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# You need a risk assesment for that bow and arrow

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# elf and safety
i'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Going old skool

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# She's totally about to suck his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
# would that be a spagin' pan?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I don't think so
but I was hoping to get at least one in response.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# One set to rule them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Hamleys..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# "What's that Lego Ass?"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Council?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# What do you call a girl who builds objects out of small plastic bricks?
LEGO LASS

Try the steak!

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# what's lego
P_L_AS_TIC
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
filthy lego-bits's
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# sure thing,
i made some quick & dirty speaker stands out of my old lego
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# nicely
Ā£70 + for a set when the hell did Lego get so expensive?
*raids my parents loft for the bucket loads to flog on ebay :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# seen the millenium falcon in a toys r us last chrimbo...£130

ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# i'm a scrooge
but i might buy this thing: thebrickblogger.com/2012/01/lego-storage-head/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:35, archived)
# cool idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)
# What sort of freak
sorts LEGO? Half the fun is digging about in a massive container trying to find the right bits for what you want to do.

I was also surprised recently to see how expensiv ethe stuff had got. This means that my mum gave away literally thousands of pounds-worth of LEGO to jumble sales while I was at Uni that I could now be giving to my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# i'll clearly use it for anything else
than sorting lego:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# the collector's edition millennium falcon was £350
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Ouch.
Got the midi sized one for Ā£23 in the January sales. Far more reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
# or you could get the ultimate one for £1,999.99 :O
www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-10179-ULTIMATE-COLLECTORS-MILLENNIUM/dp/B0017V21EY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Ooof!
I'm sure it was cheaper than that when it first came out. Still stupidly expensive but in a 'I might be stupid enough to buy this while drunk if it's very soon after payday' rather than two grand. More like about Ā£600 if I remember right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# jesus! that's the one, it would have made a sound investment by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# the only way I could justify buying this would be if I won a stupid amount of money on the lottery :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# pffft you only live once
although buying a lego kit for Ā£350 isn't exactly living life on the edge!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# it is for me.. £350 or being homeless.

hmm let me think
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# you'll be the first homeless person with a collector's edition millennium falcon though!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# or a bitchin tramp house..boat...plane
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Fuck makes me feel old fuddy duddy
remembers when I could get a box of the stuff with my pocket money pennies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Me too.
I had loads of the stuff. I reckon between about 5 and 15 something like 50% of all my birthday/Christmas presents were Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I used to have a big sized suitcase rammed to bursting point with lego...all donated away :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# hear they're doing a lotr lego console game as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I know :D
It'll be feckin great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Here's an olympic table tennis post that's not worth its own thread

Ā 
And actually yes, that IS a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Press the Red button for Clunge Cam.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# haha
that armband needs tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# ;)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
# chortle
oooer
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)
# read something at the weekend that in the olympic village is just one big fuckathon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Now there's an event that would draw the crowds!
And the gold medal for the Fuckathon goes too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# all headed up by freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# no idea what that means
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Only during the gayshift...





fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Hehe
Good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The static rings...

Click for 400+ more thingies
Previously: part 1 and part 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:04, archived)
# :D
loving your cat limpics
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# great
love the Purralympics!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Damn :D
I wish I'd thought of that name.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# You can have it
Consider it yours! Go on, take it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks,
I may well do that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# stupid cats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Crazy cat. You're supposed to perform.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
#


Click for bigger (60 kb)
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
# happy no candles B3ta'day!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# congratulations on your candle day
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# yay
to you sir
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)
# bunny has jaundice
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# secret ingredient revealed
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)
# She's gonna need a doggy bag :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Love this
freaky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# added humanisms :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Even as a blood-spattered psychotic murderess
She's still quite, quite beautiful.

Nice pic, except in my head I am now re-writing the lyrics to Deep Blue Something's only hit. Which is not really a fair thing to lump on anyone on a Monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# The noise kept George Peppard up all night.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha "You dropped the soap again Greg!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# phwoar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# That is enthusiastic caressing monumentally wrong on many levels.
There may well be people in need of viewing your image.
I myself tore my very eyes out and rammed them up my own arse in horror.

I put them back soon after and I am now able to see again post viewing that twisted image of depravity.

In short, outstanding!, I raise a cheek in honour and award you some imaginary CDC honour in recognition of your innate ability to engender revulsion and subsequent horror via such a simple medium.

Even shorter, fucking well done you twisted sod.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:50, archived)
# :D
Save some room for pudding Gregg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)
# lovely chewing action :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Greedy Gregg
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Beano style chewing action!
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Funny
Especially as he always moans that there isn't enough sauce with the dishes he judges
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Ooh, he's a posh one.
Heinz ketchup?, c'mon.

Tesco Value red, vinegary piss-water extracted from a cystitic beetroot munching fanatic, with added disturbing chemically smell on pasta.

Accept all substitutes that constitute both edible and healthier than that voluble blood tinged, consumptive phlegm in a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Been watching this for while now
I think the happy smile at the end kept me watching.
But then I started to think, "oh fuck please chew your food"
thinking of all those worm-like lengths of spaghetti
sliding down his throat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He's back
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Fuck you, extinction!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:34, archived)
# This time travel trip, he accidentally kills his species' ancestor
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Doh! Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Killer-Diller!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Deaudeau
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Mawning
(Rubisco, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Bog Marley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Black Poohuru
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Yay, toilet roll!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# it's turned midnight
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Happy no-candles day!
Also: Too many pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I like how his balls have a 5 o'clock shadow.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Horizontal urethral opening is a little disturbing though and when viewed from in front would make it look dissappointed.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# sad penis is sad
nice eye for anatomical detail there
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:07, archived)
# A twist in the tail maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Perhaps that's what Mad Ade's looks like
and until now he thought it was perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:54, archived)
# And now you've made him feel bad.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Maybe he's just given it a 90-degree twist at the end there
and it's stayed like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 3:57, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
# :)
burn candles burn
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Happy candl3l3ss day!
I can see you've put a lot of effort into that cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 3:58, archived)
# happy candles you ald get
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 7:27, archived)
# I'm intrigued which were the 7 pictures you liked in the last 9 candleless years?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# 1/10
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] two-for-one on ice lollies
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# I'm sure there are some current affairs going on somewhere in this post
However my strongpoint is currant buns.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaahha
I wonder where he's going to go. Switzerland seems unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Somewhere
much hotter than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Women's beach ball has somewhat distracted me from really serious news concerning current events in Syria
Paraguay or Brazil? Who will triamph
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:49, archived)
# :) assad al-basher
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Will somebody please buy this fucker
a chin?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 2:53, archived)
# Yes.
The rope's going to slide off. No-chinned numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Beach volleycdcball :)
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# timeflapse
(1.618..., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# costs an arm and a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Prepare to meet Kali...
on the beach!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Why did they feel the need to label the bra she's wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hehe
good spot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# That was her mum
so she didn't lose it in the wash or the dressing room or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# or confuse it
for a large thong
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:08, archived)
# that's a stubby bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Most watchable of all the olympic sports
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] They are filled with members of the olympic family
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Olympic's
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# hows the new pooter ?
might want to adjust pedant settings
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I'm back on the old one
It appears the manufacturer of my modem don't make drivers that are Win7 compatible. I'm going to phone my ISP and ask for a new one in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# disappointing
hope a new modem arrives soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks
Weirdly and scarily, I can't even connect to the internet, but when I did open Explorer it immediately popped up with "Do you want to install the Bing toolbar?", and it's one of those sneaky ones where you click "No thanks", but it turns out actually the whole pop-up is a great big "Yes please" button. That shit is actually inside the software package. Oddly enough though I was given the option of blocking it by McAfee... which also came as part of the package! Bizarre-o-world!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# bada Bing went bada boom
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# filled to the sally gunnells
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# The Olympics Information Minister
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 2:37, archived)
# wait...your not Smurfette
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Pre-emptive happy candles for tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# yay
Thanks. cant believe it has been 9 years
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
i keep giggling at this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# So do I!
I just looked at it again
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I would pay to watch Roland Ratavar
James Cameron please take note
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Hello B3ta,
I went on pilgrimage today. What I've learned is that Smug (who I will now refer to as the "Alsterglacis Asshole") lurks on a street that is currently more-or-less a building site, and that Hamburg has some pretty horrible weather.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# FUCK YEAH


It was genuinely foul today. And I lurked on a street corner for about ten minutes, getting wet, taking a few surreptitious photos and wondering when the first drivers would report me to the police.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# you nutter
well done
although part of me wishes you had got arrested just for the explanation you'd had to give
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Ahaha and in German too
I've learned two things about my German in the last two days

1) It's a lot better than I expected it to be
2) It's shit

Managing to explain to a German police officer about Smug would seriously over-extend my abilities
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I thought the Germans were proud of their good English?
Can't think why, when German is such a fun language.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Some Germans are
but what I learned from living here is that a lot of Germans lack confidence to actually speak English. In many ways that's a good thing because then you're forced to learn German to live here. Up here there's less of a habit for people to swap into English when your accent gives you away, but it's not actually that bad. The younger someone is, the more likely they are to have better English than the average American. That makes me feel stupid when they've stood patiently listening to me stagger through childish, broken German for two or three minutes, of course, but there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Ich bin von ein puerilendigitalkunstcommune
Das ist der haus von Herr Schmug
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ich moechte an Ihren Balkon gehen
und viele Fotos machen, mit Orangensaft, und Buttercroissant! Bitte, bitte schoen.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Vot eez zis ? Zis eez not ze german I know. Achtung Tommy ! Vor you zee var is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# MENSCH MEIER!
Hoisted on my own petard.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Wow, is that THE balcony that smug once sat on?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# It most certainly is
In future years this could become one of Hamburg's tourist attractions, although it may not be for the type of tourist Hamburg would wish to attract.

There's no chance of getting up there, it's a privately-owned building with some kind of half-impressive looking meeting room downstairs.

That's right, not only did I lurk on the corner and take surreptitious photos but I peered through their windows. I think I might now be on an Interpol list.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# im sure they would have been intrigued if you explained the situation
either that, or worried...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm sure they'd have been very intrigued
Enough that after I explained it to a constable I'd explain it to a sergeant, and then a captain, and then an anti-terror officer. I'd be a celebrity!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# maybe they could have even arranged to have you meet smug on that very balcony for a reunion photo?
I dont think that stardom could possibly compare to meeting Freebase though. I'd probably faint with excitement!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# If I am ever in LA I shall certainly go to Freebase's gym
Ideally I would meet the man himself, though what I'd say I have no idea. "Err, hi, err, 'Jonesy'. Err, I've made a load of photoshops of you gurning, you know, based on that photo of you on a rowing machine? Flanbase was in the same photo set! Sorry, I forget Flanbase's name. We call you 'Freebase'. Err, can I buy you a beer?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# You should print out a lovely leather-bound photo book (phone-book sized)
of all the 'shops b3ta has done of freebs and flan, and present it to him, michael aspel style.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Ahaha
"Jonesy, this is *your* B3ta! Jonesy, what are you doing? What are you doing with that weight? No, Jonesy, please, no!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Haha
I do wonder how he would react to seeing himself becoming an internet celebrity to some strange people
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# He comes across fairly well actually
so I suspect he already knows, has judged as as totally unimportant, and ignored us. It would be brilliant to test this hypothesis in person though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I'm sure he'd be really nice about it. He'd probably invite you round his home for dinner.
One of his Youtube vids there's some guy trolling him really aggressively. Jonesy basically outdoes him by being extremely polite and reasonable, and even ends by inviting him down to the gym for a free training session.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# hahahaha, fuck.
you actually went to 'smug junction'. respect.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# On my way up there
I began to think, "What the fuck am I doing? I'm 32 years old and hunting down a balcony that some model was photographed on 10 years ago". I suppressed that kind of thought, and after I'd taken a few photos, went back down into town to find a friendly cafe. This being Hamburg, I gave up and just went looking for a cafe instead.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# it's all fine.
i don't know where you live, but if you travelled quite a long way ONLY to see 'smug balcony' then i'd start getting a bit worried.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# That would be alarming, I agree
I'm in town for some friends' wedding, and had all of today free. Well, after I got over the hangover. So when in Hamburg, how better to spend the time than walking for an hour through the rain to Smug Balcony?

(There's an U-Bahn stop a few minutes up the road, actually. Interested observers should note that they can go to Stephansplatz U-Bahn, get out on the Northern side and then walk down Alsterglacis towards town, and the balcony will be on the right. But I eschew such frivolities as U-Bahns. Shank's mare, for me. Shank's mare.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# you should have brought a fold out chair and table, scaled the balcony, and taken a photo of yourself in all your smugness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Nah, I was flying Ryanair without checked luggage
That would've cost me five hundred quid or something. I think it's certainly the next challenge though - get onto the balcony, with a folding chair, a table, a glass of orange juice, and a croissant. I bet that's what Smug did in the first place and it's why he looked so smug.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Hamburgers aren't friendly? Hamburgians? WTF are they?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# The men are Hamburgers
The women are Hamburgerins, which sounds a bit like a meaty fruit.

I spent a lot of time in South Germany so I got a bit tainted with their prejudice, but people from the North are notoriously unfriendly. What I've actually found is some very unfriendly staff in cafes who suddenly go through some phase transition and start acting friendly. I have no idea what causes it, because I start politely and in German, and end politely and in German, but somewhere in between they decide they can be friendly. Very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# THIS IS A FUCKING PHASE TRANSITION, BABY


I think I should go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# The only place I've been to in Germany is Hamburg,
and I found the people there to be friendly, easy going and funny (including the staff at the Kogge Rock'n'Roll Hotel, where I stayed).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# It's fine :)
I've quite liked Hamburg. I *prefer* Heidelberg, Frankfurt and Munich, but I like Hamburg. And it has the massive benefit of not being Bavarian, unlike Munich. (Well, many Bavarians complain that Munich isn't Bavarian any more and blah blah blah. It's lovely to see Germany has all the same silly squabbles between states as Britain has been countries.) And the staff at the Hofbraeuhaus here turned out to be perfectly friendly and pleasant. I think I just caught staff at the start of their shifts and pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# My employer's in a suburb of Hamburg...two co owners
One's a bit stand offish; the other's down to earth and a super nice guy to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I'd have bricked myself if I saw that looking back at me through the windows
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
How did you trace where the photo was taken?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# oh someone else did that a few months back
i've no idea how they did it - could be they were native hamburg

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/10780000 it's thanks to prodigy finding a whole host of smug source pics and some lurker tipping him off. i thank both the lurker and prodge :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's some dedication right there!
Now you have to visit the gym Freebase frequents :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# That would involve going to California
and risking the wrath of Jonesy :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I
FUCKING

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

SALUTE YOU

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Ta :)
You know, it looks remarkably nice on photos - all those trees, greenery, nice broad streets. In reality, just behind you the street is coated in roadworks and on the other side are a load of crappy-looking motorbike shops, and I'd swear I saw a "bike museum", and some guy staring through the window with his poor 4-year old daughter.

He gave me a suspicious look when he walked by on the other side of the street too. Should've taken a photo of him and reported him as a paedophile or something, that would've learned him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# the art of photography is making things that look shit
not look like shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# They certainly did that very well
Silly thing is about five minutes' walk from Smug's Balcony you get to Colonnade, which while being very touristy is genuinely quite pretty. Evidently they couldn't get onto a balcony there so they had to do some clever photography instead....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Nice one
There's some kind of strange allure about smug's world. I think it's the setting is as familiar as the man himself. I mean, you said you'd been to Freebase's gym it wouldn't seem that incredible. I can now imagine how The Hedgehog From Hell would make some comment about this not being incredible either. I miss his curmudgeonlyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# THFH is reading this now
I bet you any money, particularly Monopoly money
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Probably. That's half the reason I said it.
I'm hoping we can entice him back by drawing attention to the THFH-shaped hole on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# That's dedication!
The b3ta investigative team is alive!

Great thing to see after coming in from a fantastic bike ride.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# It certainly filled a good hour or so for me and gave me an excuse to wander around Hamburg north of the Rathaus
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Oh god
ha ha. Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# *Tips hat to you, Sir!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking TOP post. This has filled me with glee.
Might be worth mentioning this to Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
# I salute your smugness Boris :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Just to clear it up, that's Smug in the photo, not me
I was already getting suspicious enough looks as it was; how it would've been if I turned up with a folding chair, paper and croissant I have no idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# The balcony has GOT to make it on the Hamburg tourist map!! :)
(If Hamburg has tourists that is!)
I bow down at your awesomeness at actually being there..
(cochsedd, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Boredom = This
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Corrr, the gob on her!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# THIS IS FULL OF WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha, WOO

I hope she looked out her window when Marianne Vos won gold on that female bicycle thing they had this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Bllllllluuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Woo YaY :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Drag the picture sideways when the nose is at 12'o'clock
Looks a lot more Thatcheresque...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Looks a bit like Richard Nixon as well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Well, I'm never sleeping again 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
#


Click for bigger (336 kb)
(Eridesco what is paper?, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# COLLECT ALL OF THE STICKSES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# *click*
This made me snort heartily
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Go on Mullard, you can do it !
this makes more sense than most of the olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# The beach volleyball earlier
was... nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# screw that
wimmins swimmins is where its at. Theyve got some flesh on their bones and curvy bits and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Oh yes
Nicely streamlined and... all wet and, and...
excuse me a second
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Hurry up!
I once played Pooh Sticks with my sister... took her ages to float under the bridge... *CYMBAL CRASH*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Good evening.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha I love that
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# You damn dirty app!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
click
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# pffft
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# <unlurk>
clicks :)
</unlurk>
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha
rather good considering this may be the last post ever on the dying b3ta board...like a little time capsule...shame the apes won't understand it in a few thousand years

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Haha perfect!
and quite quite brilliant... *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I endorse this image.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# bastards! you blew it app!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Gun tiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Like a sex machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Here, armoured pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# This is superb
the sinister feline

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# woo yay for
flowerpot assassin cats :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# cdc
cat dick cannon (or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Haha
*copyrights it quickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# This gif is even stranger knowing that all you did was put freebase on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# cock stick canon ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Now that's some wicked farts...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# \o/
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)

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