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# This is the least surprising paedo accusation yet...


Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# there's something very disturbing about that nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# You're thinking broken penis.
It's okay. We all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Broken Penis
would be a good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# They are doing a session for
Marc Riley on 6 music next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I look forward to him
mumbling inane questions at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# i'm not usually thinking it, just causing it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I sense a disturbance in the shnozz
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
# if schnozz is slang for undercarriage, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# My childhood... D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Run with us
I see passion in your eeeeyes
Run with us
We are free

oo-oo-oo-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# oh, you earworm-peddling twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *sniffs*
You have the voice of an angel
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I've had that song in my head all morning
after watching this

youtu.be/LEGlLzASIM8
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ahh, love that song. Which is oddly also at the end of Hobo with a Shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
I got that from Lovefilm and sent it back without watching it. I'll have to get it again now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
Quack quack oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# and now they've nobbled DLT
i bet he been sweating like a peado in a creche for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I need your clothes, your boots, and your glowsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKAURFR2a2E
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# :D mental
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Haha, more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Oh god YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I accidentally clicked "I like this" on your post instead of "Reply"
Now I'm stuck in an infinite inescapable loop of liking this, please help.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# 10 "I like this!"
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# haha :D
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
Inspired by (and inferior to) this classic
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# haha
You owe me a new down key.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# :D
more! less!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Disturbing and ace.
It's like he snorted a scroll wheel through a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# not long enough


Click for bigger (477 kb)

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I love this!
Am I out of my mind?!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Epic truth.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# this gave me flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i'm not entirely sure what i'm seeing here
but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Holy shit, this is glorious! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Conan, what is best in life?
To munch your pills n e's, feel the rhythm before you, and to see the pupil dilation of the women.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# fucking YES
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
# fucking YES
repeat
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Oy vey, my first FP.
Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# their whole lives of being loved/hated ahead of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Who's the fellow top middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# No? Nobody?
I don't recall ever seeing that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/casey/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Ah, thanks.
I'm glad I missed that particular bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# It was before my time
I just remember the face from when I was looking for something else
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Brandow's hair hasn't gotten much better since the family portrait was taken...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# And 6 of the reasons I hardly visit B3ta anymore
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Sorry mate :(
:) How are you though sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Good to see Peppers in there
Frankly superior to most of those others
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# QOTW voting time
Can you believe Scaryduck is away doing stuff AGAIN? According to twitter, this time he's having breakfast with Anne Diamond... croissants on a balcony, no doubt.

Anyways: get your voting chops around these:

a) Middle class - "My boyfriend and I have recently started getting an organic veg box. When did you know you were middle class?"
(grandmasterfluffles)

b) Charity - "Movember, Poppy appeal, Children in Need, starving Ethiopians, pious bastards who insist you live more healthily and require oodles of cash to do so. Who have you raised money for, what did you do, how did you fail to even run a mile ensuring they received nothing, how many Chuggers actively avoid you because they know what's coming and what did you do with the money you stole from the collection box? Tell all."
(Munsta)

c) Election - "'A Vote for AB is a vote for a Bat Signal in every town' - the Police Commissioner's elections are today. What's YOUR pitch for office? Alternatively, have YOU ever held an elected office?"
(Amorous Badger)

d) Suggestions you've ignored - "What wholesome advice have you ignored, to your own downfall?"




(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# a) Middle class - pretentious wankery
b) Charity - nothing but guilt tax

c) Election - Ha! yea like your vote counts

d)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Scaryduck's away doing stuff?
what, like posting on twitter?

Lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out why this shite gets posted here every week
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Please add a bar for mictoboy's suggestion, thx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# yes, please do this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# none of these will really bring out the honda accord.
i suggest you just do a question about sexual conquests, they're always good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# What was wrong with my suggestion? You miserable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Whereas these are all amazing of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# less shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:57, archived)
# poo bullet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
from the "Week In Pictures" compo.

Unrelated to the image above, but didn't want to grab a thread for a pea.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# It's so funny how we don't talk (sense) anymore
Photobucket
(EddieRobbo, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Oi, that looks familiar..
credit where credits due and all that ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Credit duly given ....
thought it may have bindun ;)
(EddieRobbo, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# No, that's my shop of Cliff I did yesterday (sans doobie)
maybe everyone thought it was so good shit that it went viral and is now a top search result on google
I like your take on it anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
thank you kindly
(EddieRobbo, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# wired for sound
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I reckon his vinyards are just a cover for massive crack cocaine factories
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# haha wouldn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Cliff ftw
C Sp
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# bahh! That'll teach me to comment without reading others'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# we all know Religion is the biggest drug

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Spliff Richard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Finally! Something that made me chuckle!

Commented AND *clicked* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ace!
I can bugger off back to twitter now *buggers off back to twitter*
bit.ly/3npCym LOL! #buggeroffbacktotwitter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I don't really understand hashtags either
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hash tags?
Eh? Hash?

There you go, you can have that. Do a pikture.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Has the compo degenerated into loldrugs already?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# pipe down, you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, archived)
# drug puns crack me up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# It's all gone to pot
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:40, archived)
# they're not important really
if you can use a search box
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, archived)
# ^ basically they're search keywords
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I'm following freebs :D
EDIT: Feels a bit cliquey
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# he used to follow me but couldn't handle it

quiter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I'm now following tons of people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Christ, this is tedious
*Unfollows nearly everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I never got into it either
I don't want to know how shite a singer so-and-so is, that's why I don't fucking watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I too would like to reply to this with praise :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Pain in vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# ahahaha YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
XTREME TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:41, archived)
# *clicks 'I like this'
without adding anything further
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# see, this is working!
happy nonsense chit chat, the warm feeling it brings in otherwise grey offices up and down the country, spread the love! comment on the picture below too!
*edit - you did as I was typing this :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:46, archived)
# I post nonsense replies to most posts as my brain is borked
Must admit it gets a bit tiresome doing that day after day when I'm lucky if I get a couple of replies in return
*oh god sounds like I'm moaning
** moves to teh Scotchland
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# *passes the prozac*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
# But can it be deep fried?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Everything can and should be deep fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] poor medical practice lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:57, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)
# One hundred and aidsey
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
"barbed wire tourniquet" would be a good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] zero calories and all the flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:30, archived)
# mummy my teeth hurt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Noms
*adds to tesco shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] that night, after tucking in the kids
after tucking in the kidsMary wanted to get really fucking high
Loves Getting HIGH!

good old Mary Psilocybins :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# :D
that's given me an idea

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# haha gotta love the green fairy :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Quck pea :D

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# cooking up?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming down from a high!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahah, that's some serious cloning effort :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Excuse me?
I hand painted each one thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] WOW! I suck at animation...

It worked better in my head (And his too I suspect!) :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Well,
I think its ace anyway.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Thanks!
It didn't help that I'm using software from the year 2000! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# But that's the future!
Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Not much has changed.
But we live underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# ^ that
However I can't help but think about all the lovely whiteness being wasted by getting into dwarfey's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# He could get some high class hookers to sniff it
in an interesting turnabout from the usual! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# That is GENIUS.
"I'm so rich hookers snort coke off me as I wipe my arse with a swan's neck."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# haha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# High praise indeed!
I love your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha
most splendid

that a WOO and a YAY from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Wheeeee! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07, archived)
# IT'S A RUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'm thinking that the coke is medicinal
Instant anaesthetic for the friction burns!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# mahahahaha!
best giggle i've had today :)))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# haha top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Gets a guffaw and a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Nose? Where he's going he doesn't need a nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# And if he keeps going
He won't have one! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Extreme
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Midget-judo- tomoe-nage-line
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
WOnderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] big ass crack pipes


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Getting away with that in public, sweet….
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# it's very more-ish
so i hear
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hell yeah
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Duuuuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# And then there was a dog!


Hands up who's lurking and can't be arsed to reply anymore?
Without lovely, lovely feedback it's not surprising people can't be arsed to post pictures.
Come on, it's a Thursday with a new image challenge, this place should be going like shit off a shovel :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I'm active to the best of my capacity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I'm here most of the time
but I don't see why I should bother posting anymore, this place is so fucking clique it's not even funny.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I think that's just because it's one small group holding the place together/keeping posting
the only way to diversify and break any sense of a clique is to encourage more posting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# "holding the place together"

small group holding court more like.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I'm not part of any clique
who are this group?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Me, Dave, Bill, Fred...
Someone's brother-in-law, and a plumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# you've got the makings of a popular beat combo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Or a Rod, Jane and Freddy
gay tribute act.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I applaud your one armed honesty :)
come on people, b3ta is a symbiotic relationship, no comments means no pictures and no pictures means no comments.
We've all got to pull our weight :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I have thirty teenagers in my library to keep an eye on
a hard multi-task keeping an eye on b3ta at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I'm going to assume you're a school librarian
and not, you know, gone Savile on us.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:41, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Busy at work, don't have the occasional couple of hours to make pics which is why I haven't posted much of late
but I admit that's no excuse to not drop the occasional one-word praise. Just lazy and clicking 'like' instead :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# there's ten new threads since i posted at 01:47
not everyone is lurking.
Ignoring maybe....

But i have concrete on it's way, so i won't be around for a while.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# there used to be 10 new threads since 9am by this point
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# All this used to be fields ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# and will be again
(patella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# getting rid of another snitch? *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I wonder how many people stopped posting when the "i like this" button appeared
for a lazy person it takes all the effort out of appreciation
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I'd click the "I like this" button, but it's too much effort
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# it used to be the case that even if people didn't like something
they would still spend 10 seconds saying hi or welcoming a new person.

I guess the trend for creative nonsense and puerile humour is waning.
People grew up and the young'uns are too busy playing Xboxtendos
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Nice that people click their appreciation
Has the button ever in the past been only available to donators?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# nope it's open to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# * I like this *
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# to be honest I think it's the morals of a heavy handed mod(s) and the nasty lynch mob mentality that's to blame
for chasing a fuck load of old b3tans away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Bring back maiden and clay :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Where is maiden these days?I learned lots from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# why has maiden quit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# What happened to maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I'll ask her on Facebook......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# she has me of ignore 2.0 but I heard she spat her dummy out again
something about being in the top 3 of a challenge and not getting the credit she deserves in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# which clique do we need to join to hear those rumours? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# not rumours..I was told about it and came here, wasn't logged in and seen the strop myself.

and I'm too outspoken to be in a clique.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# 2012 is definitely shaping up to be b3ta's most contentious year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# AND IT'S ONLY JUST STARTED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, archived)
# thankfully the world ends on 22nd December
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Awwww, not again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Most forums I read are slower than they used to be, not just b3ta.
My theories are either that people prefer to share a joke or opinion on Twitter because they prefer the speed of that, or that simply forums tend to grow up with their users.

I'd imagine that the average b3tan age is probably 30-something now, an age where you tend to also lose interesting friends in the real world to marriage, babies and mortgage talk.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I think Twitter is to blame for the lack of chit chat
I still don't see the appeal of the damn thing though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I think people like its speed,
though I personally prefer forums precisely because they are slower and so you usually get more thought-out conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Yep true.
My other forums have slowed right down, I put it down to Twitter and Reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# yup twitter for me, I'd rather post there than here.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I don't really get twitter
Seems to be all footballers slagging each other off and getting into trouble for it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# there's a lot of funny out there as well

don't use twitter for sport and my following celebrities is limited.
I just spew my caustic opinion on what's on my tv, and post pictures.
it's a bit like being on /board/talk without the wankers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I didn't know you could post pictures?
*re-evaluates life*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# The stream of consciousness element of Twitter is still quite bewildering to me.
I don't really give a fuck what some random person is looking at/eating/thinking about doing right now.
I use it, but mostly just to keep up with bands, artists, directors and TV shows I admire/enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# \o
Simple truth is I've run out of ideas, I had very few to begin with, and they've completely dried up.

Also, I don't really understand the drugs thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# same her on both counts
Extreme drugs? thats just going to be extreme sports and stuff with a spliff in their hand surely?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I'm going through a lean spell with teh hummus (not that I've ever had much) at the mo aswell
I blame the torries :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# FUCKING TORRIES
COMING OVER HERE AND STEALING OUR TORR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I think it still can depend on the compo to some extent.
This one requires some thought and image research, whereas ones like "animate an album cover" have lots of imagery and can be done quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I like compos that I get in my head way before photoshop is opened up
Or ones that wake me up with an idea, rather than ones that keep me awake trying to think of one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# *looks sheepish*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:15, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# \o
Work commitments are getting the better of me but I always have a quick look during lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Present
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# b3ta is DEAD...get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# 'Ning all!

Shipping Forecast
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Oh bravo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:49, archived)
# floaty light

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Oooh I like this...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# That is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# This is lully!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# wow that is light!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!
Best of all the beacons
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Heehee floaty house!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# That's heavy, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Wow, that is superb.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha
that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's just get this out of the way already, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I think this should win
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# It did take me a while to find it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] yup
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Reefer Brapness!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] HEY BUDDY GOT A LIGHT?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Stop, drop and roll
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Mmmmmorning satire.

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Oh Raymond
you daft cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Ooo biting!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I should be on bloody telly with this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Well well, I didn't know that polar bear liver can kill.
Thanks for the edumacation.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Too much vitamin A
Or D. Can never remember which. One of my fave facts evah, I think it was in Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Sorry, just had to do an up-to-date remake of a classic B3ta image…..

(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# crackin' goal(s) fae ibrahimovic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# magenta balls just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTREME DRUG TAKING


This week's task is to design extreme ways to ingest drugs. Lets see some shotgun paracetamolling, crystal meth paragliding and cocaine bungee. Challenge by HappyToast. Challenge image by HappyToast. Unconnected to Red Bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
# OK let's do this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well. Tum-ti-tum.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Ah. Two things that Scots can be proud of
Our heritage and exceptional drug abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] heroin rodeo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# this is life
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself, now go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Well,
thats best you'll get out of me for this challenge.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Kudos for the reflection.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# That's the worst pun
since...oh...last week's compo
(rogerzilla, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Theme song based on a tune originally whistled by HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:25, archived)
# RIGGED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] And I may compo this should drugs win...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:39, archived)

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