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# Happy Christmas B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Happy Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# ha ha, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Peas on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:38, archived)
#
Haha touche Mr Howdy sir!

I'm afraid I don't have potato shop any more so I must spread peas at Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# It's a kick arse gif, dude, regardless of its heritage.
And besides, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaas!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
al qaeda were more imaginitive back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# MODS FP THIS NAOWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Sorry
One more because I can't sleep


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(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Pffft!
Hurl Mary!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# arf!
hurl mary, full of grits,
the lord is slippery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# A spray in a manger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)
# ha ha! -- also thank god for corduroy nights (mornings)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:26, archived)
# the one on the right needs a croissant to go with his wine
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:40, archived)
# morning wobbly
oh how lovely 2 welsh ones today :D


just been out the garden. My primroses are flowering - worlds gone mad!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# and Ricky Martin getting trod on
How more festive could you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# it's everyone's xmas wish
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Homophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# nice puking right there
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:16, archived)
# How did you get that corduroy effect?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
# MOFAHA TELL ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:22, archived)
# TONIGHT IS CORDUROY NIGHT YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:22, archived)
# really?
but i'm wearing sequins!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON
ALL DRESSED UP IN A LEMON CORDUROY CATSUIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
# It's not lemon, it's urban camouflage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Being an invisible murderer in ikea might be the only possible way to enjoy a visit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:59, archived)
# I love the Ikea in Adelaide.
Cheaper than the Homebush one, food is better and the play area for the kids doesn't have 50 minutes queues.
Not having relatives out here means the only time we get to ourselves before their bedtime is when they're playing in the ball pool there. We can go eat cake without having to share it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Sometimes I think about being a dad
then I hear comments like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# play dates!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# It's definitely worth it, but it is very highly dependent on whether you want to do it.
I'm not one of those who reckons life is empty without kids, but I certainly enjoy having these two around. It's the little odd things like finding your youngest, who we'd never heard sing before, turns out to be nearly pitch perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Yeah I only really think about it because I'm one of the last few in my circle of friends to not have one
I don't want to have to share my booze with some infant
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Fair enough.
Although they probably get drunk on very little if you did have to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Theres no such thing as nearly perfect pitch.
You either have it or you don't.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# By the way... if he is a good singer...
There are good ways and bad ways to foster that talent.

Good way: sign him up to a youth choir with plenty of chicks in. That ruled.

Bad way: sign him up to a Cathedral Choir boarding school. That sucked.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# anna's ginger thins are the other reason to go to ikea
that and reindeer meat, which we don't seem to get over here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Yeah I forgot about the ginger thins.
The reindeer meat is seasonal. They usually have it just after Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# After the reindeer have finished deliverng the Christmas stock...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# i don't think we get it here in oz.
i'll have to ask the missus when she next goes there
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Not seen it in Homebush or Adelaide.
Sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I never realised my opinions on ikea were so controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# I actually like it there.
I like watching people trying out the furniture, and I like the product names.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I like to have a direct route to wherever I want to be in a shop and I get stir crazy when I have to push past pregnant ladies and 6 year olds just to buy the desk I found in the first room.
I refuse to navigate their maze just for the chance of giving them my money.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# n00b. There's the secret doors for those who know.
I've done a smash-and-grab in under eight minutes before.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Not in the one I last visited but that was Sunnybank in Qld.
I even asked the guy in the cafeteria if there was a quick way out and he said no.

Fucking fire hazard if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:11, archived)
# True.
The one we usually go to has shortcuts signposted, you can cut through in about 10 minutes, assuming you're prepared to push people out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# you forgot to mention that what you want is never in stock either
and the delivery drivers are half witted wank socks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)
# And if a city gets a second store built, they divert all the stock there.
I could have set fire to the Homebush store for selling out of packing boxes just as we were moving. All the new stock went to Tempe and there was a four week delay on new boxes.
/rage blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# One time I got to the warehouse and I only wanted one thing which was then out of stock.
I took the one on display that had already been built, gave them my money and walked out glaring at them. To their credit they were all quite understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I REALLY DON'T LIKE IKEA YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Nearly 50% of the current population of Europe was concieved in an Ikea bed.
Almost 40% of them managed to do it in the showroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# YOU DO KNOW ABOUT THE SHORTCUTS, RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)
# SRSLY?
It's a texture applied to the mask of an adjustment layer, with the blend mode of the layer set to Luminosity.
The texture's from the Texture filter in photoshop, it's a layer of vertical grain overlayed with a layer of normal grain.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# FOR ALL YOUR CORDUROY NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:25, archived)
# everything will be corduroy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuLMgvZM7w
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:11, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE MY CARPET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:25, archived)
# so, what you're saying is
u filtad!


oh hai wb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
# THIS IS THE CHRISTMAS I END EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CUNTS WITHOUT MERCY OR EXCEPTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
# FUCKING TRY IT YOU VEGETARIAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:29, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:30, archived)
# SRSLY GRONKPAN IF IT WASN'T CORDUROY NIGHT I'D BE PRETTY FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:32, archived)
# AND IF HUMANS COULD DIGEST CELLULOSE I'D BE HIGH FIVING YOU BUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:37, archived)
# I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:41, archived)
# MAN I'M SO FULL OF FIBER I JUST DON'T CARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# EAT A PEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:04, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:55, archived)
# it doesn't work with photos mofaha you may have just ruined corduroy night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:54, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING CURTAIN NIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Yay for fabric effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# That's one for my xmas stalking*.
*sic & AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Absolutely Lovely!
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:42, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:50, archived)
# why so sad woman with your boobs on show?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:10, archived)
# You know at first they can be all serious.
Sometimes it takes them a while to smile.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# has she been ironing her tits?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Ok, one more before bed
I have no idea



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(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:08, archived)
# HAIL MAZDA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:14, archived)
# aren't you supposed to use parsnips?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Ohh and it's an OFFICIAL tshirt too
the knockoffs all said 'say'
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Ok
So I'm just googling 'nativity' and hamfistedly photoshopping every image I find. It's Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:56, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:00, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Hallmark turned down my "Sick Christmas cards for unpleasant fringe groups" concept.

They said it was in extremely poor taste.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)
# The cowards!
It's a growth market
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# You're right.
Your work inspired me to try though. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Furries.(sketch)


up...Maria,Mine(gender changed Maria)
down...(Left:Piddles humanize, Right:JollyJack's drawing gray cat. I dunno the name.
Please tell me someone.)
jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Piddles-103842313
↑ Piddles about.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:39, archived)
# The cat is called Fenster. It's German for window.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Really? : )
Thanks! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:52, archived)
# A chevron approaches...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# He'll flip you. flip you for real.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:03, archived)
# your work is getter much better.
more improved. i like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:41, archived)
# thanks ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:59, archived)
# This is not splendid!
I do have a splendid idea though. Why don't you and wobbly bloke team up and make a daily post of drawings (humanize, gender change) of some 'stars' in some perverted manga style?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:28, archived)
# What. The. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Years ago, maybe decades ago now
my brother told me that my problem was that I like jokes that no one else gets.
So carry on as you were XD
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Well that's xmas ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# X-tians ruined Saturnalia
Moggie's just bringing it back ^_^
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# "Don't be lie!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Oh god this is crap
Merry Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:26, archived)
# spoonjarjarspoonspoonjarspoonjarjarspoon
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# It's my 10th candle day. It's also xmas, so baked you a magenta jesus cake...


Now I'm not saying I am Jesus... but our candle days are almost the same...


(My posting a link message was "B3ta loves you." So there.)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:28, archived)
# ^ CANDLES
Congratulations, but aren't you meant to be naked?

Happy 9 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Yes. ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:37, archived)
# Ta fellow
Arse-ie
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:41, archived)
# I could get naked if you want
But then you wouldn't want.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
# always the way
get nekkid anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ^ THIS - HARD!
HARD Semi
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I'll just pop this here...
...and fuck right off again....

I mean where else?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:04, archived)
# nice, it's like blood hair
no reason
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:17, archived)
# thanks for the reply...
...but you're missing the three regulation off the magenta there.
That's somewhat upsetting me.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:36, archived)
# i know
and the cum blends witht he board

mind you, i have had quite a bit to drink
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:38, archived)
# hahah.
hadn't noticed the spitoon/pot!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:02, archived)
# whoa!
seamy excellence
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:22, archived)
# *imagines the noise*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:52, archived)
# This does things to my mine
(and my wobbly bits)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:26, archived)
# i'd like to moustache her occipital lobe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:56, archived)
# that's something fucking special right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:04, archived)
# cripes
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Which flesh-replacement algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Haha
WTF
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# you've got another dimension goin' on here
or rather a "bunch" of dimensions...woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:01, archived)
# I ate the wrong jellybeans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Bloody 70's wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 5:53, archived)
# In honor of last night's movie, True Legend. This guy was a smug bastard . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Two deadly venoms:
Croissant and, erm, piss?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# no reasonne
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# now?...


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Haha
Amy from TOWIE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Gemma Atkinson
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# I wouldn't say I've got a big foot fetish....
BUT THEY ARE HUGE!!!!
For some reason she reminds me of Diane Youdale.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ohhh, jet
i feel my loins stirring.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Jet in the "games mistress" outfit....
*whimper*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:43, archived)
# *nose bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# I just booked some tickets for Cinderella for me and my daughter...
You've got to worry when one of the "stars" has just 3 things listed, one of those being an appearance on "come dine with me"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Psh! What were the other two? Extras?
I can see it now; 'Appeared in Casualty as "Patient".'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Worse...
Brookside and the games!
£14 each for this drek! there's not even a nice piece of totty in it, the biggest selling point is "live ponies on stage" so i'm going to spend 2 hours preying for a big shit and one of the cast members falling face first off the stage.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Fuck me, that's dire!
Ah well, we can only hope one of them ends up faceplanting in a pile of freshly laid horse shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Can't stop the drooooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Ah you sick monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# ...and out your arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# *something about hand jobs*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:53, archived)
# crosseyed handjobs, even
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I am from Japan LOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# TOH MU YUR RU KU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Happy sad music fun time depress songs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# *rubs 3 times*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# *boils over*
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:05, archived)
# tasty elf girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:10, archived)
# calm down
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# I just ate an owl. Haa haa haa !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:41, archived)
# sexy
i like a girl with big hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
Lovely eyes!

Merry Christ's Birthday etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Penguins don't really commit suicide. It's just a myth.
Walt Disney used the Nazis to round them up and march them over a cliff.
For a film.
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I hope penguins have taken over the world by the time he is thawed from his cryogenic slumber
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# icely!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Ya de da da diddle de da da da da...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Right about now things are getting festive as all hell.
This is a sandwich post. I just want to be between freebase with a partially inflated sex doll, and jesus with a spoon ina jar.

WOO HOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# This is my christmas post for the year...
Nothing more festive than a Cooperism and Jebus.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Do Cooperists celebrate Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Freebasexmas
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# rodney you plonkaaah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# everything's at it

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# He's got some stamina.
Lucky girl :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Never gonna find me...
Sorry, your user name and all. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# that wrist has mass alright
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Give the man a big hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# He's having an elephant of a time
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# No need to be big headed about it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Festive guilty laughs!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I am an elephant you know...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# google is full of surprises
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Haha there's a little pink willy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# LPWs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# that's lovely an colourful
i like colourful xmas things, me. do have a disco in a manger repost

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I like the donkey that keeps going round in circles
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I like the bishop's drinks trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I like the ramming lambs
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# woo yay!!


paaaarrttyyy!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Party over here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Voting is now open..
here

* Please note, there is no guarantee that a mod is watching and/or will do anything about the result.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# it's times like this i wish i could crochet :(
although i could manage to knit a snake cock at a push i suppose

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Haha
What about a knitting dolly?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# "If you only read one book about zombie immigrants this year, make sure it's this one"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Spreat goonerism!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# if you like spoonerisms...
*ponders a repost*...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Nice one, Wolly Hood!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# thanks
from


I'm slightly obsessed with spoonerisms. They provided me with my proudest moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I think this is an even better idea.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3ta. Thanks for making me laugh! xx
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# :-D
What an amorous animal!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Haha
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Aww, your first b3tamas. Allow me to Pearoast in your open fire,


Click for NSFW sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# aghh
how did i forget that!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Well i'll be bum swizzled...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Oh...god...no!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Anal Partridge!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# A-ha! We're in!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That was classic intercourse!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# and on that bumshell...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Knowing me, knowing you
in the biblical sense
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# that's wonderful
that is
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Well hello mister.....
[puckers up]
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I'm with lisa on this one
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I just loled... out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
# AWW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Are those stockings
or the feet of a hanged man?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Die Eier von Satan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)

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