yay for funsize tanks!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:09,
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hahaha brilliantalthough i'm not sure that the bullingdon club is ideologically compatible with north korea
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:14,
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I'm not sure a share-drive schemeworks for tanks. It doesn't make them "green"......oh, wait...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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do helicats dream of gyroscopic mice?
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 2:54,
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Thanks XDtook.fucking.aaagggeeess.
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:13,
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definitely worth it thoughruns really smoothly
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:28,
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do the test, I'm fucking sure he's a replicatwoo!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:05,
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more humanism than humanismis our motto
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:11,
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Do you know what a cat is?'feline', same thing.
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 5:11,
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Oh well playedsmashing branding to boot.
(
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:34,
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Haha,Superbly done!
What's the Voight-Kampff equivalent for helicats?
(What's the Voight-Kampff equivalent for helicats?
Fluffy elephants,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:46,
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Good Question! ...erm ... the Vont-Katnip ??
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 4:04,
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Excellent truly excellent :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:25,
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things are better with CopterCat Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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arf Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:06,
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Sweet Jesus and she's head of the Queen of England, Defender of the FaithGod save us all!
( boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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I see you've 'shopped some bloodstains onto a picture of Her Maj. sitting next to Kate Middleton.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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I know, very lazy of me :(Don't forget the guys behind, either, they're central to the proceedings.
( boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:11,
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Right, there was a Ba'al in Stargate, and a Dagon in SkyrimI'm looking, and I'm thinking these references don't help.
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:12,
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I think you're overthinking thischiefly because I have no idea where I was going beyond fishies and blood and livening up the gayshift somewhat
( boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:14,
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Excellent, I've got a truly crap gif of a fish in photoshopI'll add some blood, hang on a tic
edit:
(edit:
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:15,
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and you killed it *nods sadly*It was the other way up and alive 'til I needed to add blood.
Although it works much better this way.
*looks for unposted pictures*
(Although it works much better this way.
*looks for unposted pictures*
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:29,
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I don't have any unposted pictures, at least not that are finished :( at least not that are finished :(I do however hear a baby in the flat downstairs who's taken to waking up at about 1AM and bawling his eyes out. Which is a pity because I was about to go to bed.
I do have a comfortable giant cat though.
(I do have a comfortable giant cat though.
boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:32,
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Yeah, mine are usually unposted on account of being unfinishedor totally crap, like this one, which tbf, is suitable for the gayshift
Hope the baby shuts up
(Hope the baby shuts up
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:37,
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Aha, he just didSo since I was up working til 4AM last night and have had five hours sleep in the last 40 odd, I think I'm off.
( boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:41,
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Leave Boris aloooooooooooone.....!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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At once
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:36,
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THEY'RE NOT IN A KETTLEStop lying to me :(
I have surprisingly few fish. But I do have someone fishing:
(I have surprisingly few fish. But I do have someone fishing:
boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:40,
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I like the idea that he's fishing chameleons from that park.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:43,
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Aah good ol' fish kettlingBind 'em all together, lob in a few smoke grenades, enjoy a lifetime of kipper
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:44,
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A wonderful meditation on censorship!Clickety.
(
Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:38,
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genius, man, geniusyou're such a total spastic that you've came right round the other side as a kind of demented, sub-human mongtastic, cunt faced wanker
well done mate!
(well done mate!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:25,
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hahaha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 1:29,
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that's excellent Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:31,
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credit where it's jewhitler is a good shot
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:04,
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I love that sceneWhen he blows some guys up with grenades, you can see a spring-loaded piece of ground pop up and launch them in the air
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:07,
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oh yes, happy flaming tater day! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:16,
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He's got the Jewson lot! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:44,
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You know, 'iron fist' in a German accent ALMOST sounds like 'iron vest'./bennettblog
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:24,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: DPRK UK"){kind=small}
All hail the Glorious leaderYou will learn to love the smell of his farts just as much as he does.
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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Good game, good game.
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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HahaObi Wan has NO shame
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:03,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:03,
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A LOL time ago, in a galaxy ROFL ROFL away Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:48,
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___-___ ______________________________
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:54,
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Nah, it's definitely David Mitchell.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:11,
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I think it would be wonderful (shitpeas)
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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whoa - thats fucking scaryLooks a bit like Andy Serkis, too
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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You know I've always spelled it as "woah"However the internet seems to be pretty adamant that "whoa" is correct, and people who spell it woah are stupid. www.google.co.uk/search?q=woah+or+whoa
Seems a bit silly to me though, a bit like arguing over whether laughter is haha or hehe.
(Seems a bit silly to me though, a bit like arguing over whether laughter is haha or hehe.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:03,
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Dunno, I laugh like a hyena having an orgasmSod knows how you'd spell that
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:15,
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I had to read that back a few timesbefore I realised that you don't "laugh like a hyena" while having an orgasm
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:20,
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that's more of a dolphin chirp Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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only keanu says "woah" Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:06,
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I think you'll find Snowy in Tintin also says Woah a lotPerhaps that's why I've got that spelling lodged in my head
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:10,
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When you're young that makes for really weird readingSnowy sounds so strange in my head
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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Yeah, especially that one where Snowy is kidnappedand you see "Woah! Woah!" coming from an upstairs window, and Tintin runs up to find it's a baby crying, and you think just what does Snowy sound like?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:56,
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Jonathan Ross played Woah when his school did a play about the flood boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:22,
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Haha, that doesn't even make sense!
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:32,
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All things make sense if you look at them the wong way"And God said to Woah, 'The end of all flesh is come befowe me; for the eawth is filled with violence thwough them; and, behold, I will destwoy them with the eawth."
( boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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You're thinking of when he had to woah boat
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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MaybeHe did a masterful reading from Joshua once, though.
"And the Lord said unto Joshua, 'See, I have given into thine hand Jewicho, and the king theweof, and the mighty men of valour. And ye shall compass the city, all ye men of woah, and go wound about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days. And seven pwiests shall bair befowe the ark seven twumpets of wams' howns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and the pwiests shall blow with the twumpets."
("And the Lord said unto Joshua, 'See, I have given into thine hand Jewicho, and the king theweof, and the mighty men of valour. And ye shall compass the city, all ye men of woah, and go wound about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days. And seven pwiests shall bair befowe the ark seven twumpets of wams' howns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and the pwiests shall blow with the twumpets."
boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:13,
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I've always spelled it woahI thought whoa was just used for dogs and horses.
Someone'll be telling me it's spelt 'wierd' next, people seem pretty intent on that being right
(Someone'll be telling me it's spelt 'wierd' next, people seem pretty intent on that being right
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:42,
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everyone knows it's whierd, man Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:45,
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Haha, I mentioned it to a persistent "offender" onceThey laughed and refused to believe me :(
Then again, they're also convinced pseudo is pronounced persuade'o..
(Then again, they're also convinced pseudo is pronounced persuade'o..
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER CNever fails. NEVER. I know these things.
edit: just found this, alt-usage-english.org/I_before_E.html some people have "extensions" to the rule, like "well, well, but, it doesn't apply if it rhymes with 'hay' like in neighbour!" and "well, well, err, it doesn't apply when you have a plural like 'democracy' or err err it FUCKING APPLIES ALL RIGHT?"
(edit: just found this, alt-usage-english.org/I_before_E.html some people have "extensions" to the rule, like "well, well, but, it doesn't apply if it rhymes with 'hay' like in neighbour!" and "well, well, err, it doesn't apply when you have a plural like 'democracy' or err err it FUCKING APPLIES ALL RIGHT?"
boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:52,
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I'll see you at the hacienda Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:56,
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ahemwww.b3ta.com/board/10787609 In which case I think you mean "foriegn" :P
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:59,
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bollockshoisted on my own petard!
i've never been able to spell "foriegn". nor have i ever been able to spell "dependent". this makes me a bona fide moron.
edit: 'foriegn' is beginning to hurt my eyes
(i've never been able to spell "foriegn". nor have i ever been able to spell "dependent". this makes me a bona fide moron.
edit: 'foriegn' is beginning to hurt my eyes
boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:00,
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Haha it is awful isn't it Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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it's kind of insidiousbut i'll make a special effort to always use "dependant". although that does look like what you're doing when you nick someone's necklace.
( boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:10,
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You've reminded me of this:"When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:14,
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You've obviously never watched the Grand National boris the spider,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:21,
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I always watch the grand national, you make a good point
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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<racist joke ending with naming of sister's kids 'Deneice' and 'Denephew'> RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 5:08,
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Sounds like a very scientific argument
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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I thought when i was doing it that it looked likeJeff from Peep Show.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:04,
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I saw him outside a bar in Nottingham the other weekDidn't bother saying hello, mind
( boris the spider,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:23,
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shopped pics only please deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 6:28,
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At last some eye candy for the girls - well done Chris. I fully endorse this :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:40,
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Ah yes, this is Her Maj's other job as a human set of scalesThese two men were having an argument about who was more largely hung. They'll find out depending on which way the queen leans.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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She looks so tremendously pleased Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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Hahaha, excellent, perfect expression!Does the winner get to part the royal curtains!?
(
..wil,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:06,
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I arfedThough that now sounds like out of context yiffing slang given the source material
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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Yeah, just go up to the counter in Forbidden Planet and ask for "Korean meatballs". Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:01,
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Is that slang for under the counter furry porn from France?They love their animals with tits over there
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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I'll have to see when I'm next there.I DO know it's just out on the shelves; gay yiffy porn comics. I am so not even shitting you. I'd buy one to prove it, but... yeah.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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OMFG! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Ogle My Furrie's GoatseWeekly
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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open my fudgebox gaper Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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It was in the indie bit. Can't remember the name of it.It looked reasonable enough on the cover, nothing really dodgy. Opened it and there's two dog fellas going at it... like...well, dogs.
Oh and
Observed Mature Furry Gravely.
(Oh and
Observed Mature Furry Gravely.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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Obedient Male Foxes GaggingWhile we're at it
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:34,
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Obstreperous Mallards Fuck Goats!
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:13,
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Our Majesty's Feeling Genitals?(sorry, wrong thread)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 5:19,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DPRK UK
It's time for a new government. This week's challenge is to show us what the UK would look like if North Korea's Kim dynasty were in charge, with all its propaganda, mass games and general strangeness.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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I also thought that we'd be hard pressed to come up with general strangeness that is stranger than the actual thing
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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i say bring back mystery bob, it is a well known fact that fraser spends his evenings in the black room at the roman spa in vauxhall getting bummed
(
mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:16,
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photoshop kim's face on a british person...got it!edit:... +LOLz
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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But just think of all the totalitarilolz! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:09,
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I'm laughing now just thinking about it.No need to tune into b3ta this week then... o__o
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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YES! oh man, this is going to be so LOL!
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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I hope there's a jedi making a cat that has kim jong-il's face fall over!!!!
(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:09,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:19,
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probably much like it is now, while looking through venitian blinds
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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WHO VOTES FOR THIS SHITE? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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fuck knowsonly saving grace is that it wasn't 'The Sports Day'
tho no doubt we'll have yet another chance to vote for that next fucking week
(tho no doubt we'll have yet another chance to vote for that next fucking week
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:16,
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I voted dbest of a bad bunch
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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It is odd.No one below the vote mentioned it as their favourite.
Wish there was a rule that only people who entered the previous week's compo could vote, as I suspect that many people who vote don't actually do so thinking what would be fertile ground for their own ideas.
(Wish there was a rule that only people who entered the previous week's compo could vote, as I suspect that many people who vote don't actually do so thinking what would be fertile ground for their own ideas.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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The worst one iskind of like the most difficult level of a game, I suppose.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:43,
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i like seeing the moaning, my 'ducks in abusive relationships with farm animals' got loads of entries as a side challenge, mind you that was while back, it'd all be jedi gifs and yiff shit now
(
mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:46,
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yeah, people either aren't thinking it through or being deliberately cuntishstill, I'm sure you'll think of something :)
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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I kind of like that ideabut wouldn't it risk an increased number of half-arsed entries/faceswaps just to get a voting ticket
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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Yeah, see you in a week
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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Swim fishy!(Can I post here? I cannae post below)
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:43,
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Dead cat submarine. Dive! Dive! Dive!
Edit: not sure what happened then..... Oops.
(Edit: not sure what happened then..... Oops.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:46,
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Hahaha"And I bet you can't smoke in here either, fucker!"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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O_O
Thanks to Paul_P for source: www.b3ta.com/board/10787839
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:20,
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hahaa picture of a cat in a red swim suit is how i found b3ta, i found it on a work pc, i wonder which b3tan made it
( mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:23,
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Fantastic bit of blasphemy there
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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Hey, we're having a nice chat down there. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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Haha, that's quite cute actually. :DAllow me to pea this drunken drawing from a few months back.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:38,
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Hey, I'm still preening from Mu-tiful down below.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:11,
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Have you heard about the bird? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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b3ta thrives on topical puerile jokes and memesand you don't get much more topical or puerile than mocking our own
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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I'm just confused nowDid moggy finally get a sense of humour or is this some impersonator?
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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I don't know anymoreI don't think anyone knows whats going on anymore.
For some reason I thought you were moggy with another account/split personality
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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For some reason I thought you were moggy with another account/split personality
I won't bother trying to explainas it's almost impossible to understand
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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I can do it in 6 words."This is Mu, he isn't Moggy."
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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But is he really?I'm not so sure myself now
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Yeah, cenaris is right. I forgot to switch accounts before posting.This was meant to be utterly serious, but I'm having to play along.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:52,
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that's still too complicatedcan you do it in 5?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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hmmmmmmit's an interesting concept but I'm not sure it's water tight
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:56,
archived)
Now I sound like I'm spouting slogans for that spray you can get to stop cats pissing in your garden.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:02,
archived)
Mu's Anti-Moggy spray"because cats are cunts" - Taters, official sponsor
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:04,
archived)
Looks as if she has you on ignoreSince she's still quite chatty in the JJ thread but hasn't posted once in this one
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:02,
archived)
She hasn't replied to me since she called me "wank boy"
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:03,
archived)
sounds like she's stalking youand watching via telescope.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:06,
archived)
It meant to say "I resent that. I'm an utterly lovely bully."
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:55,
archived)
nor will i, for fucking ages he has refused to draw any of my suggestion, dirty furry shitcunt
(
mongychops,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:21,
archived)
DREDDTHIS SEPTEMBER
Classic own goal, on a par with
WILL YOUNG
LEAVE RIGHT NOW
or
WILL YOUNG
LET IT GO
Both written by Eg White
(Classic own goal, on a par with
WILL YOUNG
LEAVE RIGHT NOW
or
WILL YOUNG
LET IT GO
Both written by Eg White
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
archived)
Camberwell croissant?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:18,
archived)
Looks like he's going to use it like a boomerang on offenders.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:29,
archived)
Everytime I see that face, I want to break things Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:07,
archived)
Wheeeeeeeee!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
archived)
Dave allen wrestles with alien from prometheus I guess you could call him
*dons shades*
"Dave Alien"
(*dons shades*
"Dave Alien"
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:16,
archived)
Happy candle old chap! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:18,
archived)
Amazing what you find in old photos4 eyes for 4 years
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:30,
archived)
Good godThat looks like Danish Blue cake
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:32,
archived)
Ta!Thats a lovely pooey brown, sir
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:38,
archived)
\o/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
And no, I never tire of this clip.
(And no, I never tire of this clip.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26,
archived)
Can not laugh. No joke.
If can laughs for it, MUST DIE!!
(If can laughs for it, MUST DIE!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28,
archived)
If that was supposed to be a flight joke then woo ;) Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:31,
archived)
さようなら。今日からあなたのファンをやめます。
じゃあね。
(じゃあね。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:28,
archived)
are you back, i thought you flounced off to the princess services.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30,
archived)
3 flounces so farthe last was a repost which was unforgivable and great inhumanism
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:39,
archived)
Does a repost flounce count as a full flounce? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:55,
archived)
I think it's worseit's a flounce with added childish rule breaking
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:57,
archived)
"Goodbye. You quit your fans from today. Have a nice afternoon."lighten up
it's a funny topical cartoon
(it's a funny topical cartoon
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37,
archived)
So... same time next week?Probably just as well you're flouncing now, I'm in the middle of doing something like that comic up there.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41,
archived)
she's getting ahead of herselffriday mornings are her usual flounce spot
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42,
archived)
Shit, this one MUST be serious then.Or we'll just see her next time JJ posts something, like every other time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:47,
archived)
She'll forgive him the next time he draws something cute. Or with massive tits.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:49,
archived)
That does seem to be the case.Even if she's had a go at me, she'll still like the stuff I post.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:52,
archived)
I was delete dA account, and I will leave here. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51,
archived)
Fucking hell, THE END TIMES ARE HERE! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:28,
archived)
This man is so shocked he's spitting out his cup of crude oil
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:06,
archived)
If you ask the Mods here they'll delete your b3ta account too.Proper delete. "Usert not founds" delete.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:55,
archived)
But how can she come back again if she does thatYou're not thinking clearly at this emotional time, soldier.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56,
archived)
Oh yeah, we wouldn't... wan... No, I can't do it. That's too sarcastic, even for me.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59,
archived)
if you can't see the funny side, then it probably is for the bestthis is what b3ta is about, if you don't like it, you really are in the wrong place
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56,
archived)
when will you leave?you've left 3 times already, it's like you're stuck in some kind of internet revolving door.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:00,
archived)
It's like we're stuck in an episode of Sapphire and Steel.....
It's ok, Grandad will wait while you google it.
(It's ok, Grandad will wait while you google it.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:02,
archived)
mmm... ...young lumley.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:06,
archived)
She really was most lovely. Well, *is*.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08,
archived)
何言ってるかわかんないわ。
せめて英語で話しなさいよ。
(せめて英語で話しなさいよ。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59,
archived)
oooh eee oooh ah ahTing tang walla walla bing bang
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:01,
archived)
My ironymeter just exploded and blinded me in one eyeI'm going to sue. SUE!
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:03,
archived)
You seems to be pleased with that I leave.I was thinking of buying in the future of your works.
But I was really disappointed in your attitude.
I never support your works.
...I mean it.
(But I was really disappointed in your attitude.
I never support your works.
...I mean it.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
archived)
You're leaving?.......again?
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:23,
archived)
I don't say lie.Look to your dA page. My account was delete.
Already.
(Already.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:27,
archived)
I was thinking of buying your works as wellBut your attitude to helicat has made me change my mind
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:31,
archived)
No, really. It's as true as your story.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTw1_a4Ok8
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTw1_a4Ok8
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:35,
archived)
and[email protected]
↑ If you have any problems, please contact here.
I have to working. bye.
(↑ If you have any problems, please contact here.
I have to working. bye.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:59,
archived)
deactivatednot deleted, as has been pointed out to you, don't be a lie.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:35,
archived)
The next trip will take time. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39,
archived)
The russian bear sleeps fitfully.The red fist shall rise again.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:44,
archived)
The grey swallow will leave his nest before the crow. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48,
archived)
The blue crocodile needs to be pushed off the table with the lit match of forgiveness
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:11,
archived)
But beware! The mangey leopard is not easily perturbed.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:17,
archived)
It.......it sounds like you've bought a plane ticket.I'm not sure I like that concept.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45,
archived)
She's going to fly it into your house, man Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:50,
archived)
The World Yiff Center.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:55,
archived)
Yeah.Actually, I think I liked about b3ta would like to go to England.
And I liked your work.
But I can not get to the way of you guys.
I sad really, tears not come out for it.
(And I liked your work.
But I can not get to the way of you guys.
I sad really, tears not come out for it.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:56,
archived)
You should come to EnglandYou would probably find us very welcoming
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:00,
archived)
Don't you have a HGV license for England, Dave?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:13,
archived)
Why are you still here?You have to go to "work".
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:17,
archived)
[email protected]
If you have any problems, please contact here.
(If you have any problems, please contact here.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:01,
archived)
hahaha you fucking mental.which part of fuck off you mental don't you get?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:14,
archived)
perhaps if you bought his artwork he'd carebut that the moment you are just one of thousands of people who happen to occasionally look at his pictures online.
With the added difference that you keep for some reason demanding his attention.
Take a minute to think about why you are getting wound up and deleting internet accounts - Someone you don't know who's pictures you like, posted a cartoon that made lots of people laugh. But you didn't like it, so you.... deleted your Deviant Art account. Why?
Step away from B3ta and perhaps JJ's artwork on other sites and refocus on something else. Perhaps develop your own characters.
Steer clear of obsessing over others for a while. It will do your head the world of good.
(With the added difference that you keep for some reason demanding his attention.
Take a minute to think about why you are getting wound up and deleting internet accounts - Someone you don't know who's pictures you like, posted a cartoon that made lots of people laugh. But you didn't like it, so you.... deleted your Deviant Art account. Why?
Step away from B3ta and perhaps JJ's artwork on other sites and refocus on something else. Perhaps develop your own characters.
Steer clear of obsessing over others for a while. It will do your head the world of good.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:28,
archived)
but that the moment you are just one of thousands of people who happen to occasionally look at his pictures online.
With the added difference that you keep for some reason demanding his attention.
Take a minute to think about why you are getting wound up and deleting internet accounts - Someone you don't know who's pictures you like, posted a cartoon that made lots of people laugh. But you didn't like it, so you.... deleted your Deviant Art account. Why?
Step away from B3ta and perhaps JJ's artwork on other sites and refocus on something else. Perhaps develop your own characters.
But steer clear of obsessing over others for a while.
It will do your head the world of good.
ooh eee ooh ah-ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:34,
archived)
sprechen Sie Deutsch?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10,
archived)
Kommen sie bitteund listen to kraftwerk
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13,
archived)
おそらく、急いで準備ふぐ料理を食べる必要がありますか？
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:12,
archived)
あなたは自分で砂の浴槽でトップになるか？
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:21,
archived)
おそらく、浣腸ブレンド アナグマ糞と馬の小便の順番ですか？
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
archived)
あなたの標準的な応答は、人造人間は容疑者です。
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:03,
archived)
私はそれを知っている唯一のフレーズは、ロボットを話すが戻るようにあなたの応答 3 回は '必要ではない' されている正しいを見つけるだろうと思います
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:12,
archived)
小さな電車を成して、マスタードとカモメについてもう一度している上のせせらぎする必要があります私はあなたのビンゴの翼とダーツをピンし尿を希釈豚のたわごとを塗るか。
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:32,
archived)
多くはあなたの身元、性別、あなたの精神健康に関する疑問がある。あなたには、いくつかの方法であなたが誰であるかを証明できれば、より受け入れられます。あなたがb3taはコメディのウェブサイトであり、ここに何も有害な、あるいは、あなたの感情の人を傷つけることを意図されていないことに留意する必要があります。そのユーモアの一部であること自由に感じなさい。
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:58,
archived)
But it's not a real cat helicopter, it's a drawing of a cat helicopterYou know, like your nun rabbit zombie isn't a real rabbit, but a drawing of one.
Or alternatively: MLEH MLEH MLEH BELM BELM MLEH PHOOOT MEEWWWWIIIIII MAHEMMANA MIMIMIMI MOIN MOIN HHEEE HOOOOOO
(Or alternatively: MLEH MLEH MLEH BELM BELM MLEH PHOOOT MEEWWWWIIIIII MAHEMMANA MIMIMIMI MOIN MOIN HHEEE HOOOOOO
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58,
archived)
dead rabbit is not dead catclearly
maybe she hates rabbits and stretches their corpses over barbie dolls to use as a visual reference for her drawings
(maybe she hates rabbits and stretches their corpses over barbie dolls to use as a visual reference for her drawings
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:03,
archived)
and then violates them with human sex toys.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08,
archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fuckerI spilt my smoothie
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
archived)
Uh-oh..... (also, a belated thank ye to toasty for the lovely b3taday spunky cakey pic)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29,
archived)
tell me abaart it!I think i missed my last 2 b3tadays
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42,
archived)
Yay!fantastic, we should make more pets useful in death.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29,
archived)
I wanted to turn Mrs Toast's sadly departed felinein to a kind of a rucksack as a genuinely heartfelt thing
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42,
archived)
hen my dog shuffles her mortal coilsi'm going to turn her in to a robotic drinks station.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:04,
archived)
hahahahaha that would be awesomecool box in the back, ice dispenser out the mouth, soda water when you lift the tail :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10,
archived)
it will also be able to follow me around the garden like a loyal companion.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
archived)
Why wait til she's dead?Make Bionic Drinks Dog now.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:42,
archived)
splendidi'd forgotten about this.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36,
archived)
Haha wow, kinda want one*insert filthy joke*
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37,
archived)
Hahaha!Well, that's one way to shrug off unwanted stalkers
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:31,
archived)
\o/ Success!Hahahahahah! I love the tyre track.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33,
archived)
Curious, I was thinking more this:(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41,
archived)
Napkin Dinosaur
I was doing some volunteering yesterday and during some down time I drew a dinosaur on an unused napkin. I like the dinosaur. Yes I have coloured it in in Photoshop
This can't be right, there's nowhere near enough rainbow.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:12,
archived)
^ thisIt hasn't been coloured in properly
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:17,
archived)
Yay! lovely work! Below would be a matching image of rainbow dinosaurs, but b3ta's broken, so tough luck
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:34,
archived)
Oh, most of mine are on b3ta hosting too. Oh well
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42,
archived)
\o/ Success!/surprisingly overused autocomplete
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:34,
archived)
Dayum, that's impressive :D *clicks* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:19,
archived)
Fantastic dinosaurbut is this the coloured version, or is that still in photoshop?
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:19,
archived)
This is the coloured version the original is black biro on a white napkin
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:22,
archived)
Then that's even more fantasticThat's a hella lot work
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:23,
archived)
Not really the dinosuar was done during a food break it took about 30 mintues.The colouring in was just some stuff in phtoshop.
It's one of those lucky scribbles that makes me look almost like I might be kind of passable at drawing.
(,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:24,
archived)
It's one of those lucky scribbles that makes me look almost like I might be kind of passable at drawing.
You can get photoshop for napkins now?:O*glees*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:50,
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