suggestion was Sexy Olympics with the footnote "sexy up the London 2012 Olympic Games" which doesn't necessarily mean sex or cdcs.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *tugs on sleeve*
'lo miss! Y'alreet?

I've finally got round to getting that tiny space hopper for you - I'll get it posted this weekend :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Oh thanks so much Kerry - Sally will love it \:D/
hopefully it's quite durable she can chew through metal girders lol
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hmm, it might not last too long then...
...but it was only £3 so the world won't end :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Thank you I'm sure she will love it.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# it's a bit of a re-imagining of an identical compo from back in 2005
're-imagining' - that's the hollywood name for it.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I WANTED SPIDERS GODDAMMIT!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Well, when *I* voted for spiders, spiders were well in the lead
I suspect foul play.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I'm disappointed that it's not spiders, too...
Apart from the fact that the board would have given me a raging case of the shits all week, I had a couple of images I could have posted.

One of them is *gasps* brand new!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# one word compos have generally been pretty good because they allow a lot of scope for intepretation of the word
new acronyms? what a load of tosh
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# TOSH: Totally Out of Shallow Hummus?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# i didn't vote
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ohhhh
aren't you fucking great, eh?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Anarchy!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] And fuck you John Terry whilst I'm at it.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Needs more cdc
on those balls.

Have a click.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Seconded
Or have an American style "presidency" where 2 terms is the maximum.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah American style presidents......
.....a totally flawless system.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] army units
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# pfft -- it looks like GNOPSQUAD is in full force
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
did you see the Promotional photos to join the Polish Army on /links yesterday - class.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# that's a bit hema innit
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# CICSCLCB?
I don't get it
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Genuinely thought the guy on the top right was Sylvester Stallone.
Woo!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I thought second frame left was!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# He likes to insert himself anywhere he can
Unfortunately he has to do it on his own these days

*innuendo/Stallone makes films so he gets work lols*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Mictoboy in the 4th frame?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Does Micto have a great fuck off rotor coming out of his back then?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# *massive office lols*
Fucking hell, I've missed this place... :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Not a fan of the army then?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# or...
the Royal marines
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3ta :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *Wants!*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^u^
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# -_-

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *bokes*
I'd nyom the hell out of the chocolate and biscuit but mincemeat is wrong

Top shop though!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# It'd only be like Fruit 'n' Nut!
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Precisely!
Blergh! Urgh! Horrible stuff!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Hurrah - as it's Xmas
I dug out a photo of last years party at the Base house...

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice!! :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# click for the sauce - it's even funnier!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Bloody hell fire!
:D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# you do realise Kraft will steal this idea
and then sue you.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
They've seen it already, but did nowt about it ;(
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# fucking 'merkins
comeing over here, buying up our chocolate companies.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# That should sell!
But wouldn't it be more "authentic" if it had little bits of black and white minty crackles inside?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

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