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# Le Tour du Smug
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Hehehe
He does have a touch of the smugs about him
Love the sunglasses drop :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Are those legs model's own?
They're terrifying!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:34, archived)
# oh aye, never noticed
clearly some sort of a freak
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on Dave, just a bit more, you can do it!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# boiling piss
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Fuck me, he's full of boiling piss.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Needs more boiling piss!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Boiling mindpiss!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# ..and this is where we get the phrase
'I wouldn't piss on it if...'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# OMG
you are on FIRE today
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Piss off!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrrrr....
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Texturetastic
RACIST
Phwoor, I bet that tastes salty
er
I'm spent.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Don't worry darling it happens to the best
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ahah, the way you typed that was almost convincing.
but ultimately, no, it doesn't, lol.

:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# woo betty, the cat's done a whoopsie?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Vinnie's ageing well.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Order of Aurelius?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# brill :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yippekiyay, motherfucker!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Bruce nicked the last hosepipe
What a bastard!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Sell more Ents.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Hey, is that my boy Robert Mugabe from Zimbabwe?
If so, he's looking splendid for his age.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Token image challenge entry from me...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
Not worth it's own thread..
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Aw nice :o)
Can I borrow your shade-matching algorithm as well please?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# this is totally what I thought it was at first glance
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# great stuff again
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Cheers man!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Super herb!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# good one
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# That's no moon
/obvious comment
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# YES!!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow! Can I pop this here?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Panowie!
Now THIS is what b3ta is all about! I love this!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love the pubes detail at the back there.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Sperm whale?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Only if I can put this here


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# !
!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# !
!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Yeasty
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# eeeuuuuwwww!!!
What was that before you started shopping it?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)
# It's that prehistoric shark that was found a few years ago.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Just an ice fisherman
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Great, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# you're all clear flid!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# i really really like this :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ta :o)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Harcourt Fenton Smug!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
# arf
brilliant work sir
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Wow I actually had to google him...
TOS nerdage fail.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# He's basically every Ferengi plot ever
in two episodes. Harry Mudd is ace.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# He's also in the cartoon series
OMG WE'RE TALKING ABOUT STAR TREK ON THE INTERNET LOL
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Give him a butlin!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# wait .. wait!!
Could we have an invalid carriage in a ditch, please.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# this one?


Thomas slashed my tyres, the massive joey! Felt like a right royal pillock.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# \o/
it brings a tear to the eye, man.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# His face looks familiar
I don't suppose you're the bloke that used to obsessively paste his boss's face onto endless images?

edit: your mate robin apparently
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Mudd :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I thought that was kenny Everett
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Not my type
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Sans plumage
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
# but I did not shoot the art director.
Also, what's Bob Marley's favourite kind of donut?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Ring.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# He likes them
with jam in, jam in, jam in. He hopes you like jam in, too.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
None, he's dead!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# haha, have a pea for lunch
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Fonts yay!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Nice detailing taking the hilt off on sans serif :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# a sword without a hilt is simply a blade
I think the word you're looking for is "guard"

/pedant
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Huh??
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# His expert opinions are in much demand.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
poor guy, mistook again
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# b3ta takes over eastern europe
lol i made a funny. this is an office building in Riga and i totes photoshopped it.


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# L33t sk1llz.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# it must fuck baldmonkeys kids like rob does
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh man, toap is well LOL!
can herman please add a jedi knocking this building over?
tnx
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# tu dziivoo Riigaa?
:o
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# SEAMS fine to me!
lol

/board
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!!!!
lololololol
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# please may i touch your ham?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# *posts image of Rossi and Parfitt fucking a ham*
LOLOLOLOL!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# PANOWIE
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA!!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# i already said 'panowie'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# WEELICK
Seventh on the scale of woo
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha you /talk guys are fucking hatstand hahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# wel...

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
# "You can say that Nick, there's Lords in the house!"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Worst double act, ever.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# gollogs!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] All you can eat buffet.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Rubbery.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Lacist
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Arf.
Also, a nice bit of shoppage, probably suitable for a de-motivational poster with a caption something like "OPTIONS - all of them flailing their arms like tasty mongs".
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES NOW!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# OOF!!
Shuriken! :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# i dont get this
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# How about this one?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# it's a television eating somebody
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Close enough.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Is it undead?
Or is it Memorex?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# another rich junkie dead
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# I already posted on Sickipedia
... that they'd better not try to exhume her. They'll never get the fucking coffin open.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# they would eventually
but they'd spill her decomposed body all over the worktop.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# :D
needs more crack pipe and needles
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# You weren't there man!!!...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# And the Germans are already on the sun loungers.
Woo, also.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Sarge! Sarge! it's no use, the cornettos are 2 quid each!
NOooooooooooooooooooooo!!! the horror!!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I say do be careful with those fragmentation grenades near my new lilo.
Woo.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Ta Baz!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# the GI in the foreground has found himself a nice spot...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Missed that at first :)
Also: Hai Freebs :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)
# "Wish you were there, man."
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)
# haha, nicely done Ninj
Even the war was sponsored by friggin Coca-Cola!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Hehehehe
Cheers Q! :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Isn't this pretty much what happened
when Clinton sent the troops into Somalia?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wonderful!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Ooh ta!!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# :)
touch of class
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# It's art... init?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Flick?
RIS?


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# FIJ(|<
 
I miss G*****'s stuff :(
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Yeh, me too
It was very awesome
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Who's stuff?
The what now?


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# I'll take the 5th
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Absolutely
A low calorie fuck too!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# pretentious and wanky at best
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I wonder if the Tate will give me a few thousand quid for it then
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# you're in with a shot
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# And only 7 calories.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# 'Ning beta!


Click for bigger (141 kb)


How's about that weather eh! I remember this time last year down at Pwllheli and it was a scorcher. Had to watch out for the hungry donkeys tho, like Geoff here! LOL!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahaha, that's brightened my day no end
hello chap, welcome back. behave ;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Who ees eet, Missah Toast?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, archived)
# It's CrackCol
version 2...

;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I bet he's much more mature now


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I take it v1 departed in unfortunate circumstances..?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# it was complicated...
Thomas was very upset, he's okay now though.
(Thomas is my best friend)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Is Thomas a Tank Engine?
Just checking
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)
# you'll get to know Thomas soon, he's got tales to tell
but he's not a tank engine, more of a wank engine! amirite?!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# I dunno, you're the expert
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Oh. It's that simple?
Before my time, I think.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
# troll of the highest order
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Lowest, Shirley . . .
Shirley . . .

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Meme based head swap posts are pretty much 50% of this site Shirley?
(perhaps 97% during the gayshift)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# he asked...I answered


he trolled a fucktonne of websites 6 yr ago posting crap. literally.

back him up all ye want.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# lol²
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# A quick Google has revealed a Marmite member with friends and foes, alike.
I guess I can only judge him on his actions from here on out.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# yup..we'll see :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# he's an excellent chef too, here is his infamous Butlin recipe
www.toptastes.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=001209
sadly his caravaning escapes all seem to have been lost in the closure of caravaning forums, no doubt caused by the recent economic downturn.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Funnily enough
Being both cheap and tasty, Butlins are perfect downturn food!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# are you part of his pr team?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)
# :D
no, just found the shenanigans funny last time and was sad to see him chased off
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# he wasn't chased off he got banned
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Don't do peas.
Blech!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
# What do the donkeys at Pwllheli get for lunch!?
a mong and a 99!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# 'ning
Dave, i trust you and TLH are well, i bet you both got smashing blouses on.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# TLH's is smashinger than mine, but yes
but yesHow're things in Unkie Thor's parma ham and fine wine bunker?


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)
# stocks keep getting low
i don't know why, all the rat traps are empty, it's like someone has a secret entrance and comes in when i'm not there.

apart from that all is good, Ta!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# oh fuck...not you again
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
# i bet zammo got confused thinking it was horse.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I'll have a Mivvi, ta
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)
# oh fuck it's stemill!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Morning all, it's been a while
it's been a while


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:46, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Ey oop!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Outdone in 0.03 seconds! \\o/


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:55, archived)
# inspiring in 0.03 seconds I think you'll find
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:57, archived)
# I say potato
PO-TAY-TOE!

BTW I've been lurking not absent and I'm loving your Star wars series C]:0)


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:59, archived)
# It was a brief burst
thought it best to quit while I was ahead :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Did you do
'For fucksake Han get your cock out of my eye'? . . . it was in the DVD extras . . .


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# *bokes*
It's all good fun until someone loses an . . . erm . . . breakfast


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Nice to see you back. Where've you been hiding...?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# *refuses goatse joke*
chained to my desk . . .


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Ooh that's a lovely Avenue
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Woo!
*waves*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Wotcha!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Morning Dave
I was just thinking about you the other day :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# OO-err!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
# no, no,
it was just more along the lines of "I wonder what he's up to these days?..."
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Got a new job doing much the same
I start at the end of the month.


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Here you go...

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*add to list of things I wish I'd thought of*

Woop! Woop!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Dave!
Nice one, Dave.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Yo!
Cheers bub!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Shit on my tits!
It's Dave the Hat!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Good 'ning all!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:27, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:28, archived)
# !hæhæhæ
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Princess Twos-Up?
The lost masterpiece of the Brothers Grimm
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:43, archived)
# A tale actually composed by their stunted cousins
The brothers Rimm
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Well, their titles are ripe for porn already;
The Twelve Brothers
Brother and Sister
The Three Little Men in the Wood
The White Snake
The Singing Bone
The Wishing-Table, the Gold-Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack
Fitcher's Bird
Golden Goose
All-Kinds-of-Fur
The Pink
The Old Man and his Grandson

And that's just volume 1.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:12, archived)
# pahaha!
You've uncorked a can of the sexiest worms.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Quick, somebody submit this for an upcoming challenge.
It would be more fun than the current one, frankly.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:54, archived)
# FUCK RO DAH
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:20, archived)
# dragon bumsex? that'll make yer eyes water
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Not least because they spunk flame.
Unless I'm remembering Dragonheart wrong
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahahaha
good grief!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:46, archived)
# hahahaha
for some reason /board has made me try three times to post "hahahaha"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# The mods delete any post of your that doesn't contain the following words
bulbous
chode
anal rape
or fuck off Dave

C]:0) 'ning!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:08, archived)
# fuck off, Dave
;-)

ning old chap.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, archived)
# the board has something against repeat posting
although :D and similar seems to be excused
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)
# it wasn't repeat posting though
at least not the first time!

No matter, all seems good now.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
he best get in first.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!
that was a great morning guffaw
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# This is all of awesome!
Clicks like Clickety McClick winning the Clickhampton Clicking Contest!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# This made me larf
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Actual laughs from my real mouth.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Squidcat
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:08, archived)
# That is good!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:19, archived)
# just started to learn 3D studio the other night
 
this is a downloaded cat model, retextured, morphed and selectively scaled.
Unfortunately I was high as balls when I made it so I accidentally deleted the original file
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:25, archived)
# looks like it got a huge wood pecker
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:20, archived)
# all that wood and no junk
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:26, archived)
# makes jack a dull boy
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:32, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh that is fucking brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:35, archived)
# hæhæ
%D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Shining"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:42, archived)
# :)
I spent some of the evening listening to Mahler's 5th, specifically the Adagietto movement, and reading about his life.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:45, archived)
# well, have a tad of bela then
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:52, archived)
# or some spiffy bosons
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:40, archived)
# a triangle with a bass is a duo
 
TWO TRIANGLES WITH A BASS IS A COMBO
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:41, archived)
# *dingdang*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:45, archived)
# nah, this one is funky
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:48, archived)
# rhythm section laying it down, fuck yeah
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:13, archived)
# if my swimmers looked like that
i'd get a doctor, pronto
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:55, archived)
# the translation is quite funky too:
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:23, archived)
# Dude, all that money they spent on that LHC synth
and it sounds exactly like a crappy piano.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:53, archived)
# So yeah.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:58, archived)
# oll raaaiiigth
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:00, archived)
# WTF?!?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:08, archived)
# SQUIDCAT, SQUIDCAT
IS HE WEARING A POPE HAT?
SQUIDCAT, SQUIDCAT
HIGH AS BALLS WHEN I MADE THAT
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:37, archived)
# how high?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:47, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:50, archived)
# I really like their 'double' album, Pissforms.
And by 'double' I mean, number one and number two.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:04, archived)
# i've been in that room :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
# yiff yiff GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:47, archived)
# Robert Snug where is your pope clock
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Robert Snug your pockets are chips
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:04, archived)
# amazing!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:45, archived)
# one step at a time.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:48, archived)
# Scary
I love the Mr Moon videos. Punk and crazy cats.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:20, archived)
# It's his anniversary on the weekend!
 

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:19, archived)
# Here's what I'm presently listening to.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:08, archived)
# Nice!
 
Hadn't heard them before, makes me want to put on some Killdozer.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:17, archived)
# *MEOW*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:29, archived)
# FATHER;; MINE FATHER../// ¿HOMTRE RETUORNE? PLEASZE DO STRANGEL ME. . . HOMETR '''STRANGEL"" ME PLEASZE{{{ I ENJ&OY IT ^^^^^ SPIYKEHAIRE
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:32, archived)
# I'm just glad they didn't start fucking.
 
AND I HEARD SOME LIMP BIZKIT AND IT MADE ME SAD FOR A MINUTE
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:38, archived)
# [did it all for the gnocchi]
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:39, archived)
# you can take this bocconcini
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:41, archived)
# AND SHOVE IT UP IN YOUR LINGUINI
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Also:
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:40, archived)
# ahhhahh fuck yeah
 
nearly gave up on that but it's worth waiting more than a minute for the drop
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:57, archived)
# heh, drop.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)
#
This reminds me of Dr. D.
I STILL MISS YOU DOC
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:52, archived)
# That shit is funny!
That shit is wack.

That shit is funny and wack.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:59, archived)
# That's some wack funny shit right there.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:01, archived)
# hahahaha christ
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:59, archived)
# I'm fucking that asshole's bloody face.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:59, archived)
# I'm Bart Simpson's bloody severed head, who the hell are you?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:13, archived)
# It's a fair question
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:02, archived)
# seven small sips of soy sauce
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# He's just doing that to piss them off
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Heh, he changes sides more than Lando Calrissian.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Totally missed that one
He's obviously just trying to grind it right in
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Not to toot my own horn, I think I did pretty well with the lighting on that one.
/ego trip
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)
# it's the source that keeps on giving
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:01, archived)
# RIGHT THE FUCK IN
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:27, archived)
# GET IN YOU FUCKING FLAG
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# erm
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I can't see jack...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# looking down
i think he's on holiday in venice
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Speaking of holiday...
With a lack of croissant, but no photoshopping!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# he's jacked it in
the pay was no good
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# good job there's no type face either...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# he's here...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# heeeeeere's joiner!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Jack Hammer!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# wow
excellent

edit: i'm sure you've seen this, what a great gif www.gifbin.com/981455
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# cheers........... .....and what a brilliant gif too............*inspired* :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# It's all green screen voodoo!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# All work and no play makes Jack a non-existant boy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# "nuffin to see here....move along please" :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# David Miliband's pet banana was very shy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Swinging from left to right
like something something satire lolitics
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# or just a bendy wang
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# if in doubt, go with the knob joke
I think it's one of the rules of comedy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# he looks like a slippery fellow anyhows
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# bananas have a bad reputation
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# couldn't be any worse than the rest of the bunch
mind you, eggs smell

umm..
*cough*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# This tool seems to catch my shoulder running for the tube at Camden about once a fortnight at the moment
He never apologises either; I might make headlines yet
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# carry a banana
and next time it happens say - Excuse me ! You dropped this.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] or something a little more creamy :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# is this a personal fantasy ?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# not really... they're all running in the wrong direction ;D
no escape from reality..
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# The ice cream vendor sells his wares...
and then unleashes the hounds
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] followed closely by the jeremy hunts :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# oui oui ! poo poo ! :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# 'AVE A BERNARNER
 

 
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 3:03, archived)

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