I have to look through all the papers every day at work. I got bored and made this.(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
This looks like acase of: 'shortly before he turned the gun on himself'Nice tho!
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:36,
archived)
YeahThe collage of newspaper clippings does seem to be irrevocably associated with serial killers in the minds of production designers
(,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:38,
archived)
That's a bit of an over-generalisationThey're also associated with 'pathetic stalker who you're supposed to think is the serial killer for a while'.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:58,
archived)
Yeah, as if you'd get those on this site ;)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:00,
archived)
Westminster would have been a better setting than Neo-Tokyo
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:50,
archived)
I'm looking forward to their much talked about erection redirection machine
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:23,
archived)
The thinking being that you can redirect your erection to any UK postcode?
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:27,
archived)
effectively turning every letterbox in the country in to glory holes it's a blessing and a curse
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:28,
archived)
A turgid cock on every street corner.Or is that just Shoreditch?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:31,
archived)
Can't help you there.......but I have got a page from their 1876 Tool Works catalogue you may be interested in.
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:39,
archived)
Ha-ha! They come as standard in most offices, these days.
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:24,
archived)
I've got one already: "by" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:24,
archived)
Poor Felicity! What did she do to deserve a life of extractionAlso, I like it
(
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:37,
archived)
I'm not sure there's a Knob End in WalsallYou may be thinking of the Butts
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:38,
archived)
It's just down the road from Bitchtits Green.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:41,
archived)
There's a Wellyhole Street in Oldham.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:25,
archived)
Dredging through the memory banks......I remember seeing a "Grope Cunt Lane", for real... it was in Lincoln, or maybe York. Somewhere all historical like that. I bet they've chaged that by now.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:00,
archived)
according to wikipedia there hasn't been a gropecunt lane in England for since 1561Although I'm sure there was a recent story where locals didn't want the council to change it. Devon perhaps.
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26,
archived)
C'mon Philip, come and get skanky wid me on da floor
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:48,
archived)
I had no idea of the consequences! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:27,
archived)
hai ninjThis was going to be a compo pointing pic, but I changed my mind!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:19,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: DPRK UK"){kind=small}
Wonder if "In The Night Garden" could get any stranger?Especially if the Jongliboos come out to play
Jongliboos Unn, Chool and Eel.
De-ris for non-parents, non-students, etc
(Jongliboos Unn, Chool and Eel.
De-ris for non-parents, non-students, etc
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:33,
archived)
That's a fuck sight better than my effort!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:33,
archived)
But if two of us had the same ideaThat probably counts as a focus group in Korea... we're on to a winner here! :-)
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:42,
archived)
haha, fuck year!I don't know whether it's a good thing or not, but I know which tombliboo is which based on a scatalogical aide memoir...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:44,
archived)
hahaha, fuck! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:48,
archived)
I don't know what that wasand I'm not sure I want to, it looks utterly terrifying before and after
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:00,
archived)
Hymenorrhaphy or hymenoplasty or hymen reconstruction surgery is the surgical restoration of the hymen.[1]
d d,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:32,
archived)
If you'd used Peter Gabriel's mouth and eyesthis would be Genesis Porridge
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:35,
archived)
*applause*Oh that's good, as is the pic. As are Throbbing Thistle
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:39,
archived)
o/I shall investigate this when I return home ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:01,
archived)
haha :) what a shitty breakfast
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:06,
archived)
this gives me an excuse to leave this here
this is why i like pickled eggs
(this is why i like pickled eggs
The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:43,
archived)
Oh LOL Prodge!The sig makes it!
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:19,
archived)
hahahabegging for animation.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:40,
archived)
Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Wig-Commander
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:24,
archived)
And now I can't shift the theme song from my head.This isn't what was promised, Friday!
Morning, Ninj.
(Morning, Ninj.
Captain Howdy,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:27,
archived)
Mornin' sir!Soz about that, I was humming the bloody thing while looking for the damn
source pics!
(source pics!
Ninj,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:30,
archived)
Mmmmmmm...........Now for a late breakfast.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:40,
archived)
aand their little duck, Pancake.. Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:50,
archived)
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:56,
archived)
Ning!I reckon decaff should be illegal. It's like having a curry without the sauce. D:
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:28,
archived)
Slight TJbut does anyone think it a bit odd when the Graun links to qotw?
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jun/15/find-cash-in-the-street
(www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jun/15/find-cash-in-the-street
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:06,
archived)
Supermodel Girlfriend's Lingerie And Massive Drugs Found In Honda Accord.
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:12,
archived)
I read that as "Supermodel Girlfriend's lingerie and massive legs found in Honda Accord"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:01,
archived)
Sounds like a good night out to me. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50,
archived)
shame their link is broken... edit/ also, they cropped the top off the picture they used:
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:18,
archived)
Oh yeahI only hovered over it to check it wasn't a link to horses, I didn't actually click it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:23,
archived)
Go on Katie, see if you can get it out
Also, no end frame as a Google image search for "crying redhead girl" left me scarred
sinisterduck,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:45,
archived)
don't worrythat first result was nowhere near as badass as it claimed it was
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:08,
archived)
Is it just me?Or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:30,
archived)
100% MOUSE CAT IS GM MOUSE CAT NOE MOUSE CLASSICAL MEAT PRODUCT I'm typing gibberish, I think the porridge is starting to kick in
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:59,
archived)
well hello to you too, gorgeous;)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:44,
archived)
I ended up in the Groucho watching a transsexual "frockabilly" bandThere was a "kinky quiz" where one of the questions was "What does CBT stand for?"
Best fun I've had in ages :)
(Best fun I've had in ages :)
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:50,
archived)
I certainly wouldn't google it if I were you
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:53,
archived)
speaking of suchthe image "cocktits.jpg" seems to have fell off the internet.
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:01,
archived)
Right,I'm never learning to ride a moped!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 11:00,
archived)
She's only ever one post away from smearing herself in her own shit and rocking back and forth.
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:54,
archived)
Morning all!Just scrolled down and saw what happened. That's some fucked up shit right there.
It's only a matter of time before this fruitloop is banned once and for all.
(It's only a matter of time before this fruitloop is banned once and for all.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:56,
archived)
she's on a temporary ban at the moment it seems although I'm surprised its only temporary after tracking down and involving family members
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:57,
archived)
seems to be the type that only wrong can be done unto her and everything she does is acceptableI automatically associate this with being MENTAL.
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:00,
archived)
I'd probably go that way tooif all my interactions with everyone else on the internet were based around whatever shit Google Translate comes out with
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:05,
archived)
google translate fucks idiomsbut the gist of what is said is usually apparent if you can get into the flow of it
ah well, things is what they is and they's not what they aren't.
(ah well, things is what they is and they's not what they aren't.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:07,
archived)
I don't think Dave would be that easy to get rid of.We do tend to go out of our way to feed the needy, here, so they'd just resurface within the week under a new name.
Validation at all costs.
(Validation at all costs.
Captain Howdy,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:07,
archived)
Haha I wish that didn't remind me of somethingNo idea what but it can't be good
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:45,
archived)
needs moar b& japs Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:43,
archived)
A page turned over!...\0/...oh...and Moggy went nuts and turned into something else.
Just your usual evening on b3ta.
(Just your usual evening on b3ta.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:47,
archived)
hahahaa common reaction upon being awoken by the gayshift
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:26,
archived)
I'd like to think, that it isn't just some "primitive art"but some guy off his tits completely on some magical herbs just drawing dots... dots... dots...dots...dots... dots.. WEEEE HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
That'd be awesome.
(That'd be awesome.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:32,
archived)
I always imagine them to be a kind of ancient vandalismThe elders of the tribe reprimanded the youths for spoiling their nice cave walls, but they couldn't get them clean again :(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:40,
archived)
if only they'd used their ancient lasers that they got from the space aliens after the ancient egyptians give them the technology for time travel and space flightor something
*twitch*
*twitch*
*twitch*
*twitch*
(*twitch*
*twitch*
*twitch*
*twitch*
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:44,
archived)
oh man, I love star wars!_.-'~~~~~~`-._
/ || \
/ || \
| || |
| _______||_______ |
|/ ----- \/ ----- \|
/ ( ) ( ) \
/ \ ----- () ----- / \
/ \ /||\ / \
/ \ /||||\ / \
/ \ /||||||\ / \ ------ Beam me up snotty LOLOLOL!
/_ \o========o/ _\
`--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--'
| `' |
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 6:26,
archived)
I wouldn't chuffing stand for a star without some warsAnd vice versa.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:32,
archived)
FUCK THAT WOOKY MOUTH
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:30,
archived)
han shot first? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:42,
archived)
finally got around to watching this film the other day (the original, not das coot). pretty entertaining, considering the length...
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 3:57,
archived)
I see we share the same taste in rallidae:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 6:05,
archived)
"Ein Vogel, der Brot liebte"IT MUST BE KORREKT
( Richard Shitheels,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 7:32,
archived)
I do hope that everybody realises it's pronounced 'das boat' and not 'das boot'that is all
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:42,
archived)
Always!I hope you wont... forget me, or nothin'
( RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:12,
archived)
<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/" title="Image hosted on b3tards.com"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/33c8c804092e39b83959/moew.gif" /></a>
Nah, that one doesn't bother me. I think it's the falling walk that does it.
(
Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:54,
archived)
WTF is that?!? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:11,
archived)
Nosferatu's 'down' the stairs never was as popular.The stairs in Pat Sharp's Fun House, from the looks of it.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:31,
archived)
cock nose what's going on here Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:44,
archived)
This is the first thing I see on the board todayAnd probably the only thing I need to see...
( Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 3:00,
archived)
THIS WAY TO SEX Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:26,
archived)
DICKNOSE CAN'T RIDE A PENNYFARTHING WORTH SHIT!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:33,
archived)
I'M DICKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT HERE PEDRO
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:53,
archived)
You just shopped it back into the original
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:54,
archived)
...but i poop from there PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:57,
archived)
that can be fixed by temporarily tethering parts to your leg for a couple of weeks PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:05,
archived)
I am more than happy with the way it turned out. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:06,
archived)
yo, dickI heard you like dicks
So I put a dick on your dick so you can dick while you dick
(So I put a dick on your dick so you can dick while you dick
Shiksa,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:41,
archived)
I thought it was pretty coolNagano was a great little town. A snow monkey got into my onsen.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:46,
archived)
is it expensive? always intended to go...
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:48,
archived)
It's cheaper than Sydney right now
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:54,
archived)
WORK THAT DICK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:42,
archived)
TOAP!Text on a pantechnicon.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:49,
archived)
That's not a participle, it's a preposition.And it's not bad style in English.
The whole idea of ending sentences with a preposition being bad comes from some old dead scholars who thought English should be more like Latin, where it is bad style. It's not a particularly historical restriction.
(,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:26,
archived)
The whole idea of ending sentences with a preposition being bad comes from some old dead scholars who thought English should be more like Latin, where it is bad style. It's not a particularly historical restriction.
Did england really invent soccer?I'll give them cricket but soccer?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:42,
archived)
No...we invented football. Not this weird "soccer" you talk of.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:47,
archived)
Participles?Many can't even do apostrophes.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:56,
archived)
i shall fix that for him thenNot this weird "soccer" you talk of, cunt!
:D :D
(:D :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:02,
archived)
Thank you...I think that perfectly ends the sentence. It adds an expression of meaning in a classic footballs manner.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:02,
archived)
So England didn't invent soccer then
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:56,
archived)
you invented fuck allScotland were shit at that game long before you lot. Fucking typical.
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 7:54,
archived)
invented football my arseoldest surviving football, dating to 1540,
found behind paneling in the Queen's bed chamber in Stirling Castle.
and 1568 at Carlisle Castle after the Battle of Langside, oldest football match on record...get it round yeez
(found behind paneling in the Queen's bed chamber in Stirling Castle.
and 1568 at Carlisle Castle after the Battle of Langside, oldest football match on record...get it round yeez
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:26,
archived)
This is one pane of a gayshift comic
it is 400 x 400 in size, please add the next frames using the power of the gay shift!
unless of course, you can't be arsed, then fuck the whole thing.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:01,
archived)
I can post this instead
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:26,
archived)
yay for sqwurrels(with ears and teeth)
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:37,
archived)
HahaSo that's what's been killing the swans
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:51,
archived)
The prospect of Gayshift is making my nipples fizz
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:40,
archived)
QuiteResurrection hasn't been kind to him.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:59,
archived)
that tigre is strutting like the Pink Panther PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:50,
archived)
You can tell by his look and the way he walks
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:57,
archived)
I fell asleep after posting a shitwank image:D
but bravo results!
(but bravo results!
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:21,
archived)
<3I finally found the answer.
I do not say the self-indulgence. I will not quarrel with you guys then.
Please sent message if you have problem.
[email protected]
I'll reply with e-mail.
[mod edit - Facebook link removed]
Thank you!! Elaine Jackson!! I must say thanks to the loud!!!
(I do not say the self-indulgence. I will not quarrel with you guys then.
Please sent message if you have problem.
[email protected]
I'll reply with e-mail.
[mod edit - Facebook link removed]
Thank you!! Elaine Jackson!! I must say thanks to the loud!!!
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:40,
archived)
Hi Moggy.You managed to flounce for just over one day. Well done.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:42,
archived)
More of the same
Although I think she's channelling Dexionplexis now
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:47,
archived)
needs more alliterative incoherence to do that
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:48,
archived)
Something about Sammy Davis Jr inserting jiggafuck into Jason Newstead's chode
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:50,
archived)
While Ayn Rand headdresses a suitOr somefuck
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:51,
archived)
Moggy saw someone post helicoptor cat. she didn't like this. Obviously we posted more helicopter cat because of that, and she had a strop.
Just after this, JJ posted and someone (me) suggested that if JJ drew helicopter cat then Moggy would bust a tit.
With some egging on JJ drew the cat.
Moggy bust a tit.
(,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:49,
archived)
Just after this, JJ posted and someone (me) suggested that if JJ drew helicopter cat then Moggy would bust a tit.
With some egging on JJ drew the cat.
Moggy bust a tit.
DOPPELMU!Well, that explains the explanation of the explanation explicably.
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:51,
archived)
I have a super secret second spare-account that Moggy definitely won't have ignored.I don't think it's worth breaking cover just to bait her though.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:56,
archived)
And the answer is:It's a comedy website. Stop taking it so seriously.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:46,
archived)
That's rightnot taking b3ta seriously is srs bznss.
OR er..
I confused myself :/
(OR er..
I confused myself :/
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:47,
archived)
I saw a headswap earlier, it was well lol Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 3:12,
archived)
Internets!
Serios bizniss.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:05,
archived)
Oh for goodness sakeStep back from your computer for the day and think about what you're doing here. You're overreacting to a small joke and this is why people are starting to mock you.
Did we approve of the taxidermy cat being turned into a helicopter? No. Did it make a good 'shopping source? Of course! This place practically runs on puerile humour and the British sense of cynicism so you're bound to occasionally to find someone has shopped Maddie's face onto something.
Re-read HappyToast's post here; he phrased it better than I can:
www.b3ta.com/board/10787833
(Did we approve of the taxidermy cat being turned into a helicopter? No. Did it make a good 'shopping source? Of course! This place practically runs on puerile humour and the British sense of cynicism so you're bound to occasionally to find someone has shopped Maddie's face onto something.
Re-read HappyToast's post here; he phrased it better than I can:
www.b3ta.com/board/10787833
sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:50,
archived)
I approved of the cat being turned into a helicopter.Speak for yourself.
(,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:53,
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Yeah.It's pretty sweet.
I want a radio control tank puppy next.
(I want a radio control tank puppy next.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:21,
archived)
I'm pretty certain helicat would have disappeared by now if it wasn't for Moggy dragging it back every few hours. Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:03,
archived)
I'm still not absolutely convinced......Moggy isn't one of our own doing a spectacular troll.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:23,
archived)
It's incredibly well done, if so.Bravo, mystery user.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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And this is what Moggy will have translated and will reply to : We did approve the stuffed cat has been in a helicopter? No, Why is it made a good source shopping? Of course! This location, so you are running on the British sense of humor and irony essentially childish, you are bound to occasionally someone has to find the face of Maddie to buy something
( Shlvng,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:44,
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:DDid you ever get round to compiling a gallery of your stuff?
( sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:55,
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^ Pickled onions aren't quite the samebut this
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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I was gonna go to bedbut if this is happening...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:58,
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Was a bit cack-handed on Moggy's partto seek attention at this time.
EDIT: I'm off for the night! See you all tomorrow~
(EDIT: I'm off for the night! See you all tomorrow~
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:04,
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We're not the ones she's seeking the attention from.I feel so unwanted.
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:06,
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I'm confused as to what he's trying to achieve hereOr anywhere for that matter. I'd hazard a guess this would be used to say how mean b3ta is to DeviantArt but he nuked his account. Hm.
JollyJack is definitely not about now and this would have blown over by the time he is. What's the point?
(JollyJack is definitely not about now and this would have blown over by the time he is. What's the point?
sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:12,
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Any attention is good attention?Besides, this will most likely be posted again tomorrow lunch time.
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:17,
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moggy is jolly jack
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:31,
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Only, he doesn't realise it.Even though he dresses up as a zombie nun every time he posts as her.
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:40,
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Sybilan excellent but harrowing film.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:53,
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Dressing a cat up in a Santa outfit is surely animal cruelty.NEVER FORGIVE!
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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Is that...Okay, that is totally not cool.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:47,
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This is the big sister's FaceBook of JollyJack. :DYou are saying bad things about her!
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:54,
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You're not supposed to admit to this level of stalking,People might start to think you're weird...
( Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:56,
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She's nothing to do with b3taPosting links to her facebook really isn't a good idea.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:56,
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HmmI must delete this thread? :)
But I'll not delete. Hahaha.
(But I'll not delete. Hahaha.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:00,
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Why not edit the link so that it doesn't lead to the Facebook page? Fluffy elephants,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:03,
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Delete the link at leastThe thread...it's not really for me to call
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:03,
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I don't care. Never mind XDI'll delete the link if b3ta all dead cat helicopter art were delete.
Maybe they can't. :D
(Maybe they can't. :D
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:05,
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I know that upset youbut that is not personal. This is personal and it's involving someone who is not connected with b3ta. Edit the link.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:09,
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I DON'T.Hahahahahahaha XD
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:11,
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Fine. Be a cunt all your life. It's no skin off my arse. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:29,
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Holding a Family member for randsome evil bad guy laugh?I see Jollyjack has taught you well in the ways of evil villainy
(,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:43,
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does "I don't want to hurt to innocent people" ring a bell?ding a psycho ling
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 4:19,
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Acceptable range.No silly thing for him.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 4:50,
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ActuallyI think you may get banned for this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 6:36,
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We can only hope
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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I used think you are amusingNow you confirmed you are a spooky dick. You are rubbish.
( Shlvng,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:28,
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Spooky Dick sounds like a ghost in a 1950s children's book.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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oh dear moggy, you need to cheer up 
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 6:55,
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I hope I don't sound too over the top here...but shit off, you bellend. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:49,
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hahahahaaha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:35,
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what does ceiling cat watching you wank to jollyjack have to do with having a mental breakdown on the internets?I just came a little
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:58,
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hum.I wonder if this insane bint stalks anyone else, or if it's just JJ? It's not like he's the only one drawing titted woodland animals.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:29,
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Ahh, now I see what all the fuss is about.Well, if you need somewhere isolated and well-armed to hide out for a few weeks, you know where the Secret Base is.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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