b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 40459 (Older | Newer)

# 'ning (just noticed that Jacob Singer doesn't drive a Singer)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# So scary, he has to empty Jacob's bladder
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I love that film
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] spotted in Costa del Sol
nozenritten
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Oh oh now you've done it
"I'll be in the b3ta bunker's bar getting a stiff one, fnarr!"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Quick, tell the 3am girls!
They'll print this for defo
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# What the fuck is "Justin Bieber"?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# A repost
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Awesome!
We need a bieber challenge...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# We're gonna need a Bieber boat!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Where can insects get a pint of honey mead? Just in bee bar!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# "And tonight on Bieber-C news..."
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I'm sure I saw your pic on Saturday around 4pm but the thread's been deleted
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# It was a massive filesize which was picked up by Happy Toast
so I presume he deleted rather than resize in the existing thread.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Ah I see
*joins you in the b3ta bunker bar for a stiff one :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# talk about the spanish inquisition!
the original gif was 950kb in size, threatening to 'crash the internet', so after polite advice from the elders i decided to delete/repost..
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ignore the people who fear thread deletion
and cheers for resizing, it's a community site/people view on their phones/capped broadband still exists/don't want bad examples etc etc
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# dont worry. in spain we always respect the elders
we respect traditions. we come from a long line of kings who marry their cousins and used to send our armies to conquer and rule the world 'in da name of the lord'. not to mention we invented 'siesta'...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# OK
The Spanish Inquisition was a tribunal system established in the 15th century to maintain Catholic hegemony throughout the Kingdom of Spain. Contrary to popular belief, the Inquisition was not unexpected, and in fact always gave their victims 24 days notice before taking them in for interrogation.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# and used soft cushions
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# besides, one gets better and colourful replies on a monday morning
and we (spaniards) are supposed to be the lazy unproductive bastards at work!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# who says any of us are employed?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# touchez!
i cant believe by the way theres never been a biebers challenge before...Justin time to propose! (rimshot!!)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Someone requested it once
but actually it was for a thing of his at school, and he wanted us to be his photoshopping bitches. I made this for him but he never got back to me:
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Only if we can horribly disfigure and mutilate him plus i think Herman already has a month's supply of Justin Bieber mashes
I think he fancies him ;)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# KAORIIIIII

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Not even the power of goatse can save you now
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# To be fair, he must be so loose
anyone can just walk in and out as they please
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I wonder...
Mrs Nozenritten: "Why do have pictures of a half-naked teenage boy frolicking in the sea on your computer?"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Didn't you post this last week?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# got it out of my head

sorry it's so poor
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# This is very good
It could stand being a little larger tho'
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
#
I come from an age where an image over 50k would mean certain death
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# You're allowed 100k
That's why some people post five or six images that are 100k each, and if anyone points out that their post is now half a meg, throw a massive flounce.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
#


Thanks, BBC!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# He's either completely insane or just extremely twisted but that's enough about Osbourne
That Norwegian guys is batshit crazy!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)
# I think the terrifying thing is that he clearly isn't.
No one wants to accept that he's done this out of deep-seated beliefs - instead they want to write him off as mad, but he appears to be lucid, rational, and considered.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ^sadly, this^
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# shooting a bunch of kids in the face strikes me as kind of mad
and not at all rational or considered
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# believing in an omnipotent being that no one has seen or evidence of the existance of
would strike me as kind of mad.
But that's pretty much excepted by the masses and courts.

Who's to say what is right?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# hatred is a form of madness I suppose
Hitler hated jews, commies, disabled people, homosexuals, socialists, gypsies and they all felt the full face of his terror, maybe not directly by his own hands but by his words which lead to those actions. Later it was determine Hitler was a Sociopath but was he mad?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Actually it went the other way
The original evaluation judged him to be insane. People were very unhappy with the assessment - there were a few things happening that may not have been strictly a breach of protocol but were clearly non-desirable - and so there was a second assessment recently. That assessment judged that he is not insane now, and more importantly that he was not insane at the time of the attacks.

I'm not sure which would be better, to be honest. If he were judged insane he couldn't stand trial and would instead be locked in a secure asylum for life - which would be quite a punishment for him, but would give the impression that no justice will be served. This way he can be put properly in jail (from which he will never emerge - and I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn in a year or two that he "committed suicide" in jail), but it gives him a platform. And it's a platform he's *already* using, and the media across Europe are giving it to him.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# But that's enough about Osbourne
this Norwegian guy is dangerous.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# You know, I was going to do that joke, but I resisted, I resisted dammit!
I hope you're properly ashamed ;)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I've been at b3ta too long to be ashamed :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hehe, makes you wonder if someone with a sense of humour up at BBC towers
has done a bit of deliberate juxtapositioning.
Edit: Although, having a quick look around, that's not the best pic they could have used. The Guardian has one of Breivik in almost identical pose to Osborne, although the stories aren't side-by-side.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# 'ningles innies and outties.


I have no excuse other than I'm a spang slut.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# haha she's way too old for him :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# He couldn't stand the pressure anyway.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Oh you are a spang slut today :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# She was on a diets so just went for the carat soup:D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# he's been in a vegetative state for years anyway
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# It must be his first date he looks petrified :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# =)
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# you need intense heat as well though
so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Or maybe just some Tiger Balm up the tea-towel holder.
That'd do it
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# *winces*
reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat.
i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I'm sure Ferris would help him apply it...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The 80's sitcom Red Dwarf called. They want their joke back. :P
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Ferris Bueller's Red Dwarf?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Damn that was the one. I got the decade:P
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# My Two Ferris's
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Married with Ferris
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Haha!
Ace.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# It must have been Aardvark for her to resist eating him :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# She must have ben (An)teatering on the brink of doing it
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# She's giving me the eye!
I suppose I could just about get away with peaing:
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# The eyes always make me wee.
Started with Joel's Pavarotti Loves Elephants thing on rathergood (can't be bothered to find the link).
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
very stern
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Oof!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# WANT!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Huzzah
I went to Walthamstow dog track once, they had a special Afghan hound charity race 1/2 way through the evening. Watching great big balls of fluff flying around a greyhound track is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# !

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Seams good to me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# seams of coal?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# *taps nose and indicates correctness*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I've seam worse
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# PR?.............That's a diamond in the rough.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Ning b3ta - today is now officially 'Side-Boob Monday'
So lets start with; Gina Carano, Belinda Stewart-Wilson and Nikki Griffin.




* Sorry I am a bit early today, I have an early meeting at work
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:55, archived)
# is it to talk about nsfw images on your screen?
Or is it about those tight, stained camel-toe, smelling-of-ass trousers you wear at work which upset the office girls?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:23, archived)
# i wasn't sure, so i checked and as i thought, the male equivalent of camel toe is not a camel toe
it's a moose knuckle
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# a google image search confirms
That's put me right off me porridge
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)
# your mistake was going straight to the images
sometimes you're better off with a regular search to test the waters first
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# you may be pleased (or horrified) to know
i'm wearing my Michael Ellis t shirt today.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# I'm slowly pleasuring myself at this news
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's Camel Face.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Phwoar please make every Monday side boob day :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Nikki Griffin?
Of BNP fame?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He accepted the crown after all
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 4:03, archived)
# also
you think my Seams are bad, check out the 3rd photo down.

allegedly "In love: Edward VIII, pictured with his new wife at the Chateau de Cande in 1937"

more like "Edward VIII, cut out with scissors and pasted onto a picture of his new wife at the Chateau de Cande in 1937"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:40, archived)
# ^ That is a wonderful image.
I particularly like the way it looks like he has a snot dripping down his face and onto his shoulder.

* Ning Ferret!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
There's something odd about the pic with the Corgi too, must be the filter the photographer used.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:27, archived)
# He looks rather fetching in those robes
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# and then he died.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:25, archived)
# i imagine the musem of british surfing is a bit shit
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
a bit shit Awesome!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Boring and not the least bit on-toapic.

Blame google for the bad translation - I no habla espanol.
As usual ris is in the linky.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
# We're not going to *something* the elephants, we're going to *something* big/massive. I don't have money, *something* beautiful day.
My gcse spanish isn't wasted.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# something about wardrobe I think.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Looks more like an equis roja to me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 2:40, archived)
# Chris Waddle.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# ...and place in preheated oven at regulo 5 for 30 minutes
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Your devotion to authenticity is admirable
but you could have just put it in English, and then maybe more people would get the joke.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not sorry.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# ouch
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:33, archived)
# I prefer Glenn Not So Close
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:27, archived)
# ssshhh :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Cat, play a song for me"
"Well I would, you know, only YOU CAN'T PLAY A SONG ON A FUCKING TAMBOURINE YOU TWAT, ALL YOU CAN DO IS TAP IT AND JINGLE IT"
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
you could maybe tune each little bell thing to a different note
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# haha, now that you mention it..
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# they got sax for that :P
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOFAHA
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:09, archived)
# The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
# Britain's Cat Talent
gets my vote
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# did you steal my tambourine ?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Robotic kitty
edit: nearly forgot,
\o/
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# awww bless... he needs a keyboard :D


ner ner ner ner ner :P
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# he needs something, probably medication
this is the longest drum solo I have ever seen
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# think he's had some already :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# The tail is operating him
Anyway, kip-time for me. Goodnight darlinks!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Shmmmmeakins!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# did you just make that up ?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# No, it's a sound I've been known to utter before
A bit like squee I suppose. Anyway, g'night!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# g'nite :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# good night zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Yay!
They do this on my window ledge because they are altogether evil and twisted, at 6am
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I like the foot-tapping and the head-swaying
Much better than the Salvation Army
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Aww with all these kittens you are spoiling me.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# yay! buskers with whiskers
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's perfect with the Senor Coconut this morning
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# HEPL US!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# oh heye radioactive doggies
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# *Half-Life Blue-Shift flash-back*
You weren't there, man! You weren't there!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# YT STALKER 2 preview hoax
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I might have known these were your beasts
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# The dogs of Chernobyl
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I thought they were from fukusheba
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# o_O mis-read beasts
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Spider-pug, Spider-pug
does whatever a spider-pug does
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# you have unleashed
the dogs of WOAH!!!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I trusted the government, now my pets glow in the dark
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha mutant mutts
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# dog has two noses
smells like double
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# This disturbs me
Ace :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Four eyed dog! Cakey pig! Donkey!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# That's why you shouldn't feed dogs FUCK
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Fed FUCK, do SIC
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# TEH FEAR.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# haha Oo_oO
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# SPIDER-EYED DOGS WILL END US ALL
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Fucked by spiders
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# InstaFP
=)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# jinxer
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Not me guv.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Governor Micto
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Klaatu Barada
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Well, I know it was a slow board earlier
but it's certainly not stood still now
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# too soon you have spoken
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I know, I was just about to say I think I killed it
Also, is it bad that I've been trying to flirt with this: alicebot.org/kirkbot ?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# God, that's still in my profile from 8 years ago
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# You said: Miss Ho thinks you're hot
Fake Kirk: You issued a priority one distress call for a couple of tons of wheat?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Hehe, almost that bad. He's very hard to get.
Steffi: Are you married?
James T. Kirk: Single.
Steffi: I'm single too
James T. Kirk: Life in Starfleet is better that way.
...
James T. Kirk: Welcome to the Enterprise, Steffi.
Steffi: Thanks
James T. Kirk: Isn't Governor Cory joining us?
Steffi: A threesome - kinky!
James T. Kirk: What happened?
Steffi: Nothing serious
James T. Kirk: Then since we're headed for Altair Six, and since the shore facilities there are excellent.
Steffi: You want to sex me on the beach?
James T. Kirk: You want to make a deal.
Steffi: What sort of deal?
James T. Kirk: What kind would you recommend?
Steffi: Well, some flowers wouldn't go amiss
James T. Kirk: That's all of us, except for crewman in the transporter room. Steffi, eliminate his heartbeat. That accounts for everyone.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# almost...
James T. Kirk: You too! Get out of the clothes. Nobody's going to put the bag on me any more.
Lieutenant: riding bareback, huh? you'll get bad aids
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant, I remember. When Sargon and I exchanged, as we passed each other, for an instant we were one. I know him now. I know what he is and what he wants, and I don't fear him. What do you want from me now?
Lieutenant: bum sex
James T. Kirk: I am a human male.
Lieutenant: BUMSEX!
James T. Kirk: And Lieutenant is her rival. Is that any better? Even Lieutenant felt the violence of her jealousy.
Lieutenant: BUMSEX NOW! DROP YOUR PANTS!
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant! Professor! Professor! We missed you, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: BUMSEX! DEEP THROAT! SPITROAST!!!
James T. Kirk: Exercise your prime function. Are you a man or woman? Burns them out. Lieutenant was burned out. The device attached to the life-support system produces an extreme, numbing cold. It is my belief that they are turning the Enterprise into a gigantic deep-freeze for purposes only the Scalosians know.
Lieutenant: SO I CAN BUM YOU ALL ONE AFTER THE OTHER FOR ALL ETERNITY!
James T. Kirk: You'd better let us. It's out of energy. She must have drained it. We could have jumped Lieutenant and Sulu at any time. We didn't know. No way out.

and

You said: how is your boyfriend?
Fake Kirk: Standing by.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# He seems bemused by your direct approach. Meanwhile:
Steffi: Are you gay?
James T. Kirk: I prefer women.
Steffi: How about me?
James T. Kirk: There's no time for that now.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# success!
Lieutenant: Petty Officer Scrubber, sir
James T. Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: Command me
James T. Kirk: It won't work.
Lieutenant: what won't work
James T. Kirk: I cannot predict the future.
Lieutenant: the future lies - inside my panties
James T. Kirk: Is there a chance at all?
Lieutenant: 100%
James T. Kirk: C in Roman numerals.
Lieutenant: I love it when you speak foreign
James T. Kirk: What does "it" refer to?
Lieutenant: my pussy
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: I want to get on your ship
James T. Kirk: Release the transmitter.
Lieutenant: it's yours!
James T. Kirk: Put it down.
Lieutenant: did you say "pull it down"?
James T. Kirk: Suppose I did say it.
Lieutenant: then my panties are down. Engage!
James T. Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, all of them. It's been five years since his last message.
Lieutenant: whom do you refer to?
James T. Kirk: Dr. Wallace .
Lieutenant: is Dr Wallace your lover?
James T. Kirk: He is my botmaster.
Lieutenant: let me master your bot
James T. Kirk: You all right?
Lieutenant: no, I am in medical need of a good fuck
James T. Kirk: Can half a man live?
Lieutenant: so long as he can stay hard, that's all that matters
James T. Kirk: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Lieutenant: slip it in
James T. Kirk: Kirk here. What is it, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: your chance, slipping away fast
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant has somehow changed history.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FUCKED???
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FRACKKED???
James T. Kirk: We'll discuss that later, Lieutenant. Leslie, free Lieutenant and Mister Spock. Put Captain Tracey under arrest.
Lieutenant: handcuff me, I am your bitch!
James T. Kirk: No, I don't think you're stupid. I just think your behaviour is arrested.
Lieutenant: I stutter when I come
James T. Kirk: Data on witnesses.
Lieutenant: a a aff aff affirmative
James T. Kirk: Looks as tranquil as its reputation, doesn't it.
Lieutenant: oooooooooooooooh
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: captain
James T. Kirk: Good. I wonder how Lieutenant's doing.
Lieutenant: afterglow
James T. Kirk: Atmospheric controls cut off.
Lieutenant: auto-erotic asphyxiation?
James T. Kirk: Spock. Spock! Lieutenant! You're in contact with the unit Spock. Stop! Stop!
Lieutenant: Don't stop!
James T. Kirk: What happened to them?
Lieutenant: who cares - it happened to me, and that's all that is important
James T. Kirk: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Lieutenant: go ask them, I have to towel off my sopping crotch - seeya
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Sounds like it was better for you than it was for him
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Chevron
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# This is neither the time nor the place
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Full of Win!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# haha, classic switcheroo
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha cute and funny
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# make the rats do bunny ears behind them, go on
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# rats ?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Brilliant
FP this bastard right now.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:09, archived)
# \o/ pop tarts :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Perfect time for me to log back in! Love the squirrels' perplexed lean :D *clicks hard*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Clicked and pointed in
the right direction
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Utter Win
Bangs head with spanner..... why did I not think of this?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# brilliant!
must FP, shirley?!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:44, archived)
# heh heh
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# =D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Poppeyes!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# muwahahaaaa
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# That flower in the middle of the top pic
reminds me of Bill Bailey
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ha! yeah looking slightly askance there..
also not enough Chris Packham to be really wild
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I've got your Chwis Packham, right here
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# haha!! excellent..
phwoar geekery :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# arrested by the old bill
he'll be up before the beak and doing bird for that.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# He can't duck this one, they'll cage him.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# with any luck, perch'ance he'll wing it
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Umm tish umm tish umm tish

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
#


also congratulations on the 1000 :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Go on my son!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ochen horosho!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# 'I like this'
for the Yuri Norstein reference!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Nice one...
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# *hums*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# haha!
schwinging in the rain
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# what a glorious feeling
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# The sun's in his heart and he's ready for love
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# isn't he just?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Actually, he probably isn't now
Should have caught him five or ten minutes earlier
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# i like that!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Mother nature has been quite kind to him there.
{:-)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
spoogin' in the rain
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# hands free wank win
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Why is it always spunking in your pictures?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Why, what a triumphant spurt!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# duck patrol was a thankless task for dumbo
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# looks like dumbo has got a typical factory job
who says the economy is faltering!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# This poses more questions than it answers
but it's nice all the same
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# *foomp*
*waaaah-wah-wah*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha, superb....
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# this is full of wonderment
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# How very
pleasant.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
duck
egret
/pedant blog
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# lovely stuff :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# cool anim
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha lovely
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# awww.. no wonder the others leg it :D
..is it processed in any way?

also reminds me of the little mammoth baby just gone on display in HK
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I love this!!
Clicks
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Wowsers
Lovely stuff
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# WOOw!
That's lovely :@ )
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:47, archived)
# This is my cat, Phoebe.


Click for bigger (159 kb)


You are watching Phoebe-Cee Mews.

(My boyfriend thinks I'm sad for photoshopping my pet. He's right.)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# You have a nice pussy
and don't call me phoebe

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# that some impressive board lurking
but when you decide to post a pic it's a good one
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Why thankyou.
Tis much appreciated :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Comin' at you every hour, upon the hour..
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# 'I like this.'
I will click because I do.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# \o/
'clicks'
I always wanted a tail.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# She'll be sure to tell us if there's been some cat-astrophe
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# She's not very good at the autocue.
She keeps having to paws.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# She's no Miaowra Stuart, is she?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Burmese?
Good pic anyway.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Just a pointy moggy cat :)
I don't think I could ever afford a Burmese!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# He loves ice cream than any food.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I'd do her 'works'
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Maria: Its helpful ^^
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I'm sure he is glad to have 'serviced' you
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Ah, Moggy
and Blue Nun. It all fits.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I luv blue :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# So you do.


Was your Friday pic just coincidence?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Yeah :D exactry.

I replicate it.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# No moggy, bad moggy.
Look! there is Jolly Jack on the horizon! Run to him Moggy! Run like the wind!!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Just 'cause hers is prettier.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# *Flee in the opposite direction of the horizon*
hurry up!! D8
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Horizon approaching rapidly. Flee to the hills.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Wow, very quickly done drawing.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# No it is a copy
of mine that i did years ago. Moggy posted it last week.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Oh I see, me jumping to the wrong conclusion.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Nah, Moggy did this days ago
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# interesting
nice curves Moggy but Sundae has the best legs
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Sundae's has a dynamic pose
It wins
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# you say dynamic I say phwoooaarrr !
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It was a variation on a theme
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ooooooh 3D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Strangely erotic.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# nothing strange about it
simply erotic
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# That's because you haven't spent the last 10 minutes moving closer and further away from the screen to try and superimpose the images.
When you do, she pelvic thrusts right out at you.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# *crosses eyes*
*goes cross-eyed*
Dayum! You're right!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# 'exactry'?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Your Engrish is imploving
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Yayz XD
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I made this just for you, you know.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :D Yes I know.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Why had I not seen that before?
Excellence!!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Was just a bit of fun
I recorded it years ago, but Moggy inspired the video.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# It's appropriately silly
and the singing is fantastic as usual
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# :D
Too kind, as usual.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# do you do requests ?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Often
What are we talking about?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# music request
I was searching for this song and discovered there are a few cover versions on y/tube but none with a female singer. After listening to your Alanis Morrisette I thought you would do a powerful cover of this. Just a suggestion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpLqv7T4aOI
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Great Choon
But I'm retired now, and have no access to recording gear. I also sound really crap these days.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# awwwh shame, happy retirement !
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, yes!
but do you play harmonica, Sue?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Desu!
Nice legs in the bathtub, and always a pleasure to hear you sing.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# love the gun and money on the floor
makes you wonder what sins she is washing away
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I remember that one - fast work!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# This woman is clearly drowning.
'steals money. gun and shoes'
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
drowing whidli housten
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Sense of irony still has some way to go though
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah I know, I spotted the er, phonetic spelling.
{;-)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Is that Dave?
always wondered what he looked like
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Dave is here.


(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Larry and his dancing mouses
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Ohh I love it!!
I wanted such pict!!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Groovy!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I saw him driving a truck earlier
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# weathy
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# like a funewal?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I don't know! Stop using science!!!!
/ac
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# ho, ho, ho, the little wascal has spiwit!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Again with the fucking french cat.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# It's such a joy to see this on the board every 5 fucking minutes
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# You should post this every hour.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# u 2
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Why so blue?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# cuz Environmental light is blue.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# No, environmental light is green
mental light is blue
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I'm getting "ice cream powered robot" vibe from the priest
:)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Maria: I think too ^^
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# He probably has terrible skin, then.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# show me your bumhole
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# PERVERT
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# yes, now show me your bumhole
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# NAH
Grrrrrrrr
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# This isn't the b3ta spirit, Moggy
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# This is also

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# This is the Wobbly Bloke at 5 in the afternoon spirit
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Only manager is allowed to have arms
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# pffffft
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# they say it is golden
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# i've never ignored anyone before
but *IGNORE*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] OH... a new hoax!!
i thought you said.....
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Obi Wan never told you what happened to your strata...
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# It's sedimentary my dear Watson.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# it's a gneiss picture
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Looking out stony-faced across the mountains.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# that's just taking the sith
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Isn't one of the Star Wars characters supposed to be a count?
You could have put him in and called it Count Rushmore
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# you are Joey Tribiani
aicmfp
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Hehe
I was recalling Friends as well
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's sunday I'll post up a pic I found in an abandoned house today
I've always had a big thing for Yvonne DeCarlo


I say big it's about average
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# You love houses....
Is it a painting, photo, post card? how big is it?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Postcard size
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# interesting pose
looks like she was snapped midway during the heads, shoulders, knees and toes song.
Nice find.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I personally don't mind your photos...
but I have to say I'm not at all keen on seeing people posting scans of postcards they happen to have found with no obvious comic or other b3ta-interest content. That seems to me to be more suited to a personal blog.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# so no one noticed the little C next to the pic
guess the desired effect was reached
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# you compo'd an unedited pic you found in an attic?
bastard!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I was busy researching on google, there are some hot pictures out there that I was trying to figure out if they were genuine or not...
Nicely done BTW
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# normally not
but that is no reason to stop searching
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Ah, sorry if I misunderstood.
I have no idea who Yvonne DeCarlo or what you've done to that pic and I took you at your word.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# will always play second fiddle
to Carolyn Jones, for me.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I see, so this is why you`ve been posting your flickr
so you could fool every cunt with this hoax
top long term skulduggery there
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Bravo! Bravo!
But I wouldn't have had a scooby without the threads above.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Inspired by recent posts on here
of your urbex of sites local to me, I went to try to check out Tiviot Dale Tunnel on the way home from the pub earlier tonight...found the entrance no problem, but failed to get past the gate...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Bloody lorry drivers
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEE- oh wait. Wrong catnip.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# lorry driver is Moggy
AICMFP
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I don't have driver license. Even can not drive with scooter like JollyJack.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Should Characteristics of the members to remember.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I can't argue with that.
I'd have to understand it first
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# not a problem
drivers licence is optional for lorry drivers
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I never ridden to lorry.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Never trust a mode of transport named after a child's toy.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# He'll have to give you a ride then.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# What a wayward kitty! *clicky*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# He must be one stretchy cat to reach the pedals
:D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# heh heh...saw a lorry doing just that on the M61 the other day...avoiding chickens no doubt
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# This is one of my favs
Type II bay window ftw :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# We're havin' fun, sittin' in the back seat
kissin' an' a-huggin' with Fred
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Keep on truckin kitty :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Pussy wagon
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Haha, you should never nip and drive.......
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# up to his usual japes :D
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds