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[challenge entry] ding ding :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Lovely stuffings!
There's never usually a reason to your animations but they're always fun and jolly, and this is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# haha! that's simply ace.
you don't see enough quadrandems around these days... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I see a cycle-by beheading coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, excellent, look who they're after!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# ha HA!
ha HA! ha HA!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Fantastic
clicks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Michaelangelo has a sword.
Therefore I fear that this may be a fake.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# thats what i logged on to say
Leonardo, the turtle with the blue band, was the kendo specialist.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# TMNTeeees!

T M N T yum yum.
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bored
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I'm not convinced that big studio re-boot of Whacky Races
is a good idea. Look what they've done to Top Cat:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ljWFe0BiY

sacrilege!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Tu est l'homme que faire toujours le pope
OU EST LE POPE?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Mais ouais.
Ceci n'est pas un pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Nous aimons le pope
Le pope fume le dope
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Mais, si le pope fume le dope
Ou est l'hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Alors... ne perder pas le soap!
NB: C'est possible que ceci est le gibberish. Mon francais est un peu rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Francais?
Je pensais que nous parlions espagnol. *hausse les epaules*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# A besoin de moutard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Oui, c'est un idee pas mal.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
J'ai fait un lol propre.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Je vous en prie!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# haha...
sauvetage du thread!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Merci!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# MDR!
PTDR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# It's déjà vu all over again
Is this where I call you a thread-deleting [mod edit]?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# This is were he's disappointed again at the reaction to his post.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
#


etc

I will now go away and flagellate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# As is should be :D
Also didn't know Mort played darts.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Mort?
That name is dead wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Arsebiscuits
Morph....
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
#
flagellate myself wank furiously into a teacup
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Is there a milk shortage then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# ha
Panic wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# They look like big strong hands, don't they?
Woo for the rockbiter!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# and that joke's a little tyred
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# and yet he had to wheel it out again
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# It's the joke that keeps goin round an round
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# You'd better tread carefully
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# get a grip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I can't keep track of these posts
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# The jokes a bit flat at this stage...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# but you keep pumping the puns out
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I'd post a cross (re)ply
but some of those puns were really radi(c)al...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# that reply really sent this thread down the tube
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I think we've
hit the skids
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# only because you got invalved
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I thought it was all quite slick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# you're full of hot air
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# You've just got an inflated sense of what's good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# careful
you'll puncture his pride
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# It's been a goodyear
for word-play
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# But now all the best ones have bin dun(lop)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# have they (pi)relli?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# that's a bridgestone
too far...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# mind psi
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I would just like to show my appreciation for this one right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# it can stay there, i give up
i'm hungover and can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# you blew us out!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# oh bravo
I haven't got a patch on you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# flat-tery
will get you everywhere. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# REPETITION!
www.b3ta.com/board/10750280
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# dammit!
the pressure got to me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# you should have checked :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I know - and I always carry a spare pun in case of emergencies
as well... :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# What a let down!
PS: Someone please shoot me before I do any more
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I haven't any bullets to spare
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# yep, but the snooker's just started
so i'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# rubbery
jubbery
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I bet it's wheelie chewy, too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Morning peoples!
Two weeks to go, so I'm going to leave this here if you don't mind...

Artwork by JollyJack; text, organisation & some guitar-playing by me:

You can click for a closer look, if you like...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Rock the house Prof!!!
WOO and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Thank you sir!
However I feel that all the WOO belongs to JJ, all I've done is a big TOAP really :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# rock out with your cock out
ooh it's at the Railway Terrace Trent Derby
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Looks like a fun do
Can't make it myself, but hope it goes well (and that the rainy season will have finished by then!)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Thank you kindly :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, I will :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Hello bloke :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# i'd come if i could
but as i can't, i've had to settle for dyeing my hair purple instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# That'll do, Smash :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hurrah!
Thanks for the reminder - I better get a hotel booked! Myself and Mrs E should be there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Enter the competition!
You might not have to pay for your hotel then :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hello, is it a ghost you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Nice mash-up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hitler loves kebab meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# His huge head is spurting everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# or is she?
any normal woman would with Lionel between her thighs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# *almost chokes on chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# :D


I'd better get moving, see you in an hour or so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Footingballs first.
Be there after 3-ish.

o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# lovely, see you soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Roger that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Can't beat the old classics!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# haha!
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# splorfasplorfasplorfasplorfasplorfa
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahaha, very good
Has Moggy/Dave forgiven you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# nice clay modding, there....I mean err...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# long time brain lurk
finally expunged.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# PIGSHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# you say
the sweetest things to me......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# alright Gerry2
any jobs going at your place?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# plenty judging by the number of vacancies that I still get forwarded by agencies
for positions that I am not remotely qualified for.... there's going to be a new engine plant in Wolverhampton soon as well, is that do-able for travel?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I picture a tree with engine blocks hanging off of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# PIGSWILL ENTERS
PIGSHIT LEAVES
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Heh
I'm a runner... I want to make a shirt reading "barter town running club" / "we run barter town". With drawings of masterblasters running...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# You should do that and wear it at the Marathon
(which is coming up fairly soon isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Tomorrow
Better start training.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Sod the training
Go print some t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Print a t-shirt with footprints across the back
Then go and lay face-down in the middle of the course
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Ahhh very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# HA :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Raise embargo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Dear oh dear
Just caught up on all the sauce. Have some Boobs to take your minds off things :)

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# cor!
look at those mods!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I believe the fashionable reply is
[Mod Edit]
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'd like to [mod edit] but the [mod edit] is [mod edit]
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah!
I'd like to [mod edit] her [mod edit] down on my [mod edit]. Then I'd take my [mod edit] and [mod edit] deep [mod edit] her [mod edit] until she [mod edit] for [mod edit].
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# I'd like to do a sex with her.
using my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# if you know what I [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# OMG! B&!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Subtle as always.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# it's the only way to fly!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# She needs some new trousers
Her belt loops are broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Beltsproing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Why is she saying "buspass"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Nothin sexier
than the word buspass.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkdRfbN6eew
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Is funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# original sauce please
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# HP or Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# More like mayonnaise I would think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I bet they were perky, too.
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Shakes fist?
Dirty beggar.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Brings a whole new meaning to the word Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# No, that would be his busty-braless-girl-on-the-stairs gif
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty beggers
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Reflecto Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] why so serious ba ba


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)
# because you've spilt tea eveywhere you feckless arse!
now clean it up and stop messing about
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Awfully quiet here today isn't it.
I was going to [mod edit] but I decided to [mod edit] instead.

[mod edit]

[mod edit]!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# The b3taverse is just pausing to draw a collective breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ah, so that's it, isn't it

I'll be back later then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Bring pictures and snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# [this comment has been removed]
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Brainmelt!
How can a comment tell me that it's not there!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# [MOD EDIT]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# If this meme doesn't end soon, you'll be hearing from my lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# green giant
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# [MOD EDIT]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# FP this now !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# no, first it must be resized to 401 pixels in width
and then there should be an argument about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# that's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# [mod edit] it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Saturday is now officially 'Funny Face' day...
Happy Birthday; Your Mag, Mr Pop & some girl with a boys name.



* Queenie does look very happy, but a suppose you would be is Philip had just given you a pearl necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)
# and todays comedy gif...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
# CDC JUBILEE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# one..one..one..one..one..one..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I often wondered?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# nice sparks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# "I, Regent"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# :D
Phillip broke her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# still waiting for the comedy gif
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# B&.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Have you not found one in your collection then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] what a lovely day..


to hose down the lawn... damn unsightly patches :D



(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)
# wow, she's got some hips!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
# all the better to fight evil with :D
..i didn't edit that bit of her either!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)
# They made her wear a sort of nappy to prevent camel-toe or stray minge hair (prudish Americana)
so a lot of that is padding - trufax
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# She has very nice puppies
bu does she not know about the hose pipe ban?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
# its ok her neighbours can't see it...
invisible & all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:51, archived)
# king charles spaniels
are 'orrible little creatures that forever drag their arses on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Lovely Lynda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] batman and robin spend the day in brighton

ah, shit. i thought it was superheroes on their day off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 4:30, archived)
# The little bitches SAID they were home.
Obviously a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 5:49, archived)
# busted by their facebook pcs
an amateur mistake
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:43, archived)
# I like it =)
/board seemed so slow suddenly, cleared ignore list to empty and it had no effect - still same =(
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Apr 2012, 6:41, archived)
# you have an ignore list?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# Not any more =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)
# touche! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:08, archived)
# BATBOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:32, archived)
# the best of all the boobs
no wait, that's not right, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# where does one's willy go?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)
# RIGHT up the mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
# it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# haha suits him :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)
# haha!
batboobs!

(UTB, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# To the Batlilo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# minor milestone - have some flesh and a wet pussy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)
# ah nice!
did you do one on 4321 too?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha what?
also, has something happened while I've been away

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:43, archived)
# Only you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:45, archived)
# tha.. a.. th....
that statement messes with my head, man.

Also, my lemon drink is particularly offensive at the moment. Crap lemon "flavour" sainsburys squash with slices of "lemon" from a jar.

I should add some pepsi.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# ...fresh :D
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Brad + Ang = Julian Clary?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Have a mixture of Julia Roberts and John Travolta...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# erm... oh. gosh.
More than slightly disturbed to realise that...

would.

Definitely :@ ]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:57, archived)
# she looks like a p.e. teacher
or a russian tennis player
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Looks like
Sharon Davis
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:57, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:08, archived)
# yeah. never noticed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:32, archived)
# oh hai commonli face-swapped couple :D
CIRCA 2008
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Just realised someone beat me to it, but what the hell.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Silver Spandex Man
spans some silver decks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Some Silver Decks Man
spans some silver spandex
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# *chuckles* :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)
# The sorting bees are back!


Here's a new one I made up this week, it's called "push sort" for want of a better name...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# So have you found the fastest/most efficient sort?
or is this more just for fun/brain exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# well.
I just beat Quicksort. By a fairly wide margin on shorter lists, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Call it Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I work with a guy called Kevin
and he is a pushy sort
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# \o/
It is decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Do the bees
line them all up so they can do a huge line of pollen?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# for bees and whizz
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Haha, class
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Not quite sure what's going on,
but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Have you done bumble sort?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening dear b3tans
Photoshop crashed when I'd nearly finished making this, just after I'd deleted all my sauce images, and I lost nearly all of it. Hastily remade it, now been staring at it so long and swearing at the computer and drinking more wine, that I now have no idea if it is funny or not. Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Okay Robin, you get the tap end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Holy buttplug Robin!

Nicely made, and yes it's funny (enough for me also drinking el vino inexpensivo).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Thanks
I would have liked to have spent more time on the backgrounds and added some photoframes with Batman and Robin enjoying funtimes. I like to build these things piece by piece rather than just pasting people on backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# [mod edit] soap [mod edit] up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Also, Adam West is brilliant
even though you could only see half his face, he went through quite a range of expressions, meaning there are plenty of suitable face pics for antics like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# \o/
Just like my little cat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks! And nice badge
A credible rival to MGM's Leo the Lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# W/Y/H!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ah that sight takes me back...
(to c. 2000 when that song was everywhere, that is, not to some man-in-monkey-suit-molestation incident).
Also thanks for the W/Y/H; sorry, I'm so tired I couldn't work out what those letters meant at first...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# A bat butt ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# As seen on batse.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Hehe :)
looks like they solved all the problems one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ...and that was how they realised ...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# My God!
Someone's stealing my water!
(User #86772, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Since we're on birds
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Where's [mod edit]
[mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# [mod edit]
is [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# He will be [mod edit]
but I hope he [mod edit] soon
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I'm a-comin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hmm
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Cute fish ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# you could say..
/puts on sunglasses

boids o' da water
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Needs more poop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# damn, I knew there was something...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# BURDS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I will learn to animate one day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# go for it
once you pop you just can't stop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Oi!
No one had a [mod edit] at the immortal [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahahachrist he is annoyed
edit: JollyJack eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# This is one of my favourite pics ever
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd never heard of this Angry Birds thing before I came on b3ta, and was getting a bit fed up with the constant references, but this one is fab to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# haha angry :D
they're perfick!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)
# THEY ARE WATCHING ME WATCHING THEM

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Cor, you haven't half got a big nose, and a bloody pointy forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# My, with those beautiful words you must get plenty of cloaca action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I like how the pigeon has one leg raised up in a nazi salute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# yes, that is the specific scenario
and it is in no way, a crap drawing.

nazi pigeon, clearly, he is such.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Nose colour suggests an alcoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# cities are filled with drunken pigeons, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I thought it was a big angry magenta spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Eventually, but red first.
(used to cover for alky boss)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# It has had it's beak chopped off leaving a gaping bloody wound....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# yes
that is the scenario

it is in no way a representation of my half arsed inability to draw a complete thing with bits missing in the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# You're better than me dude, this is the last time I drew a bird!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# they have some kind of glowing anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Goldfinch's are clever like that ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# GOLDFINCHES!
FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Haha, my spellring is no better than my drawing I'm affraid ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
Goldfinch's hav teh cute.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# They were, they were outside my window and I didn't know what they were..
www.b3ta.com/board/10729463
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I sometimes see flocks of them in late summer, they love the teazels around here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I'd never seen one before. lovely things though..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# That is superb.
Simply brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I thought they only did that to chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Maybe it is in disguise...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# A lack of imagination on its' part, it should be bold and become a halibut for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# cock break glass = glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# broke glass last night
not with my mighty cock ( or any other farm animals )

it just detonated

I thought it'd be nice to freeze some shitty orange drink

so I did
took the glass out the fridge

GRAACKK.

bye bye limited edition mcdonalds cola glass.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# silly pigeon cock is not tree branch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Thanks, I know what my nightmares will be about tonight
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I`m wearing a penis hat lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# or a siamese tortoise hat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# fuck, that so is
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# fucckk
yay my computer is picking up some strange radio station again

for some reason my mic cable is just the right geometry and resonance to pick up some spanish radio station.


edit: it seems to be picking up several radiostations at once yay SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# boutros boutros ghali
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Switching off your wah wah pedal might help
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# a man's wah wah pedal is his own private affair, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Put your tinfoil hat over it.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# but the chap was singing!
it was epic

I had no idea wtf he was singing about
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I had an amp once that picked up radio somewhere in Eastern Europe.
I lived near the top of a hill at the time, so that helped.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# one of the more entertaining ones
just listening to a cd, and BWEEPBWEEPBWEEP "yeah, the flat was full of gas if it went off it would have took the block out"

me: WTF? *gets up to look out of window*

4 fire engines outside

:D

LIKE.... FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Who, or what, are they going to kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# EVERYTHING!
TWICE!

THEN THEY'LL KILL AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# The fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

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