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# Ning real
Happy Birthday Jason Segel. Also, yesterday 'cakeburglar' asked for more nekkid men please... so here is Dave Bautista!

Click for moobs

For the blokes (the straight ones that is), I give you Antje Traue and Jane Horrocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:23, archived)
# and in the smoking area...
we have Cary Grant having a fag, A.A. Milne smoking a pipe and smoking his finger, Oliver Hardy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:23, archived)
# Serious question
Do you think you'll ever get bored of making these?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:40, archived)
# I know I won't!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Yes / No.... I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Can you repeat the question?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yW-pJJGfEA
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I don't know about the pictures but people are getting bored of you bitching about them.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
# You've told me before that you don't speak for anyone but yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# how about instead of your incessant whining you do something better?....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# see you tomorrow xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Jupter and Uranus have come exactly together at 28 Pisces, and Sun is opposite at 25 Virgo. This is very karmic and reaps what has been sown.
Jupiter ( ENERGIES OF growth, luck, exaggeated claims) and Uranus (Energies of separation, surprise, shock, future direction, unstable and unpredictable chaos) are working in tandem to offset each other and to increase each other in intensity.

We are born with certain aspects between our planets that we earned in past lives, to either come and kiss us on the cheek when they come together again in transits, or to knock us in the head if we misused them in past lives. But with these disasters hitting you all at once, it is the Writing on the Wall kind of thing, and you need to sit down and ask yourself what is the Universe telling you right now? What do you need to change? What can you do to simplify your life or to change it?

This kind of deluge on your head is definitely a message of some sort.
It might be good for you if you makes you turn onto a different path.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Sorry, but we Aries don't beleive in astrology.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Give us your exact time of birth, if you have it, and the date and year and place.. No promises, but maybe you can get some new ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# ...and my bank account details so you can transfer $5000,000,000,000 into my account?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# I thought we were already clear on this
You've earned it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Antje Traue is rowr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:18, archived)
# oh noes......i clicked for moobs :(
hahahaha nice one wobbly....although maybe oliver hardy in the nip would have been good too ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:32, archived)
# :)
I had to draw a cdc in as he does not appear to have a real one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# batista's a big ol' unit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Ning WB; you've made Bautista look significantly better!!
softer :)) if you're continuing with the beefcake, can I have some Vin Diesel next, please?

*rubs knees*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# ?????
Born: July 18th
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Well...
The Queen has two of them?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# She does...
Look!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 5:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U5lJS9uYNY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Licorice bath time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:42, archived)
# see you at school tomorrow babygirl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:42, archived)
# You mean more to me than gold and diamonds to the greediest burglar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Stop posting filth on board, PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:18, archived)
#


After a conversation I had today, this is not as far fetched as you think...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Russell Brand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:34, archived)
# Stay perfect just for me babygirl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Haha fucking hell
I just googled it, not heard of it before. Pretty much a perfect 4:7, some real eyebrow love going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Man the first time I saw it I felt like I'd just been sexually abused
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:30, archived)
# Someone seems to be already capitalizing on this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4bek76Ui94&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] &#32862;&#12363;&#12374;&#12427;&#12289;&#35211;&#12374;

聞かざる、見ざる、言わざる
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# PLEASE CALL ME MOGGY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:44, archived)
# artbase: maru (gender swap)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Denwa wa doko desu ka?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:37, archived)
# My phone is on the charger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Ah.... Baka na gaijin
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:42, archived)
# PLS FORGIVE!!!!!!!
CHING CHONG I DWAR TODDLER RABBIT NUNS
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:40, archived)
# ^^
バレンタインに間に合わないかもしれないから今描こうと思ったのです^^
Thanks for your Japanese!! I think to your happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:43, archived)
# uh?
コピー&ペーストをしないで下さい
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:44, archived)
# I summoned you!
shit!

*recites again backwards*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:47, archived)
# haha..
Man that made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
子どもたちが自分の名前を叫ぶまで、私はコピーしてペーストします
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:47, archived)
#
やめろ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Where do I make purchase for happy time?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:50, archived)
# FORGIVENESS PLS!!!!!!!
And remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Vermin Supreme. Is that a pizza with added rat?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:55, archived)
#
He'll tell you.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# A vole completely thrown away?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 6:05, archived)
# jolly jack no here
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Of course.
He comes only Monday, thuesday, friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# Golden Bum pics or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Man, someone could start a tumblr called Salman Rushdie with hot chicks
they would get a book deal within a week

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/27/article-0-0216379500000578-771_235x307.jpg

i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01507/salman-rushdie-min_1507800c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
# Oh yeah. or Kim Jong-Il looking at Pron
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:47, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
# If B3ta was American would we go on strike?
sopastrike.com
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
# now youre just trying to piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Smug bastard 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Rissing like a rissole here.
Always nice to see Maru though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:47, archived)
# fluff never needs a reason
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:54, archived)
#
TOAP JOAP
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:56, archived)
# It's a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:02, archived)
# *takes note*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Can't find the pic I'm looking for so I'm posting this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:53, archived)
# And this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:55, archived)
# Wow. Gorgeous.
LOOK I"VE INVENTED THE

HOMOPHONE

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:59, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Uh oh I knew this would draw criticism
Well, that's the life of an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:03, archived)
# Haha
you untied it.

Edit: I see you kept the proportions, very apt :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:05, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:06, archived)
#
first and second frame is wrong.
1...見ざる　no see
2...聞かざる no hear
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:09, archived)
#
really?
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:53, archived)
# yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:26, archived)
# Floating cat
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:42, archived)
# maru! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# The Salmond of Doubt
(bolmertonsmythe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Salmon is pronounced "sal-mon"
Unlike Salman Rushdie who's name is pronounced "samman"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# both are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
Padma Lakshmi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# also delicious
EDIT: akshally, too brown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
Salman doesn't seem to mind.
Also: RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# oh that son of a bitch :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# !!
I mean fucking hell, he must have thought he'd died and gone to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# I know I would have thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW PEDRO WE'VE ALL SEEN WHAT A RACIST YOU ARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
#
Oh fucking hell what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# too pink
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Pedro, the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm starting to think you've got a thing about Salman and you're jealous of those women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# none of them are right for him. I shall take him under my wing and show him the one true love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Man I'm sorry I laughed at you.
I feel bad for you Pedro. I don't think your love is going to be returned, because you're not a super-fit lady.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# maybe I am a real hot girl, but don't want the internet to know, because i dont want a bunch of geeks drooling all over me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# The funny part is that we're all sexy ladies on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Would you like them to drool somewhere else - perhaps your mug instead?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# fuckinginsanedude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Sal-man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I am so going to write some novels that are both critically acclaimed and are best-sellers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# well thats what I meant, I would think I must be in heaven
...because on earth i would have never enjoyed a darkie kissing me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:20, archived)
# OMFG
You're not just a racist, you're a racist IN THE 70'S!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i am Archie Bunker in the flesh :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M


oops, bad choice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# someone should have introduced him
to Alf Garnett...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOhXpmozpbE
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I think 'All in the Family' was based on that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:40, archived)
# yep!
which makes the 'britain is a fag nation' thing all the more beautifully ironic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
# THE WORST KIND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
# A funking good ol' time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# she lives in hope,
probably.

edit: oh, they divorced. that gag doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# not as much as she
lakshmi.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# get the fuck out and walk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# *tap dances off stage left to honky tonk piano music*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Prawn Laksa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# MOVING THE NOODLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:43, archived)
# *pipes in*
*addresses*

*sticks knife in*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# HALP ME HOGIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Cameron likes wee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# You have a woman's hand, milord!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
# haha -
he looks like he's just been savaged by a turbot.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Tom Baker's finest moment :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# it was indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# A Classier Tarsier
(halfcut, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# hello little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:03, archived)
# This is why I don't usually do logo design for pressure groups...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# What? She's got an arse on the front now too?
When did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Spankable, certainly...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no Pippas.
Also not worth it's own etc - a small piece of what will be a much bigger project once it's done ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Nailed Pussy


I feel like I am missing a really good name for this. I came up with a few... but I just know there is something better.

"Acrylic Cat"
"Manicure Cat"
"Nailed It"
"Meow"
(ideasbychuck, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's quite disturbing.
He does look quite paw-ly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Crikey. If even Mr Yiffy wouldn't shag it
You're doing it wrong. ;-)

Seriously, that is firkin weird. And me just off to the land of nod 'n' all. Ta very much...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Edward Kittyhands
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Fingering a pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Cat with human hands
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# too obscure
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# "I've fingered my pussy"?

that's a truly bizarre image...

edit: b3tan to it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Manu Miao
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# i like Mr Meowgy for a cat name
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# deadmau5's cat is called Prof. Meowingtons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# dawwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# fingered feline cunt
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# YOU NEVA WOT?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I NEVA FUCKED DAT CAT GUVNAH! SHE TOLD ME SHE WERE A 'UMAN!
I meant to put "WELL!" at the beginning of that one up there. D'oh!

Too late now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Ah - that's ok then
i just had a hand job off it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Any more than that... BAM! Yiffington's. And shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# But im ok, as i have you, the Jacks, and Moggy to make me feel like im not suffering in silence
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# I wonder how many Jacks there are now... like... 80? 81?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# then there's all the underground ones we don't even know about.
the 'basement jacks' they call them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# WOOOO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItHNarKluUg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# his voice is funny, he needs to gargle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I haven't listened to that since it got a bit overplayed back in the day
- I rather enjoyed it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# They've got an excellent back-catalogue. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgpo0XYF_g
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# mmmm....
trippy house. very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# And let's not even mention the organisation of Jacks that have banded together
for the purpose of getting better working conditions and pay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# The ones you see in town centres handing out leaflets?
I've had a run-in or two with those, let me tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# And what about the savoury biscuit Jacks that go well with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# mmm... and chives
I like the jacks 'n' chive.

sorry, I blame that last rather tenuous pun on the boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# and the Jacks
that are single-handedly propping up the motor industry, let's not forget them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
Good alliteration, but I don't know.
(ideasbychuck, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# mentally handy cat
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# There goes the furniture
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16474354
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# That's toe-tally wicked! I mean, the paw little things...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# You really should be working for the Sun!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Really? Let's see... headline for the cruise liner capsizing?
COSTA CON-COCKUP... or SHITHOUSE JUMPS SHIP.

I suppose I'd have to make a pact with Satan, Cthulhu and the Sugar Puffs monster, AND have an IQ lower than 14 to work at the Sun.

I'll take my punning skills elsewhere. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Ship tip leaves shit tip & Katy & Russel split quik!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# *applauds* wonderful headlining work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Jessop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Jessop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# jessop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# jessop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# how about 'nasty mother fucker'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Tom Thumbless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
OK

OK

"THE PURRRFECT HANDJOB"

Right?
(ideasbychuck, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Call it
a decapussy
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Okay, so...
A butch (lesbian?) copper is threatening Robin Hood with a comedy truncheon whilst Michael Jackson looks on?

Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Exactly!
except she's involved with the Michael Jackson look-a-like. He likes it rough.

But that was the exact reaction I was going for! To tell you the truth, these guys are regular characters of mine. Care if I introduce them?? I promise I'll keep it brief.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# As long as they appear to be all of a legal age.
Down with toddler nun rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# ^This. All over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Agreed. Even I have standards.
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

Blaxanie O'Neal (the butch cop)
She's a cat police officer who is always on duty. She's very tough and uses brute force to get her way. Many people don't like her, except for Jack Michaels, who is one of the few who does. She also has a lazy eye which she covers up.

Jack Michaels (the MJ impersonator)
He's a squirrel who runs a shop with his brothers. He's also very wimpy and somewhat of a pacifist, and relies on Blaxanie's help often. He can take a hit, though. (There's also a "separate" Jack Michaels, who is used as my avatar.)

Derrick R. Simmons (that Robin Hood-looking guy)
He's a fox who's a lousy thief. He tries to rob Jack often. Thanks to Blaxanie, he never gets away with anything. He's one of the many people who doesn't like her. Also he has a mangina... not sure why that last tidbit even exists.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# this
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

was convincing

but then the character exposé, made it less convincing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# HAVE FORGIVENESS!!!!!1
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# oh, ok then!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# THANK YOU OGM!!! ^^
would like me tell you of toddler nun rabbits molester eyebrow man face candy of badness person 9/11 friedness chicken of Kentucky?? :3
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# It depends, upon the quality of your canoe, my canoe, for example, is famously "fucking shit".
How good is your canoe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Needs more Hitler-wanking nuns...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hitler schoolgirls?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I actually understand this a LOT more than Moggy's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# In that case, I'll have to push things to the next level
one moment, finding appropriate image.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Well, it's probably the method of suicide that I'd choose
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Yep, STILL makes more sense than Moggy's posts.
I'm not even shitting you; when compared to any of Moggy's posts, this is more comprehensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I need more O_O, alas scanner inop at the moment, so I have to rely on my back catalogue


I shall have to channel my inner incomprehensibly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Dude, anything ANYONE can post on here still makes more sense than her frightening menagerie of underage zombie rabbit nuns.
EDIT: Also, nice drawing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# well, we don't have a generally "that's nice dear" accepted history of that sort of thing
So I'll stick to good old bodyshock among consenting adult sentiences.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I don't think she/he realizes that we don't want to see that kind of thing...
but I will concede, recently it HAS died down a bit. Only just, though.

Right, I'm off tae bed, nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# It's a perfect visual translation of what it's like to try to understand her.
It perfection of translated visually to understandingness of Mogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# let's semblance the intent!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# hahahaha oh lord
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
Oh God, that face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# "You don't scare me! Work on it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I made that!
I'm sure you really wanted to know that...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# And it is indeed ace, got it off links ages ago and would have credited it but couldn't remember who it was
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# There are two "L"s in Stollen
assuming he has there ingredients for making German cake, otherwise I just have no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# But there's only one L?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Exactly - I'm pointing out his mistake
It currently says "Stolen stuff" which is ridiculous, because any intelligent criminal (as the cunning fox must be) would surely use the more concise jargon "loot", or possibly "swag".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Ahh...
If I were a cat burglar, it'd say "SHIT I'VE JUST NICKED" on the side, along with my telephone, home address and Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Surely only a turd burglar would have a bag saying "Shit I've just nicked"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Good point...
How about "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"?

No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Irony!
He may be a criminal, but he is in no way smooth. Not to mention he wears bright pink.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It was intentional.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# On the lam from The Bronze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Whats with all the beastiality loving at the moment?
Doesn't 4chan or someone do things for that?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Nah - that's Deviantart
I blame the king of the Jacks - JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Surely images portraying animals in a sexual manner
should be illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It was made illegal in the 40s after this scandalous Tom & Jerry cartoon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vzfcZ_nJto&feature=related

Thats what WWII was really about y'know. All those brave folks fought and lost their lives to make sexy animal cartoons legal again.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
even The Racoons? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# *hopes someone posts that super porny raccoons orgy pic to freak fiend out*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# It's already made me cry. Imagine what it'd do to HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The long thumb of the law!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# "Guess where this is going!"
It's how most of these scenarios pan out, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I bet that kitty / dog / fox / wolf thing behind the copper
is already slipping a finger in somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Yep!
But he's a squirrel.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The Michael Jackson one?
Well it is! Look! The glove, the jacket... wait...



OH SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh lord now I can't unsee it.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I can see she's admiring
that lady-cop's orthodontic work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# What do Americans call dentists?
"Orthodontists?"
No - DENNIS

(shooting stars)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
I love their gags.

"I used to go out with a girl who worked at Marks and Spencer."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, but she wouldn't let me try anything on."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


De-RIS: www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-wimpy-braille-burger-20120116,0,5784522.story
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:44, archived)
# now I want a burger and fries
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# goatseburger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# fuck you b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
Успешные техники лидерского управления сотрудниками.
Эффективные способы мотивации сотрудников
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# no-see burger...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# nosey burger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Sexing up your food before you eat it is an excellent idea.
Good call, Wimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
Until one chef rearranges the seeds to spell a dirty word.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Err... too subtle then...?
EDIT: I suppose I shouldn't have expected many Braille readers on an image-based website!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I know a bit of Braille
Let's see...may...contain...rat...anus
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# that was insensitive to everyone who suffers from assburgers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# what a load of shite
edit: oh, bloody hell, I painstakingly de-brailled it and I could have just read the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# D'oh!
I didn't think anyone would have the patience...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# yeah, well that's three minutes of my life I'm never getting back...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
Someone touching a ham (burger)?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What's the source of this?
I've seen it a couple of times today. What's it about?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16604154
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Ah, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
#
That is the capitain of the Concordia disaster
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Ok, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Ams I doin it right?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
#
Hahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I was at the travel agents earlier and found this...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# See the natural wonders of the Med
from a glass-sided boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# or the North Sea from a glass-sided ferry
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Captain not supplied.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Other listing magazines are available
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10662680
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# haha...
apparently he'd been drinking just before the accident.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)
# "Unhand me, you Coelacanth! Get those Asterix pikeys instead!"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Homophonic
(Nasher, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# jacket or riot or guff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# coat or throw or fart
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# blouson or yobs or poot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# outerwear or fracas or flatulence
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Smooth 1940s photoshopping
gogd.tjs-labs.com/pictures/coat-life-06-01-1942-068.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# The Coat of Smashing Winds.
+6 bonus to stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Homophonic?
Soundz like your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I'M SICK OF THE HOMOPHONIA ON THIS WEBSITE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I studied homophone.
in b flat.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Why won't it cache?
WHY?????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# jesus fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# ^ Would

EDIT: Errr... not that I would but.... oh what the hell!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10661014
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# You opened the box. She came. With full accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Haha.
I'm imagining this in a world I could tolerate living in. Or, kids are growing up early these days. Or this is only available in 2200 AD.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately John, This is a little slower than your head band... 1.5 Mbit/s
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Splendid flick.
Naysayers be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# ^ this,
He can't act for toffee but a fantastic movie!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# As a blank everyman, he's excellent.
But stick him in a movie with someone like Gary Oldman and he bobs about like a gormless cork.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I read Neuromancer for the first time a few months ago
and I kept finding references to a girl who'd been upgraded to fight, and one of her old boyfriends was called Johnny ... and he used to be a courier ... hang on a minute, I thought *googles*
Bloody hell, Gibson wrote the book behind that as well?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# and that is..
one of _the_ bloody great opening lines
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Testify, brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Not now it's not...
Most TV's just give you a big blue screen with a clock counting down till it turns off....

So not only was it a beautiful clear day, but you didn't need to fumble about for your phone to find out what time it is...
Since mobiles got clocks on them, I don't really see the need for a watch now.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Most TV's just give you a big blue screen with a clock counting down till it turns off
what the hell are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# I replied to the wrong post!
OK GRUMPY ARSE?
harrumphs
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I remember getting a 1 meg upgrade for my Amiga 500
It was about the size of a reporter's notebook... I was so proud *memories*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I remember sticking the 32K RAM pack to the back of my Sinclair ZX-81
*all_this_was_just_fields blog*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# My father once worked for the atomic energy authority.
He ordered 4MB of memory. It arrived on lorries.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Right film, Wrong subtitles.
(Nasher, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Make it an image challenge suggestion.
I'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# and compo it
everything's a parody this week
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# It wasn't the epic pea-fest I initially feared, so no complaints at my end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qxSwJC3Ly0
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# So who was Noah's wife then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Joan of Arc, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 2012. End of the world.
(MD1500 is contemplating his navel, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# And I feel fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Well done
You made it to b3ta before the apocalympicse
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Haha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# This deserves more attention.
So I just looked at it for ages.
And then I got it.
Subtle clues like the fact it has been entered for the 'parody' compo initially escaped me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Nicely done
Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a kitten; you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Tower fart
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Another good one Herman :)
I like that he manages to save himself this time.

TJ: Could someone tell me an easy and effective way of turning a bit of footage (e.g. off Youtube or a DVD) into a set of frames for a gif? I've tried doing it with the pause button and lots of prnt scrns but this seems rather time consuming and the result isn't always smooth. Surely there's some bit of software or something that will do all this for me. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# what photo editing software are you using?
in photoshop there's an 'import video frames as layers' thing that'll let you import a video, complete with predone animation

edit: obviously you'd have to download the video first, i use a firefox extension called download helper
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Photoshop Elements 3.0
Ah, found it. Brilliant, thanks Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# *doffs cap*
*rides into sunset*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVJtjs0TMc
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Use GifSoup.
It's free, though you get a watermark which can be cropped out.

I use GifSoup and GifMovieGear, simple and quick, like a greased up retard.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ah thanks, I may try that one too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# GifSoup will let you capture up to 15 seconds of any YouTube video
as long as said video owner has allowed embedding.

GifMovieGear is the bestest for gif gubbins.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Failing what ^she said
the incredibly long-winded way that I use on my antiquated Mac with antiquated software is:
grab my YouTube video as an .flv (double click the largest filesize entry in the Activity window in Safari) and skip through frames in QuickTime player using the right arrow key, screenshotting with Apple-Shift-3 as I go. Then dump all of the screenshot files into one folder, in ImageReady use Import Folder As Frames, and crop my canvas size down so it only includes the playback window :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# oh man
if only i'd know that when i had my first old shitty mac,

it would have saved me a lot of ballache
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# youtube downloader
www.youtubedownloadersite.com/
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Kind of funny that they list all the porn sites they work with
www.youtubedownloadersite.com/formats.html
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
funny helpful
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I use Any Video Converter (free from Filehippo.com)
this can download any youtube video (the full filename not the truncated version) and save it as an MPEG (doesn't work with AVI for some reason)

Then I use Jasc Animation Shop to convert the clip to a GIF. If it's a long piece of footage then I open it in 1000 frame sections, then cut it right down from there
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Camtasia Studio
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Phew! Thank goodness they make buildings with arms nowadays.
I thought he was a gonner!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# landing with locked elbows like that will give him long-term issues :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Whoa! That was close.
*checks around to make sure nobody saw it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Dominoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# DOMINOSE 3: See Mee Schnuffle
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Dizzy now
*onset of motion sickness*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# DOMINOSE RETURNS 2: Hu Noo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# FUUUUCK








(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
you're hurting me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# You're hurting my ba.n..d...w....i.....d......t.........h
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10662668
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# WHYIOUGHTTA!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# aaaaand
touch your toes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# ur name's Herman Campbell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:52, archived)
# obi wan :)
(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)
# ?
www.w5ddl.org/kn5grk/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 3:58, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Been trying to work out a crap Parody / Rhapsody joke all week

Gave up and just did this
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Hehe
Good text-matching! It's weird, the more specific a compo is, the easier I find it to come up with ideas... the more open it is, I'm left floundering
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)

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