Many women will glady invite you over for sex and then falsely accuse you of rape the next day
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:51,
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The starting date of the genocide is conventionally held to be April 24, 1915, the day when Ottoman authorities arrested some 250 Armenian intellectuals and community leaders in Constantinople. Thereafter, the Ottoman military uprooted Armenians from their homes and forced them to march for hundreds of miles, depriving them of food and water, to the desert of what is now Syria. Massacres were indiscriminate of age or gender, with rape and other sexual abuse commonplace. The majority of Armenian diaspora communities were founded as a result of the Armenian genocide.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:56,
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That was a mod edit for sure.I saw that!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:11,
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yeah it was too wide so I fixed it
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:17,
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squeeze those plums
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:20,
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He had a very unusually large growth of afro-like hair.One might say it looked like an afro.
It was very afro-like is what I'm saying.
Kind of like an afro.
(It was very afro-like is what I'm saying.
Kind of like an afro.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:21,
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IT'S BECAUSE OF ATTITUDES LIKE THIS THAT HE WAS FORCED TO CHANGE HIS HAIRSTYLE
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:25,
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I have nothing against grey people.You got scared. It seems that time in the shed has taught you something.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:28,
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who rapes the rapists, gronkpan? I ask you Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:19,
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Black communities and leaders are fully aware that drug-use is perpetuated by blacks.The issue is that, in this specific perpetrator-victim relationship, men do not always show support for rape-advocacy as a movement, for the same "not-a-rapist-not-my-problem" mentality mentioned above.
Which brings me to my final point. This slogan does not insult or demean women. The point is not to imply that women need surveillance. The message is clear that the point is for men to look at themselves and their attitudes towards rape, and if they see in themselves indifference or a "not-my-problem" attitude, maybe they should rethink their positions.
That being said, it could merely be a problem of scope, but the slogan does shift the conversation into a ham-fisted, not nuanced place.
(Which brings me to my final point. This slogan does not insult or demean women. The point is not to imply that women need surveillance. The message is clear that the point is for men to look at themselves and their attitudes towards rape, and if they see in themselves indifference or a "not-my-problem" attitude, maybe they should rethink their positions.
That being said, it could merely be a problem of scope, but the slogan does shift the conversation into a ham-fisted, not nuanced place.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:35,
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Oh man now that Geoff's posts have been mod edited I just look like a weird bigot
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:57,
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DEMOCRACY IS DEADMORE LIKE DEMOCRAZY AMIRITE
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:19,
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Still born concept.HERDS AM NOT SMARTS
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:28,
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immigrants and peadoes
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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Okay. And where can I find those women?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:18,
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Haven't tried itI do have some broad tape here that emits some very heavy glue fumes. I think I'll just wrap my head in it.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:33,
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Geoff this is turning into a very disfunctional relationshipI will not tolerate an abusive partner.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:41,
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have you tried sniffing glue? it may help with your relationship issues Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:46,
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Geoff has changed, Rapand no amount of glue will fix it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:47,
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Geoff has surprised me hereI thought I knew him, and now this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:46,
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I only have myself to blameI never should have let my guard down. I thought I was stronger than this.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:52,
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If you got Geoff problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 holocaust deniers but Geoff ain't one
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:07,
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Geoff, you're backbut it's just not the same any more.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:46,
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I think we're supposed to click on that link in which he has provided.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:01,
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this is what really happened to rick santorum Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:05,
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none of the other kids are getting a go.
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:30,
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Belt buckle for the win!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Do you think I came on too strong
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:06,
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HE JUST WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:12,
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tried to tell him but he wouldn't fucking listen. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:16,
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maybe more racism might've helped
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:33,
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Revenge is best served over a four year term of relative success. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:16,
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...or 8 years of failure.(i don't really care either way)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:23,
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8 years of failure can suck hard.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:36,
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Don't ever leave me again, Geoff
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:36,
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course now I gotta watch this againwww.youtube.com/watch?v=IEEHZdxkOfo
which is fine
(which is fine
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:20,
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can I get that as a screensaver Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:17,
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1. surname = murdoch
2. spouts same crap as the fox network
COINCIDENCE SHEEPLE?
(2. spouts same crap as the fox network
COINCIDENCE SHEEPLE?
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:08,
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easy now, you're messin with gronkpan's new best friend
(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:14,
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gronkpan won't mindHe'll like his new friend to be all riled up, so he can lay a calming hand on his shoulder, and say
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:16,
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disco said thatdetails, mofaha!
DETAILS!
(DETAILS!
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:26,
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oh yeah"feeling" the stupid
ahh yeah.
you know it.
(ahh yeah.
you know it.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:35,
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They always leave me in the end(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:08,
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I always assumed Zippy to be the most bent of the bunch, since he's basically a gimp Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:13,
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bow down before GEOFF, your lord and god
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:20,
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the milk fennel of the spirit mammastic palp-glands are evacuated of venom and deposited as an egg filled with bile and semen, fertilising the eggs picked up from the stave-reeds, the Vespede deposits them in a safe location. after the cycle completes, the adult Vespede dies.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:25,
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today i found out that fish semen is called milt
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:27,
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Good news, the navigation pouch was recovered intact. Just thought you'd like to know.- Col. Cirrus Quain
( ClanSoul,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:28,
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The detonation sounds for miles.Destruction is absolute.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:29,
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right bed time nowsweet milty dreams everyone
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:32,
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The bells toll for each death.I hope you sleep better now.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:33,
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Ask not for whom the bell tollsit tolls for THATCHER
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:11,
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he looks canadian Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:14,
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he is canadian, and he's so canadian that he became sad at the thought of all the wrong in the world.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:59,
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everything has tits discomeats, everything has tits Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:16,
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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUTthere is no way you could have bribed Detective Chief Inspector Stoat Fucker.
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:05,
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I got a mobile phone snuck in
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:12,
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you got me framed for murder you shitthe amount of cavity searches I had to go through, my arsehole is like the channel tunnel.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:18,
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"snuck in"for some reason I'm compelled to say
HIS ASS!
(HIS ASS!
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:39,
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^nicelyBTW is today's ClayShift officially over then?
It was getting Wanky
Bring on teh Freebases
(It was getting Wanky
Bring on teh Freebases
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:16,
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I miss ClayI liked his stuff.
I'm not down with edited posts, or comedy second accounts.
(I'm not down with edited posts, or comedy second accounts.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:19,
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that whole episode was totally beyond me Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:20,
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I hope there will still be updates on his Derry Air stuffHis Christmas collection was so good, I was singing the songs all holiday. I even burnt a copy for my inlaws.
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:23,
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he is a right funny cuntand since he stopped doing the horizontal scrolly things, about every second post of his got fp`d
I`m really not sure what his problem is
(I`m really not sure what his problem is
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:34,
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I think maybe his id took over.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:06,
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totally seeing minge there, natural full bushI need to get out more
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Skeletons"){kind=small}
Arthur Skellesley
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:09,
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Makes me wanna watch Army of Darkness. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:21,
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You need an excuse?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:55,
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also: Skellington Boots!
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:57,
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hmmmmno tunnels?
no abandoned sewers?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL PAUL P?
(no abandoned sewers?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL PAUL P?
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:07,
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I have a tunnel pic down the board somewhere
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:08,
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This is what he found down his latest hole
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:11,
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George Puke Us?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:05,
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hell yeah! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:27,
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he sucks a mean cock, though Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:30,
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Watto tasty snack
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:31,
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little bastard sticks in the goitre Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:36,
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Film it I'd pay to watch him burn
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:06,
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who, manley or mongy?Either way, withdraw that remark, before I have at you!
These fine gentlemen are both friends of long standing, and I will not tolerate such an insult!
(These fine gentlemen are both friends of long standing, and I will not tolerate such an insult!
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:08,
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Both or eitherI don't really mind who burns
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:11,
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Now you have upset me.Poor old bugger.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:07,
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sorryand now that you mention it, I shouldn't really have said that.
Although a joke makes light of old hurts, perhaps.
(Although a joke makes light of old hurts, perhaps.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:09,
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Not at all,FROG FUCKS GRANNY.
It is all good.
(It is all good.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:10,
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What now?Something wrong with my file size?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:06,
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How imaginativeYou must be a really fun guy
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:02,
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There's not mush room for more puns to be honest
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:06,
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I cannot wank to this Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:09,
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What's wrong with you?I thought b3tans could (and would) wank to ANYTHING
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:25,
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I am wanking as I type thisfuck, where`s the kleenex?
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:29,
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I said "If person laugh to Impossible, withdraw is better."
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:46,
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上に来る、これは私の冗談だろうと、我々が話したすべてのことから知っている
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:49,
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Yes. I didn't say "I glad" Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:02,
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It doesn't matter if you type it in Japanese or English,everything you type looks like nonsense to us.
That is why I like you, it's like talking to my knees.
(That is why I like you, it's like talking to my knees.
Shlvng,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:50,
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NO. NO withdrawit stays in until it's finished
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:07,
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やめてくんないかな = "やめて"'s Distinctive Japanese accent
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:49,
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I don't know. Did you intend to pun there? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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You need to filename to de-RIS'Untiltled-1' and 'Untitled-2' were the sister ships of the Titanic.
Frankly, I've got no idea what the pun is either!
(Frankly, I've got no idea what the pun is either!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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damn, You people never miss a beatI was actually going for the a-head joke. Obviously it was shit. Apologies.
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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Well, sperm can be referred to as a man's seedand it's going in the ocean. So now it's a seedy sea. Geddit? A Seedy Sea!
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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A lot of seamen died on the fateful night mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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I remember it like it was yesterday.Oh wait that was the bangbang club.
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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Except register on b3tathen wait...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Making little houseboats, surely mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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Not sure, I think that house is deadIt's a necrophiliac boat
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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The Boat That Rocked! ...would have been funny 45 minutes ago!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02,
archived)
This person is the situation of victims of the earthquake in Japan is not known.I do not like to laugh.
バカじゃねーの？
(バカじゃねーの？
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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You're probably on the wrong site then. I suspect given 5 minutes there'll be a picture of this boat in the side of the WTC.
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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If you look at the pictures of the victims of the Fukushima nuclear accident, You such would not say.I think better the Ark of Noah than this.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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*Stab your head many times* Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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You could at least wait.Until he's finished fapping
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57,
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Its OKShe knows that head stabs bring me closer to orgasm. It's one of our little games.
( Shlvng,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:08,
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Does she do strangle wanks too? hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:11,
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Cor. I want me some of that.One more thing. Is she a mrs goatse trained stretcher? I've been told i need fixing.
Canpay in goats or donkeys.
(Canpay in goats or donkeys.
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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Sorry, I tried to google it, but I was schoolboy-style chuckling too much at the word 'Fukushima'.
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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Fukushima and Chernobyl are same radioactive situation. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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Chernobyl's a bit more arid though I believe?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36,
archived)
Not exactlyChernobyl is better for making jokes about Russian underpants, whereas Fukushima is only really good for pure invective. But yes, they are both potential candidates for Funny Name Corner.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:42,
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But I deny. They(Fukushima people) will deny.not Courage you say to them this joke.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:46,
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私たちは悪いこと笑う必要があります
そうでなければ悪いことが私たちを克服する。
生涯を通じて、人間は、彼らが恐れるもの、災害、戦争や災害で笑っています。
我々はしない場合があるため、その後私たちの生活は恐怖によって支配されます。
(そうでなければ悪いことが私たちを克服する。
生涯を通じて、人間は、彼らが恐れるもの、災害、戦争や災害で笑っています。
我々はしない場合があるため、その後私たちの生活は恐怖によって支配されます。
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52,
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でも福島の人たちはこのジョークを理解しないだろう。
違う形のジョークを作るべきです。
同じ地震の題材でも、被害者を和ませる事が可能です。
つまり、こんな悪いジョークしか作れないなら
才能がないことと同じです。
Excellent? Lovely? は？ ふざけんな。
このようなジョークで笑える福島の人はいない。
(違う形のジョークを作るべきです。
同じ地震の題材でも、被害者を和ませる事が可能です。
つまり、こんな悪いジョークしか作れないなら
才能がないことと同じです。
Excellent? Lovely? は？ ふざけんな。
このようなジョークで笑える福島の人はいない。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59,
archived)
Why is it I set my clock by B3ta?VAGCREAMS signal "you're late for work"
Flanbase, Freebase or chump bear mean it's time for bed, or the gayshift will get you!
'night all.
(Flanbase, Freebase or chump bear mean it's time for bed, or the gayshift will get you!
'night all.
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:18,
archived)
The gayshit has you already*lubes* night
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:20,
archived)
あなたは私を誤解している。私は福島の人々が好きで冗談を理解しないだろうことを知っています。
しかし、他の誰もが同じこととして福島県に起こったそれらに起こることを恐れます。
したがって、彼らは恐怖笑う。彼らの心の中で、彼らは福島に悪いことをしたくない。
(しかし、他の誰もが同じこととして福島県に起こったそれらに起こることを恐れます。
したがって、彼らは恐怖笑う。彼らの心の中で、彼らは福島に悪いことをしたくない。
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:04,
archived)
少なくともあなたは私を理解しています。
それは理解できます。
でもこの写真を投稿した奴の気持ちが理解できない。
文化でも嫌いな文化があります。
たとえばイギリスのキツネ狩り。あれはなくすべき文化だった。
なくして正解だった。
しかし、他人の不幸を笑いものにするなんて許せない。
イギリスの報道者に地震のことをバカにした奴がいるじゃないか。
私は忘れてないぞ。
私はこの嫌な文化を受け入れる気はない。
でも首相をいじめるブラックジョークは好きだ。
(それは理解できます。
でもこの写真を投稿した奴の気持ちが理解できない。
文化でも嫌いな文化があります。
たとえばイギリスのキツネ狩り。あれはなくすべき文化だった。
なくして正解だった。
しかし、他人の不幸を笑いものにするなんて許せない。
イギリスの報道者に地震のことをバカにした奴がいるじゃないか。
私は忘れてないぞ。
私はこの嫌な文化を受け入れる気はない。
でも首相をいじめるブラックジョークは好きだ。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:13,
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We tend to smirk at others' misfortune, and laugh at our own.Such is the British way.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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I'll laugh if there is any unfortunate you guys.DISGUSTING CULTURE.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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So you don't object to the principle at laughing at other's misfortune? You only consider it inappropriate when it affects you or your country personally?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44,
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47,
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I'm sorry. I've only just seen a picture of the horrific results that the radioactive contamination has had on the fauna in the area(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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I understand, BUT SUCK THIS. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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You sir/madamHave to pay for that here
£19.99 for 5 mins
(£19.99 for 5 mins
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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*Stab your head many times*
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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*fucks off*HEY MOGGY, HEY MOGGY,
GUESS WHAT?
I'VE FUCKED BACK ON AGAIN
/grabs coat for bottom gag
(GUESS WHAT?
I'VE FUCKED BACK ON AGAIN
/grabs coat for bottom gag
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59,
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Fucked off and fucked back on again?Not much of that happening today...
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:05,
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Tell me about ifToo many fucked off. But we won't touch on that again. Hamtouching and all that.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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who`s a wee potty mouth today then? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:02,
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I didn't say we were perfect, I explained what we were like.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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^ a right shower of cunts Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:18,
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Honestly, I don't like it. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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you're definitely in the wrong place then mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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With no disrepsect meant to you hereIf you think this is deemed offensive you would shit ones pants at some of the content on other imageboards.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:06,
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Scared rucksack guy makes me chuckleHe looks like a 6-year old pretending to be a plane
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57,
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We don't take kindly to people who don't like to laugh on here mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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YeahRemember what happened to Old "Stoneyface" McGee?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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he got fucked with a knife, as I recall mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47,
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Then don't laughBut it's quite likely that many others will.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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What have tights got to do with it?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52,
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Nothingsince you asked, you should take yours off.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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This is so awesome it deserves a woo
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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And i've dug this relic from the past for the last timeonce you have all frames in imageready create a new layer at the top of the others,
so it's at the top of the layers panel
then create a new imageready file; 1 px wide 2 px deep, transparent background,
fill in the top px black then click
edit: define pattern
then, back on the main animation on the new blank layer (which should be transparent)
click edit - fill - pattern, and don't click preserve transparency.
It 'should' then put the scanlines over all the frames for you
and there you are.
--------------------------------------------
create a new layer it tatty shop
select a dark colour from your image
draw a 1 pixel horizontal line on your new layer
duplicate that layer
move it down 2 pixels
merge layers
duplicate layer
move new one down 4 pixels
merge layers
duplicate, move, merge, duplicatemovemerge
until you have a single layer where every other line is a scan line
--------------------------------------------
Because they tend to make everything seem pretty dark, I often put an adjustment layer underneath the scanline layer to up the brightness/contrast of all the layers beneath (in the layer menu of tattyslop)
forward-scrolly images:
Ctrl T to transform mode
Hold Ctrl to move vanishing point
Scale image holding Shift and Alt
Press enter to apply transform
Keep pressing CtrlShiftAlt +T to create lots of duplicated frames with scaled in the same way as previous frame
Edit: Yes, i've just realised none of us use image ready any more, this was from a long time ago
(so it's at the top of the layers panel
then create a new imageready file; 1 px wide 2 px deep, transparent background,
fill in the top px black then click
edit: define pattern
then, back on the main animation on the new blank layer (which should be transparent)
click edit - fill - pattern, and don't click preserve transparency.
It 'should' then put the scanlines over all the frames for you
and there you are.
--------------------------------------------
create a new layer it tatty shop
select a dark colour from your image
draw a 1 pixel horizontal line on your new layer
duplicate that layer
move it down 2 pixels
merge layers
duplicate layer
move new one down 4 pixels
merge layers
duplicate, move, merge, duplicatemovemerge
until you have a single layer where every other line is a scan line
--------------------------------------------
Because they tend to make everything seem pretty dark, I often put an adjustment layer underneath the scanline layer to up the brightness/contrast of all the layers beneath (in the layer menu of tattyslop)
forward-scrolly images:
Ctrl T to transform mode
Hold Ctrl to move vanishing point
Scale image holding Shift and Alt
Press enter to apply transform
Keep pressing CtrlShiftAlt +T to create lots of duplicated frames with scaled in the same way as previous frame
Edit: Yes, i've just realised none of us use image ready any more, this was from a long time ago
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:13,
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Thanks for posting.Have bookmarked for later.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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Ah, niceand I guess it effectively optimizes the GIF a bit too. Also looks like imageready is a lot more intelligent when it comes to doing things like that.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. It's been a surreal day on b3ta, but I think we've weathered it fairly well! Goodnight everyone.
(Anyway, I'm off to bed. It's been a surreal day on b3ta, but I think we've weathered it fairly well! Goodnight everyone.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:25,
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I wouldn't say it's been surreal, I'd say it's been too real.Goodnight!
( Shlvng,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:34,
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I love this film :) it's a massive guilty pleasure of mine. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:19,
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Saying that... if Big Trouble in Little China is a guilty pleasure...what does that make Strike Commando? Or Robowar?
Yeah, I revise that last statement, it's just plain pleasure. :D
(Yeah, I revise that last statement, it's just plain pleasure. :D
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:26,
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Usually, when I say a movie is "HOLY SHIT, BEST FUCKING FILM EVER"it's really, really bad, but that's why I love it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610
Presenting Strike Commando, or "Tesco Value Rambo First Blood: Part 2".
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610
Presenting Strike Commando, or "Tesco Value Rambo First Blood: Part 2".
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:38,
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*bookmarks* Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:07,
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I saw it again recentlyIt was ok but I think it was better when I was nine
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:27,
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Yiff grrrr meowSpluffs bricks no doubt
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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I really think that you're taking this far too seriously. Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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You should take your shoes out for a walkJust step away from consumer electronics for an hour or two
( Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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Mine: Ehh.....??Look like Pregnant woman.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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a bun in the oven Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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how many eggs did you get, banjo?i bet you got 4
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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Answer is Zero :DBecause There is not Easter fest in Japan.
But Chocoegg is there.
(But Chocoegg is there.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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I imagine they don't need easter to dress up like bunnies and getting yiffy with it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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is this an easter egg hunt ? i think i found some
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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Maria: You found in my stomach! :DExactly! XD
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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Looks more like a distended stomacheither Maria has been put to The Extraordinary Question or there's a famine in Yiffland.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:18,
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I think it's a goldfish bowlNuns cannot be pregnant at this time of night
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:41,
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Maybe Easter Egg into the her stomach... Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44,
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hahahaor she swallowed a spaceman's helmet
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47,
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There's never anything on
*Edit Optimised
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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Excellent :DI always liked the older idents more than the new ones.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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HahaNicely - click!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Candles big guy!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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This is a silly thing but it tickles me:D
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:05,
archived)
Another failed attempt at b3ta tv mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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Wobble wobble... wobblewobblewobble - no reason. 
Now I'm off to bed. Goodnight.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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Awesome I have no idea what this is, but it wobbles nicely to the Rose Tattoo I am rocking to
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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I met Angry Anderson at the FM 104* studios in Queensland, back in 1986.* "Rock in Stereo!"
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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Soft Body FTW :Dit was a bugger to optimise for gif though. I was using the Cycles render engine too so rendering took ages.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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I need to get a faster computer before I start using cycles; it takes forever to render. Lovely results though.
( revolution now 👊,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44,
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Depend on how many cycles you put it through mine was 100 per frame
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 4:52,
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lully. 'night.EDIT: been watching it for several minutes now; totally hypnotic.
It is simultaneously one of the prettiest things you've done, and yet getting right on my tits for the jump from end to beginning! ;-)
(It is simultaneously one of the prettiest things you've done, and yet getting right on my tits for the jump from end to beginning! ;-)
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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I think it looks better with the jumplooks like an invisible ball has just plomped onto it
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44,
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'plomped' is a great word to describe it!
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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It was kind of a visual onomatapoeiaIt looks like that's how it would sound, if that makes sense!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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Hi jellycube!*pours warm water over it and stirs with a clinky spoon in a glass jug* (childhood memories..!)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:39,
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But it needs more ooomph!/ac
Night night! I'm off too
(Night night! I'm off too
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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Nicely!Is that jelly or aspic?
(Also, goodnight!)
((Also, goodnight!)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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yay! happy cube :))also goes nicely with g'nightmares on wax
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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And on that note I'll put this here.
CFB 110k, Blender 2.62-Cycles. The dino was stock but
I've been remeshing and rebuilding it off and on.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:51,
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cube tits Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:14,
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hahaha making me think ofbutter biscuit bass
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Lovely movement.I'd love to see the animation before it was optimised, I feel that we may be missing out on some carefully selected colours.
( Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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That street looks WAY too familiar... Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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It rang a bell for me too.
It's near where I lived as a child.
Pity they closed that handy little newsagents there.
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=ormskirk&hl=en&ll=53.563483,-2.883043&spn=0.002654,0.00684&safe=off&hnear=Ormskirk,+Lancashire,+United+Kingdom&gl=uk&sqi=2&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=53.563483,-2.883043&panoid=BLYoG0K8LgSk2L5r_bz33A&cbp=12,36.89,,0,22.24
(,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:39,
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It's near where I lived as a child.
Pity they closed that handy little newsagents there.
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=ormskirk&hl=en&ll=53.563483,-2.883043&spn=0.002654,0.00684&safe=off&hnear=Ormskirk,+Lancashire,+United+Kingdom&gl=uk&sqi=2&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=53.563483,-2.883043&panoid=BLYoG0K8LgSk2L5r_bz33A&cbp=12,36.89,,0,22.24
Woah, that is one classy gif!Also, sorry to threadjack, but here's wishing happy b3taday-in-absentia to Butters. Haven't seen him on here in a while, but was spazzing over some old threads and saw candles! b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24613
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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a long and winding road Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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gif sensation right there :)blew me away when I first saw this one.........LARGE WOO
(
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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cool Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:46,
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'Please tear along dotted line'Ace squared! *click*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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this is the fucking damage Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:09,
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Were I to have created this(as if I had the talent) I think I would have included a Belisha beacon (without which, of course, this pedestrian crossing is not legally compliant) simply so it could flash in time.
(,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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More spying on the board, via their webcams. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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Needs more Katarina from dancing on ice, which made watching it less painful this year.
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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Haha good shot.I was just going to post this so I'll bung it here.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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At last, a job I can do.Cat-splicing in a scrap moggy yard.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:26,
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HahaI bet he also set back the clock so it looked like it still had all nine lives.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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Yeah and all that 'one careful owner' bollocks! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:30,
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obviously just survived the happy meal process... 
arrangedletters,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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is it still a flounce if someone flounces on your behalf and insist it's a flounce, I've had a few posters do this today
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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Some of us will take any flounce available. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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I don't know.I don't know if the exact dynamics of flouncing have been scientifically studied yet, but I'm 99.404% sure that you flounced and that you're in the dying throes of a second flounce.
( Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:54,
archived)
I'm so confused right now. Are you coming back as Clay, or will it be Wanky
from now on? ...Yo, serious...............................CLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:59,
archived)
I just used this account as I sawthe thread about clay and put up the actual truth about what happened. Mainly to talk about the hidden mod editing of my posts . I asked for the clay account to be deleted rather than just walking away because if a mod can hack my account and impersonate me once he can do it again. I then replied to posters who replied to the thread unaware that they could just ignore it if they didn't want to read it. It went on longer than I realised
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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O.K., then you'll be using this account to reply.You did not flounce.
You deleted the Clay account and will not be using it anymore.
It's a shame, because I am genuinely interested in the things you make, and would like to see more.
(You deleted the Clay account and will not be using it anymore.
It's a shame, because I am genuinely interested in the things you make, and would like to see more.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21,
archived)
How do we know this isn't a mod operating your wanky account?*hums paranoia theme tune*
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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it doesnt matter if they hack this account andpost whatever they want it's not linked to me as strongly as the clay account was. the clay account was linked with my painting site and printers who publish my work.
EDIT: i didn't like the idea of leaving a profile on a forum which could be compromised( and proven that it happened once) and linked to my real self
Plus i now have a screen grab where rob admits a mod hacked my account and impersonated me.
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:26,
archived)
EDIT: i didn't like the idea of leaving a profile on a forum which could be compromised( and proven that it happened once) and linked to my real self
Plus i now have a screen grab where rob admits a mod hacked my account and impersonated me.
I reckon the mods hack all our accounts while we're sleepingand use them to act out little stories, and then they delete the threads before we wake up in the morning.
I would actually love that to be true.
(I would actually love that to be true.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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I would love the modsto just do what mods are meant to do and not abuse the trust we put in forums when we sign up with real names, emails passwords etc
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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I would love the mods to stop fighting the rockersand just get along with everyone
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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well Hofor the 20% of posters that come here like myslef for a laugh like you, its been a plaesure to know you, for the other 80% of tedious bile spouting troll dickheads, frankly its been tiresome fucking chore amswering, a few that insisted on replying to me today
seeya :)
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:56,
archived)
seeya :)
for fuck's sakeyou fucking bellend
why delete one account and then use another with the same ip address? actually don't bother replying, i'm going to pop you on ignore because you are a fool
(why delete one account and then use another with the same ip address? actually don't bother replying, i'm going to pop you on ignore because you are a fool
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:44,
archived)
well bellendbecause someone put up a post about me and I fucking replied in it I could hardly fucking do that in the clay account if it was deleted could I? and I explained why the fucking account was deleted because the reasons given in the threads about me, wheren't the fucking actual reasons I deleted the account
its probably best you stick ignore on, I doubt you have a fucking clue about your own fucking logic
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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its probably best you stick ignore on, I doubt you have a fucking clue about your own fucking logic
You really have defeated yourself hereI'm simply wondering why
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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well givenyou said posting a pm was out of line. Wwhen i found a thread about clay this evening I used it to point out exactly why I was justified in posting the pm from rob and how I told rob I would post it and how a mod did actually edit my posts impersonating me. I then replied to the posters that chose to reply to it rather than choosing to ignore it
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:14,
archived)
Seriously Clay,you're showing signs of mental disturbance now. Have you been overdoing powder/weed/charles? Are you under great stress? You really need to step away from your internets for a while.
Edit: I'm not trollling, using sarcasm/irony - I'm typing to you as I would talk to you in real life face-to-face.
(Edit: I'm not trollling, using sarcasm/irony - I'm typing to you as I would talk to you in real life face-to-face.
Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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well given you'v e been posting hereall day, probably longer than me, is the fact I'm merely telling the truth and answering posters in the same manner they are answering me mean I'm stressed to you? are you aware you are just following me around now asking basically the same thing?
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21,
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Yes I've been on the WWW for a good 8 hours today, I'm lucky enough to work from home with computers and today has been a slow day.I don't doubt that you're telling the truth, I think that your judgement is clouded.
( Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:30,
archived)
yes I've noticed how you like to assume alot and then fit your replies to match it
and seeing as I'm just getting the same troll answers I was getting before from you have this too: www.b3ta.com/board/10739550
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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and seeing as I'm just getting the same troll answers I was getting before from you have this too: www.b3ta.com/board/10739550
OK, nice knowing you, I wish you every success in your future endeavours. Shlvng,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:43,
archived)
well, all I got out of your explanationswas that obviously someone had once read the terms "IP address" and "convictions" in close vicinity to each other and extrapolated the technical details from there
quite unsuccessfully, I might add
(quite unsuccessfully, I might add
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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how so?if someone can impersonate you by hacking your account it will appear you are saying things you haven;pt said. people have been convicted by merely saying things on the internet. If a rougue mod has shown he can do this why stay on that forum?
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:20,
archived)
burden of proof much?1 if b3ta's server logs are tamper-proof and log any change made to the forum, they'll also show the mod-edit. If they aren't, they're worthless as evidence
2. you internet provider's traffic logs wouldn't show the edits (if any detailed data at all) because they weren't sent from your computer's IP
I'm off now to send a letter saying "you're gay" to the pope with David Cameron's address as the sender and watch the ensuing hilarity
(2. you internet provider's traffic logs wouldn't show the edits (if any detailed data at all) because they weren't sent from your computer's IP
I'm off now to send a letter saying "you're gay" to the pope with David Cameron's address as the sender and watch the ensuing hilarity
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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and mob justice?tell me this, when i had a dozen posters call me a fucking delusion paranoid dick for talking about the fact my posts were being edited and having no way to prove it.
perhaps people stop and discuss log records amid all this then?
wriing a letter as david cameron and finding your posts under your priofile under your login you signed up under your email saying things you did not type are 2 diffrent things as well you know
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Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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perhaps people stop and discuss log records amid all this then?
wriing a letter as david cameron and finding your posts under your priofile under your login you signed up under your email saying things you did not type are 2 diffrent things as well you know
if all you've said so far is true, I admit it's not right in my book for a mod to edit posts without specifically tagging it as a mod editI haven't seen Rob's opinion on this whole mess so far, maybe it initially was a mistake or a try at practical comedy of a certain mod, I can't say, in which case it would be the site owners' call to punish and apologize (or not to - it's his house)
personally, I've always enjoyed this site's lax rules and political incorrectness, if all is done and said in good fun
you've already made your point several times over, now please calm down and either
-leave the site for good
-try to settle your remainig issues with the management and not with the other users
-join in the fun again (preferrably this one, I always liked your wacky posts and the proper real-life art too)
(personally, I've always enjoyed this site's lax rules and political incorrectness, if all is done and said in good fun
you've already made your point several times over, now please calm down and either
-leave the site for good
-try to settle your remainig issues with the management and not with the other users
-join in the fun again (preferrably this one, I always liked your wacky posts and the proper real-life art too)
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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why do you assume im not calm? I love how you need to assume Im frantic to then justify your attitude. I am calm. I posted up what happened. Some posters replied I answered them as I'm answering you now.
I love the options I'm allowed to have. cheers for that. Its good that you should give me this guidance as I obviously in my frantic state can't work out my options and what they could possibly be. You think maybe that could be taken as a tad patronising ?
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Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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I love the options I'm allowed to have. cheers for that. Its good that you should give me this guidance as I obviously in my frantic state can't work out my options and what they could possibly be. You think maybe that could be taken as a tad patronising ?
you know what, I changed my mind, just fuck off
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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hahafunny how the fucking Buddha veil slips when I call you out on your bullshit
I guess the insults come easy when you know you're in the safety of the herd eh
you too you fucking wanker.
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Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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I guess the insults come easy when you know you're in the safety of the herd eh
you too you fucking wanker.
you sound like you may need to calm down a bit
let me give you some options to help you decide what to do next
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Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:24,
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let me give you some options to help you decide what to do next
I for one welcome our new flouncing overlords ;-)C'mon, relax about it. You are a highly skilled artist with some grievances , but (and I know you won't care about my opinion) you are sounding like you are having a shit week and coming across badly.
Why not take a week off b3ta, lurk a bit, and if it still doesn't tickle you, give it up? If however you come to realise that there are people who will simultaneously admire your arts and will rip you a new one if you sound flouncy (but it's all part of the puerile digital arts community that it purports to be), then return?
Regarding people being different in Real Life (TM) then come to the London Bash, I'll buy you and Happy Toast a beer and you can call each other cunts all night!
(Why not take a week off b3ta, lurk a bit, and if it still doesn't tickle you, give it up? If however you come to realise that there are people who will simultaneously admire your arts and will rip you a new one if you sound flouncy (but it's all part of the puerile digital arts community that it purports to be), then return?
Regarding people being different in Real Life (TM) then come to the London Bash, I'll buy you and Happy Toast a beer and you can call each other cunts all night!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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Quite We generally turn out to be quite lovely, fluffy human beings
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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seriously fellaIm not flouncing . Take time to read the posts Im replying to down below and what I'm saying in them rather than muddling them all together
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Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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I read the entirety. My comment remains my view.I'm just surprised no-one has commented on the font or how brown it is.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:56,
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In that case, are you going to stick around and use the wanky account to post images?Serious question and I hope the answer is yes. Regardless of flounce/non-flounces and account changes I'd still like to see your funnies.
Edit: Guess not :(
(Edit: Guess not :(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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ahh, One flew over the cuckoos nesteveryone's favourite paedophile overcoming adversity
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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When he hung out with Polanski? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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the character in the filmhe's in the loony bin for sex with a 15 year old (if my memory serves)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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^ yep.Also massive misogynistic overtones to the whole movie.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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Hahaha I do wonder what goes on in your brain sometimes mate
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:29,
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i'll have two from the top please carol Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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hah quality jack face and healthy chebs win Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:41,
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100 years of bindun
SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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Quality ink on the ad.{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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SPOILER ALERT :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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I found that I cannot read the name Carpathia without having it sound like Cradle of Filth in my headThat is all
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Me tooEastern Europe, RUINED :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggguuuuuueeeeeeeeeee! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:09,
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Hello!
just thought of this and I'd be surprised if this hasn't bindun
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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hahahahah holy shit that's good!!! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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hahahahahanice chef's hat :P
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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-5%$.001fp//edit:function"[a1]username:mediocre/c.003pw:dutchfucker/.edit:.35771hellokitty{cock:enter}mod#666
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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XD Thanks!! XDI would like to state that it all came to me (ooh-er) when I noticed her whiskers matched the pubes per ball quotum.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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i was going to do this:9gag.com/gag/2150538
but figured it was a been done, and it was!
(but figured it was a been done, and it was!
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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This is not your blog, micto mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:21,
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yeahs'why i didn't bother putting in a link
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:26,
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Er, googling that gives a rather, um varied selection.{8-.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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But I just had to take a look, didn't I?Also, clitoral vacuum pumps?
Now all we need is a leaf blower on your cock and we can all be equal.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:33,
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HahahaBut the cat came back
The very next day
The cat cameback
They thought he was a goner
But the cat cameback
He just couldn't stay away
(The very next day
The cat came
They thought he was a goner
But the cat came
He just couldn't stay away
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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They thought he was a gonerBut the cat came back
He just couldn't get a boner
(He just couldn't get a boner
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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And a couple of other ideas...from this morning
* Sophie looks pleased with her handy work. I never realised that you could get magenta paint, with pube stripes?
( * Sophie looks pleased with her handy work. I never realised that you could get magenta paint, with pube stripes?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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I don't always filta...I filta in the mornings and then join in and comment throughout the day.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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It sounds like you're euphemistically discussing your bowel movements
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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bloody hell have I been up all night? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:02,
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it's tomorrow and yesterday all at oncelike a really bad trip
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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it's all your fault toastencouraging us to go messing with the time-space-continuum.
i'm now stuck in 1984
(not all bad tho, ghostbusters and gremlins come out soon)
(i'm now stuck in 1984
(not all bad tho, ghostbusters and gremlins come out soon)
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:18,
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bloody hell was Gremlins really 84?I remember that coming out on video :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22,
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vhs or b3tamax? Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10739400
Doesn't everyone?
(Doesn't everyone?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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Floating through the interweb on the disintergrating hulk that is B3ta.The denizens fighting and giggling as others flounce of the ship, only to be sucked back by the Ginger vortex...
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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You are standing in a dungeon, facing a Fiend. You can see the Medallion lying on an obelisk in front of
you. Suddenly, the Fiend splits in two. If you have flowers to placate the Fiend, take two and hand
them over. If you only have one flower, you will have to fight the first Fiend. If you have no flowers
at all, you will have to fight both Fiends in turn.
SKILL STAMINA
First MAZE FIEND 6 8
Second MAZE FIEND 7 7
Mark off 2 Poison units on the Adventure Sheet. If you win, you are able to pick up the Medallion.
You look at the snake motif on it, then turn it over and see the number '1000'. Turn to 69.
(you. Suddenly, the Fiend splits in two. If you have flowers to placate the Fiend, take two and hand
them over. If you only have one flower, you will have to fight the first Fiend. If you have no flowers
at all, you will have to fight both Fiends in turn.
SKILL STAMINA
First MAZE FIEND 6 8
Second MAZE FIEND 7 7
Mark off 2 Poison units on the Adventure Sheet. If you win, you are able to pick up the Medallion.
You look at the snake motif on it, then turn it over and see the number '1000'. Turn to 69.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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Is this the secret room at the Neverland Ranch?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:51,
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^ Thanks for all your comments guys!It's great to know that you all follow the VAG CREAMS so closely!
Pffftt..
(Pffftt..
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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Is that Atomic Kitten lady?SEB is georgeous!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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Yes - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ¬
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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oh yesshe is nice. I prefer Frosty though
I discovered that Carol Vorderman has an 18yo daughter this week.
mmmmmmm
(I discovered that Carol Vorderman has an 18yo daughter this week.
mmmmmmm
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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They'reeeeee Greeeeaaattttttt!!! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22,
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no, that's not her Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:28,
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I literally twitched in my trouser department Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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that's her! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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fuck, I could ride that for hours! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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I used to think she looked like a satellite dishbut then I realised how utterly lovely she is
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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oh yeah, she's not un-lovelybut that jawline is more lundgren than lumley
okay, in WB's pic she does look rather nice.
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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okay, in WB's pic she does look rather nice.
SEB has a furry jawline?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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shitting hell /board, what's going on?isn't this only when you open up in the morning.
MOOOOOODS!!!
(MOOOOOODS!!!
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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Due to abuse of powers there are no longer /board modsThere is only Zuul
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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holy fuck! time to post some scat then.
( )
( ) (
) _ )
( \_
_(_\ \)__
(____\___))
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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WAH HAH HAH HAH! OH FUCK!*clicks whilst crying laughing*
EDIT: 25 minutes on and I'm still staring at this, laughing all the while. I need to get work done, dammit!
(EDIT: 25 minutes on and I'm still staring at this, laughing all the while. I need to get work done, dammit!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(beaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ahhhh......
EDIT: I could watch this for hours!
(EDIT: I could watch this for hours!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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hahaha!!!not sure that's egg on his face LOLS :))
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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Semen that isn't whiteHe won't like that!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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ahhahahfuckinhellahahaI love this so much
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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haha seen that on the tele lastnight :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:01,
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Now that's how to CDC.Nice one, herman:D
(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:26,
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Sneaky cdc is sneaky
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:39,
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hahaha fuck yeah Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:14,
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I'm not knocking......your majestic CDC, but has anyone got a link to the source for this?
That's a stunning face-splat!
(,
Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:46,
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That's a stunning face-splat!
Someone said in a social media post they wanted Duel Monitors (as opposed to Dual?)So I setup a pair for them....
[Click for Biggie] or [Click for Bloggie]
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:30,
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[Click for Biggie] or [Click for Bloggie]
If the one on the right is killedhis face will be showing Late Knight TV.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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Joust a minute, are you sure? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:40,
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erm... i could be wrong - i'm a little tiredi'm looking a bit gaunt, let me tell you.
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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It does seem to have her prince all over it. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45,
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hahaha!!!having trouble processing that image
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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She was framed for that. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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RIS?Google says he's a photographer...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:51,
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go on stick it to her ;)to be fair, you had to point it out..
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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Ah, I get it! ThanksI thought maybe he was Prince's lover or something
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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it certainly makes your fingers...swor (d)
(that was shit, i know)
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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(that was shit, i know)
i love the cut and thrust of a good thread :)
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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well, somebody ate up all their puns at dinner this evening, bravo !:)
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:41,
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hahaoh dear"It was all that greasy Freud I ate"
Now I am confused, it IS actually time for meds.BRB
(Now I am confused, it IS actually time for meds.BRB
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Hmm wouldn't it be a reverse Freudian slip if I think someone else has said it.From an object relations theory point of view, eating Freud is interesting...
/therapy
(/therapy
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Feud for thought.(kind of like b3ta lately)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:57,
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Mmmm cheeses on buns today.{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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So wow that's a neato what now right mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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This is a justified and appropriate use of sarcasm
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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