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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:08,
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you fucking glorious mental
*clicks*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:10,
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you know if SCIENCE made this available people would use it
what are you waiting for SCIENCE? the market is wide open! P.S. I will sue your sciency asses if you do this without giving me a massive cut of the profits
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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i'm more into the doomsday weapon end of the spectrum myself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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Eat a big bowl of your green cement then fart into a binbag.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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Drink a gallon of petrol and urinate on a sack of popping candy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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I like this
because I like it
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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Hahaha!
Wonderful.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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haha outstanding
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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Hahaha
God this makes me wanna shoot up!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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Fucking science!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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lol
click
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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Hehehe
It's funny 'cos he used the 'roids to get more nuts.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:09,
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ironic because it has a terrible side effect of shrivelling his own
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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It also made his legs fall off.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:16,
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Lance Armstrong will tell you
that doesn't work
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:02,
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Hahaha 'sings' "He's on the 'roids, he's on the 'roids"
(HMHB)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:35,
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needz more legz and feetz.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:08,
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alternatively
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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hahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:42,
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excellent!
*clicks*
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Those poor children.....
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Memaxx ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:43,
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At last I know who to thank!
Saves me taking the kids to the park on these cold days :)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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=)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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*squints*
you owe me new eyeballs. or sunglasses, at the very least.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:32,
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Or you could turn your display brightness setting off of the "My retina is 3cm away from the surface of the sun" setting you seem to have.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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hey, let me moan
i've recently quit smoking, so i feel the need to bitch and complain about everything. also, i have ridiculously sensitive eyes.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:45,
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well done on quitting smoking
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:53,
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Oh shit, yeah, this ^ as well.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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COPD is the pits...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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ta
it's bloody killing me, but it needed doing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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the first 40 days is the worst...
or it was for me
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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yep, been through it before
lasted 10 months, then went out on the piss all weekend with an old mate who'd just moved back home. by saturday afternoon, i was back on them.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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Sounds like rabies.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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or at least meningitis...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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*froths*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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f.lux is awesome
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:21,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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great - now I need to go and masturbate
thanks for that!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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Have you got Skype?
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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like you needed an excuse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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no - just a picture
... any picture... of anything....
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:06,
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goitre?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:08,
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not just now thanks
I've got coffee... delicious life giving coffee... brewed using an old Spanish recipe. OLAY!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:10,
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what, "with milk"?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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warm milk, add honey and cinnamon
add the coffee... drink-gasm
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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got to lay off the coffee
blood pressure and massive doses of caffeine don't mix
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:21,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:09,
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Damn you Invisible Eddie Hilter!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:09,
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Hahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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ALBERT! I don't want to be a milkman anymore!
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Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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HA HA!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Brilliant.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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then we put a donk on it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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hahahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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THE POSIEDEN ADVENTURE!
Gene Hackman plays a priest! Also, Mustardwww.youtube.com/watch?v=P3gx7CSXEzo
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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----->
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:23,
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Hahahahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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ftw
theyll hear it all the way to the north pole....
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:52,
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Is there anything to be said...
...for another mass? :D
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gtfomh ,
Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:12,
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Sad? Make a cabbage rainbow!
Solve sadness with just a red cabbage and some SCIENCE... viola:
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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Which one tells me if I'm pregnant?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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you fucked a cabbage?
well, i guess we've all been there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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He took me to the Savoy, told me he loved me
And then he had the brassica to up and leaf.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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that's greens for you, no heart
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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Except artichokes.
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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yes, but they're androgynous anyway
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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arti was always into asphixiation
strange guy.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:29,
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Would, would, wouldn't, would.
would wouldn't would.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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blueist!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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is this some reference to sportballs?
i have no knowledge of such things, being as i'm a snooker fan.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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Pfft, how can you not know why we don't like blue?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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it's beyond my remit, i'm afraid
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:18,
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No. Just blue. It's terrible.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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well
just as long as it's not pink
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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Universal indicator!
pHantastic
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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giant toilet roll
for giant shits
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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Haha! Nice.
*resists urge to add ceiling cat*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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You're evil!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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hahahaha, genuis!
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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*doesn't resist urge*
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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You didn't find the two ants I hid in this picture.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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Oh sorry
Can't believe I didn't notice them the first time!
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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Ceiling Bobcatscan is watching you adding ants and arrows drawing Smallbrainfield drawing atomic drawing chopchopchopchop drawing.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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\o/
Ceiling cat is watching you irradiate...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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Ceiling Bobcat.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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Ceiling CAT scan
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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hahaha
*presses the head-mince button
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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Ha Ha...NICE!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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"i can see the problem, darlin', you've 'ad some right cowboys in 'ere!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Sounds like Annie Oakley's gynaecologist.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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I'm sorry sir, but your amygdala is not displaying the correct reaction to teh fear.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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It's being taken care of, Sir.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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Amygdala is such a wonderful word.
Sounds like a nun's name: Sister Amygdala Gonxha Bojaxhiu...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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Sister Amygdala
Naughty because she'd always give in to her most basic instincts!ba-dum tish
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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Oooooo...she might have to meet Maria, Hitler, and Bromfield.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Oh aye, n00bs...I remember them
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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We need a Noobs challenge.
Now THAT would be funny. :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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i read that as a noose challenge
and agreed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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Yeah!...See! :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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Eeep!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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he's cute
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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hahaha fucking hell
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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compo it!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:23,
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Haha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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To celebrate that I can look at B3ta again after a week of spiders,
I made this (in Paint): Now can you find two birds in this picture?
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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Snail!
Thats very nice, that is.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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srsly?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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found 'em
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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Lovely
but no :( edit: gah! just seen it!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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crikey, that's nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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YAY! SNALE!
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Shlvng ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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Oh yeah, very good
I was seeing imaginary ones everywhere until...pop Also, it seems spiders are way more popular than science
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:17,
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Heh, I was thinking about hiding a "normal" bird in there somewhere as a red herring... but I went with a snail in the end. By the way, is the search function not working for anyone else?
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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anyone everyone fings aint what they used to be also, is it Mike Wilks (Ultimate Alphabet) who puts snails in all his pictures ? nice touch
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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It's been borked since they switched servers
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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Oh, I see.
Oh well.
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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I couldnt see it, then you posted that and then BOOM!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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And then some kid burnt my neck, I didnt like it.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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hoooooly shit
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weaver. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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fucking brilliant this is
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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Lovely stuff.
Clever too. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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Yay! Happy!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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Insanely great
and yes, found 3 (there's also the fluffy cloud dove, bottom middle)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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Haha, shit,
Unintended bonus bird!
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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very impressive paint skills
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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Oooo lovely
and reminds me of Duck Hunt on the NES in some way...
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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Oh wow
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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That makes me so nostalgic for puzzle books when I was a child.
Lovely :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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in PAINT!
I couldn't make a picture like this in my head!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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I didn't click I like this
I clicked I fucking like this fuck, nice.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:31,
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waaaaaah!
Dats grate
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:23,
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*clicks furiously*
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:10,
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very good :)
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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Outstanding.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:15,
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Chippy tea!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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Woo!
(Also, sorry for posting on top of you.)
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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It happens to us all in the end :)
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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you're making me drool
i'm a bit hungry, too ;D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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:D
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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I wouldn't describe Mushy peas as a condiment.
I would put them in the same category as beanz. I can't see beanz. Also : battered jam butty??? Is that even a thing? I've led a sheltered life.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:18,
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Beanz? In a chippy?
It's kind of a condiment as they get it out of the same bit as the curry sauce, but point taken :) EDIT: Battered Jam butty was a thing when visiting the grandparents in Bury in the 80s, it might still exist.. might ;)
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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There must be great regional variations in chippies.
Here in South Wales chipz 'n' beanz is a favourite, cheezy beanz 'n' chips by special request. Uni days in Sahf East London were fuelled by chipz 'n' beanz.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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mushy peas are a meal in themselves
especially when cooked with fried onions and with a sachet of chicken cup-a-soup stirred in at trhe last minute to turn it into green cement. mmmmmmmm, that's good eatin'
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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you should have your own TV show, Smash does Smash
can you do all the pouty spoon licking too ?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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i can pout like a sex-starved essex chav
i just choose not to.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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Would you agree that mushy pea belong in a category with beanz, alongside curry sauce?
Your green cement disgusts me to the core of my being.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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yes, i would agree. i would also include coleslaw.
and my green cement is delicious and causes arse gases that could be weaponised.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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When I was little I used to think fish were made of potatoes
I even drew a diagram of the factory to show how it worked.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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were furrows in potato fields caused by the fins of potato sharks?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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Yes! You've been to the cartilaginous farm, too!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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i've ploughed those waves in my times
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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Absolutely super!
*click* :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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Cheers big ears :)
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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I'll never remember all that!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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Oh and can you get me a can of lilt?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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beutiful
as always
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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love it!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:49,
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Where's the puddin'?!
In 99.999% of cases, chippy tea for me is steak & kidney pudding, chips and gravy, with brown sauce and bread added at home. (Damn, if I hadn't already eaten today, that's what I'd be having now!)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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PUDDIN!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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was Cavendish delivering bicycles ?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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Haha
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Just like a scene from Steptoe & Son
Nice
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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I can't help feel that I jinxed him and Shane Sutton
as I took delivery of my first ever cycling helmet earlier today (one of these -- I actually bought it for the roadying work I'm currently doing, to wear instead of the crappy hard hats the venue has, but will probably wear it on the road too) and live just down the road from where Shane had the accident!
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solved it with s.c.i.e.n.c.e
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:20,
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i know what else fixes wonky tables
not buying them from ikea
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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Yay!
A4 poster version here
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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WOOT!!
Lovely Q!! *Kerlick* :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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:)
Cheers Ninj
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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if the wind changes his face will stay like that
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:15,
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Fab!
as in "This is Fab!"
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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Ta!
As in "Thank you kindly" ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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Love it.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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Cheers :)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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Hahaha!
Did I tell you that I printed out your Binjago eyes and stuck them on our wheelie bin. Someone nicked them. Peeled them off in the middle of the night!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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hahaha, no way!
I did the same, but the bloody snails and slugs ate the paper!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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Droppin' science like an A-Bomb.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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Aww
I sould've made a little Mushroom cloud in the backdrop *back to photoshop!*
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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AHHHH! \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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Done ;)
cheers
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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Oh no....................that will not do.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:06,
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Hello. Not cake.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:43,
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According to duality it is both a cat and a cake until observed
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:45,
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I'm glad that's cleared up.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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I shall be writing to the New Scientist about this. This is not the last of it
Prof Spazz University of Twaddle
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:48,
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true, but many things in an oven are alive
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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The cake lives!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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however, based upon your research, it could be a cat
I say we put butter and grape jam on there, throw it into the air and see how it lands
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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Another 3 years research should be enough to discover the truth.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:04,
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yes! Must order more butter and jam
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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I best clean the oven.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:10,
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This guy can answer your questions
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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"Hannibal Lecturer"
Good attention to detail :D
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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Also...
Hannibal Lectern :)
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AceFox may contain traces of nut... ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:45,
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This is great.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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Delicious scienceness
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:24,
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bellyrubs? ...plz?
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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needs moar big feets
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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fears
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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u skeered it :(
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:37,
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where would you start snogging that?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:42,
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Probably go straight for the crotch.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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hmm, i dunno. Maybe this one would be less of a challenge for you?
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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oh hai
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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Guinness and curry last night?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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that just made my belly churn a bit
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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that just made me spluff a bit
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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all those synthetic scented candles smell like this to me
just open the window.. and jump out
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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..and the worst are candles / sprays which try to smell like food
EDITZ: one place I worked had a can of 'apple pie' scented spray in the shitter. ...I was never fooled. If it was possible, I would marry anyone whose farts smell like apple pie
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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I'm no expert
but is fart odour really a good basis for a relationship ?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:35,
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you can probably judge someone's general health by the odo(u)r of their farts, so yes :)
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PedroHin Skool of Medisin
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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that person actually kind of looks like me
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:39,
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maybe it is
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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with tits
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:16,
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needs some lense flare
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:18,
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it's there
it's on the back row of testtubes. Second from the left. You just can't see it
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:25,
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lens flare must be visible at all times
that's the rule.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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what Enemy Of The State image-enhancing software are you using?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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This
Edit: I'm not bored or anything, honest
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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( Froglens , Thu 8 Nov, 11:34)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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if you mix them all together it makes a weird sort of orangey blue colour
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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*mixes 4 and 10
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:25,
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Exploding tits?
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:40,
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Needs more CGI animals
I like this. It's all like intelligent satire and stuff.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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star wars / disney - minichallenge :D
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1.618... ,
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:04,
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Am I the only one who read that as "shaving Ethiopians"?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:06,
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Cameron just lost the "who's got a bigger penis" comeptition
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:09,
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She has a super Hitler moustache.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:11,
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Best comic book hero ever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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You're gonna need a bigger blackboard...
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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Damn!!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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it's ok, it only took 5 years since I did it for it to filter in to your head ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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I remember it now...
...but had forgot, my memory's not what it used to be :(
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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Great minds and fools
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:03,
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fakenobridge
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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Hahahaha!
Lovely shark. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:00,
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^
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:31,
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hahaha
I used to tell people I was named after Quint from Jaws
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:03,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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Haha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:06,
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Great Scott
In before everyone else.
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gijoel ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:00,
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Solve it you will...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:42,
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SCICNEE? I don't get it.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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ScenicE you idiot
2 and 3 down are spelt wrong
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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I had to go and look up evincive
never come across it before
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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I've come across all sorts of things.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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How evincive.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:01,
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Shitnee?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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SAITNOE
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56,
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SOIGNEE?
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:45,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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Hahahahaha
Hai Moley!! \O/
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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Hello stranger!
We seem to keep passing like ships in the night.... How's you?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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I know...:)
Me good ta, how's you and the Moley Clan? :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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We're great, thanks.
thanks.Spent a week in London showing baby mole the sights. We loved it. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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Grest stuff!
We want to take Young Big Ninj to London too! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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Green is good
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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yay green is ok
I've heard blue is bad, but have no scientific evidence
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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Blue is simply awful.
Ghastly stuff.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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blue bastards
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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The 'Green' Bhoys did good?
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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yes very good :)
18yr old Tony Watt lives a few miles down the road from me scored his first home goal and it was against Barca... instant legend chuffed for him :)
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:26,
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hahaha, horse rape
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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It's no laughing matter.
Can you imagine how embarrassed the horse must have been when he realised his mistake?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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Hahaha
reminds me of my first popular page entry:
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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Amazing!
Where can I buy some green? =3
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O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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You can make your own.
Just mix yellow and blue.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:31,
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I have yellow
But blue? What's that?
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O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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Simply take the red out of any household purple.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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hahaha
fuck!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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BAD science
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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dobbin's nobbin (slight return)
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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oofph bad day at work
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:36,
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Is the guy in black being arrested and the guard helping the horse?
Nice work Moley
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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I think a randy horse is more of a deterrent than a taser.
I say tool up our boys in blue!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:44,
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"Drop the knife, or we release the rape-horse!"
Call the MET!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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COngrats on your FP
Woo yay!
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O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:31,
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Oh, I like this a lot
Excellent! Grats on Fp
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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I'd sing Happy B3tday to you
... but I cannot pronounce your name.
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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Cows with milk bottle faces
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@feelwelcome Hello ,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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5 minutes
Me and the kitten. He'll get his AIDS all right.
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O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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GOOD science
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:31,
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I'm a scientist and I support these findings.
On s similar subject, here's that fluorescent stuff I made the other day...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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\o/
Put it in some milk.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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Test tube A - sperm wee
Test tube B - Kermit sperm wee
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:01,
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can we have some pic of it in low light to prove it fluorescentness
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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If we actually had a darkened room in this department, I'd be more than happy to supply one.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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ok, tell everyone i gave you permission.
it'll be ok, they know me.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:41,
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If you're not part of the solution,
you're part of the precipitate.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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