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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Oof!
Although the idea of sending Clarkson to Botany Bay is appealing.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# i heard it was so hot in australia two days ago that some guys chode evaporated



imjussayin
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)
# POIDH
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Shendob update from Cockweasle:
https://soundcloud.com/wolfcockrecordings/wolfcock-ghost-punch-javiel

https://soundcloud.com/wolfcockrecordings

***MESSAGE ENDS****
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# *clicks*



***WORLD ENDS***
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
# sweet sweet hogan find


spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)






(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] My dear boy did I ever tell you the story about me and the Jawa tribe?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# haha, excellent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# ellen
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)
# len
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# l
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)
# smah
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and silly
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# RIS?
edit - And now I get it. That's the problem with making something correct.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# yes
Although I'd bump the whole lot slightly to the left, make it a bit more centred...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
#
Ack, told myself that before working on it and forgot.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# No worries
As it is shows the difference, as it could be would be how it would be. Keep it as it is to de RIS the thickos.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Total RIS on this.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Color colour.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Non RIS - Which is unusual for me!
Nicely
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, basically ...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# yep that sums it up
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# HURRAH!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Now there's a UN we can all get behind
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# What a shit flag
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# ^this
looks like a Sri Lankan car badge
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Looks like the Good life....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# The joker has a SON!


He's Bolivian (that's were the bugger was hiding to avoid the defective gas mask wanker) and he's doing the Dakar.
www.dakar.com/dakar/2013/us/rider/287.html
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# PICTURE FROM INTERNET SITE APPEARS ON OTHER INTERNET SITE
THOUSANDS OUTRAGED IN ALL CAPS
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I"m sorry to have so offended you
I'll get the bread knife, a rag, kneel with a cup of tea and be done with it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# good lad
can I film it?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Maybe...
... But the internet confuses me, is it a vertical or a horizontal cut first? And what's this about needing someone to cut your head off? Getting a friend guilty of my murder during my suicide?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Is he happy?

Scary.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Eh?
What have you shopped?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# No buddy,
That's his REAL face.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# So ... you found a picture on an internet ... and posted it on another internet that's dedicated to photoshopping ...
without shopping anything?

Why?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# looks like I picked the wrong time to stop stealing morphine from work
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# It's always the wrong time to stop stealing morphine from work.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Tony Hart once stole Morph from work
and shoved him up his arse when he got home
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Did he have an orchasm?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# The point is,
He LOOKS photoshoped. I even loaded it into said program to check.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, but ... this board is specifically for pictures that ARE photoshopped.
Did you not read the FAQ?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Making amends

Because I pissed on B3tan lawn apparently.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Everything is better with a magenta badly drawn cock.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Are you enjoying throwing those toys out of your pram?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Am totally.
But can't find my Wacom pen, toshshopin' without it is not the same.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# haha brill
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Magenta...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Maaaageeeentaaaaa...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)
# MaaAAAaageeEEEeentaaaAAAaa...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# MaaAAAAAAAAaageeEEEeentaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# You forgot to compo it
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Would.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# careful now!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha you're such a cock.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Aw sneaky kitteh.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# He's just one of the gang.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Why do I click, I should know better by now.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I fucking love Photoshop!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# .____.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# i don't think you've quite worked out how the internets works yet, have you.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# You're a bit rubbish
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Should I delete?
The lack of shop' is B3ta sin.
Deleting is sin B3ta sin.
Help me dear B3ta god(s)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Pic was funny without shoppage but ....
we change pics here - just so you know for next tiem

no harm dundid :-)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Next tiem will be bettre.
With magenat cocsk.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie whilst teas on the brew.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
Ace!
its always a quickie. =(
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# British gay robots ftw :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] they wouldn't bloody dare
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# but,
Does that also mean two houses of parliament?
Twice the cuntitude...
*shudders*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# nah.
just twice the ding dongs and twice the clocks.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# yay!
l
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "Happy Birthday - Mister President ..................."
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# arf!
*bokes*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Womanflesh!!!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# i like this
lots :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] MPs would NOT dress like faggots
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I would kill for that to be fashionable again
kill
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Me too...:)
That's why I'm lovin' AC III :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# I got that for my birthday,
But I've not played it yet
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Ooh, you'll love it!
Stick with the early training bits and it's fabby!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 'king lovely...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# best served with mushy peas, mash and gravy
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# 3 pubes etc
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# oooh
I'd like to sink my chompers into that....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# hahah excellent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# If only...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
/font-matching algorithm etc
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# hehe clever
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# now I know how Daniel Dunglas Home did it
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# i've been staring at that that picture in utter confusion for about 2 minutes now
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# ^this
which one's the wife?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# the one making dinner.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Now I understand :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# *runs*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely mental image of one of your Fox soldiers being chased by a pack of beagles.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Hah! That's excellent. :D
Might have to give that a go some time.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# serves you right for scent-marking that park bench
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# My house was MILES away!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# there was a bush right next to the bench!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Of nettles!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# mmmmmm, stingy
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# DOG HATES FAGS
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Well, they do cause cancer.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Dogs cause cancer?
*writes to Daily Mail*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# beagles love a good smoke
if lab technicians are to be believed
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Just stopping at one of the colonies Sir Humph..
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# MACKAPHOBIA SOCIETY
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# as it should be
says I
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
# haha jokes :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is grand!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Chop, chop now...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# now, THAT i would watch!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] old pea


edit apologies mis read the compo - pointless pea
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# A b3ta classic!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# No one would have believed........
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:59, archived)
# gets a click from me :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :) carry on bullet time
haven't been around b3ta much lately...mind if shoehorn this old one in here:

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Very nice
:)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Good work :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# indeed!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Oh no.
I'm quite enjoying these. Now I wish we'd never had that Revolutionary war.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Love this!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# That.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# jollygood
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Haha inspired
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# hooray
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Simply wizard!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
# don't mind at all sir :D
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Did someone say "bullet time?"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Apologies for posting a-top you.


Have this token etc
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Tish tish..
...no problem :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Woo
Hahahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
The Matron Reloaded was a much better movie
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Smashing.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Ooh ta
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# ahahaha
This compo is generating some brilliance, I've almost worn out my "I like this" link.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that memorial was a waste of money.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Superb!!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Is the second frame the remains of BBC Television Centre?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I just read something astounding...
Apparently, Jimmy Savile was the first person ever to connect two record decks together, and mix from one record to another. This was in 1947.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I always knew every DJ ever
was a paedo.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The negotiations in UN would run much smoother
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# someone should comment on this
is worth a click I reckon
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:59, archived)
# I wouldn't want Haiti and Hungary either
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] can't get quicker or shitter
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# you can burn my house, you can ravage my body, but i beg you, with all that is decent and holy, don't take my pelmets!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] super
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# what's Poirot doing on there? he's belgian!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Chamberlain, Churchill, Thatcher and Blair, surely?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# I dont remember Prime Minister Shirley.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# I tried to think of four beloved prime-ministers, got as far as Churchill and thought "shiiiit",
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# churchill who got thrashed in 46 election right after the war?
people now tend to overestimate how beloved he was
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# The one who was re-elected in 1951.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha, have this, meant to be Cameron but went a bit shite...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# queen of denial
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Right said Fred!


(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Ha! Quality.
Have we had another FP thread deletion then?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# nice jaunty angles :D
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:16, archived)
# Deep Purple have changed.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# *plays the celery*
strawberry mousse!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# :D
excellent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahaha!
huge office guffaws for that un!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Tiffin, Reverend?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Now this had me laughing my head off :)
great stuff.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)

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