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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Thanks to everybody who left suggestions this week, here's the vote=-o-matic for this week's new QOTW

- Who (or what) do you blame for you life being shit? I blame a curse by noted spoon-bender Uri Geller

- Getting People Wrong: Have you changed your opinion on somebody? I used to think Uri Geller was a pretty decent chap, now I'm only making things worse for myself

- Saved a Life: Have you ever saved a life, or been involved in an act of major (or minor) heroism?

- Filth!: Tales of dirt, grot and mess

- Losing my Virginity: Another installment of "Lies I told on B3ta". If you are still a virgin tell us about the time you lost your Pokemon Virginity

- The Worst Decision I ever made: "Something something ex-wife something"








Winner gets a croissant.

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Filth
Filth filth filth
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I don't really care about QOTW
but that is a very smug picture
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Has he been enfattened for that pic
Or is he just getting a little porky these days?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^ Aggreed.
Why ask about a /talk QOTW on /board?
We would get bum-raped if we put the image challenge vote on /talk!

* Click my Chopper to see my Vag
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Filth:
"When I was at uni we didn't do the washing up for ages" x n.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# "And when they moved out, we found that under the bed was..."
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
[a] Another Bed, from a time in the past.
[b] A magical gateway to another dimension.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh [b] please
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# a man banging a severed head on the car roof...
hang on... thats the wrong ending...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# The ending.. no
it is merely the beginning of the sequel
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# a hot cup of tea that hadn't been there before.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# A dead body.
At least in my flat, anyway.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Is this your alter-ego?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Blech... that's fucking horrid, that is. D:
I no longer feel hungry.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# By "horrid" do you really mean
"Makes me feel all sexy and gooey"?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# No no no no, you're mistaking me for Moggy.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# You do look pretty similar in this light.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I get that a lot. It's this bloody knife I'm holdi- HEY!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# An eerily tidy area...

Compared to the rest of the house?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Lots of old socks
hardened by a mysterious translucent goo....
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Probably cum.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# a well-thumbed 1980s Razzle
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# So that's where I left it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# under the bed.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# A Rolls-Royce and 125-year-old legs of ham.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ham link toucher.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# £1.9bn in platinum
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# A FLOOR!!
excuse me, wrong hole.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Filth...

Gotta be done.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I'm voting for 'Getting People Wrong', as it sounds very similar to a challenge I suggested a while back
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Don't take me for a cunt!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I manage to avoid people doing this with me by prefacing everything I say with
"I'm not a racist"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# yes, that disclaimer always helps one's credibility :P
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# "Without wishing to be awkward"
"I'm not being funny"

"While I know it's important to you"

"I don't want you to get the wrong impression"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# GAHH!!
I work with a guy who uses phrases like that all of the time, and then wonders why he is so easily 'read'
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# also, we (as a global society)
need to somehow find a way to fucking relentlessly kill sayings like, 'my bad', 'just sayin'', and go back to simpler times when phrases like 'I could care less' and 'a whole nother..' were king
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I couldn't care less eitherway.
;)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I feel that alot.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# cool story bro
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Oh dear
I think we might need to start putting filenames in the hover text this challenge is going to wear my mousse pout.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really worth it's own thread
And actually a misunderstood lyric...

True story, though.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# DISTURBING
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Disturbing indeed!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I really should actually watch this film at some point.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# It's like gay porn with fighting
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# not that there's anything wrong with that of course
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I dunno....
I'm not a massive fan of watching fighting.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha
gaysexlols
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# it's
hypnotic!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# pfffffffft
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# oh yes
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Good boxing, Microwave
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Great Pugilists Microwave
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Sock Puppet battles can get a bit bloody
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# My money's on the pale one in the red trousers
He's already got the blue chap bloodied
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
im so jealous of your lego icon
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# there's only one way to find out...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Belt buckle is a nice touch.
GJM
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Good Klitchkos Microwave
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Are they moving a sheet of really thin glass
GJM
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Go, Michael Gove, go-GO!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Spuggeeeeeeee!
/ac
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# folklore or fact
/ac
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# haha
she was scary!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
I wish he would go
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee!!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# !
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# John Cleese in terrible CGI rendering of boring wank-fantasy for virgins?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
# sounds like a great concept for a movie!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Oo get her and hating all the Lord of Rings stuff
the CGI was actually groundbreaking especially the work on making gollum come to life. But I shouldn't talk with any authority as my virgin status has been withdrawn many many years ago.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Yes I'd heard that.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# haha big news!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# One does not...
...oh you spanner :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] You know what? I'm gonna put it right here. Right on the refrigerator. That way we'll get to see it everyday.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# She ain't got no time for the little donkey
she just rides the big cock!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers dm
I was rissing for a minute there....
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
#


(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Woo! I loves me some Gil Elvgren ladies
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhh, Ma'am...


Sorry
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE IT!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I'm lovin' IT!

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Haha, an oldie but a goodie
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# lols
and clicks hard
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
Genuine lolz there :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
i love Quincy
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Heheh
Or confused... a Go-Bot
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# This isn't patrick swayze baby...
wtf is going on?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# red..always
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Blue! No! Red!
Arrrrgh!

Actually, it doesn't really matter, because whichever one you take there will be an adventure anyway.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# haha
Has to be red
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] For God's sake Mrs Robinson...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Dear oh dear
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# hehe
Dustin Hotman!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# hahahhah
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ach, do the punchline yourselves.

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Deduce me.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# ha ha!
Very good.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# This is brilliant :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] An elegant weapon...
For a more civilised age... Jimmy.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I find your lack of space disturbing
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
#
It kind of had to stretch up out of the top of the original image, otherwise it would look like he's holding a small log.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# it was a play on a darth vader quote, not a critisism
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# not a criticism!?
what have you done with the real prodigy69!!

:p
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I'm one of many
# 38
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# cor, you are legion and that
innit
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# indeed

# 54
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
Sorry, I just automatically assume everything that isn't explicitly approving is a criticism. I'm usually right.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Christ Hoo
You really phoned that one in. *clicks anyway*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
#
What can I say? I'm at work.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Touché.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the Transpennine Express. Your next stop is Hull.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# haha god bless baby cheeses
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Get this out early doors...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
# I've been expecting you Mr Bond
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Morning Joe!

Edit: Spent way too long looking for the monkey reference..... New challenge time already!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)
# That sort of thing happens to me every Thursday!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
:o)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# This, with a pointy hat
very good though :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# *spang*
I only just looked at the filename.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# aaaaah!
*fetches spanging pan*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
# *applauds* superb and well worth a spanging!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# had to filename
Jesus H :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Ning b3ta
Todays 'Looking Right' ladies are Eva Cassidy, Elaine Stritch and Christie Brinkley.

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:51, archived)
# and todays "Looking Left' stripys are...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:51, archived)
# What time do you call this?
:D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:58, archived)
# 7:58 - - - - - - - ^
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# and the first one was posted at 7:51
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:16, archived)
#
one was two were
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Shiitake Life
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)
# SHIITAKE IS LIFE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:22, archived)
# XD yeah!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:55, archived)
# TOUCH MY SHIT ACHE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:09, archived)
# IF SHITAKE IS LIFE. LIFE HAS MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT
HAHAHA HAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHA



HAHAH HAHAHA HAHAHAH
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:32, archived)
# Property shark sighted
 

 
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:34, archived)
# DAIKON YOU DICK
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:02, archived)
# hmm
your getting more main stream it takes leaving and coming back to realise things like this
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
# Hhahahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 5:39, archived)
# MY LIFE WAS A SHIITAKE LIE!!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 5:40, archived)
# pfft Shiitake don't go well with Bacon, Sausage, Eggs and Pineapple
In other news I finsihed a pic I started the other night

Which considering how my caffeine riddled brain works is an accomplishment
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Peerless
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:05, archived)
# Sinead O'Connor?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)
# natalie portman
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Ooooh - now you mention it...
It's very good, either way.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:41, archived)
# TY sir
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Nope?
No fucking idea what that is about.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:29, archived)
# it's a moggy post
I haven't figured out a single fucking one of them yet

Ning WB
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)
# NING PP!

ning real
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Well, everything seems to be in order here.
 
She's probably confused because GUINNESS DELTOID
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Quit loafing around Bruce, and get a real acting career
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
# It's a crumby way to earn a living.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:09, archived)
# I'll drink to that.
Somebody propose a toast...?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:10, archived)
# you knead to find some better ones
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# i had some good ones yeasterday
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:47, archived)
# doh!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:51, archived)
# not rising to the challenge?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# i just gave my crew tons of money to come up with one, but no luck
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 3:16, archived)
# to earn a crust, surely!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:32, archived)
# "When I look at dead people, I see all bread on them, often it is white bread, which sadly lacks much of the healthy fiber found in whole-grain bread"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:53, archived)
# "....and the texture of pumpkin seed on the top"
at leat it's not the stupidly named 'giraffe bread'
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:56, archived)
# PEDRO YOU DON'T REPLY TO MY COMMENTS ANY MORE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 3:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# OMG
Bruce Willis was a toast the whole time?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:31, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)
# ha ha, wow! I thinks thats going to happen a lot over the next week.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# doodle
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# fancy.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
# crystalline jelly babies

'fancy' of course
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# There seems to have been some kind of incident
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# I'm bleeding out of my fucking balls, dude!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# ahaha, the misforunte of others
ahahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:33, archived)
# schadenfreude
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:36, archived)
# oh, Gesundheit!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Fahrvergnügen
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:53, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DISCO
YOU'VE PISSED RIGHT ON MY CHIPS HERE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)
# NOT AGAIN
 

 
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:14, archived)
# hahahah
oh christ theyre killing him!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
# Holy shit that's cute and dark
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# lol, funny because its true
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)
# They look to be stuck in some sort of gray goo...??...!!!!!
AAU
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 4:12, archived)

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