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# obey your new dual-brained, cat-eyed overloard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I didn't realise he was one of them, too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Takes all kinds of co-conspirators to make a world...
(sorry I'm so late - been busy watching Sherlock Holmes on ITV3)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Apropos of nothing...
I was just watching an episode of only fools and horses on youtube...
I noticed that there was a subtitles button, and pressed it, it uses "googles voice recognition" to place subtitles up....
youtu.be/DA6Mq-j91Z8
I have never laughed so hard in my life!
My favourite so far has been...

"I bet it was him that stole your contraceptive pills"
Which came out as
"Not but it was a medical contraceptive pills him online searched very slack"
It's actually given everything on youtube a whole new level of humour!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I've played around with that, I got similar results.
I am surprised they leave such a misbehaved feature up there.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:59, archived)
# I think they should leave it as is!
The episode is very dry and cheesie.... This feature made it hilarious.

*edit*

In the last part it came out with a classic....
"yeah, maybe"
came out as
"landmine monstrosity"

I'm not going to sleep tonight, just badly translate videos till I pass out.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 4:01, archived)
# You can't make this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ...but i just did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Hi.
I like pictures drawn by atomic on b3ta.com/forums
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Ok i might be addicted to Freebase! O_0
(Fly Projector, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:44, archived)
# The truth is out there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# *looks out the window*
hey! where'd all of the leaves go from the trees?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:37, archived)
# It looks like a woman's breasts?
Spammity, spam spam spam.
(sokillni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:36, archived)
# nice & big
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# I don't think it's big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# *edit* It shrunk...!!!
...The picture did too.... o__o...boo!
(glad i snatched the big version) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# CAPTAIN!?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Wheres the click for HUGE?
Also, edit, compo, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:52, archived)
# No no no!
make it big again or I shall flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Ahhh business as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Fuck to the Yes!
Dibs on the one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:43, archived)
# But...they're all on the left!
I blame the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Dibs on all the girls.
You can have James...blame the booze... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# SHEXSHEE TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Fuck off and never come back, how about that?
他妈的关闭
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Whato Foxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Ey'up! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:56, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Lie on your stomach and arch your back. Hum the theme tune to tales of the unexpected as you do this.
Slowly insert your head up your arse and keep pushing then take a deep breath and bellow SHITHEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Swami?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=65oS6BYEfr0
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 6:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Shopped only etc
*autospluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# 7 toes.......*droool*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# HEY!
I'm trying to eat here!
Jam on toast has just lost it's appeal for me...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# pfft!
RPS
also -- what do blue-collar rednecks do on a slow day?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# bring out the gimp - kee-kee-kee! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# allwronggnorwlla
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:45, archived)
# i was there, today, witnessing the horror
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Yeah...they fucked that sign right up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:35, archived)
# I do love your mutant lady 'shops.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
# all females are mutants
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# sexy mutants
with extra soft bits and rounded areas.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# now your scaring me :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# And extra toes.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:20, archived)
# This interests me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Is that a banana in her pocket or does she just like her dawg...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# UNCLE DEATHMAS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# What a lovely festive scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Is he delivering or collecting?
(Nice piccy, as ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# He is a collector of souls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Collector or Harvester?
Does he just take them when people are done with them, or is he more pro-active?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# He is a collector of souls!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)
# This does not answer my question :(
I'm afraid I must regretfully unsubscribe from your publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# HE IS A COLLECTOR OS SOULS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I fear I may have to write a strongly worded letter to the Guardian about this behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Uncle Death will see you in his chamber now...
...uhh...to discuss this further.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I AM NOT AFRAID OF BAD UNCLE DEATHMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Right, I'm out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# ahahaha wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I robbed it from tonights Have I got news for you....
First attempt at avi to gif.....

Was a swine to get down to under 500k though.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# It would be funnier if it was run backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Haha, yes it would
Do it Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Back by popular demand...


2 is enough for me to be a whore and bow to public opinion.

*edit* and it tiles too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# He's smooth like that.
Now connect the two... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# er....

This 500k file limit is a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Pfft! PedroHin could snap his fingers and it would be done already.
(I suspect he's a Christmas Elf) o_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# akshally, I was working on it, then I started seeing these and said 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# E.S.P.!!! (fucking amazing!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# it's da clique, awg. byt the way who is the 3rd clique guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:47, archived)
# It's reserved for mofaha...but he's not returning my calls.
He's busy with knitting or something...I don't know.
Super Secret Clique iz in da howse!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Clique my arse...
That place was full of wankers from /talk! They should stay there and shut the talk board down!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# (ped,mof,...wink wink...nudge nudge) ;)
*secret handshake*comprehensive nod*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# This is Spring Fashion at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# FASTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Woo!
Bloodey people who know how graphics software works!

Grrrr

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:03, archived)
# There must be a quicker way of doing that! it took me fecking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
# actually, no. it's a time-eater
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:10, archived)
# mind fuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:47, archived)
# You will be...you will be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# like the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Not as formal...but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Here's two he harvested earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# To the alters!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Rob Halford's let himself go, hasn't he?
... or is that Blackie Lawless?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Neither one...but I can't remember who it was. Possibly some death metal nazi german satan band.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Steps.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# its the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# My gift to you.
Heh heh heh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Looks like his chestnuts have been left behind...
... a-roasting upon an open fire.

Could be painful. Best invest in some creams for it.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# He torches every house once he's done killing all the children inside.
Kind of the opposite of Santa really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# OH SO YOU ADDRESS HIS ISSUES AND NOT MINE?
THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO RAISE THIS MATTER WITH MY MP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Form an orderly queue please.
Failing that, write to The Times.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The Uncle will see you...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Please tell me you don't just do this for fun?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I do it for b3ta.
I fucking love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Is the correct answer.
/notbeinganosycunt
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Maybe I'll be discovered someday.
Maybe the sun will turn blue and the wind will be like knives.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Is this the beginning of the Deathmas Carol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Come all ye fucked up...Jig-gle those big boob-ees
Oh come ye....oh cum ye...to bed with some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Professor Layton
And the Harbinger of Souls
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Such festive cheer.
I must do more for Christmas, this year.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Into the river!
And a horrible new year.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Yes...the icy depths of the river...
...they'll keep until Spring nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea.
Just watch... global warming will make an appearance again. Then he'll be really pissed off.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I can't wait for Great Aunt Global Warming to give him a right good telling off for all those fires.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# You best respect his authoritah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# He will not be happy...rotten corpses tastes nasty luke-warm.
Best to fry it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Righto, I'll fire the skillet up. :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# He calls Christmas, "The Night of Hellfire".
So Happy Night of Hellfire everybody! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# i know it doesnt do anything, but i clicked 'I like this!' like 4 times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Oh that button?...It tickles rob on the bum every time it's pressed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# VERY YESMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# \o/-ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# *fears*
those are some very rotten looking children
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Dead as a Christmas Sale in May.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# DFS do alright.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# HELL YEAAAHHHH
Chriiiistmas time, gristle toes and brine!
Chiiiildren singe, all crispy mulled wine
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# No dinosaurs were raped during the holiday season.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# thats good to know
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Yay.. now this is why I avoid the festivities..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# You can't avoid HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Happy Night of Hellfire, Sir! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Sir! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Great to see some of your work on the fp.
You've made some lovely pics this year.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# You're all very kind. Thank you. :')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have you heard of Krampus before?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Oh wow...I have not heard of him!
This is an amazing turn of events. I knew something had to be done about bad children who refuse to go to bed on Christmas Eve. Put some real fear into them. Thanks for posting this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Santa has many helpers
Including the politically incorrect and similarly child-abducting, Black Pete
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Please accept my apologies for this rather lame entry. Im a relative newb to photoshop.


Click for bigger (67 kb)
(Rhosyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Not a bad effort
Welcome in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Chair... Kitten... Clap.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)
# You really have to stop giving newbies the clap, Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# *beer over monitor teim*
Nurse..!!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Is she choking his chicken... again?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# With extreme delicacy, it appears
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I guess the sniper's going for the ol'plumshot then.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# poiu
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] need some help with that, love?





(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# who's he?
J/K I know

my one and only totallylookslike.com entry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# It's the thing that beat up Russell Harty once.
The other one on the trolley's the Grace Jones, who isn't bonkers in the slightest.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Of course, otherwise she wouldn't be on her trolley
/obvious joke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I heard it killed Kirsty MacCol....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Wha, the trolley?
Or even the holly?
Maybe the Chrimbo pud?
... but that could be a dud (go with it).

Coo, I's a poet, and I had an inkling about such tale... oh.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtnFg0KOQcA


Haha. That's hilarious. Outboard motor hair style.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Pffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Cheshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Shropshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Stratosphere!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Wensleydale.....
We are doing cheeses?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# They told me I could be anything I wanted to be...
...so I became a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Pull up to my jumper baybeee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# They split up after the cat died.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Miss Jones you need double top to win...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# hehehe ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers....
I keep meaning to add a shadow for her, but I only remember when I get to do a cheeky pea.

Surprisingly grace jones is not as popular as she should be on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
www.thescrapbook.info/grace-jones-album-cover-was-a-pre-photoshop-fake/2008/06/12/
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# She still had a nice shiny bottom though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Practice makes perfect nuclear devices.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# slave to the pudding
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug James Bastard Bond


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread.


like yours though, click!
(Testicles just for you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
# spot on!!
I mean to say, "you're right, not worth it's own thread" ROFL!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Haha yay.... I'm busy so have my one comment of the evening, don't know if I said I liked this before or not...
Glad you're not gone....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# He's gonna need a bigger boat.

WB I like the vags
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I WILL NOT MAKE THIS AWKWARD BY DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ^ THIS ^
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I'LL COMPOUND IT BY POSTING TWICE WHEN I SAID I WAS ONLY COMMENTING ONCE...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# 4EVA :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# HOT PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# IN ARE HARTZ :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# ### CHAVRON ###
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# SHAMONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# THERE WAS A CONGA THREAD DELETION!
Do they have no shame! This is serious business here
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# tee-hee
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Flouce...what flouce?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] silly Bond always uses too much brandy butter....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# you don't put brandy butter on a pud
just brandy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)
# mmm brandy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i'm not a fan
unless it's in a hot toddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# maybe its just brandy butter i like?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# brandy IN things? oh yes
brandy butter
brandy snaps
bananas in brandy

yum

as a drink? not bothered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# vodka tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# My kids wanted a really expensive model train for christmas

Good thing I live in North London
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# You're a shit dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Is that a cake decoration?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Your mum's a cake decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)
# If there's one thing I was missing from my childhood...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I disagree.
You're just trying to be fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# No, I wanted to like it but it's getting pish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hello b3ta
its nearly xmas, whats a good bottle of booze?
What should everyone have in their drinks cabinet?
cocktails, liquers, spirits etc?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Toilet Duck, 1989 vintage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# umm
citrus?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# fever tree tonic water ftw.
Doesnt matter what gin you have if youve got some of that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I dont have any gin
should i buy gin too?
is that the one that smells like flowers and pensioners?
edit : added tonic water to basket, 90p for 200ml... that a good price?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# 200ml is about one drink's worth
Sainsbury's do 4x200ml for 3 quid ish.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# and, yeah, you'll need some gin or vodka or something to put in it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# A bottle of fine courvoisier for me Christmas day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# i've got a bottle thats bin the cupboard since 1999
good choice
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I was looking for a bottle of olive oil earlier, but found a bottle of jose cuervo tequila instead

I think everyone should at least have one decent whisky in their drinks cabinet. I am dreading the christmas parties where someone has bought another bottle of white lion just for me, as "I'm a whisky drinker"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# oh i've got plenty of olive oil
i normally put it on everything!
I think a good whisky is a good idea, whats a good whiskey... wisky whiskey whisky... however uspell it, tequeilla - ahh yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Laphroaig single malt £30.
In fact, it's on offer in tesco for £23.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# whats a good age?
theres at least 12 to choose from! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Any Laphroaig is good - I have a quarter cask strength one here
although the older ones get a bit more taste from the barrels

Yeah fuck it, I'm bringing my own whisky to any party I'll be going this time (and I'll make it a Bowmore or Ardbeg or indeed Laphroaig to make sure no one else would like a taste ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# HONKA! HONKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I lost interest in his / Merchant's style / genre of comedy halfway through the second series of Extras
I liked The Office, but I probably wouldn't watch it again
The trailers for Life's Too Short didn't convince me that they were attempting anything new, so I didn't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# It's not a massive departure, no,
but I think they're good at what they do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I wasn't a big fan of the office....
I enjoyed the Xmas special as it showed character evolution.... Extras was brilliant, I seem to like him more as a person than a performer. I crack up at the pointless things he finds amusing too but when he writes it down it looses the spontaneous edge that makes the situations amusing.... So jokes end up too dissected and forced... An idiot abroad was great for that reason, the spontaneity.....

Life's too short has annoyed me, not for gervais or his writing.... The show is actually funny but Warwick Davis is being a complete hypocrite for the majority of the jokes after his years of spouting about being type cast... I know it's supposed to be ironic but again it just comes across forced and it's uncomfortable viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# It's supposed to be uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# I am aware of that.
As was the office,
But this isn't just uncomfortable....It's creepy and weird, I just think it is lacking in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# was the office a documentary?
it was dull
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Riding on the shoulders of giants!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# The one with Johnny Depp was quite funny. The rest, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "While the cat's away, Miss Moneypenny".........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# party all the time
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I'm sorry
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# but the prison guards only you soup
but the prison guards only you soup
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I howled with laughter when I first saw this song and dance routine.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Undoubtedly bindun

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Brilliant! Nice one.
I wanted to do one of these. I actually made one yesterday and then scrapped it at the last minute because it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Don't worry, it can't have been any worse than my one

(User #86772, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# don't let that stop you
i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Is that a rectal thermometer?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Proper lol
from a somewhere just below my nose.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)
# There's a hell for people who do things like this!
You'll burn.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I'm truly sorry for this :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Would, but I'm too busy looking for my spanger!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# OOOOF!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I can't decide whether or not I'd spooge on her face.
I think it's the eyebrow that's doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# and the fact she's only 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# In many countries, that would be fine.
But she doesn't pass the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# She;s about bloody 12 man!
Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Does this mean
shitwagons are banned?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# poor girl has eyebrowatitus. Very nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# operation system?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Dammit, Jim
He's a punmeister, not a tech-head.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# If you touch the wrong wire its nose lights up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# New, from Milton Bradley Software
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Piss duly minded :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# wait...
what...

ta for heads up x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Are you trying to mess with our minds?
First, you and wobbly bloke rang in the end of the gayshift each morning - regular as clockwork. Now WB is gone, and youre posting at teatime?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# WB is gone?
Was it a worthy flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Possibly, and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# well answered
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Not much of a flounce tbh
It wasn't even about him but he took it the wrong way which was a pity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I saw some of the episode.
But thought it best to steer well clear.

Also, my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# The most heated stuff came from the WB fan club
totally mis-read the concept of Parsnip Day - which has to be said really kick started /board into life it's so wonderful to see so many posts thesedays- but yes as far as your sig is concerned I'd love for far less trollage and far more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# You didn't exactly hold back though.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# can i get it on DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# yea..that's what happened, he took it the wrong way!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Pahahaha
yes. I figure I can bring a little bit of hatred into every corner of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I actually like your dedication to the art of spangworthy puns
but is it only fleas that you can draw?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Nope. Flea is just an ongoing thing that I have going
so I post them here for spang-fun.

I submit other stuff as-and-when it occurs, but full-time employment limits me more than I'd like.

flea's are to rile the real "web-comic" artists, who get so angry...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:28, archived)
# haha :D I tried to do a webcomic once more of a b3ta comic
never very good at it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# super duper
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# If I owned the internets, I would award them to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's brilliant
Hit the nitros, Sean!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# is that kim jong il and his wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# no it's me and me mate Mike
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Wait... Kim Jong Il is a man?! I thought he was someone's grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Took me long enough to realise Il was a name
and he wasn't just the second Kim Jong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# All sort of wonderful stuff is coming out this Christmas Bond compo *clickies*
I wish I had an idea to run with :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Whatever you decide to do, throw in Grace Jones for the heck of it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice
It's things like this that make me not bother posting my quick and shit image in a new thread.


EDIT: And unfortunately the US killed him so wheeling this out feels wrong this year.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# this was definitely worth its own thread
I am clicking :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I won't ask him to help with the lights next year, bloody drama queen...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# This turned out to be quite a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, I'm quite surprised! I've seen a lot of good images this week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond is never happy until they are in the perfect position...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Haha
Everyone's gonna know he scratched his baubles! *triumphant, yet splattery laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I think I'd dozed off by this point
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# "Brave Two Actual, we are in position..."

Edit: Photograph by the lovely Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Bravo - Shirley ;)
Nicely Ninj :D sorry for being pedantic b3ta does that to you haha and me with my spelling I should talk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# YOU never have to apologise! :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Grrrrr!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Is that an illuminated cloaca?
If I wasn't so lazy, and it wasn't prolly bindun, I'd post a picture here of christopher hitchens at the pearly gates saying fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah I was gonna 'shop that too
Best quote I've heard today was when Jerry Falwell died, Hitchens said it's a shame there's no hell for him to burn in...now Hitchens is dead it's a shame there's no heaven for him to take over
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Yes. He was certainly an interesting chap.
With the ever-increasing banality of the world, it's always alarming when a truly independent thinker like Hitchens dies.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Didn't always agree with him
but respected the fuck out of his opinion nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# He also said that if you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Ahaha, that's brilliant*
*once I worked out what it meant...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Damn!!
I'd hoped you weren't looking!! ;)
Hope you don't mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I can take it from you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Bless you!
I'd forgotten which B3tan you were for a mo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Well I'm mediocre, obviously.


I can see how my flickr username might be confusing though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# You know what I mean..
...silly ;) Ace photo BTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# And might I add that I like what you did with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Ooh thank you.
I'm extending my theme of Military based
wildlife :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Proper lolz!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)

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