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[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo...
(thebao, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# KILL SCIENCE WITH WRESTLING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# My word it's like the marie celeste round here isn't it?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I wonder what metaphor people on the Marie Celeste used when they walked into an empty room?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# 'It's like a Rob's fan club meeting in here!'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *distant mission bell*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# They probably just got a nasty sense of foreboding?
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# tis a bit, isn't it?
Lurker Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Leave Nuclear Science Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:31, archived)
#

Click for 500+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I'm viewing this with some 80's aerobics music playing in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# are you wearing your headband and legwarmers?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# AND NOTHING ELSE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# high cut thong leotard.
leopard print.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# let me hear your body talk
...your body talk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# *legwarmer fetishes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# montage!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu0WulFLHhE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# travolta looks mad gay, bro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# LOL, STAR WARS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# set phasers to fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
Sorry pooch....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Now go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Headphones on the starboard bow
starboard bow/starboard bow...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
"Captain's jog, stardate 9529.1..."
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] science
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:29, archived)
# i want to slap butts
for science
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is that really a woman doing the science? Well I never what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# David Miliband in the last frame?
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[challenge entry] Also a pea from a while back
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# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# oh oh oh
This is a reference to Icke? (I'm Dutch. Catching this reference makes me feel quite win)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Do you mean to say that the Dutch royal family isn't a clandestine order of lizard people secretly plotting to dominate the world?
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# why no
ofcourse not
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Weird science! Your blue gloves are purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, archived)
# "Wyatt; your kitchen is blue."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Purple gloves ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I know they look purple, but it distinctly says they're blue gloves.
but it distinctly says they're blue gloves. Perhaps science blue is purpley.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Science blue with 49% magenta
flogs this new colour discovery to Pantone
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Perhaps she's colour blind
like me

Not good for a designer, so best keep it to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry Mr Scaramanga wouldn't have mentioned if I'd known
Must be less challenging now being able to see colour breakdowns in tattyshop etc. Back in the old days chap
at my art school was colour blind, he had a very good understanding of how colours worked together,
alas when he'd ask what a certain colour was we could never resist telling him the opposite :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# No bother
It's not crippling or anything, I just get me blues/purples/reds and greens/yellows a bit mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# This contains all of SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:05, archived)
# How did you get your hands on the Mediocre Labs rules?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Industrial espionage
and you left a window open
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I did an office kekekekekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Quim Lab
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Your blue is my purple
Mmm, I like the purple gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Chock full of win this!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# blue gloves, or purple?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Those gloves are clearly
Fucking PURPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha!
Go johnny!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I didn't know the skeleton thing!
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Great sciencing!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Good ending.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
..and whatever you do, don't forget to use The Gel!!!
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spelled "skellington"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I work as a scientist
- Blue (nitrile) gloves don't protect against phenol, for that you want the green (neoprene) gloves.

- We use shitloads of tubes, slightly less bottles, and jars are generally only for disposing of pipette tips.

- I actually do stare at tubes like that, holding them up to the light is useful for checking your cell/DNA/RNA pellet.

- There are more women than men in the lab so usually it's the guys who are waiting for the ladies to finish on the microscope.

- Skeletons are indeed merciless killers.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:58, archived)
# I, too, am a scientist
but I don't get to use any test tubes. I faff about with body parts instead.
(ninja chinchilla, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the new microwave shower!

(OK It still has a few bugs.)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
# This is how my mum went, you bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Whoopsie!
She was one of our best testers.

PS:

PSA:Those of you who manipulate images may have noticed that the complete fuckwits at Google have now removed their image search's best feature: search by image size.
However you can still get it back (for the time being) by doing an image search, scrolling to the bottom of the search results and clicking on the "Switch to Basic Version" button, which restores the "filter by size" option.
The long term solution is simply to use a better search engine. Google: you suck.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# It's still there for me
in the menu on the left hand side
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Was still here too, (NZ)
As early as this afternoon. :(
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:23, archived)
# This is the size filter option I see:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:39, archived)
# nice arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Thank you. I've been doing squat thrusts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Yes,
That's the one we used to have too. I wonder why they took it away? These stupid disimprovements tend to get dumped on us first, being on the international date line `n all.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:43, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# How did google manage to turn from the best search engine into a pile of shite?
Google ad-words annoys me, I went to compare the market for car insurance 2 weeks ago and since putting in the form I was single I've been bombarded with nothing but "mature dating" and "swinger" sites since!

It's very distracting when I'm looking for snake porn.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Ewww...
Thanks for the warning.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Urgh hope not, still the same for me though, left side of screen options:
Any size
Large
Medium
Icon
Larger than...
Exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Hmmmm... but looking on the bright side it's easy to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Sexeh funtiems
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:00, archived)
#
this made me laugh
(@feelwelcome Hello, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# (somewhat disturbed) Woo!
or maybe it's someone's time of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha fuck !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:07, archived)
#

De-Ris: Latest Hollywood waste of a really good book:
b3ta.com/links/World_War_Z_full_trailer_looks_like_a_generic_apocalypse_blockbuster_not_like_the_book
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:14, archived)
# Anti-gravity zombies suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Zombies suck in general.
Zombie invasion.
Shopping in Portsmouth on a Saturday.

No fucking difference, but people keep harping on about one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Suck, bite, nibble and chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:42, archived)
# That sounds like a good night out
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Sounds like a fire crew.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:25, archived)
# started season three of the walking dead on telly this week
fuck yeah.

also I just saw this
BEES ON WHEAT $3.45
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Think I'll take an ass burrito with a suicide pill to finish, please.
And the third series of The Walking Dead is already far superior to the second season, which was more like 'Little Zombie on The Prairie' (AKA: 'The Talking Dead').
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:42, archived)
# walking dead is back on track with season 3 at the moment
classical shambling zombies, none of this running intelligent zombie nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Steamed horse for me please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# I guess I'll take the twelve inch mixed fuck today
 
https://twitter.com/fartpowder
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I never mix my fucks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I thought the trailer looked pretty good
Was really not enthralled by the thought of he film, but the sight of thousands of zombies clambering over each other was rather superb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:25, archived)
# granted it's a nice CG effect
but more the sort of thing I'd expect from super space aliens in Avengers 2, not the slow moving, stumbling dead of the book.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, archived)
# this is my thought
bring back the shambling dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:42, archived)
# The problem is that the book is epic and brilliant
In order to do it justice you'd have to make a Band of Brothers-style TV series, at least 10 hours or so, with each hour centring on a different character. Which, sadly, isn't how movies work, so they rewrite it as a standard blockbuster.

The zombies are way too fast as well :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# I thought it was on fast-forward for the Zombie clips
How does becoming a Zombie make you faster than Usain Bolt???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Am I the only person, apart from Mr Forster, who thinks those speedy zombies look great?
apart from Mr Forster who thinks those speedy zombies look great?I reckon it's more frightening being chased by something faster than yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
# They were pretty fucking scary in 28 days later
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Rabid Mosh Pitts.
PURE SHITE!...Same old same old from Hollywood. Probably in 3D too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Haa Haa Haa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 4:14, archived)
# DOUBLE STANDARDS :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 5:51, archived)
# There's 'funny' and 'not funny'.
No inbetweens.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hu not so fucking jintao
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# a good spanging would appear to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# ...


Yep. Yours is better.
(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
#


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(boredoflife, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:39, archived)
# poor gordon :(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Oh, oh, oh,






(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Happy candle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Ah, ta very much!!!
I must remember not to break wind on the naked flame... or breath for the same reason.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
#
I always thought there was something hellish about that Noseybonk
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Yeah
NonceyBonk more like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] No joke this time, just science being brilliant.
Science is used to solve everyday problems all the time. Here's it doing it's thing. My only apology for size for this one is that it's far too small, as science is so brilliant I had to leave out loads of it in order to get to bed.



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(cutofyourjib, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:31, archived)
# :) YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# HAH!
Woo/yay/houpla on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:46, archived)
# This is rather brilliant, have a SCIENCECLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:54, archived)
# haha nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:04, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^)
TEAM SPIDERS APPROVES OF SCIENCE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:05, archived)
# the course of human history has not been wasted
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:16, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 4:14, archived)
# I am listening to the music of Koyaanisqatsi while looking at this
brilliant combination
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Nicley done, needs more medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Epic! Full. of. Win!
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I was sure this was going to end with a lolcat.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
You're welcome! People forget about all the awesomeness sometimes.
(cutofyourjib, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh... Cameron says it's a Gay Witch Hunt


De-Ris
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20251939
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Faggot season?
FUCK SEASON!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Hehe
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Surely Cameron's being a bit silly.
EVERYONE knows that the gays aren't witches.
When did you last see a gay in a black robe?




PRIESTS DON'T COUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 1:47, archived)
# Season of the Witch was pretty gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:19, archived)
# Hey 2 Can!
Go to /links.
NOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:28, archived)
# delicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Science makes tea-stirring a lot less tiring


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:15, archived)
# I'm concerned about the green stuff leaking out of the seal on the boiler thingy.
Well, I say concerned, really what I mean is what does it taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Mountain Dew of course.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Science speeds up the basset hound.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# F the greyhounds!! We need sonic bassets.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# H.B.D.2.U.
H.B.D.2.U.
H.B.D.2.U.
H.B.D.D.@
H.B.D.2.U
Tra La
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:35, archived)
# *sniffs*
mmm... ...it smell of holly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# crunchy goodness

spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
spotify:track:4AwNkK2LXPTsb3fouwQou2 (Kokomo by The Beach Boys)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)">spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:11, archived)
# The true method of knowledge is experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# are you on Steam?
the gaming thing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Not a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
# it's s game thing, if you like games
I'M TALKIN BOOT A GREAT WHITE, CHIEF
youtu.be/XL-y4lDDtCY
youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)">spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Why do you stack up spotify links on your posts?
Or are you unaware that it's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# i see no stacks
youtu.be/FDqk1ubHS58
spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:36, archived)
# i see
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Is this a monk walking away from a brutal nazi rape?
Is his thumb bleeding because the nazi bit him as he ejaculated his christian substance?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Retreat ugly modern society!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMfsIyQ6y54


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)
# \o/ - YES! Resist The Atomic Menace!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLmS60gLjQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:11, archived)
# Atomic menace!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4flktHds2Ys
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 3:16, archived)
# Science is the tree of learning.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# ...and DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:27, archived)
# Learning = death
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:30, archived)
# Death is learning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:36, archived)
# ...and TREES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Oh you tease
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Jawa being sick by inverting its stomach out of its mouth
much like a starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:23, archived)
# If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, ..............infinite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:34, archived)
# cor
matches made in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
#
youtu.be/9ChADh1zt5I

Way down in KoKoMoooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I quite like the sound of this except for the part about housework
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# the doors of perception by Aldous Huxley
quite an interesting read.... but nowhere near as florid as the prose in his books unaffected by hallucinogenic drugs
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Blake's heaven

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# The fool who persists in his folly will become wise.
(you're a clever one)....See ya's... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
# beautiful
An old tramp I'd stop with most days on my way to Art college (to share a joint), was the most well read Blake and Neitsche expert I know. He used to spend his winter days in the public library to keep warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Smart man! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:51, archived)
#
Jim Morrison got rich
but his poetry was kitsch.

Rhymer on the stage.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:57, archived)
# haha!
top spoffin'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Is it revolving?
MEATSPIN
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# we shall toot at the mescalin flute
PIP PIP!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Padre Pio's sprung a leak?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Happy spliff'n mate?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)
# :D-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Is this a new direction for you? I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:24, archived)
# It is a road less traveled.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Schofield's just trying to muddy the tracks.
EVERYONE knows what used to go on in that broom cupboard between him and Gordon The Gopher and poor little Edd The Duck.
PHILLIP SCHOFIELD IS THE GAY UBERNONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Keith Harris totally used to nonce up that duck while spanking his cuddles.
He even dressed it up in a nappy to make it look younger ffs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah but hid DID marry it once it was legal Drimbly.
Which makes him one of the officially approved nonces. Like Bill Wyman an him out of The Krankies.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I have just now read on the internet
that Pip is a nonce.

*Passes card to ITV boss*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:59, archived)
# He muddied my tracks
Many moons ago.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# "It's not what you expect of serious broadcast journalism."
good job it happened on This Morning then.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sciency
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Ha ha! I do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# no one wants owl related internal injuries
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# It's best to be aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:26, archived)
# *sighs*
I wish I was half pissed...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Wolf-eel
(zef, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:43, archived)
# RPS Shit - give it up...

PS. Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hello WB
I'll call the facebook lynch mob back now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Know the difference!

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I draw comics about cactusessesesses
(darkMishkin, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# that is some lurkage you've got going on there!
You're lucky I don't have my lurker net to hand!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:41, archived)
# mines not worth its own post
but it is plant related.
Its crapness makes yours look even better

(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Awwwww, I like this very much, it has great charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:58, archived)
# This^ precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:40, archived)
# please post more
you are funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:03, archived)
# I can't sleep
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Solving things with science.


Click for bigger (202 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Solving things with RIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Dear Christ.
*facepalm clickathon*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Oh my!
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)
# fuckin' no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Fugging hell, as painful as that was
I still laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I don't think that actually happened.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# first class !
he later went on to discover stain resistant material for making ties, trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# a fine spoof



spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:3Mmmr4iue87aK05TvQaAO4 (Da Rockwilder by Method Man)
spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
www.b3ta.com/links/Stetsasonic_Just_Say_Stet

spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)"spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus) (Hamburger Train by Primus)

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best hogan prequel?








www.b3ta.com/talk/7591628

spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh featuring Ludacris by Ciara)
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spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Clik!
Apparently Newton invented the catflap so he didn't have to wait for his eyes to readjust to the dark when letting his cat out during optics experiments.
Pure Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
That is a lot of work for that punchline.
(LokiMD, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything is now solved, or nothing at all is solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# batteries not included
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Man creates a sentient being, in his own image.
Religion molests it.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:06, archived)
# hard
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:43, archived)

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