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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I don't know who Stephen Moffat or Reg Chapman are but
have a wooyayhoopla anyway :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
yeah but
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Is Reg Chapman the new Dr. Who?
Are you going to refuse to pay your license fee?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
i dont know
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I NEED ANSWERS
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:58, archived)
# T'was a lot wanky wasn't it?
Also, I always pictured him as a 50 year old white bloke with yellow teeth and leather elbow patches!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
hopefully next time he'll regenerate and recognise himself.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I was confused by it
but I don't normally watch Dr Who so had no idea who any character was other than Dr Who
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# This is what mofaha looks like IRL
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored

Have you all finished pleasuring your dead animals yet?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# BASTE ME YOU DIRTY FUCKER
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Til the juices run clear I gather
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha most spledid,
Trying to figure if it's looking shocked or pleasured
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Was in Aldi last night,
Their giant turkeys that were ยฃ35, reduced to ยฃ13
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Cheap for the price of a turkeys life
won't any one think of the poor little orphan turkeys :'(
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Barnardos Matthews orphanage will take them in, they thing they're beautiful
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :D
manage to avoid all the xmas nonsense today?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Yes totally :-)
Just stopped in lisenting to Frank Zappa and totally failing to try a learn to play peaches en regailier on my guitar,didn't even go out for a walk, friends never even bother asking me round anymore because they know I won't go :-)
You?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Went down beach with fluffy but 2-3 cunts wished me merry xmas
I ignored them.
Now trying to decide what film to watch on Skys NowTv free trial
Also fluffy managed to break into her food container while I was in the shower - I expect it's going to get messy later
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Those fucking inconsidrate bastards forcing their seasonal good will on complete strangers!
That's why i didn't bother going out, just to be on the safe side :-)
I'll just chanall hop later avoiding anything Christmasy!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# You'd think this mythological Jebus chap would make sure there was some decent tv on
Have you done free trials of LoveFilm or NowTv?
Last night I watched Cowboys & Aliens, it was everything and more I wanted from a film as a bonus it had Olivia Wilde in it :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:18, archived)
# No i'v not got the concentration to follow films, too long and I get bored and daydream, unless it's startrekwars.
I only really put the TV on last thing just to stare at when i'm pissed :-)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:25, archived)
# haha I suffer low attention span/short term memory loss too
I always have a films IMDb page open so I can read the synopsis and work out wtf is going on :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Sad as it sounds.
If there were a chanall playing just star trek and star wars, I would stare at that every night and never change it.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Somebody should give you the box set for xmas
oh wait :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Haha! :-)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I'm off to watch Super 8
Later :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# You're a miserable couple of wotsists
and no mistake.

Merry Christmas to you both.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Arse!
;)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:59, archived)
# there's that fine line....
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ^this
never forget the safety word :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:43, archived)
# yumm, i can almost taste it
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Moist meats is moist
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# would taste very good as part of a broodwich
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That's no ordinary sandwich :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I think your turkey's overdone... *click*
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Everybody's had her :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Aww reminds me of Norman Wisdom
Lully chap :'(
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# My wife made a typo on facebook. She got this as punishment
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# RIP poor Sprots wiv da angles :'(
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 15:06, archived)
# 4 eva in r harts
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# 4 eva in r farts
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Typing sprots instead of nobbies is some typo ;-)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# i can't read this without laughing so hard i cry
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
# MORK
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Bastard Christmas :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
# hehehehe
nice twist
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Merry cuntmass Chris...
Or something.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# A Happy New Powerchord to you and yours.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Happy Christmas B3ta, and a sad goodbye to Quincy - He wanted a Mivvi...

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
bye bye charles durning too :(
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Always on B3ta
I learn these things :(
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# i liked him best in Matlock
goodnight sweat prinze
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3tans
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:50, archived)
# hovris sharrex
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)
# yay, brilliantly done
happy christmas
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:21, archived)
# That must have taken ages :-)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# awesome !
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Fishbus
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I do not wish to ride the fish bus
 
THOUGH IT WILL TAKE YOU ANY PLAICE YOU MAY WANT TO GO
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I wouln't ride it either. The driver is hard of herring
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I used to think puns were the lowest form of wit, but it turns out rage-face comics are now the lowest
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# lol i herd the busdriver was a fish right
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# i know, right?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Happy seabass to you too :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:12, archived)
# just the thing
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:20, archived)
# What a load of carp.
Merry Fishbus to you too!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Hairy Dishfuss to you too!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# That's Brill!
And Dace!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# merry merrymas


still no hummus, but i've been learning blender so here's a dragon in a festive hat
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# but, can it be milked?
 

 
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, archived)
# can now!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# hooray!
 

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Very nice -- I wish I had patience for such things
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)
# magenta cocks *are* the highest form of art though
you can trust me, i'm an artist
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
# I always thought the hand-penned moustache on magazine models was the ultimate art form.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Woo :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Nice I love Blender 3D it's so versatile and free - I love the free part

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# freebees!
i hope to get that good at it someday, maybe
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# It's not too difficult once you get used to the awful navigation.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^this
It's the most unfriendly thing I've ever used
Although I love it for hard surface polygon modelling, plus it's the only thing that'll run on my 12 year old laptop :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This is epic :D
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 10:04, archived)
# PPPPPPPP-OOOO-----LLLLLLLLL------EEEEEEEEEE----NNNNNNNNNN!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Good kitty!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Merry Christmas all :D
 

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:41, archived)
# merry clucking xmas
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody's had your mum.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Poor turkeys wiv da angles :'(
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:20, archived)
# and the stuffing, and the gravy, forever and ever, amen
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
# deck the halls with frebase jolly
 

 
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:35, archived)
# If they're under some mistletoe, I will kiss them ALL
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:48, archived)
# "What is your new style?"
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Wolfcore!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Lady mullets ftw :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Glory to the newborn fuck!

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Merry FUCKmess!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Happy Merrymas
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Happy Tuesday all.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Merry Happymas indeed.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:04, archived)
# merry merrymerry, sanity clause
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:26, archived)
# have a happy commercial excess, all!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
# This
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:18, archived)
# HO HO HO
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Merry Christmas Pedro
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Merry Fuckmas to all!
And to all a good fuck!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Jesus Fuckst will save you
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 6:59, archived)
# He fucked on the crucifux to save us all.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Have a good'un Pedro!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:30, archived)
# mery cgrisms\z
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 2:22, archived)
# i think he better lay off the brownies and milk
very nice!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:29, archived)
# now he has to eat shit instead of creamcakes
haha, a new upload in time for christmas:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBbvntFP_XY

RIP sweet prince
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Is this a Patagonian Mara off on an exciting intergalactic adventure?
Life doesn't get much better than this
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# YaY:D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a jovial annual gift period, B3tans!
Sorry ive not been on here much of late...
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Utterly wootastic
If only all lollipops licked so good
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:19, archived)
# cool!
a bit sexeh, too
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Not the revised safety version cane
as done by Jolly Jack?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:31, archived)
# also TCFL**
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Lully.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Whoa. Excellent.
Needs moar biggerer though...
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:52, archived)
# you're right - the feets are too small
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 2:15, archived)
# Long time no see Taters! Nicely done :D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:19, archived)
# I think I suddenly have a candy cane in my pants.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# woorotic
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
needs moar candycane 2.0!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Mary looks a bit like one of those baldie dreadlock people from Battlefield: Earth
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:21, archived)
# The learned cow in the background makes this
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I like that no one is giving a fuck about the FUCKING ANGEL OUTSIDE GUYS!
IT'S HOVERING RIGHT THERE GUYS! LOOK GUYS! GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# the gift of sick
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# too much
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Grrr grrrrr!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:45, archived)
# lumpy sick
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# always the provider!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# WULF DUN A SIK.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:45, archived)
# cunt
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Merry Sickmas to you too :D :D

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# corn sic
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
# ...and peas :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:49, archived)
# this kept my girlfriend awake longer than usual
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)
# WOLFSICK MADE MY XMAS
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:00, archived)
# indeed, like coming back home to Mom's cooking
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:41, archived)
# for some reason, I am offended
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:13, archived)
# i maeked u a gift
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:22, archived)
# But you won gold.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Merrysick :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:59, archived)
# the steak on a fishing line, connected to a shutter release is how I get to see how my son is growing up.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:08, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:40, archived)
# DID SICKMAS
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 4:45, archived)
# bless us every one
 
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Marley was dead: to begin with.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# what the fuck is this
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:26, archived)
#
fuck Dickens

I like it
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ok then
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Oh, very clever....VERY clever..
and MERRY JEBUS DAY!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:07, archived)
# philistine
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Phyllis Styne
also i understood the literary reference, I was just being spicy

great gogis
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)
# T'is the seasoning.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Marvellous
Is that Zeus or one of his brothers in the background?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Brian Blessed's lesser-known cousin
Hieronymus Blessed.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Guardian of our ears
Most under-rated of the immortals
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Nicely :) merry christmas toast
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:49, archived)
# lovely turkey :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I was?
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I made this - just finished the iceing
2kg Mega stollen.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# looks like my anus
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Pile cream sir?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
# i actually do have one
popped up a few days ago, makes wiping a bit of a task :(
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# That's me not eating fox xmas..
I was looking forward to eating your arse too.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy whatever-it-is-you-celebrate!


That Snowman and Snowdog thing just started on Channel 4.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Happy 3 days after the solstice to you
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:08, archived)
# faster, you little cunt
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# ^This :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# That's a gif file
of a dog drinking it's own piss.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Happy Stolen Pagan Holiday to Appease the Heathens!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Merry annual-get-a-couple-of-days-off-work-mas
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:26, archived)
# i'm having my first beer in six weeks, feels good!
feels good!though i'm ill as fuck mit achooachoofloo

SWEET JACOB JOBIS
wolfcockrecordings.wordpress.com/
https://soundcloud.com/wolfcockrecordings


spotify:track:1IlWVCgacvX5BgXuV1xsoa (My Friends by The Outside Agency)
youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc



(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Got some nice material there. :D
youtu.be/iWhQHMoRTWM
Audio - Warehouse (VIP)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)
# FUCK JUST GOT REAL, very nice
you might like this wee cunt

www.youtube.com/user/fuckdnb
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Oooh, I'll be spending the festive season headbanging the fuck out of my desk. Cheers! :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Reminds me of Skinny Puppy stuff from late '80s :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Definitely. :D
I'm starting to get into industrial much more. 20 Jazz Funk Greats by Throbbing Gristle is a fantastic album.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82EWLKnut0E
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ta on watch later list for tomorrow
Never thought I'd be 'Re-tripping' to skinny puppy tonight thanks to yours and Dekions links :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Haha :D and likewise; most of tonight will be spent building playlists.
Might get some of Aphex Twin's older stuff in there as well, maybe some Analord too.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# sweet link logis
praise pogis


imjussayin
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# This thread svaed for tomorrow
it's caused mayhem in my brain
huzzah :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
# IT TAKES A FUCK TO KNOW SOME SHIT!

youtu.be/HfCBHq4L-Cg

quiet version, the loud one has dead :/
youtu.be/yj_75EL9hF4
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
# LET'S START NEW WAVE JACKET
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# haz sum kaja kaja goo
youtu.be/vD9sg7pm8us

mit married to a frenchman
youtu.be/tEjeq8aVquM

Ed: BLEK!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
Am I wrong for the first thought that came to me was this is the love child of Devo and Sigue Sigue Sputnik?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# sweet bogis
praise pogis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9oUHO2dxE
Ed: Now I'm Here - 54:10 - the most underrated Queen track, amazing live

imjussayin

Ed: Also if you want to see rock perfection look how Freddie syncs them all together at 58:21, also I've noticed how he 'conducts' them during live performances with simple gestures, sweetfuck.

imjussayin..again
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# some good phuck
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# sweet afx pre-fuck, here's a jolly jest
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# i like the sound of that
i'm going to listen to it when i get back from cooking me grub, oh yes.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:52, archived)
# bredded haviers mit snedded ponk?
served mit soured gooch nuggets unt cuntgravy?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# i was hoping to make a curry or chicken and pasta, but there's no chicken
fucked a goodfellas scumbag pizza in the oven, it was either that or boiled eggs, which probably would have been a better option.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)
# you shouldn't fuck pizza, one time i got ham wedged in my japs eye


bad bogis
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# it's a problem i have been dealing with for some years now
started off with sandwiches and gradually got to pizza, i'm hoping i can stay away from the turkey's sweet holes tomorrow.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# as an attorney i advise you to fuck a horse and burn the evidence
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of Queen. :D
Surprising how I've never seen this before. *clears schedule*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:00, archived)
# yeah, freddie was an insatiable cum guzzler, but the bitch was a rock genius






imjussayin
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:10, archived)
# innuendo is good shit
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:12, archived)
# this was freddie's last concert in belarus
i heard he collapsed twice due to dehydrated chode

what a trooper

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:19, archived)
# correct
it's the same concert that brian may converted to islam live onstage after the opening song.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:21, archived)
# i heard they had great catering that night


no lice
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Nice snow fox :)
halfway there:D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Ta! Nice squirrel :D
I'm saving most of my drinking for tomorrow evening, and more than likely most of boxing day.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:58, archived)

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