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[challenge entry] bit of a heavy habit
(rogerzilla, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Haha
Typical night out then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ahahahaha
that's one expensive coke habit
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10880366
(herman:D, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme boinkering. Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# would :D
 
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:28, archived)
# man that is one giant bifta
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
saw this Made these.



(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:41, archived)
# nice ones
we haven't had any new icons in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Cheers.
Is it the endtimes and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# No, that's the 21st December
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:28, archived)
# rob doesn't love us anymore
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Also, how do they announce when they have some new ones in?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Cheersy weirsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Awesome!
That is absolutely woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Then I'm glad.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I'm amazed he didn't get bitten there.
Silly lion.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:04, archived)
# She :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPVqXPD2EtU
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# On an industrial scale!
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:17, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# :D love the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
# To be fair, he's only snorting one line
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice hand shake
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Upgrade to 2 straws.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:52, archived)
# awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:50, archived)
# not pictured: tiger blood
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# is that Willow?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# nee naw
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# :D
Ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Heads you win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Smashing.
I see his mate's gone home.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Disney Jabba is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
# de wanna wonga
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Ahahahah, excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:50, archived)
# You've changed Mutated Monty
Also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)
# what she said^
YaY
(herman:D, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Reminds me of
How to Get Ahead in Advertising
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# buys for elevetydred pounds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# i got things of my own going on cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# "i gangnam artist"
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:06, archived)
# And just where
the hell have you been eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# sildifying
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I went there
once, it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:57, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# MORE FLAP PLS!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# FLAP FOR A HAPPY INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
# This makes me feel comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for horse?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Smack the pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# :D
horsey horsey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# :D
Smack on the pony ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Day of the Ghosts
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608



A little self-help idea I've been tossing round of late.

Rather than just moping about how the board is a shadow of its former self how about something a bit more positive.

Reach out and tap up any former b3tans that you may still be in contact with either through other social media or *gasp* actual human contact and try and persuade them to come out of the wilderness for a short while one day only a week on Wednesday. Post an image hang around for a bit chat nonsense that sort of thing.

If they then want to slope off back to wherever then hunky dory. If it encourages a few people back into a bit more activity then even better!

I've picked a Wednesday as it's the day when everyone is generally getting a bit tired of the last image compo and things are at a fairly low ebb hummus-wise.

I've no idea if the Pac-Man ghost has already been done as an icon but I needed something to include as an image :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# If they have left here for Facebook, then good fucking riddance.
Lure them back for a day, then we should steal their sweets and dinner money and throw their homework in the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# that's the friendly spirit we're after!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# indeed
Power to the Purpleยก
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Actually it's a good idea.
There are several high profile former b3tans on Tw*tter. Sure I've seen Zak McFlimby on there and Bovine is definitely there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Put the word around!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Done.
b3ta day of the ghosts b3ta.com/calendar/eventโ€ฆ Ex b3tan? Come back, all is forgiven. #b3ta— Smallbrainfield (@Smallbrainfield) No
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Amazingly it is working.
A couple of ex-b3tans have replied, though one is probably not coming. Thanks for the re-tw**ts those of you that have done so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Nice one. I've asked Rob to mention it in a newsletter, and stick it on his **itter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# :)
I went on my Facebook account today for the first time in weeks, purely to check everything was still set to private. Apparently Facebook is now automatically creating 'couple' pages for anyone in a relationship. *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I wonder if they'll do 'illicit affairs' pages too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Give it time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# something tells me it'll be women signing the couples up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# bloody women eh?
Eh?
Who's with me!


(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# dunno . . .
some woman?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# No need for that as
it's doing it automatically. Facebook doing something without asking, surprise, surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I've already had mine set up. Apparently I'm seeing a Mrs Palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# and her five lovely daughters?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, archived)
# paedo
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Ha!
Nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Don't forget to wipe bogeys on their lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# *glowers*
I never left


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha! Shhh, we weren't talking about you, you cheeky lurker, you.
we weren't talking about you you cheeky lurker you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# get a job, hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# No way dude, everyone knows that's where they extract all your karma.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Ooooo
suck my left one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# ONLY WINKING CAN RESET HER SMILE
tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Stroke?
Or was that all her energy used up to wink?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Speaking of icons, can some clever person do a Boba Fett icon
it would be ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Am I to assume that Pac Man ghost is the GC of the icon world?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I must admit to being surprised that Pacman/Ghost icons don't already exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Wrong ghost, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Pretty sure pac-man is there
Would be v surprised if the ghost wasn't.

Basically though I just needed to knock something up as an image so I didn't get snapped at, and it seemed the path of least resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# If they do exist, no-one on b3ta has ever used them since I've been here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# The Pacman ghost's not one of the 53 I have a choice from....
...so I doubt it's ever been available, although I don't have a pacman either...

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Thought as much.
Thanks for the heads up, Henny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I've been a bit absent of late
but I'm studying for an accountancy exam which is as exciting as it sounds
(I try and pop my head round the door when I can)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ghostist
I don't know anyone :( but I do have a lovely elderly cornish couple living next door who I could introduce, unfortunately I can't understand a word they say and they don't have teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# That is a bit of a spanner in your idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Just bring them to the next bash then.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmm b3ta bash with cream teas & pasties
Noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I'm washing my hair wednesday..
It's difficult nowadays!
Can't b3ta on work computers, I can't use my phone for b3ta all day and I have patients to see!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Nae problemo - it'll be going throughout the day, and even if people jost pop in and say hi and then scarper it'll still be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Do a tw**t and we can retw**t it.
That way any miscreants on the periphery will spot it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# My **itter is quite full of w*rk people! Including my boss. Not sure if I want to announce quite as publicly that I'll be spending the better part of that day playing on b3ta!
Feel free to t**et the link to this thread though :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Heh, good point.
See ^ a bit nearer the top, I've done a tw**t.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers. I'll drop Rob a line and see if he can do something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I'll set a reminder....
*hunts for b3ta platforms and star shades*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Found 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# whoop whoop!
Let's fuck some shit up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# YES
Still one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hard Beat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I don't want
anyone tapping me up thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# then you're on the wroooong website!
*taps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I remember
when all this were fields.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *taps up*
too bad!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Blimey it's already working...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# UNNNC!
*holds hands out*
Hurry, I've got to get off the train!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# *50p*
/way too late


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# MOGGY!!! COME BACK!!! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# She set up an account, just hasn't used it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:17, archived)
# omg! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
# how do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
This is normally when I'd expect Fnord to suddenly appear
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
# i think the people who mope about b3ta being a shadow of its former self should just kill themselves
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:31, archived)
# i see......
lemmings!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Erection inspection
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I think
you might have Roses and Heroes mixed up there, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Roses have Bourneville in now, and no nuts. Its mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Great Scott
NOTHING IS SACRED. NOTHING. SOMEBODY TELL THE TOPIC JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# It's alright, Bourneville isn't proper dark chocolate anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Its the end days.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# And no coconut in Roses now, either?
We was robbed, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I believe so, I miss the Turkish delight one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury_Roses
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, the taste of christmas
but where are the coffee creams?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# None of them have Coffee Creams now
Times have really changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# it's coffeeist is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Someone needs to import Italian 'Pocket Coffee'.
Runny espresso centres, for a real caffeine slap in the chops.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Burning in the 9th level of Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# yet another reason to avoid heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Gah! Sorry for posting WORDS above you!
Hopefully it's in a good and positiv cause.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# No problem whatsoever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Orange AND strawberry cremes for me please :) and Woo!
Quality Street reminds me of a Christmas a few years ago where I received 3 tins of the stuff from 3 different people.
Took me til February to get through 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You live like a king.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I was pooping like a king afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# *Auto-Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# POR FAVOR NO MOLESTAR GARCIAS


Click for bigger (80 kb)
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# The wrestling is on around about tea-time.

But only on a Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# But- whu?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# What has Molestar done to deserve that?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# My latest invention is coming along nicely...

cfb
...it's in need of an articulated thrarching lever. Any ideas where I can get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# does it make glow-in-the-dark noses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Not yet
But it does make hear-in-noise knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# useful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha click for big being in full technicolor was a nice surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THE PRESENT FUTURE, IT'S GARISH AND EVERYONE IS FORNICATING
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I like.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know what it does, but I bet it does it very well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:54, archived)
# It's a portable device
I thought it was pretty obvious what it actually does. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# they have an articulated thrarching lever here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSOFIJdfwM
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Excellent!
I've already rimmed the satchel-arm. A bevelled spill-trunion, hmmm..., could come in very handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# looks just the ticket for doing a thing that i've been putting off for ages
if I remember what it was i'll be in touch.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Just let me know when you need it.
You'll need to supply power. It takes 6 x 12V truck batteries.


You will also have to remove a wall or two if you intend to use it indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Very nice.
Perhaps George Aligiah could help.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Perhaps he could.
I'll need someone to hold the grollider-flange whilst I'm welding the levital sprocket in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# yiff on that, you hairy twat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# it's a traversty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# i have the strangest urge to listen to money for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# now those are some good molesting hands
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# DLT loves a chewie
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I'm amazed we all survived the seventies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# guess which kind of 'artistic' photography he does
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# dave lee traversty
edit: oh dammit i've been mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# mwahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Radio 1 Xmas party 1978*




* Not really!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids shouldn’t go to those parties……
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Mental
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# no
they're hyper enough without it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Sugar snorters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# haha awesome
the original gif made me laugh for weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Yes to this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] windproof cocaine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Walk the line man, walk the line
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Proper highwire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Genuinely creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# pfft
what a strange and melancholy image
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I watched a programme about this chap the other day
It was ace
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Filth.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# moar yiffery!
or big tittied ninjas, what ever you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# it's like a poster for the Simpsons Sex Movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# It looks like the wurst* taste combination ever.
*sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Thatsalaming
I expected such a bad pun to come 'furter down in the replies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# meat/pun
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Is such sauce age appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Don't ask Savile, Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Mobile Tech------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# now draw a rhino in a mankini trying to get to grips with a skipping rope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Me spinning around
and bored at work, nothing original or particular funny.

(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# or, in fact, there
EDIT: ah, there you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# you'll be sick
Almost 11 years and only 75 posts! what on earth have you been doing in between?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# teaching the bloke in the background to get his jacket on and off really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# he's clearly a bloody good teacher
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I'm
teaching him now, he's a bit of a slow learner.
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I've been in
hiding! I think b3ta was blocked in my last place of work but I'm back on it now!
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Yay!
it's all gone a bit shit of late, but we're making an effort to reclaim the glory days, so you're just in the nick of time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# So I haven't really missed much then?
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# inventing twitter
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I'm starting to feel sick watching this.
You have to do another one going the other way to restore the balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I feel a bit sick
after making it.
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# RESTORE THE BALANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hopefully
When management leave I'll make another one, should give me enough time to make something more original.
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Crikey, that bloke at the back can take his jacket off and on really quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# can't he just
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# YES



Edit: if you watch it for a bit it's like watching the lights on a police car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:12, archived)
# he's no juliet bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Even though the balance is restored,
I find this more disturbing.

Like some sort of fearsome engine.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Ha!
That's quality!
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Maybe a cleverer version
of this would be every rotation I lose a layer of hair until I end up bald and beardless.
(happylobster, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] i took some extreme drugs...EXTREME DRUGS!...........compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...I'M BATMAN!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# nonsense dear boy, I'm just doing the batusi
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# extreme teletubbying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# DDRRRUUUUGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# not right now, i'm off my tits on camomile tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# shark in a sulk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I don't know if that's male or female, but it has some nice thigh right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Take Drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Drugs--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Oh this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:51, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Carpet burns ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cup of extreme tea anyone?
(nattydread, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# nothing more extreme than a nice sit down and a cuppa
;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
#
Indeed old chap!
(nattydread, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# it's sell like hotcakes though
as would hotcakes to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I really want a cup of sweet cannabis tea with a toasted teacake now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# it'd be rude to refuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Well you can get coca tea, so why not...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Went to the Mellow Yellow in Amsterdam several years ago
They said they didn't have any food except cannabis cake, and no tea except for cannabis tea. So there I was, with a spliff in hand, alternately eating said cake and drinking tea whilst reading a copy of High Times. Good holiday :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)

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