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[challenge entry] Never wash your blacks and whites together...

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:37, archived)
# good to see Bellamy back
I used to love impersonating him when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I wasn't sure wether to use him or not
As i think he's a botanist, but i really like his weather beaten face.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] more bras
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I would love a zebra print bra
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:49, archived)
# *resists urge to google*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:51, archived)
# It's a completely safe search, all the way down the page.
Or as safe as it gets with lots of lovely ladies in their bras, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# another thumbs up for zeebra!
not sure i'd want a sarah lucas lingerie set though... esp if the kebab came with chilli sauce.. eek
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)
# ewwww !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# she does a neato line in chicken knickers too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
# i abc what you did there
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Fucking hell!

I was just doing this to drop it into the Wild West Compo.
What's with the punctuality?
EDIT: Thank you kind mod(?) for putting it in the right spot.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha just discovered what scalping means
sniping and scalping - ebay is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Who wants Sexeh Time?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# what is this thing I keep seeing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:33, archived)
# fucking darkness!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I can hear him saying 'om nom nom'
He sure wants the cock meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:16, archived)
# ahhahhhahh oh my
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
ta
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:25, archived)
# hahah
I didn't have high hopes for this compo but I'm pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:20, archived)
# That man is a scrotum on legs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:26, archived)
# all men with the use of their legs are walking scrotums
 
scrotums? scrota? scrotula?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)
# biscrots
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# ooo! happy candles :D


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:33, archived)
# for happy kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:50, archived)
# scrotuli
edit: happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)
# candles and a reposted TOAP on the front page, would you like a bite of my croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
# ahaha buster gonad!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:34, archived)
# however he seems to have misplaced
his wheelbarrow
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Yes, it's him!
Unfeasible!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:12, archived)
# ahahaha!!
he's going to make one hell of a rug afters..
better go see chuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# your going to throw up?
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:31, archived)
# maybe, after all that meat...
i mean this man!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:33, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
I really dislike him
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:40, archived)
# holy fuck
that's some serious fat cuntedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
# woo!
most awesome :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:29, archived)
# Bear Grylls he not picky.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I may have misunderstaood....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Der Büstenhalter!
Halt! Büsten!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:22, archived)
# :-(
Büsted again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Verboten te busten!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Brüste ist Wurste
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Halte!
Hammerzeit!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:26, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ZEBRAS!


It's National Zebra Week. And, if it isn't, it ought to be. To mark the occasion, we'd like you to photoshop this magnificent beast, perhaps the stripiest of all the horse-creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ze bra, ja?"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:03, archived)
# dammit
beaten by 3 minutes....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:07, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Rafters moggy is a-starin' at choo.


(zingerone, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Watching you pluck your instrument
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Beadle gets about a bit
revenge is sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Oh, Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Plunger face.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:33, archived)
# P P P P P-Lunger Face
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Schlop-Schlop-Schlop-Schlop-Schlop
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I didn't lol 'til I got here.
Good work.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# You'll NEVER defeat me Starfox...
UNCLE ANDROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
# buh-da-Dee-du-bu-dat-du-burr-dub-du-dab-
"Good Luck"

(understanding that)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Voice actors in those days had it so easy.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Looks like Nina Conti's monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I thought that too.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# ^yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Introducing the new XK550 Turbonutterbastard (Mk3)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)
# nice boots
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Indeed
They seem to go all the way up to the shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# have those girls sharted?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Phwoar
I'd like to see under their bonnets
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# XJ. Niced extra headlamping, You're not Zagato are you?
They do that, did you see what they did with the Alfa 75 with the SZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I remember Zagato well
Crazy designs. Are they still going?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# well someone calling themselves Zagato was doing Aston Martin stuff last year.
www.highsnobiety.com/2011/05/20/aston-martin-v12-zagato/
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:21, archived)
# also, that was a supercharged. The grille....
/worked at JLR when that car was new.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# car porn
www.zagato.it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# likey :-)
thanks sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# This is the one I remember
Ugly as hell, but went like stink...
www.insiderauto.net/id2093-1973-alfa-romeo-1600-gt-junior-zagato.html

But based on a GT Junior, it would.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# do you do 0% finance?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
#  
Swords are seriously underrated as a marketing tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Buy product else I cut you bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)
# it's called an epee - dural
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Rapier wit eh?
Odd word, like an official rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:12, archived)
# needs to get a fence
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
# ooo... great riposte!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Is that how you got your semidetached bum?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Will you stop bringing that up?
I can almost use it normally now, and the doctor says that I only need another 3 months physiotherapy to get back full sphicnter control.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Physiotherapy? I think you mean penistherapy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I think you'll find that the device is made from surgical grade rubber, and my doctor is very gentle.
She even uses special, medicated lubrication. It tastes like strawberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:38, archived)
# B3ta likes swords.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# helloolleh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Nice work Sundae! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I'd hate to try a three-point turn in that!
Lovely as ever. But I do think you'd sell even more with a bonnet mascot... may I suggest the Penguin of Dissonance?

(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# SONC!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# whoa whoa whoa SONCz not gunna goez allz commerzeullz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# nice
but what's the car called ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# K.U.N.T.T.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# bet it speaks with a mockney accent
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I like my cars extra wide
so we can all sit in the front seats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# One of my first
cars (this will age me) was a PC Cresta with a bench seat in the front. we could get 5 in easy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Wikipedia says it was made in 1965. Are you 80?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Wiki is wrong then, they might mean the PA.
Mine was a 1971 model and wasn't new when I bought it. I am nearer 80 than 0 though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
# sorry, I missed the attention fine detail the first time around.
you could have faked the Moon landings :-) the continuity of reflections in the underside and mirror of the grille, most excellent work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I do try :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)
# While this is a pretty awesome picture
The hands are creeping me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I am so hoping
mittens make a comeback. Would make life easier.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Hang on, are your irl hands backwards?
I guess mittens would hide it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)
# That car must be really valuable
to be so well guarded
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:49, archived)
# None shall pass.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Sonc is booly, poor Tels :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Lukc liek Sonc kolekted anuvver rin in frayme too.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# HIS FACE, IT BLUD :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Why do you think there's no sign of Sonc on the popular page Foxworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:32, archived)
# One of the mysteries of the universe.
Maybe it's because he abuses foxes by rubbing their faces in nettles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# SONC Haytahz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# omglol there is now
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Not enough people clicked it
Yes, I know, I'm not Foxworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# needz more Circle Jerks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Aaaahahahaha... I mean: Onoes!
Poor Tels, nentls am hurty. :,(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Sonc kick Tels all time op him ass rite hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Hehe
Sonic is such an unending cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Which reminds me of this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:32, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# *clicks 'like' every time*
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:08, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:32, archived)
# YORE NOT DR EGMUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# IM HIZ ANUZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# a thing of wild beauty sir!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha, sonc kikd tels rite in is ring.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Lol you want to touch tels' ring
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I didn't even know Tels was married.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Shut up assmatic
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:38, archived)
# You just wish you had an automatic ass like mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I heard it was only a semi
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# semi detached
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# LOOKTHATWASANACCIDENTANDTHESURGEONSMANAGEDTOSEWITBACKONINTIMEIDON'TNEEDTHISSTRESSRIGHTNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
# imeanhowheartlesscanyougetbringingupthetimeialmostmanagedtocutoffmyownassyoujustrevelintheunhappinessofothersdontyou
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Once per trigger pull babydoll!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Revenge.

(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)
# your friend went mental and left
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# oh did i miss a massive flouncing?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# aha now this is more like it
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Boooooo!
Not at your GIF, at Cameron, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# What a dick
​
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# found this, thought you might be interested in it
www.shortlist.com/entertainment/music/scientists-discover-most-relaxing-tune-ever
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I saw that,
it's like something I made ages ago on my Amiga
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# no, no, this is still far too good
 
wooyay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is ready.

Your choices are:

* Where are they now? Show us what former celebrities are up to in their twilight years

* Celebrate National Zebra Week

* Topical Horror films: "The Olympics cannibal holocaust", "London Chainsaw Mayor Massacre", "Creatures from beyond the Hadron Collider". And so on. Draw the poster, show us a key scene or film the whole thing in your back garden.

* Bicycles - cycling is everywhere this week. What if everything happened on a bike?

Vote here, vote hard, vote hard, etc.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I voted as hard as I fucking well could.
And now it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
vot wank
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I did that as well.
Perhaps the grade A sandpaper wanking glove was a mistake on this occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:57, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Why am no Sonc?
VOTE SONC!



(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:22, archived)
# The zebra never felt a thing :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I gave the zebra one :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
# were you crossing it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:11, archived)
# she seemed happy enough
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# neigh!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# =O
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I just voted the fuck out of this.
But, I still know that I will be shit regardless of the challenge.

Consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Zebras!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I've voted
in this secret ballot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I don't see 'Internet Cunts' as an option though, oh leader?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:16, archived)
# thanks ro... oh; it's not Friday. Sorreee
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# No more people, places, or things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I read that as Celebrity National Zebra Wank

which should be the obvious choice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# nothing about the mister men?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# No clues guys.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I'm not playing because you never choose the one I go for..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# That's your fault for not voting for the one that will win.
THAT'S THE GAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Fucksock, I have been doig it wrong for all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 5:54, archived)
# In that case please vote films
/unoriginal done to death ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:27, archived)
# there's no where near enough horror on this board
it's animal challenges every other week!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Horror good. But film challenges tend to decend rapidly into film posters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# ^true facts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# remind me, in what way would that be a problem?
might even bring back some of the old b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Posters have been done to death, and both the sources and shops are so formulaic that they get dull very quickly.
I think the best challanges are the ones which set the subject, not the context, as it's the different contexts that keep the challenge fresh and moving along.

ed: whoopsie, how did that post all by itself?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# but what if people started doing posters of zebras :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Nah, have you ever been to a zebra cinema?
All the films are in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Boo!
Oh....that's surprise isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Teamwork ......
bigger 255k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Marbleous
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:55, archived)
# You rock.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# He's stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# But he's still a good urner
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah, I took him for granite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Dais the best you can come up with?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)
# don't slate him
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I'm just chipping away
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:03, archived)
# It's a bust anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Bust? That place is Head and Shoulder above the rest!
(waxdart hello., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:30, archived)
# A boulder approach would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Alabaster try to think of one then..
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Not just a carbon copy I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# you bunch of slabs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Fuck it! Open a bottle of Carver
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Hey...lavas alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Stop stele-ing my ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:36, archived)
# That's not a curse, just an unfortunate talent
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I like your picture of a kitten on a skateboard.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I say!
Well, I suppose that's one advantage of being flexible enough to roll up into a ball.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
# He does lots of tricksXD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# AAAARRRGGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:16, archived)
# You can't run........................he'll catch you.

(ishouldpostthiseveryhour/blog/dA/b3ta/(...) :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Oh yeah, shit D: spunking into his gob as he does, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:25, archived)
# he loves ham
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:28, archived)
# HIS PIG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER!
TOUCHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# SONC RULES !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I would play the shit out of SONC DA EDJOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:49, archived)
# He runz zo fasssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# ee sayvz da daiy all d tyme he must be ded tyred lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:03, archived)
# he eatz mugick pillz n getz da supah powahz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:06, archived)
# i did dat an ad to goe to osspitul ah sed i wus sonc da edjog an dey lold
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Sonc iz speeed...yu did speed...............zee da diffrentz?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:13, archived)
# i no did speed, i did, uh... aitch are tee. i grew boobs wus wel weerd
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# omg...put on da furry suitz n run zo fasssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
# weerdos on du intahnetz wana draw meh... i sed ma boobs gon nao
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Aaaaaand we're back to the Slash Fiction again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I'm surprised such a thing doesn't exist yet.
Then again, it only takes one night like last night on /board, and then everyone starts chipping in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:30, archived)
# We had a spontaneous Sonc outburst event.
Which was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:35, archived)
# It was, yes. We need more spontaneous outburst events on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# CHOS EMROLE MAKE DA SONC GO ALL MEGAYELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:12, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Say Gaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:17, archived)
# GJWG
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:49, archived)
# standard issue
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Unending issue by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Nah, I'm done.
Continue to b3ta at your leisure, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Good one
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# This made more sense to me
once I remembered what the compo was. :-/

Nice one, indeed. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Curiosity gets the better of me again.


The Mars Series:
Curiosity 1
Curiosity 2
Curiosity 3
Curiosity 4
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# i do hope sick burnouts are one of the mission objectives
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Darn tootin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Slow down LOL
(CrackCol2.0, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Malfunction! Need Input!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Ha!
Just needs a pursuing Johnny 5 or ED-209 with flashing lights now!

rolling over of course, because cars seemed to do that in the 80s...
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# And crashing into fruit stands.
Whatever the Martian equivalent to that may be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Where's the girl in short shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
# These are all great
top stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I saw an old Honda Civic painted up as the General Lee the other day, cheered me right up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# :D
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# haha !
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:08, archived)
# No shark?
fake...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I fucking KNEW it!

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# oh please, there's no way he's so huge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# haha
extra points for reminding me of an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# This was it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Nicely
Although I still think you're overestimating his height - they film him with microscopes, you know...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Nice.
Post it at /scientology. They´ll love it.
(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
mini wee man
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Haha, this takes me back :D
To Fuzzy Felt, not Vanessa Feltz.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# The kids were playing with it
Until I grabbed it and the scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I'm tempted to use something similar for a uni project.
It has a lovely nostalgic, yet minimal effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# SHE SO BIG
WHEN YOU SEE HER ON ITV

YOU SEE HER ON CHANNEL FOUR AND BBC 2 AT THE SAME TIME

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# She so fat
when she turns round the sun sets in china.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# HA HA HA.
I seriously pissed her off once.
(#1, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Needs moar felt!
That is all.
(minimalist ..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Ha!
You felt Vanessa. Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha
She was soft and VERY hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)

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