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# FLAN HEARTS U
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:17, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:19, archived)
# mesmerising
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:19, archived)
# modernised


(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:23, archived)
# arrrgh the katona!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:34, archived)
# Eye <3 eye wobble.

(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Professor Metronome?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:44, archived)
# THE TEEEFS!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
# Did this really happen?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:11, archived)
# AND WE HEART FLAN
Well, most of us do.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:25, archived)
# PUT EM UP SONNY
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:29, archived)
# LEAVE HIM JEREMY, HE'S NOT WORTH IT
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
# haha i love slackjaw's womanly wrist
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# He likes to show his femine side from time to time.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:36, archived)
# I'LL FETCH YOU ONE UP THE BRACKET SO I WILL
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:47, archived)
# i'm assuming b3tards is borked again
i can't see any b3tard pics
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:39, archived)
# looks fine to me?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:42, archived)
# weird
it's alright now
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:25, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
 

 
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:49, archived)
# not pictured: ALL OF THE METH
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'll be back on the gayshift soon I think. I'm missing joining in.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:04, archived)
# you're telling me, I have been too busy with work to even paste some shit face on things, sad times
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 6:18, archived)
# FCHW?
i don't geddit
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Happy Kevin Lloyd Day™
I was walking around humming "Infinity" to myself yesterday, as you do, when I had this random and slightly awful mental picture of the late Kevin Lloyd behind the decks, vamping it up, '90s style.
So I had to chuck this together to get it out of my system. And just now, out of curiosity, I thought I'd check to see how long it's been since Tosh left our planet - and much to my astonishment discovered that I've unknowingly (for real) done this on his birthday of all days.
Am I truly psychic? Or perhaps just drunk?




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Show me The Bill, bartender!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:39, archived)
# seem to remember him from auf wiedersehn pet..?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
# the bill
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:33, archived)
# top tune
probably drunk
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:36, archived)
# TOSH!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:08, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)
# This post is utter tosh!
:P
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# TOSH!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# And then off to Mos Eisley Cantina for some deilcious cup a soup.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:37, archived)
# hahaha fuck i though that was the scarecrow from wizard of oz for a minute
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:05, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKIE MOUTH
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Beautiful!
:D

(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Love it
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# It's staaaaaar waaaaaaars!
Cum on feel the forze?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:54, archived)
# oh that is fantastic
makes me want to sing.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Sorry - I'm sure this has bindun!


ironic mod edit - smaller thanks
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# jesus, it's a bit small eh
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Hence the ....hates "FAQs"
;)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# totallty missed the whole joke sorry
amazing, as it's so fucking easy to see, hahaha
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Oh christ, this won't end well.
*legs it for the bunker*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Meta.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# ...to the bat-copter!!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
#


Is it the gayshift already? Damn clocks going forward!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Thanks for that.
Really, I mean it. I'm being sincere.

I did something similar with a long repeated text post a few nights ago and I didn't realise what a massive fucking twat I was.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
#
was am

HTH
HAND :D
LOL
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# TYVM
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# YVW
LYLAS
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Hide a thread? Surely people don't do that
lest they miss witty retorts to their crucial comments
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# TYVM for editing your post to make me look like a total willy,
I'm aware that I deserve it.



2 thumbs fresh.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# I like to help where I feel I can.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:54, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:37, archived)
# Lovely Little Girls.
A good band. Good art. Bums.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 5:12, archived)
# This is quite
something
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# FUCK




(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# How does Alice Cooper maintain his youthful glow?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:27, archived)
# Night, night
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:54, archived)
# stick it up your cock and shit out the wax
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# You say the most romantic things.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Helping the Nation get pissed
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Bard Ays???
I don't get it
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Celtic I reckon.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
Bar Days. My first post - forgive me.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I haven't a clue what the current challenge is
I shall go away again
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# "Infringe a trademark", apparently
Perhaps like "Dis'n'ey? Fuck, I was looking for anal!" except photoshopped with judicious use of Mickey Mouse's ears and the Disney logo.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Monster Mash!


Why haven't they made this yet??
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# YES coloured with mushy peas.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# She's got big hands for a lady.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# because a lady loves big hands
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Altogether now
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:56, archived)
# TOO GREEN
however I like the font
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
# You want him burning tyres?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I Like!

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I see you...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha where'd he go ?
also,


Reheating sausage rolls doesn't get much tougher than this !
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX PASTY TAX
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Pasty Tax Riots will bring down the government, mark my words
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# The price of a Gregg's vegetable pasty was already untenable, I may just have been tipped over the edge
I'M ON THE VERGE OF RIOTING HERE
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# if you say that on the internet you go to jail
trufax
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# oh, now I see how it all works.
internet=real

Shit, I'm in trouble.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# for example, if you make a joke about being ready to go on a riot you..
oh...


well

yes.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Once I made a joke about anal sex with toddlers on a puerile digital arts community board
but I think I got away with it.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Even funnier
Because his resaurant chain has been roundly panned by any food critic that has eaten there.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Someone better teach that cat the laws of physics.
It'll hurt itself one day.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# he seems fine so far
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# anti-grav cat is watching you
er...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# kitty make dog laugh
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# fucking hell
you won't catch me staring at his missus!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
#

called someone a sanctimonious git today, very satisfying.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Hehe. I had one of those today as well
I like this.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# But I would have preferred to call them a knobtwuntcheesescraping :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Cricket
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Most terrible of the autobots
Woo
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# who was it?
you can use names here, only you and I will know Reme is.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# the cake dude?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
Too soon
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Old Macdonald
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ee I ee, ... I, ... oh.
:D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# hahahahah
nie work
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# i've been ill
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# hahah


ooh. I just missed post 48000. Meh.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
That almost justifies the existence of a truly terribly film. Almost.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I loved that film.
LOVED.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# you fool
it is a very nearly perfect film
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I admire your sense of irony.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# are we even talking about the same film?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# It seems not.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Rubbish
It has a plethora of good jokes.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I seem to be in the minority.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
# i bet you didn't even see the invisible swordsman
'ning b3ta, hope this fine tuesday evening finds you well :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# FARLEY, FARLEY, FARLEY, FARLEY, FARLEY, FARLEY, FARLEY, AHFAEURRRRERGHHHHAR
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# bastards. i need to watch this again now...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Myyy liddle buddercup
right im off
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I admit I was 100% clean & sober when I watched it.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# oh yes, you have a plethora
- Jueve, what is a plethora?
..well...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# One of the greatest films ever made.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# ^this, with ornately embroidered knobs on
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Their acting was very wooden throughout.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# barum







tish :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
Martin is such a plank.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Yeah. The producers never really twigged.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I suppose they just had to stick with him...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# But as an actor, he really needs to branch out.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I couldn't leaf without adding to this thread
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 4:49, archived)
# It is difficult to force big names into leafing the production mid-shoot.
Damn! Beaten! I bough to the above's superior speed
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# FOOTSLUICE
right im off
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# hah!!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Someone had already done His Master's Vag.

Today has been rubbish.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# :o
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# :p
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# i just learned a new word!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# You didn't know what a vag was?
Tsk. Kids today!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Violent foodstuff that fight for justice, it has the basis of a crap webcomic

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# she's very apeeling
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Core!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# She's certainly earned her pips
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# bit of first aid wouldn't go amiss
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I think a bbq might be more useful
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# *glee*
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# She should probably get that seen to.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# too busy getting revenge on vicious assailants innit
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# \o
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I also had an Idea for a crap webcomic.
It was about an idea without any legs.

It never ran in the end.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# one day someone will have an idea for a good webcomic
and we will be shocked
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Fresh water for once
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I think you have a leaky pipe in your basement
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I saw someone with that on Embarrassing Bodies last night
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Was that where Dr Pixie fingered the womans poop shoot
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I thought I was just fantasizing that
ah no. It was Dr Dawn in my fantasy
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Dr Pixie looks like a dominatrix
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Maybe it was Dr Dawn's poop chute
What was Dr Christian doing at the time?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# feeling tits and sniffing sperm
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# oh that did make me boke a bit
the sperm sniffing that is. One of them looked like glue.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Tits?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Nice lighting work! Worthy of a Hollywood film.
What's causing the bounced light (why aren't you just a black silhouette)?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I had a small light attached to the tripod
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Now it's fresh water:P
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# (coal) seams alright to me.

Actually, this is fucking gold :)

I shall woo and yay accordingly, and click also. Lovely shot PP!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# it's a water tunnel for a mill
:D I was glad it has a lot less water in it now
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Love the lighting
lengthy exposure?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# about 6 seconds
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# nice smooth effect on the water :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I've exposed myself for longer
give 'em a proper eyeful..that's my philosophy
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Be careful there, your orange is about to fall out of your pocket...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Lara Powers: Tomb Raider.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Rectum Raider
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Manic Miner: The Movie
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# All I'm seeing are Alien eggs in the foreground
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Ham. Lots and lots of ham.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Ah this where he got it all wrong!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# bloody is :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
*buzzes*
Deviation.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Bums.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Fischgabel
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# RIP short-lived fischgabel memewagon
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# wash the kid
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# No ham actor
Do I have to tell you everything twice?:D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Parsleypoker!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# aww all those poor 3 legged piggies
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# for my Mad Men homies
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
"I make beautiful babies..."

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Love this style....
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Phwoar
:D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO clicks sir!
Yes! Two! Just for you. No-one else. Lucky boy.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Christina Hendricks next, please.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Really lovely stuff, I'll be careful now !
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha ;-)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Good man.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# who's birthday is it, now?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# nice arts as per
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Easy parody.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# *hunts out eye pod image*
eye pod image lost, oh well.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I had my own secret eye pod of eyes image
but my computer went mgmlgmlgmogmoemioimoiwipfweipnjwefhiasiwef a while ago, lost stuff.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# ta
I must find photosoup and install

then begins evil!

and rebuild scanner machine,

then begins more evil :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Why is it more comfortable to pee into a sink instead of a toilet?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Moggy= nonsense, nonsense, nonsense
Then sumtin witty outta the blue, then more nonsense...

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Cool beans.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Your first b3ta joke ?
hope this makes the front page
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# XD *laughing*
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Oh great, I want a Freddo now D:
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Don't we all :|
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# How much are they nowadays anyway?
I remember when they used to be 10p...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Fuck me, that's depressing.
*writes feverishly to MP*
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Melt it in a cup of hot/warm water, while still in the wrapper,
When it has all melted and the wrapper has all ballooned up, squish it around in your hand and really give it a good moshing up, then stick it in the freezer for a couple of hours untill frozen solid, take out and eat straight from the freezer.
It's be the best Fredo you have ever eaten, it is actually better with a galaxy bar or galaxy fruit and nut.
but you mentioned Fredo bars, and I learnt this trick with a Fredo in 1976 (Blisteringly hot summer) when I bought one from the shop and it had melted by the time I got home, and my Mum put it in the freezer....
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Interesting. *takes notes*
I imagine it'd taste quite nice mixed with a Galaxy, as it's of a similar consistency to a Freddo bar.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# It tastes so good like this because of leaving it in the sealed wrapper...
Because the wrapper has ballooned up, half of the chocolate stickes to the wrapper and the other half wafers in the middle, giving you super smooth waffers of thin and thick ice cols chocolate that is crunchy and soft and melts ice cold at differen rates in your mouth, which makes for a super soft/hard/crunchy/melty taste sensation in your mounth...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# It really is amazing how something as trivial as a Freddo can undergo such changes.
I'll have to test this out tomorrow if it's as warm as it was today.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Just make sure you leave it in the freezer for long enough....
Nothing worst than if it is still warm and melted in the middle, a good 2 hours I'd say...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# collective insanity.
this is b3ta.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Easy Parody, great film that.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)
# More Paint.exe

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Funti?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# no thanks, I'm trying to cut down

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# reminds me of the old Worms fmvs witth the floaty hands holding the uzis
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Yes, I expected this scenario. However, he's not a worm, he's a sausage, and he does not have hands.
He uses the weapon inexplicably.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# telekinetic sausage
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# most likely.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Telekinetic sausage is most likely!
It hold the guns float to firing, enemies the arms and legs dismantle!!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# it's the red fog man, then the bad guys have to split
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Paint ftw!
Yiff Dalek

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Game over man, game over!

(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Mr Sausage ftw
He could kick the crap out of any manga :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# he's a manga character though
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Ah I thought he was an undercover ninja sausage in disguise
to save us all from the threat of evil manga taking over the world
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# it's my intention to draw an evil manga
but instead of doing that for now,I'm going to watch wasps repeatedly bounce off my window.

with a thud.

yes.

the wasps, when they hit the window, they go thud.

and it's only march.

Fuck knows what kind of giant striped beasts I'll be battling for dear life against by full on summer.

edit: also

there is a retarded pigeon mooching about.

it tries to sit on phone lines as if it was a sparrow. it's not a sparrow. it's a pigeon. I've already seen it fall off the line.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# silly discomeats you're watching tv
nature programme is on bbc2
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# THE WASPS! THEY ARE COMING OUT OF MY NON DIGITAL TV!
FUUUUUUCK
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)
# boiling piss ammo
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I think he's actually using DU's
made by orphans
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# fighting sausage.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# He comes from a historic lineage of combat sausages.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Yay ;-)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Less than an hour to go, can't wait
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)
# i'm not sure i understand
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# some girl sucked a cock
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# oh right, that rings a vague bell, was that the one where a video got leaked online?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# it was a big cock
and she pulls out her left breast at 5 mins 15 seconds. So I'm told.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# that's a long video, what's the point?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# About the size of a plum.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# roger that cap'n
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# She liked it. Tasted like her cherry chapstick.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# HA! Love this little fella!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# ta very much
brand new today :)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# alright raymond
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# sad prick
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# harsh but fair
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# maybe he'll post a pic of himself wanking too
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# you shot who in the what now?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
#

Shitty Kitty has an adverse reaction to sickly manga
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# whatever happened to kittyvomit
Not seen her on here in years
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Wasn't there a KittyCunty awell?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I do not know, human.


Here is your feline reward.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# riverghost had her
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)
# had her play hunt the sausage?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
XD Yays!!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# That's a lot
of boke!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# if you watch long enough
he'll lick it all back up and start again
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Haha, it never ends!
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# a bit like shitty fucking manga
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# *removes ignore*
oh fuck

*reinstates ignore*
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# He will treat the SICK for b3ta people.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
Don't mind Maria, the war sick cakes over cliff
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Dave?
It's you, isn't it?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# PUSSY FUCKSICK
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
# that's the next picture
in the series
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# PIKASPU
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# BEST OF THE JAVIERLS!


ta la


(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# feel the fi-ah
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
clicks :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I house sat a friends cat once
It shat and puked in every possible room/plant/rug. I wanted to kill the bloody thing. Thanks for bringing back some great memories. ;D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Urgh
Sorry to 'bring it up' :D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# This kitty is proving to be very anti-social. I like him.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Shitty Kitty just doesn't give a shit
:D
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Haha, the sick that keeps on giving ;-)
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)

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