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# After the queens speech we always like to play
(rubbish monkey eh?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I have this figure before.....I am sure....
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:34, archived)
# JUICY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Merry things and a happy new thing to you.
The Snowman. cfb.

Homestead Alone. cfb.

The Nightsister Before Christmas. cfb.

#StarWarsThing.
Bigger after the click.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Triple whammy! \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# nice work
i'm rissing on the last one though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talzin

It's a more specialised reference, I'll give you that ;)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# All excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Hoth! Hoth! Hoth!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Saw this on Facebook. Had to be tattyshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# took me a second...{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# That's why she left me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# For the sake of balance.

Copped out of the font matching.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:06, archived)
# That reminds me of Will Self's wonderful
come back on Question Time the other week...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j5nG1QLh7U
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Good old-fashioned barefaced hypocrisy.
They just don't get it or rather, don't want to. Partly as a result of prohibition we now have a welter of untested, relatively new and adulterated chemicals on the market.
'stops ranting'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
youtu.be/ZmuFTF-z32U
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# That pipe!
I was transporting pot form San Francisco to Los Angeles in 1980, when I got pulled over and busted. I'll always remember the cops saying "Leafy green", like they were going to bring it home and smoke it, the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
# 'Comin' into Los Angeles, bringin' in a couple of keys.'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Great tune.
I didn't know that was Arlo Guthrey. And he's still alive. God the internet is great.

I remember being in a marching band in 1974. We brought a kilo of Oaxacan back in our underwear. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Only just got it.
Took me about 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:15, archived)
# thats quite a crop
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 23 Dec 2012, 4:41, archived)
# Ironically, big fan of legalization that I am, I don't use the stuff.
www.b3ta.com/board/10900012
I just like the music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev69AoBWaGw
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Indeed, life goes on. Sometimes in a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! coopergreen So far out of the demo, I'm on my way back, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Life is better with pie...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Oh, I say
top hole.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:15, archived)
# 'Yay' for image
but 'click' for "From the sea-tossed kitchens of Sara Lee".
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:03, archived)
# As a lot of you know, it would have been Valins b3ta day today.
As it seens like a lot here still miss him I sugested then organized a little b3ta day celebration thread (Mentioned in the calander) in his honour to remeber the joy he bought to the board.

Since then we have sadly lost another well liked member.

But life goes on, and I made this to celebrate and remember Valin.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# nicely
sry, I haven't made an image - haven't done one for aaages
can't get any enthusiasm together
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I know what you mean, I couldn't think of anything for this untill the last minute.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I think I would like to raise this issue:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:25, archived)
# gone but not forgotten
unlike this fella, who is so far gone he's forgotten his instrument
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Awe, cute kitty is cutest thing ever....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Cute kitty dance :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# aww he's cute ;D :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# It's got those moves....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:54, archived)
# tambourine tom cat !
knows how to shake it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:16, archived)
# All down to Valin sporting the headscarf so well...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# In memory
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# strums along :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Classic guitar..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# ACE! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:17, archived)
# He's rocking those tunes out ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:37, archived)
# awwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# \o/
The look of sheer concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:48, archived)
# What he lacks in tecniquel ability, he make up for in rythem!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Ha about the same level of musical ability as me :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Tiedye tiddles...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# cats gone wild
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Speedcore demon...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# The look of concentration
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# The comments of mindpiss. {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I Was Even going to use the word sheer as well !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:19, archived)
# that's lovely :D :D


i've made a little spacky gif in his memory...
first learned to put them together after dissecting some of his :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Elfish Elvis tripping tonight!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:35, archived)
# *raises a glass to Valin and hopes he, printmeister and all the others are having fun wherever they are*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# ^ this too
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# If there is a Heaven...
The concert list up there is going to far beter than anything down here!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ^very this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:41, archived)
# *burps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# *raises a glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Still sorely missed
Hard to think of someone more generous of spirit. He commented on just about every pic or video I ever made, here and elsewhere. Usually with a completely off the wall comment of course! But always supportive.
Soon after we lost him, the TO and I gave him a Cameo appearence in a vid. I'd love to have seen what he said about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH9h9iQRK_c
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# :-) We'll alaways have Paris
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Nicely done
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# haha, aces..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# ha
I like his magical opening haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Nicely Valinated
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 4:12, archived)
# I don't trust that guy trying to push his nob into that lute..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Yay, if he were still here I would have guessed it was him :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Woo :)

^only new thing I have - hummus running on empty
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:35, archived)
# eeew saliva on my head!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Crazy looking ugly cat, I want!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Haha he's catching the drool :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Always love this one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Handy for licking the cats screem!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# An attempt at his improvisational gif style...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# :D win
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Yay, mad as a hatter with bonus Valin :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Get the feeling he'd approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Lovely and well done.
Valins Blog lives on. Gone but not forgotten. Special guy.

looknowhere.blogspot.co.uk/

Edit: Don't know if anyone in B3ta Towers has contact with his family via some route but I would be happy to pay to keep his site online.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Yay, some super stuff on there...
Edit: if it's blogspot, won't it just be there forever..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Blogspot is free, so
it should hopefully stay up as long as blogspot is around, unless they remove blogs which aren't updated for X amount of time.

I guess if you make a backup then if it goes down, you could always re-claim the domain and upload it again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# out on the piss very shortly
but had to pop in and say nicely done.
still miss the old mental, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Yay, have one for me and comedy backflip on the way home :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:14, archived)
# or a comedy climb the town centre's christmas tree
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:17, archived)
# that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Go smashy!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# really, don't
some young fella tried it in my town a few years back and landed on his head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
# indeed. nice idea, over the months it has really sunk in how the place isn't the same without him.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Yay hammer and shred! we need more of this sort of thing to redress the balance :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Lovely
Very Nice
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Ach! Forgot about this.
Glad to see others didn't - nicely done, guys and gals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Give em heaps Valin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:52, archived)
# <3
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
Kangaroos have three vaginas.



Source: 1227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
# So they fantasize about have all 5 holes filled at the same time!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# ears, nostrils, mouth, arse, vag, vag, vag
that sounds like 9 to me.

add a double skull fuck and we're up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I like your thinking here :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Nigel Tufnell's favourite animal shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Can a kangaroo's pouch be fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Find out.
Give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Intersting night in for you when your wife puts on her kangaroo costume then!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Would
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Did.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Is there anything
you wouldn't? *Checks kettle fearfully*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Nope.
Let me think...er....nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Born to gangbang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# this seems inaccurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Ag65dEJpY - see 4:22
(speedevil, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 4:21, archived)
# I was going to say I wouldn't
trust any video with that amount of wow and flutter but at 5:13 the three lady-gardens are revealed.
You have been slain by your own sword, Sirrah...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Sewer girl is watching your Christmas.


my plan is to make it part of a bigger pic with all sorts going on, but a lot of work to do to finish this bit first.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# dyed your hair for Christmas?
Mrs Toast is trying to decide between Blue, Green or purple at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Blue.
Without doubt. As for me, grey is very 'in' this season. The above pic has certain artistic licence.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# it's been blue for the last couple of months, I'm thinking she should go back to candyfloss pink
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
# That's grate!*
*Gets my coat ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# would you sewer, if she touched your man-hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Ouch!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Cowabunga, dude !
Oh sorry, wrong sewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Mmmmm...........
An attractive lady-woman.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# That's nice as ever.
But I am seeing her crawling out of someone's belly-button. I think I've seen one too many Cyriak animations. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I can't decide
If she came out more murderous zombie or latest Lynx advert :/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Drraaaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssssss.
Zombie plumber, I reckon.


Hmmm... is it just me or is the combination of a Lynx ad and a zombie plumber setting the scene for a very disturbing mash-up movie. X-p
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I think she's in the bangles!*
You've got to admire my rate of shite jokes here!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:34, archived)
# needs more ninja turtles
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Thank you, and everyone else
I can only apologise that they lose a lot making them small enough to post on the board. My software does not compress kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:52, archived)
# ^This
www.b3ta.com/board/10900150
(herman:D, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# fake, no penguin
also woo, it's lully that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# The penguin is in the sewer
pissing off rats.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:52, archived)
# CHUD!!!!
(gijoel, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:33, archived)
# She is...
...probably a 'drain' on your computers resources.

I'll get me cloak
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Comic Sans is based on a font from a Batman comic...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Sorry monkeon!
no posts for ages then I post same time :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I'm sure both will be on the board for
at least a 12 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I wish I could say
It was just down to the time of year, but I'm not sure it is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:59, archived)
# This is absolute genius.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Haha, wonder what all the little astrixs and things in the fight scenens turn into to!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Interesting news in Italy atm. 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha, he's like a stubborn turd.
Symptom of a bad diet, Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:49, archived)
# 15
Just the age he likes :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Simon Bates classifies this movie as Bunga-bunga.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it still count if the facts are not entirely accurate?


I've been trying to spread this rumour for the past 5 Christmases.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Bum-candles to you!!!
Direct from the 15th Century!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I'm sure that was a rejected Two Ronnies sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# You're right, of course
but it was rejected due to the section about rubber plugs...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# lol
Canned dills \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Yay happy candles :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# You just nom'd it all yourself!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:52, archived)
# the queen with a cave for a face

i don't know why i got the urge to shop this, but i do know it's going to haunt my nightmares now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Should make this
year's christmas speech rather echo-y.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Creepy as fuck.
No wonder Will & Kate are staying at her mums.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Queen Mother Shipton.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# 22/12 the day I saw the queens dark cavernous hole
*never forgets
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# *goes spelunking*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# all over her face?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# That stalactite proves
that she's at least a million years old...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Having no real qualifications, lots of old game characters
now work in alternative therapy...


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
You must defeat Chaise Longue to stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Like when Mr Do got that summer job apple picking and dropped a massive heavy apple on the farmer, killing him instantly. There is a moral in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Weird, I always thought Rockford had black hair that could not be seen because of the black background.
Turns out he looks more like an insect.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I love the idea
of someone playing Boulder Dash and imagining a cool 70s afro.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# To confuse matters, he actually had yellow hair...
pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1120089465-00.jpg

Perhaps he was wearing a black cap?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Pushitshitshit ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] FACT: there is no spoon.

(no arguing please, he is touchy on the subject)
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I CAN GET FOUR FOR A POUND IN LARCHFIELD STREET!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# that's the last time the waiter forgot elton john's napkin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)
#

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:40, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:40, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:47, archived)
# HARDER
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# LONGER
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# AND UNCUT
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:02, archived)
# and the 4th one should have a little bit of
jizz coming from the top
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I can hear all sorts of rubbery stretchy noises to this
Reminds me of the old mouse pointer game:
www.freegamesnews.com/en/games/2010/Cursor10alt.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# this made me chuckle :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# boing! boing! boing!
You should make a .wav to go along with each animation so we know what noise it is making.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# I had the same idea but I didn't know how to do that
maybe host the flash file with sound somewhere and include the link
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# rotatey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell Your Children! (adults only)

CFBigger less artifact-y and with footnotes
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# And as a special bonus, the woman in the lower left corner as a cheerleader.
A cheerleader for drug-crazed abandon, evidently.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I think I've spent a night with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:51, archived)
# My congratulations and condolences
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# does she still post on the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
#
Rob?
(UTB, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I think governments have this fear that if the legalised cannabis, everyone would become a stoner
and wouldn't turn up to their jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:32, archived)
# That reminds me of th.... oh SHIT, I'm late for work FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I think governments have this fear that if they legalised cannabis, they'd lose votes
and would have to deal with a lot of "Jim Doughface wants your child to be a heroin addict! Vote for Bob Custardhead, unless you're a junkie!" attack ads.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I think the governments have this fear of losing pocket-lining from the pharmaceutical companies
So many health issues and side effects could be treated with cannibas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I bet they'd make more money from taxing cannabis
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# never stopped me getting into work
they're worried about losing votes. The Daily Mail would front page any bad story about weed, it's so ingrained into its psyche and its readers prejudices
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Ironically, no one needs a nice mellow spliff more than the Daily Mail readership.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# How can that stat be accurate?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Well, lots of people have had GI effects from NSAIDs (I only included deaths, not hospitalizations)
but there are no documented cases of cannabis overdose.
Also, some cannabinoids have been shown to treat asthma and (possibly) cancer, (as well as preventing Alzheimer's), so the number may well have to be negative rather than zero.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Given that cannabis is most often smoked rolled with tobacco I seriously doubt that it has an overall positive effect on asthma
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Game over, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# now that's what you call unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:23, archived)
# With that lot ganging up on you, your chances are slim at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
# top fact!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Although Lance Henrikson was Bishop and he survived his wounds more or less to the end of Aliens.
I never count Alien 3.

But I like to see how Bill Paxton emerges from gang thug, to marine to detective. It's a life in deaths.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# whats wrong with 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ditto.
I suppose it is a bit "preachy".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:51, archived)
# WHAT AN AWESOME FACT!!11
Seriously. Big fan I am, and I never realised that.

Bollocks, wrong thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 6:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Some people are just born lucky...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
i dont mean to be an overly pedantic cunt, but strictly speaking, Bishop was killed by Ripley, not the alien. he was fucked up by the alien, but Ripley disconnects him.

okay, i DO mean to be an overly pedantic cunt.
(Matty73, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah it's shit. But...


"It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday." from here -
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/australia
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Yaar! The hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# AARRGGHHH...
You loopered me with that link. My brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Sorry, brain flatulence.
Link fxd!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Very nice!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:15, archived)
# A friends child is having nightmares about a monster he has imagined called the TOOTHCRUNCHER!
I have started drawing it for him for his Christmas present to.. erm to calm his fears. Yes, that's exactly what I am doing with this picture...I imagine it'll be even more comforting (terrifying) when it's finished.



Click for bigger (112 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Well I like it.
*fears
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Everything that gave my nightmares as a kid is precious to me now.
So carry on.

I impart the gift to a couple of hundred visitors to our house each Halloween, myself.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I hope he has a mattress protector
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:52, archived)
# that's awesome
although if i was the kid i might not think so
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# great source for future bed-wetting, perhaps haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:07, archived)
# It's lovely!
I expect his parents will be invoicing you for new bedsheets in due course.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# This should go some way to allaying the kid's fears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:34, archived)
# you're like the uncle i wish i never had
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:41, archived)

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