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# The Human Centibeetle


This way to the Abbey Road Insectarium!

also on YouTube but no better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:42, archived)
# two down, two to go.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:50, archived)
# Look at em go!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 5:45, archived)
# Dig that oil-sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 5:51, archived)
# Gives new meaning to the hit "I'm looking through you"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Twist and Shout
"From Me to You"
"Help!"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha - this is fantastic, and needs more commentage
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# thanks :-)
took a while chopping 'em up into little puppets
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Making Life Better
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:33, archived)
# change your name
Tahkcalb will kick your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:43, archived)
# Haha!
No skin off my nose. Everyone should have one... or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:54, archived)
# Do you know I have never realised what your username was before.
umopapisdn is a good one too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 6:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:11, archived)
# Oooh I want to keep this one!!
My biggest competitor - not well liked!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Do it, do it now!
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# do it now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF248ChsULY
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Do it 14 hours a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:47, archived)
# Connection: Popular link of North Korean escapee who repaired foot pedaled sewing machines.
Just this reply, from the other side of the world, thank you, is dazzling to me. Oh, and so rude, so para-legal, yet so warm, cozy. Je t'aime, b3ta.

Also, irony appreciated. I hereby click for passion. De RIS: b3ta.com/links/Utterly_nightmareish_story_from_the_only_man_to_successfully_escape_North_Korean_prison_camp
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 3:16, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:01, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:23, archived)
# NOT SUITABLE FOR WEBB
(1.618..., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# ahahah ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure how recogniseable this logo is?

(champagnerocker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# petrol related?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
#
Nope, more North Atlantic Treaty related.
(champagnerocker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# drilling rights?
i dunno, i'm pretty ignorant when it comes to most things.
it's a blessing and a curse
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] have my obvious q&s entry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Spot on
at this rate we'll be getting Tesco Value Police
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TRADEMARKS


Hollywood bigwigs are making The Hobbit pub in Southampton change its name, in case people think Peter Jackson is running it. So this week's challenge is to infringe a trademark satirically, through the medium of photoshop. Challenge suggested by benito vaselini.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Is that the pub where you can trek for 6 hours to get around to the bar
or just ride one of the giant eagles straight to the bar and miss all the boring bits and save a lot of time?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# well, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# HaHa!!! well done . click
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I thought that was for the London Olympic Games Committee!
Then I realised the circles aren't in colour ;)
(EricTViking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# it's from the olden days
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Well ...
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
#
oh god I just realised what this is referring to and frankly I'm DISGUSTED

but have a click anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# My grandson saw this! My grandson!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Fucking BMW... won't someone think of the children!!!!


Actually that's pretty awful... unless he's 16+ (was going to say 18, but frankly don't really know if there is an age when 1c2g is acceptable)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Subtle
but the payoff is a cracker
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Love it
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# That's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Or maybe even now,
in which case...
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
//engage cyber sax
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Ian!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 2:14, archived)
# One vote for infinite preservation in the world archive of reactionary art aimed at current events.
I deem it worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 3:19, archived)
# Beautifully done
and now I've got the music on loop in my head nnnnngggg.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:18, archived)
# still crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)
# Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Great work, always nice to see again!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# hadn't seen this before
Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I bloody hate the good life
They're so bloody nice

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bomygz1Ygkk
(gijoel, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:27, archived)
# Thanks for smallbrainfield!! :D
Use free!! As you like!! (other web site upload is OK)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
# erm nice pic
I took this yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Indeed ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Nice Photo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# can I chuck a sausage along this?
it'd be so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Do you know my missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:49, archived)
# what is the point?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# it's the sharp bit at the end of a stabby object
But that's not important now.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# you're not supposed to use the word you're defining
in the definition
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# the word point can be removed if needed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# i really must insist
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Is charm and eerie. I like his style. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# if everyone reposted everyone else's pics that they've liked on b3ta
it'd all become a bit (more) recursive
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# if everyone reposted everyone else's pics that they've liked on b3ta
it'd all become a bit (more) recursive
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 2:39, archived)
# If everyone reposted everyone else's pics that they've liked on b3ta
it'd all become a bit (more) recursive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:13, archived)
# if everyone reposted everyone else's pics that they've liked on b3ta
it'd all become a bit (more) recursive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Adillf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# heh heh XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# if this had noise on it
it'd be pure catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I prefer your other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I'll other web site upload
if that's OK
do you mean Wasp Box?
No, I didn't think it.

She has legs of thin
lvolely drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I came across this film in the bargain bucket at Tesco (other supermarkets are available)
Looks a bit shit, I know I wouldn't buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
# But Ed wouldn't give us cuts...
He'd give us money, and jobs, and security, and health as well as the moon and the stars!
(EricTViking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I thought that was what cameron and clegg promised
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Nope.
Only Ed can fix the mess, he said so.
(EricTViking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Well I think it's fair that the labour party get a chance to sort out the mess they created
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Me too...
They certainly seem to have all the answers all of a sudden ;-)
(EricTViking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Get your fanny to work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I don't work well with others.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Yo puedo tocar tus dingleberries?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
# I'm not a puedo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# CAN you tell me why?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Pedro es muy feo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Pedro es una vagina grande.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Si'....un cabeza de puerco... (hee hee/mexican/korean laughter)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# haha. A head of pork! Funny in any language!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# haha Douche Bag?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha! It must be true then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Su spang?...no comprende.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# you sapz?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 3:11, archived)
# Sólo en el interior
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Tu es Solo de Mano.
Hee hee Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I have no intentions of doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# It's a nice hat though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# That is true.
It both attracts them and keeps them moving about.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
# you know, you got the ears, nose, neck and eyes frigheningly correct
but the mustache, non
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Apropos of nothing
www.amputee.me.uk/my_story.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# fabulous webskills at that link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Smallbrainfield?
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:32, archived)
#
That's you, that is
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# You're thinking of Wasp Box
...maybe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Aren't they the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Tickled I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely. Hate non expected thing. Think I'm going to be carted off from too many bottles of wine
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# unexpected, but not unwelcome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# ERROR: NO ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
PLEASE INSERT HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:27, archived)
# genuine out-loud laughing
good work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 4:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:43, archived)
# CLOTHESDICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I had heard small pox was making a comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Your tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Boldly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# As it's Wednesday I thought I'd post another image from BASICcomic.
It's got a giant robot and some BASIC in it:
Photobucket


Like a fucktard I forgot to link to the comic proper at www.basiccomic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# C://dos

C://dos.run
run.dos.run
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Best. T shirt. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# It is rather lully this
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Right well that first BASIC should have had quotes round it if it's a string literal shouldn't it?
If it isn't, it's a type mismatch. And that semicolon in the middle of the print statement probably isn't legal, and even if it is and we assume the NAME$=BASIC assignment worked you'd just get GOOD MORNING UNIT NAME = BASICBASIC.

I quite like how Wyndham looks like a young Bill Gates.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# YOU'RE MY MUMMY NOW
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Awesome - thanks :)
(EricTViking, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Are there going to be jokes in it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# So this is verbatim right?
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# ITS EEL BAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# l Iike this
l heartiIy endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# good man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Throw me the accordian and I'll throw you the whip
No time to argue.......Adios Senor!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# WYH
frontpagin like a muddafukka!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
#
Beadle hand!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Tron inspired Sci fi Music Video
A low budget music video we made. We constructed tron style lightsuits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWjVfwNl-Bk
(snakeath, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:09, archived)
# i think you also need flame retardent underoos
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# You smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# atomic is coming to get me
please help.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Is he going to get you in a sexy way?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# wee and biscuits with a hint of lavender
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I gather you've met him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# No, I can smell him from here
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hello snakeath
welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave, etc.

Don't delete your post, but for future reference /board is for images you've made yourself and /links is for links.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# My, that's very polite
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I've been really quite grumpy today
I'm hoping that this restores the balance somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# wee and biscuits I say
with a hint of lavender
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# that means getting out of this comfy chair
I prefer to wee before I get up.

Although, www.b3ta.com/board/10724147
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I can smell you from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# This is unusually civilised for this place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I like this video
but it's got that newfangled pop music beat on it

/Alma Cogan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# would you give it a high rating for danceability?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# DANCING LEADS TO SATAN
AND SATAN LEADS TO BOYS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# AND PUTTING A DONK IN IT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# you can lead a boy to water
...but you cannot make him donk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# *Saunters off to get popcorn and wake the board nazis*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# and biscuits
with a hint of lavender
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# See, I'm not the only one who thought this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# It was really ironic I went off to make this and came back only to find you had already noticed his faint whiff of urine :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# High fives
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
good one
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Pop on over to /links
That's the proper place fr this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I think you should post this on
b3ta.com/links/

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# eep

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# You'll need to explain this to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# This is a song I made, can you make a music video for it?
song
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Can I
make a video for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
# l reaIIy enjoyed that
You may find that /Iinks board is the best pIace to put that sort of thing, but that's quaIity work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Yo I flipped the pause like stop all yo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# it's eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# It's a good job she didn't get onto the subject of pancakes...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I wish my sponge was as moist as Fanny's
/80's joke
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Jonnie actually said live on air.
"I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha, comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# There's some corkers out there..
www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-208718.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# what a lol fest, that`s cheered me right up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# They actually did a whole program of them on tv once...
A bit like it will be alright on the night, but it was actually funny! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# [something about Jack Tuat]

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583067/Why-BBCs-Charlotte-Green-got-the-giggles.html
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# And a more recent victim, Jeremy Hunt
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jim-naughtie-gaffe-today-programme-267598
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I hope your doughnuts come out looking like fanny's
'70s joke / reported to have been uttered on a Look North cookery spot.

EDIT: fuck, must learn to type faster.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I stand corrected
said the man with the orthopaedic shoes

/80's joke
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I like my women like I like my eggs in the morning..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Beaten with a fork and burnt to the bottom of a pan?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Coddled?
Whatever that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# With some soldiers lined up, ready to go?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Ramming it in untill the filling drips down her side...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:14, archived)
# So you can scoop up the spillage and lick the drips from your finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Some people would pay for this..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Oval and fresh out the bum of a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# with a bit of blood and a torn feather stuck to them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# and smears of chicken faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, smears.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:37, archived)
# smears?
some of my home laids have whole lumps of faecal matter on them! the joys of hen keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Covered in ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Sexually undifferentiated?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# On John Prescott's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# inspected and fondled in the supermarket by many people and only the best ones purchased?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I pick the rubbish ones
and then take them home and draw happy faces on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Do you stuff them with cotton wool
And grow cress on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# *hurriedly shuts curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Smeared with chicken faeces?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# *heads directly to the restaurant*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I take my coffee black, like my men.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# nobody disses Dino
not on my watch
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] t-rex chainsaw frenzy
Photobucket

thought I'd dust this one off.
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# 4 years 6 months and 29 days and I've gone and got me an icon
Saving up for a computer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Elephant! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Yay indeed
The cock icon is facing to the left, and that's just wrong.

(see also the logo for Jaguar cars, what utter numbnuts approved that?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# They do b3ta on computers now?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I'll
have to find what one is. Do you have a link to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# 01 288 8055
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I found this, it might be useful
www.google.com/search?q=google
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Yay, But I'v been told minimal is the new look!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Something about underlining.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# It's all about underlining...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# You thought it was for a few minutes.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Broom broom...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# War Games...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# what the juxtaposed fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# SHUDDERING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Was this filmed with goatse-cam?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# You're talking out of your...
experience? :P
(beerMatt, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Ack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Looks like its saying
"What the fuck did you put into my bread."
But it could just be the face of a midwife.
(beerMatt, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# If Frank Gallagher was a midwife
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# The games master..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# 'pussy poop and all the fear'?
ahhh, 'pussy poop and all that's here'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's choices go like this:

Trademark infringement
Hollywood bigwigs are making The Hobbit pub change its name because people might think Peter Jackson has taken to running a pub in Southampton. Infringe a trademark intentionally, satirically and through the medium of photoshop.

How the Gov is going to improve the NHS
Stick cameras in operating theatres to make reality shows? Sell limbs of the poor to an international limb market? Doctors that prescribe poison to reduce external costs? Show us.

Never gonna happen
Show us something that will never, ever happen. Ever.

One word challenge: Nuns

And the vote? It's right here.





(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# cor, that's a toughy, the first 3 are good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# But, "nuns"
Rubs thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# a week of nun-chuks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# nun of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Oh hang on, we've had nuns
www.b3ta.com/challenge/penguins/
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# PENGNUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, archived)
# my anti-disleksix gene, totally cleared that up
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:13, archived)
# bindun
One thing's for sure, 3 is never gonna happen *votes*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# We haven't heard from WebSheriff for aaaages
I vote Trademark Infringement.

Oh, and the pub has been saved by Gandalf and the Master of Laketown.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-17433036
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yay! glad it's been sorted bloody Hollywood money grubbers!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Still not right.
The pub should get some serious money for 20 years worth of pre-advertisement for their film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Did nobody figure out
that the word 'hobbit' was in use at least 50 years before Tolkien was born?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# o
rly? Interesting, in a way...
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Improving the NHS?
Never gonna happen.

EDIT: Also, 1 sounds really, really boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# 1,2 or 3.....hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 1or 4....3.. :)
edit/ final choice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Damn! No choice here, and it is a good selection this time.
Trademark infringement! We have to do this hard, ugly, and with malice of forethought.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# first prize
to whom ever does a nun infringing the NHS trademark

didn't we do trademarks though?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mechandiseforunlikelyfilms/
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Naaah, that's never gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Got to be Nuns!
Someone go and fetch Atomic!
(EricTViking, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:01, archived)
# No...the world is not ready.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Demography

Or you could snigger at the poorly cropped headline next to it.
(beerMatt, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ITS EEL BAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Uh-oh
This isn't going to end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
# *gets popcorn, waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Checks watch
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Looks around
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Wonders where the others have got to
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Probably still on their ciggie break.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:37, archived)
# CLARINET SOLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I think what sets this apart from other 'LOL here's something I found on the internet' posts
Is that there's actually no element of it that's remotely funny.

Edit oh alright then...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# the boat's still got sails!
it's still good

if it catches a breeze! it'll be fine!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Ooooo epic fails
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I'm going to say ris
but have a hunch you'll have no idea what the fuck I mean
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Recursive Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# You'll need to explain this to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# there's a thing, right, and another thing, and they're both in this...other thing, or something, but anyway, the two things are kind of doing a thing
I might have missed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# That thing you missed, right, that's the thing I don't get
I think I get the rest it's just that thing I don't get
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Actually, right, I didn't get the rest of it,
I pretended I knew what you're talking about so I would look clever.

I'm still none the wiser, what is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# OH! I SEE!
APARTMENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I'm so proud of you
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# this post was so awesome, it made me compelled to sing!
songforchildren.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Well,
That was special....
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Rebel Alliantz...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] And I may as well dump this lot here....
US Meerine
United Nations Peacekeeping Ferret
Mek-Cat
Viking Squirrel
Combat Tortoise
Royal Australian Air Force Raptor
Airborne Balloon Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# lovin that
hatstand balloon cat blueprint
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# The "Slightly Annoyed Cat"
The SAC would be floated over enemy territory where the cat, being slightly annoyed, would attack the balloon and land. It would then infiltrate the enemy command centre and scratch the furniture with its claws, demoralising the enemy and in some cases causing allergen-related sneezing.

The SAC never saw widespread use due to a worldwide shortage of string. It did, however, lead to one documented case of a dead sparrow being discovered in the bed of a minor Stabsgefreiter in Berlin in late 1943.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Viking Squirrel worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Never forget!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Bloons!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I like your style
I'd like it more if you had dark/brunette hair, just a personal preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Dark hair is harder to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I like your style
I'd like it more if you had less dark pubic leakage, just a personal preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I just thought, is that rapebruise?
I'm not keen on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Such terrible animal cruelty
I'm not going to like this until I know for sure that cat was alright.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# He was killed by a Viking Squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# All woos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# That's rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hurrah, ant attack!
(without the awkward isometric angles...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Everything's gone weird/green
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:24, archived)
# the reich quartet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Like reich now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Kitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Eh?
I get the khazi one, but the rest ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# inside joke/secret clique
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# On b3ta?
Whouldathunkit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# You had to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Cute Kitler. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
# XDThanksXD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# You know you've made it when you've got a golden loo.
I'll just pop this here, so as not to push anything down.



Blame the beginning of the Kazakhstan level in Modern Warfare 2 for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# That was a good level
Really tense, didn't feel like a Pirates of the Caribbean film in the way that the rest of the game did
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Modern Warfare 2 felt like loads of different films
like The Rock, Red Dawn, Black Hawk Down, etc. Modern Warfare 3's campaign wasn't too bad either; the London level was probably the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Haven't played any of them...
Battlefield atw ftw
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# The single-player campaigns are usually the reason I buy them
because the multiplayer hasn't been good since CoD4.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Next time...post away! This deserves it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Mm, I guess I just feel that a rough sketch like this one doesn't deserve its own thread.
I probably would if I thought it was REALLY good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Full Haus, Always thought Kitler was ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# The Death Card!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# If you like to gamble....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# \o/-rock!
best song ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# And Lemmy hates it and hates performing it!
But has to because it is the fans favorite, everytime I have seen them over the past ten years, he'll walk up to the mike and just really disgruntled grunt "Ere it is then"
This one of mine all time favs by them, just love the raw energy...
NSFW titty picture in it....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR2qD8cHCdw
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# hell yeah!
you had me at the sexy nun. I think I'd take up smoking if these were cigarette cards
* clicks like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Hitler's pose might look familiar.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thinker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# \o
Only 48+1 to go. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I wonder who the Joker would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Bromfield is holding it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Fascinating, captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I don't play with a full deck.......you know that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Ahh, Maria...
*clicks prematurely* oops, sorry love, that's never happened before...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# woo!
THIS is b3ta
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# O_o it is? :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# It just keeps getting better
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Collect them all! Trade with your friends!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# O_O

Nice work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Good clean fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)

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