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'ning (just noticed that Jacob Singer doesn't drive a Singer)
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26,
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So scary, he has to empty Jacob's bladder
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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mongychops ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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I love that film
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:23,
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spotted in Costa del Sol
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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Oh oh now you've done it
"I'll be in the b3ta bunker's bar getting a stiff one, fnarr!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:20,
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Quick, tell the 3am girls!
They'll print this for defo
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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What the fuck is "Justin Bieber"?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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A repost
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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Awesome!
We need a bieber challenge...
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat. ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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We're gonna need a Bieber boat!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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Where can insects get a pint of honey mead? Just in bee bar!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:27,
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"And tonight on Bieber-C news..."
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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I'm sure I saw your pic on Saturday around 4pm but the thread's been deleted
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:29,
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It was a massive filesize which was picked up by Happy Toast
so I presume he deleted rather than resize in the existing thread.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34,
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Ah I see
*joins you in the b3ta bunker bar for a stiff one :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:49,
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talk about the spanish inquisition!
the original gif was 950kb in size, threatening to 'crash the internet', so after polite advice from the elders i decided to delete/repost..
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:34,
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ignore the people who fear thread deletion
and cheers for resizing, it's a community site/people view on their phones/capped broadband still exists/don't want bad examples etc etc
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:36,
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dont worry. in spain we always respect the elders
we respect traditions. we come from a long line of kings who marry their cousins and used to send our armies to conquer and rule the world 'in da name of the lord'. not to mention we invented 'siesta'...
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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OK
The Spanish Inquisition was a tribunal system established in the 15th century to maintain Catholic hegemony throughout the Kingdom of Spain. Contrary to popular belief, the Inquisition was not unexpected, and in fact always gave their victims 24 days notice before taking them in for interrogation.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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and used soft cushions
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03,
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besides, one gets better and colourful replies on a monday morning
and we (spaniards) are supposed to be the lazy unproductive bastards at work!
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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who says any of us are employed?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:39,
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touchez!
i cant believe by the way theres never been a biebers challenge before...Justin time to propose! (rimshot!!)
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Nozenritten Spaniards make it better ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:47,
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Someone requested it once
but actually it was for a thing of his at school, and he wanted us to be his photoshopping bitches. I made this for him but he never got back to me:
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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Only if we can horribly disfigure and mutilate him plus i think Herman already has a month's supply of Justin Bieber mashes
I think he fancies him ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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Shlvng ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12,
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KAORIIIIII
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:35,
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Not even the power of goatse can save you now
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:58,
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To be fair, he must be so loose
anyone can just walk in and out as they please
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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I wonder...
Mrs Nozenritten: "Why do have pictures of a half-naked teenage boy frolicking in the sea on your computer?"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:55,
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Didn't you post this last week?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:46,
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got it out of my head
sorry it's so poor
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pdjpdj ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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This is very good
It could stand being a little larger tho'
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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I come from an age where an image over 50k would mean certain death
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pdjpdj ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:31,
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You're allowed 100k
That's why some people post five or six images that are 100k each, and if anyone points out that their post is now half a meg, throw a massive flounce.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:47,
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Yay!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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Thanks, BBC!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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He's either completely insane or just extremely twisted but that's enough about Osbourne
That Norwegian guys is batshit crazy!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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I think the terrifying thing is that he clearly isn't.
No one wants to accept that he's done this out of deep-seated beliefs - instead they want to write him off as mad, but he appears to be lucid, rational, and considered.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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^sadly, this^
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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shooting a bunch of kids in the face strikes me as kind of mad
and not at all rational or considered
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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believing in an omnipotent being that no one has seen or evidence of the existance of
would strike me as kind of mad. But that's pretty much excepted by the masses and courts. Who's to say what is right?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07,
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hatred is a form of madness I suppose
Hitler hated jews, commies, disabled people, homosexuals, socialists, gypsies and they all felt the full face of his terror, maybe not directly by his own hands but by his words which lead to those actions. Later it was determine Hitler was a Sociopath but was he mad?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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Actually it went the other way
The original evaluation judged him to be insane. People were very unhappy with the assessment - there were a few things happening that may not have been strictly a breach of protocol but were clearly non-desirable - and so there was a second assessment recently. That assessment judged that he is not insane now, and more importantly that he was not insane at the time of the attacks. I'm not sure which would be better, to be honest. If he were judged insane he couldn't stand trial and would instead be locked in a secure asylum for life - which would be quite a punishment for him, but would give the impression that no justice will be served. This way he can be put properly in jail (from which he will never emerge - and I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn in a year or two that he "committed suicide" in jail), but it gives him a platform. And it's a platform he's *already* using, and the media across Europe are giving it to him.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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But that's enough about Osbourne
this Norwegian guy is dangerous.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07,
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You know, I was going to do that joke, but I resisted, I resisted dammit!
I hope you're properly ashamed ;)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:19,
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I've been at b3ta too long to be ashamed :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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Hehe, makes you wonder if someone with a sense of humour up at BBC towers
has done a bit of deliberate juxtapositioning. Edit: Although, having a quick look around, that's not the best pic they could have used. The Guardian has one of Breivik in almost identical pose to Osborne, although the stories aren't side-by-side.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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'ningles innies and outties.
I have no excuse other than I'm a spang slut.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:59,
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haha she's way too old for him :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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He couldn't stand the pressure anyway.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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Oh you are a spang slut today :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:07,
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She was on a diets so just went for the carat soup:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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he's been in a vegetative state for years anyway
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:20,
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It must be his first date he looks petrified :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:13,
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=)
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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you need intense heat as well though
so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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Or maybe just some Tiger Balm up the tea-towel holder.
That'd do it
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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*winces*
reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat. i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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I'm sure Ferris would help him apply it...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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The 80's sitcom Red Dwarf called. They want their joke back. :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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Ferris Bueller's Red Dwarf?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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Damn that was the one. I got the decade:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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My Two Ferris's
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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Married with Ferris
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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Haha!
Ace.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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It must have been Aardvark for her to resist eating him :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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She must have ben (An)teatering on the brink of doing it
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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She's giving me the eye!
I suppose I could just about get away with peaing:
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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The eyes always make me wee.
Started with Joel's Pavarotti Loves Elephants thing on rathergood (can't be bothered to find the link).
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms* ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56,
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Hahahahaha
very stern
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Oof!
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Ninj ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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WANT!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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Huzzah
I went to Walthamstow dog track once, they had a special Afghan hound charity race 1/2 way through the evening. Watching great big balls of fluff flying around a greyhound track is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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Seams good to me.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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seams of coal?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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*taps nose and indicates correctness*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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I've seam worse
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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PR?.............That's a diamond in the rough.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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Hahaha oh fuck
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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is it to talk about nsfw images on your screen?
Or is it about those tight, stained camel-toe, smelling-of-ass trousers you wear at work which upset the office girls?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:23,
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i wasn't sure, so i checked and as i thought, the male equivalent of camel toe is not a camel toe
it's a moose knuckle
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:55,
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a google image search confirms
That's put me right off me porridge
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:06,
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your mistake was going straight to the images
sometimes you're better off with a regular search to test the waters first
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:15,
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you may be pleased (or horrified) to know
i'm wearing my Michael Ellis t shirt today.
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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I'm slowly pleasuring myself at this news
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:50,
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I think you'll find
it's Camel Face.
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Ptortoise ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:33,
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Phwoar please make every Monday side boob day :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:12,
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Ha ha ha... You loon!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:41,
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Nikki Griffin?
Of BNP fame?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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He accepted the crown after all
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 4:03,
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also
you think my Seams are bad, check out the 3rd photo down . allegedly "In love: Edward VIII, pictured with his new wife at the Chateau de Cande in 1937" more like "Edward VIII, cut out with scissors and pasted onto a picture of his new wife at the Chateau de Cande in 1937"
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:40,
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^ That is a wonderful image.
I particularly like the way it looks like he has a snot dripping down his face and onto his shoulder. * Ning Ferret!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:57,
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Ning!
There's something odd about the pic with the Corgi too, must be the filter the photographer used.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:27,
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He looks rather fetching in those robes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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and then he died.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:25,
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i imagine the musem of british surfing is a bit shit
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:57,
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Ha ha ha...
a bit shit Awesome!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:42,
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Boring and not the least bit on-toapic.
Blame google for the bad translation - I no habla espanol. As usual ris is in the linky.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain. ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:30,
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We're not going to *something* the elephants, we're going to *something* big/massive. I don't have money, *something* beautiful day.
My gcse spanish isn't wasted.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41,
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something about wardrobe I think.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:34,
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Looks more like an equis roja to me.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 2:40,
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Chris Waddle.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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...and place in preheated oven at regulo 5 for 30 minutes
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:26,
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Your devotion to authenticity is admirable
but you could have just put it in English, and then maybe more people would get the joke.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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I'm not sorry.
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:12,
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ouch
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:21,
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Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:33,
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I prefer Glenn Not So Close
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:27,
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ssshhh :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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"Hey, Mr. Tambourine Cat, play a song for me"
"Well I would, you know, only YOU CAN'T PLAY A SONG ON A FUCKING TAMBOURINE YOU TWAT, ALL YOU CAN DO IS TAP IT AND JINGLE IT"
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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hahaha
you could maybe tune each little bell thing to a different note
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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haha, now that you mention it..
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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they got sax for that :P
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOFAHA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:09,
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The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:41,
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Britain's Cat Talent
gets my vote
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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did you steal my tambourine ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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Robotic kitty
edit: nearly forgot, \o/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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awww bless... he needs a keyboard :D
ner ner ner ner ner :P
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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he needs something, probably medication
this is the longest drum solo I have ever seen
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:40,
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think he's had some already :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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The tail is operating him
Anyway, kip-time for me. Goodnight darlinks!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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Shmmmmeakins!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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did you just make that up ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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No, it's a sound I've been known to utter before
A bit like squee I suppose. Anyway, g'night!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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g'nite :)
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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good night zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:05,
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I like the foot-tapping and the head-swaying
Much better than the Salvation Army
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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Aww with all these kittens you are spoiling me.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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yay! buskers with whiskers
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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That's perfect with the Senor Coconut this morning
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:29,
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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HEPL US!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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oh heye radioactive doggies
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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*Half-Life Blue-Shift flash-back*
You weren't there, man! You weren't there!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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YT STALKER 2 preview hoax
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:09,
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I might have known these were your beasts
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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The dogs of Chernobyl
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:58,
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I thought they were from fukusheba
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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o_O mis-read beasts
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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Spider-pug, Spider-pug
does whatever a spider-pug does
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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you have unleashed
the dogs of WOAH!!!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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I trusted the government, now my pets glow in the dark
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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hahaha mutant mutts
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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dog has two noses
smells like double
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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Four eyed dog! Cakey pig! Donkey!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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That's why you shouldn't feed dogs FUCK
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Shlvng ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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Fed FUCK, do SIC
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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TEH FEAR.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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haha Oo_oO
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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SPIDER-EYED DOGS WILL END US ALL
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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TOTAL HELL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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Fucked by spiders
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:30,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:12,
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InstaFP
=)
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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jinxer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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Not me guv.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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Governor Micto
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:49,
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Klaatu Barada
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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Well, I know it was a slow board earlier
but it's certainly not stood still now
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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too soon you have spoken
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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I know, I was just about to say I think I killed it
Also, is it bad that I've been trying to flirt with this: alicebot.org/kirkbot ?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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God, that's still in my profile from 8 years ago
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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You said: Miss Ho thinks you're hot
Fake Kirk: You issued a priority one distress call for a couple of tons of wheat?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Hehe, almost that bad. He's very hard to get.
Steffi: Are you married? James T. Kirk: Single. Steffi: I'm single too James T. Kirk: Life in Starfleet is better that way. ... James T. Kirk: Welcome to the Enterprise, Steffi. Steffi: Thanks James T. Kirk: Isn't Governor Cory joining us? Steffi: A threesome - kinky! James T. Kirk: What happened? Steffi: Nothing serious James T. Kirk: Then since we're headed for Altair Six, and since the shore facilities there are excellent. Steffi: You want to sex me on the beach? James T. Kirk: You want to make a deal. Steffi: What sort of deal? James T. Kirk: What kind would you recommend? Steffi: Well, some flowers wouldn't go amiss James T. Kirk: That's all of us, except for crewman in the transporter room. Steffi, eliminate his heartbeat. That accounts for everyone.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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almost...
James T. Kirk: You too! Get out of the clothes. Nobody's going to put the bag on me any more. Lieutenant: riding bareback, huh? you'll get bad aids James T. Kirk: Lieutenant, I remember. When Sargon and I exchanged, as we passed each other, for an instant we were one. I know him now. I know what he is and what he wants, and I don't fear him. What do you want from me now? Lieutenant: bum sex James T. Kirk: I am a human male. Lieutenant: BUMSEX! James T. Kirk: And Lieutenant is her rival. Is that any better? Even Lieutenant felt the violence of her jealousy. Lieutenant: BUMSEX NOW! DROP YOUR PANTS! James T. Kirk: Lieutenant! Professor! Professor! We missed you, Lieutenant. Lieutenant: BUMSEX! DEEP THROAT! SPITROAST!!! James T. Kirk: Exercise your prime function. Are you a man or woman? Burns them out. Lieutenant was burned out. The device attached to the life-support system produces an extreme, numbing cold. It is my belief that they are turning the Enterprise into a gigantic deep-freeze for purposes only the Scalosians know. Lieutenant: SO I CAN BUM YOU ALL ONE AFTER THE OTHER FOR ALL ETERNITY! James T. Kirk: You'd better let us. It's out of energy. She must have drained it. We could have jumped Lieutenant and Sulu at any time. We didn't know. No way out. and You said: how is your boyfriend? Fake Kirk: Standing by.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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He seems bemused by your direct approach. Meanwhile:
Steffi: Are you gay? James T. Kirk: I prefer women. Steffi: How about me? James T. Kirk: There's no time for that now.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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success!
Lieutenant: Petty Officer Scrubber, sir James T. Kirk: Kirk here. Lieutenant: Command me James T. Kirk: It won't work. Lieutenant: what won't work James T. Kirk: I cannot predict the future. Lieutenant: the future lies - inside my panties James T. Kirk: Is there a chance at all? Lieutenant: 100% James T. Kirk: C in Roman numerals. Lieutenant: I love it when you speak foreign James T. Kirk: What does "it" refer to? Lieutenant: my pussy James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship. Lieutenant: I want to get on your ship James T. Kirk: Release the transmitter. Lieutenant: it's yours! James T. Kirk: Put it down. Lieutenant: did you say "pull it down"? James T. Kirk: Suppose I did say it. Lieutenant: then my panties are down. Engage! James T. Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, all of them. It's been five years since his last message. Lieutenant: whom do you refer to? James T. Kirk: Dr. Wallace . Lieutenant: is Dr Wallace your lover? James T. Kirk: He is my botmaster. Lieutenant: let me master your bot James T. Kirk: You all right? Lieutenant: no, I am in medical need of a good fuck James T. Kirk: Can half a man live? Lieutenant: so long as he can stay hard, that's all that matters James T. Kirk: Yes, it seems very long to me too. Lieutenant: slip it in James T. Kirk: Kirk here. What is it, Lieutenant? Lieutenant: your chance, slipping away fast James T. Kirk: Lieutenant has somehow changed history. Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FUCKED??? James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship. Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FRACKKED??? James T. Kirk: We'll discuss that later, Lieutenant. Leslie, free Lieutenant and Mister Spock. Put Captain Tracey under arrest. Lieutenant: handcuff me, I am your bitch! James T. Kirk: No, I don't think you're stupid. I just think your behaviour is arrested. Lieutenant: I stutter when I come James T. Kirk: Data on witnesses. Lieutenant: a a aff aff affirmative James T. Kirk: Looks as tranquil as its reputation, doesn't it. Lieutenant: oooooooooooooooh James T. Kirk: Lieutenant. Lieutenant: captain James T. Kirk: Good. I wonder how Lieutenant's doing. Lieutenant: afterglow James T. Kirk: Atmospheric controls cut off. Lieutenant: auto-erotic asphyxiation? James T. Kirk: Spock. Spock! Lieutenant! You're in contact with the unit Spock. Stop! Stop! Lieutenant: Don't stop! James T. Kirk: What happened to them? Lieutenant: who cares - it happened to me, and that's all that is important James T. Kirk: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Lieutenant: go ask them, I have to towel off my sopping crotch - seeya
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 4:18,
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Sounds like it was better for you than it was for him
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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Chevron
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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This is neither the time nor the place
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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Brilliant.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:18,
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Full of Win!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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haha, classic switcheroo
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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^ this
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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Hahaha cute and funny
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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make the rats do bunny ears behind them, go on
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mongychops ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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rats ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:01,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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Brilliant
FP this bastard right now.
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gijoel ,
Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:09,
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:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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\o/ pop tarts :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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Hahaha
Perfect time for me to log back in! Love the squirrels' perplexed lean :D *clicks hard*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:30,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Clicked and pointed in
the right direction
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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Utter Win
Bangs head with spanner..... why did I not think of this?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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brilliant!
must FP, shirley?!
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:44,
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heh heh
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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=D
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:08,
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Poppeyes!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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muwahahaaaa
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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That flower in the middle of the top pic
reminds me of Bill Bailey
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:19,
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ha! yeah looking slightly askance there..
also not enough Chris Packham to be really wild
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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I've got your Chwis Packham, right here
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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haha!! excellent..
phwoar geekery :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21,
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arrested by the old bill
he'll be up before the beak and doing bird for that.
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:29,
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He can't duck this one, they'll cage him.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:38,
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with any luck, perch'ance he'll wing it
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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Umm tish umm tish umm tish
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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also congratulations on the 1000 :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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Go on my son!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Ochen horosho!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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'I like this'
for the Yuri Norstein reference!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:09,
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Ha ha ha.... Nice one...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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*hums*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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haha!
schwinging in the rain
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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what a glorious feeling
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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The sun's in his heart and he's ready for love
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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isn't he just?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01,
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Actually, he probably isn't now
Should have caught him five or ten minutes earlier
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:02,
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i like that!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:04,
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Hehehe
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:57,
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Mother nature has been quite kind to him there.
{:-)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
spoogin' in the rain
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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hands free wank win
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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Why is it always spunking in your pictures?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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Why, what a triumphant spurt!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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duck patrol was a thankless task for dumbo
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35,
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looks like dumbo has got a typical factory job
who says the economy is faltering!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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This poses more questions than it answers
but it's nice all the same
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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*foomp*
*waaaah-wah-wah*
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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Haha, superb....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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this is full of wonderment
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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How very
pleasant.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:47,
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lovely stuff
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mongychops ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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duck egret/pedant blog
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:00,
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lovely stuff :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Excellent :)
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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cool anim
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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Hahaha lovely
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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awww.. no wonder the others leg it :D
..is it processed in any way?also reminds me of the little mammoth baby just gone on display in HK
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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I love this!!
Clicks
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:39,
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Wowsers
Lovely stuff
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:41,
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WOOw!
That's lovely :@ )
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:47,
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This is my cat, Phoebe.
Click for bigger (159 kb) You are watching Phoebe-Cee Mews. (My boyfriend thinks I'm sad for photoshopping my pet. He's right.)
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Bats ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28,
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You have a nice pussy
and don't call me phoebe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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that some impressive board lurking
but when you decide to post a pic it's a good one
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Paul_P ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35,
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Why thankyou.
Tis much appreciated :)
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Bats ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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Comin' at you every hour, upon the hour..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36,
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'I like this.'
I will click because I do.
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Bats ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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\o/
'clicks' I always wanted a tail.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Yay!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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She'll be sure to tell us if there's been some cat-astrophe
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:39,
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She's not very good at the autocue.
She keeps having to paws.
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Bats ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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She's no Miaowra Stuart, is she?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49,
archived )
Burmese?
Good pic anyway.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:52,
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Just a pointy moggy cat :)
I don't think I could ever afford a Burmese!
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Bats ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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He loves ice cream than any food.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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I'd do her 'works'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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Maria: Its helpful ^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20,
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I'm sure he is glad to have 'serviced' you
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36,
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Ah, Moggy
and Blue Nun. It all fits.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:14,
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Heh heh
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20,
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I luv blue :)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:25,
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So you do.
Was your Friday pic just coincidence?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33,
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Yeah :D exactry.
I replicate it.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36,
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No moggy, bad moggy.
Look! there is Jolly Jack on the horizon! Run to him Moggy! Run like the wind!!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:47,
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Hahaha!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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Just 'cause hers is prettier.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51,
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*Flee in the opposite direction of the horizon*
hurry up!! D8
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51,
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Horizon approaching rapidly. Flee to the hills.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:32,
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Wow, very quickly done drawing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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No it is a copy
of mine that i did years ago. Moggy posted it last week.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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Oh I see, me jumping to the wrong conclusion.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Nah, Moggy did this days ago
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50,
archived )
interesting
nice curves Moggy but Sundae has the best legs
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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Sundae's has a dynamic pose
It wins
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:51,
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you say dynamic I say phwoooaarrr !
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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It was a variation on a theme
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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ooooooh 3D
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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Strangely erotic.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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nothing strange about it
simply erotic
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:49,
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That's because you haven't spent the last 10 minutes moving closer and further away from the screen to try and superimpose the images.
When you do, she pelvic thrusts right out at you.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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*crosses eyes*
*goes cross-eyed* Dayum! You're right!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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'exactry'?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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Thanks :)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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Your Engrish is imploving
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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Yayz XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:01,
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I made this just for you, you know.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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:D Yes I know.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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Why had I not seen that before?
Excellence!!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:07,
archived )
Was just a bit of fun
I recorded it years ago, but Moggy inspired the video.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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It's appropriately silly
and the singing is fantastic as usual
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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:D
Too kind, as usual.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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do you do requests ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Often
What are we talking about?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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music request
I was searching for this song and discovered there are a few cover versions on y/tube but none with a female singer. After listening to your Alanis Morrisette I thought you would do a powerful cover of this. Just a suggestion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpLqv7T4aOI
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:50,
archived )
Great Choon
But I'm retired now, and have no access to recording gear. I also sound really crap these days.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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awwwh shame, happy retirement !
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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Oh, yes!
but do you play harmonica, Sue?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:01,
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Desu!
Nice legs in the bathtub, and always a pleasure to hear you sing.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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love the gun and money on the floor
makes you wonder what sins she is washing away
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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I remember that one - fast work!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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This woman is clearly drowning.
'steals money. gun and shoes'
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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drowing whidli housten
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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Sense of irony still has some way to go though
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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Yeah I know, I spotted the er, phonetic spelling.
{;-)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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Is that Dave?
always wondered what he looked like
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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Dave is here.
↓
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:18,
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Larry and his dancing mouses
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:25,
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Ohh I love it!!
I wanted such pict!!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:26,
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Groovy!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28,
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I saw him driving a truck earlier
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:31,
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How does he smell?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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weathy
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:31,
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like a funewal?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33,
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I don't know! Stop using science!!!!
/ac
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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ho, ho, ho, the little wascal has spiwit!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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Again with the fucking french cat.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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It's such a joy to see this on the board every 5 fucking minutes
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:36,
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You should post this every hour.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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u 2
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:21,
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Why so blue?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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cuz Environmental light is blue.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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No, environmental light is green
mental light is blue
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:47,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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I'm getting "ice cream powered robot" vibe from the priest
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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Maria: I think too ^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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He probably has terrible skin, then.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:41,
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show me your bumhole
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mongychops ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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PERVERT
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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yes, now show me your bumhole
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mongychops ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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NAH
Grrrrrrrr
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:02,
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This isn't the b3ta spirit, Moggy
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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This is also
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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This is the Wobbly Bloke at 5 in the afternoon spirit
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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Only manager is allowed to have arms
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:02,
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pffffft
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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they say it is golden
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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i've never ignored anyone before
but *IGNORE*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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OH... a new hoax!!
i thought you said.....
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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Obi Wan never told you what happened to your strata...
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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It's sedimentary my dear Watson.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20,
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it's a gneiss picture
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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Looking out stony-faced across the mountains.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:29,
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that's just taking the sith
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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Isn't one of the Star Wars characters supposed to be a count?
You could have put him in and called it Count Rushmore
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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you are Joey Tribiani
aicmfp
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:00,
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Hehe
I was recalling Friends as well
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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As it's sunday I'll post up a pic I found in an abandoned house today
I've always had a big thing for Yvonne DeCarlo I say big it's about average
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Paul_P ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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You love houses....
Is it a painting, photo, post card? how big is it?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:04,
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Postcard size
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Paul_P ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:06,
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interesting pose
looks like she was snapped midway during the heads, shoulders, knees and toes song. Nice find.
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11,
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I personally don't mind your photos...
but I have to say I'm not at all keen on seeing people posting scans of postcards they happen to have found with no obvious comic or other b3ta-interest content. That seems to me to be more suited to a personal blog.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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so no one noticed the little C next to the pic
guess the desired effect was reached
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Paul_P ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:22,
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you compo'd an unedited pic you found in an attic?
bastard!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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I was busy researching on google, there are some hot pictures out there that I was trying to figure out if they were genuine or not...
Nicely done BTW
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:30,
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normally not
but that is no reason to stop searching
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Paul_P ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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Ah, sorry if I misunderstood.
I have no idea who Yvonne DeCarlo or what you've done to that pic and I took you at your word.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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Nicely done :)
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28,
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will always play second fiddle
to Carolyn Jones, for me.
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kaydup ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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I see, so this is why you`ve been posting your flickr
so you could fool every cunt with this hoax top long term skulduggery there
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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Bravo! Bravo!
But I wouldn't have had a scooby without the threads above.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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Inspired by recent posts on here
of your urbex of sites local to me, I went to try to check out Tiviot Dale Tunnel on the way home from the pub earlier tonight...found the entrance no problem, but failed to get past the gate...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:25,
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Bloody lorry drivers
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herman:D ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15,
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WAKE UP SHEE- oh wait. Wrong catnip.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:17,
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lorry driver is Moggy
AICMFP
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:25,
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I don't have driver license. Even can not drive with scooter like JollyJack.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39,
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Should Characteristics of the members to remember.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41,
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I can't argue with that.
I'd have to understand it first
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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not a problem
drivers licence is optional for lorry drivers
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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I never ridden to lorry.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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Never trust a mode of transport named after a child's toy.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:50,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:59,
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He'll have to give you a ride then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33,
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What a wayward kitty! *clicky*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26,
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He must be one stretchy cat to reach the pedals
:D
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29,
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heh heh...saw a lorry doing just that on the M61 the other day...avoiding chickens no doubt
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:30,
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What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:33,
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This is one of my favs
Type II bay window ftw :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:35,
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We're havin' fun, sittin' in the back seat
kissin' an' a-huggin' with Fred
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:35,
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Keep on truckin kitty :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34,
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Pussy wagon
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34,
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Haha, you should never nip and drive.......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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up to his usual japes :D
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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