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[challenge entry] I once met Rob Newman who took me to a cellar and taught me the meaning of Hubla Hah.
(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# RISLA?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Risla St Clair?
Surely you remember her in The Generation Game.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I was too busy watching Op Volle Toeren
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Don't you mean Risla She Wolf Of The SS?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
# me neither
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# for full enjoyment of your favourite tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:23, archived)
# FOCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
# yes...maybe...no...what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:21, archived)
# wait... i think i got it...
nope.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ORR?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Well Fat Roland, I'm afraid you're going to have to tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
This should explain some of it. Maybe. I don't know. dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Ah, I get it.
Nice one.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 1:13, archived)
#



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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:37, archived)
# You are breaking the interwebs man =[
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:49, archived)
# how
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Multiple Javierls
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# looks fine to smee
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/ac2_final_minus_one.jpg

obviously it's all moving
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:07, archived)
# couldn't agree more
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# tanks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Full of meaty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:06, archived)
# crunchy nuggets
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# This is what happens when
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:10, archived)
# this is then then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:14, archived)
# now then now then
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 1:19, archived)
# my name is mud haha love that song :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:10, archived)
# it's very crunchy
youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Bruce Campbell?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
# WOO!
tales from the punchbowl!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Great video
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Where you goin' city boy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] For better ball Ctrl... Alt Delete
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:59, archived)
# oh hai meester dogsmuck
nice shoe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
bindun
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it came out a bit small


but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# HA! HA!:D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Glad to raise a smile
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# It made me laugh several times.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I do like this
a lot *click* It helps that this little laptop does the expandy thing so nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:46, archived)
# or I could just post a bigger version
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Shame there isn't a button I can click...
...marked, "No, I mean, I really, REALLY like this."

It's brilliant.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Thank-you
I appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:22, archived)
# You've been Googling "Sexy Muslim Women" again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Oddly enough, I have it on good authourity that rich arabic women spend a lot on designer lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Not just the rich ones.
There's quite a lot around our way, and Mrs Vagabond reports that whenever she's going shopping for smalls there's always a bunch in the lingerie section giggling away to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Good job Mrs V isn't paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I expect that's all they have on under those burkas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless re-post
Haven't we had a similar comp before?

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe so
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Good one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
Bindun yet? And if it hasn't, it should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Yes it does. No it hasn't. Yes it should.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Confirmed. Agreed. Endorsed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# instaclick for this
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That did exist as a product, 10 seconds googling brought me this, but I'll look more when Im finished here....
orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/oxo-cubes.png
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I like chumpers' version better
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:53, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Top
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Now it has.
Good job too.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# This should totally be FP
Also, you should make the stickers and sell them.

Pretty sure it'd be a tricky fucker as all the tiles would look the same!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# In different colours too
Beef, Veg, Lamb, Chicken and...err...umm...fish?...ah...bollocks
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Wonderful.
Is this easier or more difficult to solve than a standard Rubik?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Should be quite a bit easier
There are many more correct solutions to this one.

Still clicky though.
(Figmaus, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# ah but
if one face was beef, one lamb, one chicken, one veggie and the two other sides were something else then it would be equivalent.
(champagnerocker, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:58, archived)
# not if they had different orientations
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ooh!
I'll have the donar kebab centre please
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Goes down smooooth
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# CANDOLS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Barf.
EDIT: Happy Burnywaxysticks!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# This thread needs a chavron
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# yup I'd buy em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Nice deep fried!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# He he he
Also your on effin fire today!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# happy freakin' candle
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Candley fuck de doo dah day. Happy ones to ye oh Fresh one.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (40 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Now you can beat a bit of bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha, and can repost mine from before....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
This is a classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Brill!
and it's Rod Hull on the telly as well :-)
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:20, archived)
# How emusing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# sadly
your comment was funnier than anything Ive done today :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I swallowed the WHOLE can ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Busy night for you then
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And for hours of evening fun.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Can imagine the kids acting like Homer when he becomes a trucker.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# McCain?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# think we know what maddies answer to that was
guessing their twins will give the right answer in future...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Blimey, do you have a production line on the go?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Gangs of moles shackled to their iMacs.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Or are they just the ones that you didn't get finished last time?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Haha Monitor typography ftw :D

*Time Team Portugal Special
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Whoa! Spookfish eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# this is the best thing ive seen all day
and ive seen some other things that were also funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
# you really are on a roll today!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A repost for the comp

Also, a question. I'm working on an image to be printed on t-shirts but before I save it, what's the best format for this so as to not lose quality? Thanks.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Depends on the program you're working in.
Any vector format .eps or even .pdf will keep its quality and be infinitely resizable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Otherwise a high res .jpg or .png depending on the design.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks
I'm using Paint Shop Pro 9. I saved as eps and it looks like the quality is the same.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I don't know paint shop pro, so I don't know how that will effect your image if you weren't already using vector lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# and backgrounds you forget aren't 'clear'
and print white, ruining everything
/experience
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Good call
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# That's ok
It's on a black background for a black t-shirt with only 2 other colours. Should be alright, it's mean to look hand drawn anyway.
It's actually an enhancement of an old Mudhoney t-shirt that I used to have but they don't make them now. Funny that, it was only more than 20 years ago!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
try to remove as much black from your background prior to print, it alwas looks wrong, wrong shade of your black or their fabric, use the fabric as much as you can.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ok
should I make it transparent?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Fanny pads are all the rag
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost eh?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry!


I missed my candleday AGAIN!

9 years on the trot i've missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:04, archived)
# This whole thing HAS gone very ladyprivates.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# weirdly..
I posted this, then scrolled down to see all the other rudeness!

Hivemind????
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# You missed the three woman's sanitary product posts in a row which seem to have already been pushed off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Well, a very merry uncandles to you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# thanks!
I won't have a drink last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Bestast filum evar
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# These take me back :)
SAVE B3TA WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Fight better woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] McMmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# This is alarmingly funny
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Expelliarmus!
And the dirt is gone.
(UTB, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
thats no cube
(intelligent idiot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Internal sensors are detecting a bad feeling about this...
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one


(Inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/10871372 )
(SM46272845, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# and on that disturbing note, i'm out of here.
see you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nearly as painful as this shameless pearoast from yesteryear,
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Why not just use a Bic original razor instead?
Same face ripping effect.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I use throw away bics
I never cut myself.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Good call. Without any lubricant and a good 2 weeks worth of growth.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Bah, a man ALWAYS carries his own lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# resulting in...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ouch


Click for bigger (44 kb)
(SM46272845, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Fire in the hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# And I see you're on fire too
Well done.

7! Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Well, you know what you can do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# well, fire IS the cleanser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Smear it on your bum grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
# *tries not to laugh*
*fails miserably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# You bad bad man!
*disguises laughter as cough*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# FP this!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# ^^^That^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# something about dummying down tv ..........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I thought they were relocating to Salford, not Hull.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# FP is over there >
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahaha ooh fuck this is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha, nobody has noticed that this is the gay version
Also: candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Oh no!
I think I laughed because I shouldn't have...
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# 0_o
Hull for you, young sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# So very, very wrong....!
*click*
(McChinaman banned, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 3:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)
# groinal injury
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
How very very silly!

But at least Janet Leigh doesn't scream as much as the jessies who play in the Premier League
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# *chortle!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# physio? i'll fucking tell you about physio!
they made me go to it on my birthday and i had to wait an hour to be seen, then some silly bint told me that my spine was curved because i sit down. she made me do some exercise that was a cross between superman taking off and a dog having a piss, then told me that, even if i was in the middle of a meal, i should get up and walk around every 15 minutes! i had a bad back before starting physio, now it's fucking agony!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# shouldn't you have taken a 15 min walk during that rant?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# i was too busy doing my super pissing dog exercises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheese toasties anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# 0_O
Christ.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Merry candle day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] good as place as any then...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# why not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
# oh, now that's just all kinds of nasty
>.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# *titters*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# you're ruining my memories of sun-pat cheese spread butties when i was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Mmm, yeasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# just googled sun-pat cheese spread
it was discontinued many years ago. this saddens me. i will never taste that day-glo orange ultra-cheesy spread again.
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
sun packed fun pat our son Pat?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
I'll kill 'im when I get my hands on 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# OH!
oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Ewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
*applies*
Aaaarrrgh! I think my knackers have just melted!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# DO NOT USE ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# good job you didn't put any on your aerosol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Too late
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Quick
put some Deep Heat on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Semprini?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Neither.
I want it for my armpits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# eggsactly
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Opal Farts - made to make your arse water...."

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# mine is, just thinking about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# gives you a guaranteed lemon peal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha! This would work really well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hey candle boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Coo-ee!
\\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# alright, alright
keep it down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Mmm
Be like hot crisp butties.

Weird how some of these 'joke' products people have said they'd like...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hmmm...
Breville... breadcrumbs... crisps... cheap bread (thin sliced, so that's about 200 slices a loaf isn't it?)...

Could be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I wasn't convinced by this challenge since it's so similar to one we did quite recently
which only goes to show I should be ignored at all costs because it's working out rather nicely

Also: Walkers should definitely do this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# IT'S A DIFFERENT BRIEF, GOD DAMN YOU!
DIFFERENT!!!!!!!

*counts to ten in head*

*breathes out*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# what's a brief?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# would you like to see mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Savile klaxon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Remember to Clunk Click, kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# my favourite description of crispy pancakes
was from giles coren.
"like eating baby food out of a hot slipper"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
I used to love them when i was little. tried to eat a bit of one not long ago........ disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# we always had the mince and onion ones
because they were the only ones my brother would eat. i could probably still eat one, although i may well puke after it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
they are mostly 'pastry' now. Fuck all sauce or meat in them, I remember one pancake would have enough gravy for all my chips...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# ah, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# they make a decent sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Giles Coren
Or was it his fellow crossover, Alan Brandreth?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Giles, food critic son of Alan
editor of a 1000 punches*

*needs dramatic music
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I had some crispy pancakes the other week. They were fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# thinking about it
filling them with crisps would be a vast improvement
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I still quite like the beef ones.
Can't quite master the art of grilling them without them leaking though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Deep frying is the only way to make them truly tasty.
See also Birds Eye waffles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# THAT is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)

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