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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Jehovah,
there's gonna be some dancing this Christmas!!
*click*
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:02, archived)
# :D
oh, herman
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Where's the beans?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Haha

(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Spork long and Prosper
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Seams fine to me.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Excessive font-matching
if you ask me...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# 2day 2suicide
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I was rissing so I checked the news.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck. One more reason, as if I needed another, to hate the royals.

Woo to the pic, though.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I don't think the royals have been directly linked with the murder
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Indirectly perhaps
If this one wealthy family weren't still perpetuating the myth that they are better than other people, the pregnancy would hardly be deemed newsworthy, let alone front page news. If it wasn't in the papers, the radio hosts wouldn't have tried to make what started out as a harmless topical prank call. And if the media weren't trying to milk every last headline out of this pregnancy, there'd be no articles demonising the nurse, publicly shaming her.

Nobody's to blame particularly.... just our fucked up British class system. :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Sorry - utter bollocks you are spouting.
This is another paperazzo fuckin death - end of.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Did the paparazzo actually bother her?
Don't think she was even named in the papers before her death and I can't imagine there would be much of a story from her perspective.

If anyone, I'd imagine that most pressure would have come from hospital management looking for a scapegoat.

That said, Mrandrist makes a good point:
www.b3ta.com/links/903787
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Your point and Mrandrist accepted :)
... perhaps I over-egged the Pap-point when I should have said 'popular media' which is becoming increasingly singular about tiny points of interest...
For example Radio 5 Live played her voice multiple times on their various trails throughout the days (my fave radio station due to lack of shit music) ... mainstream media
played her voice on the news bulletins while the story was 'funny'.
All I'm saying is that ... an unecessary death was caused and two bloody kids have no mum.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# What he said.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Where are these "articles demonising the nurse" of which you speak?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)
# That's what they said about Princess Di
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# o_O
WTF is this with the lurkage?

Besides, TOAP. Also, it needs more D-Notice, Royals, Lizards and Green Blood.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:47, archived)
# The dangers of using stock photos...


Cropped from the Daily Mail. Sorry.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Being a happy couple can't be good =)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry] In the meadow we can build a snowgan...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Lovely work as always.
Shame no-one's here to see it :(
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:58, archived)
# people are about, they just can't be arsed to reply
because the internet has become about consuming not contributing
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm here.
Butters always comes up tramps.

Sorry, trumps.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# *trumps*
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Oh yes, another corker!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I love how unhappy the snowman is. Fucking excellent stuff.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahhaahaha
Wogan loves a mounted bummimg
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Woo nicely :D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:19, archived)
# fecking ace you fecker ;)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
# These must be taking you ages :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# I had them already drawn with pencil a few weeks back
I was wanting to make a short Wogan film in time for Christmas, but I was busy working on other stuff so had to abort it.
But when this week's image challenge came along, I thought I might as well pen and colour what I had so far, so they didn't go to waste.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
# That would have been an interesting film
I'd love to see how the storyline went, from Wogan making a snowman to making its cock, to fucking it, to jabbing a candy cane (or whatever) up his bellend... He'd have had one hell of a Christmas.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:35, archived)
# there was an elf wogan and a reindeer wogan who appeared as well
then they all had an orgy

classic

edit: and this was to be the soundtrack www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjyKGs7I7Oc
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Haha - Dirty Wogan :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:11, archived)
# woh
and yaaargh
superduperygoodbadness
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:30, archived)
# i'm really not sure thats what parson brown ment
but he was a snowman priest and probably loved a bit of buggery.

WOOYAY!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 2:49, archived)
# oh jeeeze
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Brilliant
*builds Buttersball* *bums*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# ah Tel...
I remember back in the day when he liked nothing more than to cock your leg up on a small wall
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A flower for B3ta this Christmas
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Peadonations?
*have a click from myself sir!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It's a christmas flower,
you might have to filename.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It’s his favorite reindeer....
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# ...was...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# BAM - +10 HEADSHOT and another +20 for Distance!
Piss Beer FTW!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That'll hurt in the morning.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Nice:D
head shot
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:30, archived)
# worms
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:13, archived)
# YES!
this is exactly how I feel!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# braaaiiinnnssss
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# omnomnomnomnom nom nom nom nom
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Woooargh!
awesome
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Loves this a lot
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# fab!
annawoogoesrightheresoIrecall
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I like your style chop
I reckon these would make good t-shirts (though that may apply to all the good pics on the board).
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a MONSTROUS Christmas!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Saint Nick is about to get a new A-hole. How Pit iful.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Become vengeance, David.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# King Kong Merrily On High.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# HaHa!!! Nice one!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:24, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Simply having a goatse christmas time
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Eww.
Please, Santa, bring me some Mind Bleach for Christmas.

Just don't drink it on the way here.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# hehehe
he's been drinking, officer! kill him!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:05, archived)
# another year gone already

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# WHOA!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# oh man that's horrible
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# after several days of poor nutrition Xmas food
I expect I will
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Have an old pea

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# haha eww
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# dusts this one off
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# classy
but still sexy. 9/10
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:15, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:28, archived)
# :D
fucking repost:)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Gripping stuff.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Never thought I would post this one again!

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Ho Ho
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Where is he taking those children?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# HAAhaaha
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:39, archived)
# hahahaha braw :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:05, archived)
# nice one
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
#


Either no-one gets this, or it's shite!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Steampunk Minecraft: Nailed it or failed it?
My latest endeavour of boredomness is to create a floating island steampunk town in Minecraft Tekkit.

The only problem is, steampunk is all about the details, and minecraft isn't best known for being detailed!

Here is my first attempt. What could be improved upon? suggest other steampunk style houses, as i can't just copy and paste the same one over and over.



Click for bigger (440 kb)

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha my KIDS play Minecraft, you big baby!
/also plays Minecraft. ;)

It looks like a good start, but needs more rivets, brass, pipes and cogs.

Edit: also needs a large magenta cock. This is b3ta after all.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# There are cogs in Tekkit
but not placeable ones :(
rivets can be done, i guess.
brass... hmm, not sure you can make brass blocks, let me look into that!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ask Lewis or Simon!
;)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Simon and Lewis are the worst builders ever!
I'd rather ask Duncan or Sjin!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Gold might do at a push.
As for rivets, I reckon you should build a steampunk texture pack.

Call it Rivets Galore! You can have that name for free.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ^this^
lol! Minecraft FTW!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Steampunk?
Some might consider this to be of that genre :)
/edit Oops, sorry. Meant to say nice pic :D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# OK, after having stepping back and taking a look
i realise it's utter shit.

I've decided to start my floating Steampunk town with an AirShip



Click for bigger (375 kb)

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Hurd is the word
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# :o)


Cue Smash Monkey drooling...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# well, maybe just a quick drool
as i have to be off home before the morlocks come out
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:18, archived)
# haha
I used to say that
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:39, archived)
# kabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddikabaddi
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:58, archived)
# :D
I met him once surprisingly nice chap for a Tory
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# haha
reminds me of buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, which only makes sense if you know that an obscure reflexive verb in american english is "buffalo" meaning "to bully"
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# where's his ass?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# A Sad Ass Salad?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# that's not something I expected to see today
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# hahahah
YES!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Douglas not so fucking Hurd herd heard
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Someone has a nemesis.

previously
Also: Has anyone else tried one of those Tango flavoured candy canes yet?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Sick to the list?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# DAMN YOU
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# ...............F**K.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# :o)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# This is one of the reasons I always bring it to B3TA first.
You guys are my proof readers :D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# "We're gonna sick to the list"
Freudian or deliberate?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# GAAAH. Let it go. That was years ago :D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Some transgressions will never be forgotten.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# or forgiven...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# That's my wife (but without the yiff-ears).
Also, is "sick to the list" a Freudian slip or a satirical typo underlying the over-excesses of the season? ;-)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# got 2 boxes
but no tango ones
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# hang on
what animals are they again? squirrels are vegetarian
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Fictional meat is OK, I think
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I'm surprised no one has asked the question "What do the, no doubt anthropomorphised, cows in this comic think of hamburgers?"
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# If they go to the park are there normal-sized squirrels playing in the trees?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:46, archived)
#
only if their parents are there to supervise. I hear they like the swings best
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Haven't we seen Scarlet address a cow before?
Thus confirming that the cows are not antrofo... antithro... furried?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
#
The Boys are buying the Christmas meat (in) this year.?.?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:28, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hull --->
:D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# awful
click
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# *gasps*
oh, i say! this is slightly beyond even my levels of tasteless
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ris, I'm afraid.
And it seems I'm missing out on something awful :(

Ok, I got it, I've just read the UK news.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Jesus Christ, that is really quite sad.
:-(
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oof
I hope those twat DJs feel shit
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# > to the /links mobile
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Fuuuu....
woah!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# That's the first coincidental death.
Damien's going to be a popular name next year...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Erm, well.......
:-/
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# See what happens when you cross the Windsors, eh?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Ouch. Click. Etc.


As you are now my official news-source. I made this especially
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Oh fuck :(
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# YIKES
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# straight to Hull with you
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13, archived)
# WTF
Hahahaha
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Fucking Beautiful
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# creepy & incomprehensible


The questions that spring to mind are innumerable....
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I think you wanted links
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Really?
I forgot the linky part...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho ho ho, Snappy Christmas!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# thing about santa is
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh?
.. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kinder Toy spill out all over the dock.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# he's not on the ocean, he's in a sleigh!
i don't think he'll ever go in the ocean again after what happened yesterday
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Happy Fiat
I never post but was quite happy with this gif I made for a Car/Movie pun FB page so thought I would share with you guys :)

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# have a click from me :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Resilient little bugger isn't he!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# *groans*
*giggles*
*clicks*
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Happy Panda?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Thats a 500
And no fiats are happy....
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
PENGZILLA!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/runs
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Hehehe =D
Nice lurkage!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Fiat lurks?
And a big *click* for the original pic. Made oi larf.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Nice.
Post stuff here, not on FB. Facebook will drive all its users slowly insane.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:28, archived)
# great stuff
^and what monkeon said
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My mate once drove home from Blackpool and all the way people were flashing their headlights and honking horns at him. When he got home he found a very dead gull spreadeagled across the front of the car. He had to prise it off with a garden fork.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Very nice. Click.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# ok this one is good
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
I love the name of that chain of shops. Unpretentious and to the point
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# your attention to detail with the bubbles in the bottle is quite remarkable ;)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# why is it that i always have to click the "i like this" button when i see your stuff?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# heheheh
tres bien !
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha, this had better win
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# sign fallage LOLz
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahaha IT'S ROONT
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:35, archived)
# YaY Beer :D
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:36, archived)
# A lovely pair of ornaments.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# mine are made of chocolate
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# unhand my baubles at once!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I did not see this coming
as the blindfolded actress said to the bishop.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)

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