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Quick n Dirty
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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oh well, got off to a good start(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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What's your point?This looks nothing like Metal Mickey.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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would*gets the wd-40*
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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hmmm...I dunno, put me more in the mind of a giant Leon.
=D
(=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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are you confusing being gay with paedophilia?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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THEIR ALL THE SAME ITS DIGUSTING
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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to be fair, the iron giant may only be 12 years oldbut the Jimmy Saville glasses threw me
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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I thought they were Elton John glassesperhaps
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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Singing "Daisy, Daisy" was a bit of a give away right enough...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:46,
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haha!His poor red ring..
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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Open the back doors, HAL
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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I like this moreBecause HAL does all my system sounds, and has done since about 1995 when it was actually cool to program your own system sounds.
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ousgg is not seeking approval,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:31,
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A letter to my former OncologistI haven't been at B3ta for a very, very long time - forgive me.
In the meantime, I have been fighting cancer. Two years ago, I got given "18-24 months" to live, maximum. Here is a letter that I just wrote to my former Oncologist - I am sharing it in the hope that it might bring some positivity to other people who are also affected by this shitter of a disease. Please indulge me in posting it!
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Dear Dr K,
Greetings, I hope that you are well! I am a former patient of yours, and am very well myself.
On January 26th 2011, I was seen at your clinic and I'm afraid that you had bad news to give me; the breast cancer that I had only recently been diagnosed with had already metastasised to my liver. You told me this - and I felt so badly for you having to deliver such horrible news - and then told me that I now had "18-24 months, maximum" left to live. You followed this up with a letter to my GP, so it is clear in all my medical records: "I have told her that she has life expectancy of a maximum of 24 months".
Dear Dr K, that was two years and one day ago. I am currently so well that my last PET/CT scans were completely clear, and my current oncologist feels that I may not even need another set of scans for six months! I take the drug Letrazole, and have the Zoladex implant, so the side-effects of these two treatments can be uncomfortable BUT in the past year alone I have gone on a walking tour of Rome, visited the archaelogical sites at Pompeii, driven a speedboat across Lake Como, climbed many hills along the Welsh Marches and attended the Olympics, where I cheered our inspirational athletes as they won their golds (something that, following your news, wasn't sure I would live to see). I've explored Guernsey's secret underground tunnels and meditated at the most remote church in Wales and have walked the Monsal Trail in Derbyshire, stopping off at the well in Eyam, the Plague Village. In the face of hell, those villagers didn't give up either.
I'm writing this letter to implore you, next time you have to break the news of advanced disease to someone - especially someone young - please tell them "well, statistically you are likely to live for x amount of months, but people DO outlive the statistics all the time, and one of my former patients has just done that". It is not fair to put an absolute limit on someone's life; there is always hope, however tiny a spark it seems at the time.
I would also ask you to do your best to ensure that your colleagues at the Breast Service are extremely careful and do not cut corners when testing the women who attend ther clinics. Six months before I saw you I was misdiagnosed by one of your colleagues, who noted that I had two breast lumps "but we ony need to test one of them, we're not worried about the other". Big, big mistake. Since then I have had many people tell me to "sue for damages", and whilst that would be the right course of action for some people, it is not how I would want to spend my now-limited life. You and your colleagues save countless lives every day, you are the reason families still have their mothers and their daughters, the reason that people can grow old with their lifelong partners. You cannot get it right 100% of the time and sadly for me, your colleague was very wrong. So, without bitterness, I implore you and your team to make those extra checks in future.
Here's to the next two years!
Yours sincerely,
......
PS my hair grew back, and it came back blonde again :-)
(In the meantime, I have been fighting cancer. Two years ago, I got given "18-24 months" to live, maximum. Here is a letter that I just wrote to my former Oncologist - I am sharing it in the hope that it might bring some positivity to other people who are also affected by this shitter of a disease. Please indulge me in posting it!
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Dear Dr K,
Greetings, I hope that you are well! I am a former patient of yours, and am very well myself.
On January 26th 2011, I was seen at your clinic and I'm afraid that you had bad news to give me; the breast cancer that I had only recently been diagnosed with had already metastasised to my liver. You told me this - and I felt so badly for you having to deliver such horrible news - and then told me that I now had "18-24 months, maximum" left to live. You followed this up with a letter to my GP, so it is clear in all my medical records: "I have told her that she has life expectancy of a maximum of 24 months".
Dear Dr K, that was two years and one day ago. I am currently so well that my last PET/CT scans were completely clear, and my current oncologist feels that I may not even need another set of scans for six months! I take the drug Letrazole, and have the Zoladex implant, so the side-effects of these two treatments can be uncomfortable BUT in the past year alone I have gone on a walking tour of Rome, visited the archaelogical sites at Pompeii, driven a speedboat across Lake Como, climbed many hills along the Welsh Marches and attended the Olympics, where I cheered our inspirational athletes as they won their golds (something that, following your news, wasn't sure I would live to see). I've explored Guernsey's secret underground tunnels and meditated at the most remote church in Wales and have walked the Monsal Trail in Derbyshire, stopping off at the well in Eyam, the Plague Village. In the face of hell, those villagers didn't give up either.
I'm writing this letter to implore you, next time you have to break the news of advanced disease to someone - especially someone young - please tell them "well, statistically you are likely to live for x amount of months, but people DO outlive the statistics all the time, and one of my former patients has just done that". It is not fair to put an absolute limit on someone's life; there is always hope, however tiny a spark it seems at the time.
I would also ask you to do your best to ensure that your colleagues at the Breast Service are extremely careful and do not cut corners when testing the women who attend ther clinics. Six months before I saw you I was misdiagnosed by one of your colleagues, who noted that I had two breast lumps "but we ony need to test one of them, we're not worried about the other". Big, big mistake. Since then I have had many people tell me to "sue for damages", and whilst that would be the right course of action for some people, it is not how I would want to spend my now-limited life. You and your colleagues save countless lives every day, you are the reason families still have their mothers and their daughters, the reason that people can grow old with their lifelong partners. You cannot get it right 100% of the time and sadly for me, your colleague was very wrong. So, without bitterness, I implore you and your team to make those extra checks in future.
Here's to the next two years!
Yours sincerely,
......
PS my hair grew back, and it came back blonde again :-)
Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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Well done on not being dead.Sincerely. Cancer took my Uncle just a month ago.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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Thank you. I'm so sorry you lost your uncle to this fucker of a disease.
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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I haven't explored any of those places or done any of those thingshaving cancer sounds great.
(,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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hahahaI know this isn't funny, but it is
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:18,
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Hi old usergood for you!
It seems that many b3tans are getting to the age where shitty illnesses like cancer are now a reality. I know that for some it is sooner.
We've lost a few friends to this disease recently and will lose some more. Greg_Evigan's brutally honest post on the FP is a graphic and stark reminder of this.
Not sure what I'm trying to say here other than go and see your GP if you have any symptoms of any cancers. There's no shortage of sites listing these.
B3ta has some strange turns occasionally. That's it's nature.
Cunt cancer in the fuck is what I say
(It seems that many b3tans are getting to the age where shitty illnesses like cancer are now a reality. I know that for some it is sooner.
We've lost a few friends to this disease recently and will lose some more. Greg_Evigan's brutally honest post on the FP is a graphic and stark reminder of this.
Not sure what I'm trying to say here other than go and see your GP if you have any symptoms of any cancers. There's no shortage of sites listing these.
B3ta has some strange turns occasionally. That's it's nature.
Cunt cancer in the fuck is what I say
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Cheers Gruffi. I hope everyone reads your advice and make sure they get checked out if they're worried about any odd symptoms etc x
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I'm going through a mini scare myself currently Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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That is shit, I hope everything turns out okay for you x
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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got an all clear on bowels yesterdayI've bored enough people about my adventures about it today :)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:03,
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ooh, I'm interestedI promised myself a scan for my 40th birthday - bowel cancer took my mum 5 years ago
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:17,
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Do it, you know it makes sense. There isn't a person alive who hasnt lost someone close to them due to this cunting arsefuck of a disease.
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:20,
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talk to your GPit's a pretty straightforward procedure. Just a couple of days of laxative induced squirting and no food beforehand and a team of people exploring your arse deeper than you thought possible. You even get some cool drugs to take during the procedure, unless your are hard like me and refused them*
*I didn't read the info properly and drove to the appt on my own. Turned out I didn't need them anyway
(*I didn't read the info properly and drove to the appt on my own. Turned out I didn't need them anyway
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:41,
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It's great to hear some good news, congrats on the clear scan x
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:21,
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read the FAQjust kidding, keep on keeping on!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:46,
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kudos to you!A lovely succinct letter.
Like you said you could be riding the sue yo ass horse (if I wasn't eating it in a bun tonight)but you won't.
It's nice you know that they do see alot of patients, and can get it wrong on occasion.
And I'm glad your hair came back!
(Like you said you could be riding the sue yo ass horse (if I wasn't eating it in a bun tonight)but you won't.
It's nice you know that they do see alot of patients, and can get it wrong on occasion.
And I'm glad your hair came back!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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and her tits are better Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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phew.booooooooooobs
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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I bet it's smashing though Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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It's not up to much, tbh. Happily I have a good arse to make up for it.
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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Cheers Xandmi! Maybe I will get back to Photoshopping or whatever you young pups do here these days. I got Frontpaged back in about 2003, you know.
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Those were the days ...I'm sure you can do one in 2013 or 2017 or whenever :)
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xandmi,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:00,
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Congratulations on your hair growing back blondeI hope it's the colour you wanted :D
also woo to driving speed boat across lake Como and all the other ace stuff
(also woo to driving speed boat across lake Como and all the other ace stuff
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:00,
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Blimey, living life to the full, good on you HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:12,
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Medicine is not an exact science but I find itIncredible that a doctor would put a definite limit on life. Good to see you stuck it to him kid. Now ask him to write a reply to your letter and put it on the new QOTW.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:21,
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it is oddlike the episode of the IT Crowd when Moss tells Roy when he's going to die (apols for facileness, obviously)
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:27,
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Aye, I've seen other doctors/oncologists since, who didn't believe that my first Onc had very definitely said "18-24 months as a best case scenario". So I pointed out that it was all there in my notes, and in the copy of the letter that was sent to my GP. They were surprised too.
( Tonibuns,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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well, that's a very rational and measured responseglad you're beating it - it sounds like you have a very positive outlook
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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well done cancer can fuck right off :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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Here's to another 52 at least!Keep living it to the full and fire up potatoshop. Shane Macgowen has outlived doctor death predictions by 20 years or so and you can too! The glass is ALWAYS half full . . .
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Q4nobody,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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I'm very happy to read thatI lost my Mum 4 years ago, and it's just proper horrible, but as life constantly reminds me, it's not all bad and shit things can be properly overcome!
Mega yaaays and cheers and party poppers and smiles and joy and love going out to you and here's to a long a fruitful life!
(Mega yaaays and cheers and party poppers and smiles and joy and love going out to you and here's to a long a fruitful life!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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Oddly enough, you've done so much in those two years, that you wouldn't have done otherwise, that he's dramaticly increased your something-or-other.I believe though that the docs, esspecially an oncologist, would be better trained on how to handle patients in the majority of situations.... rather than a one-off.
Well done on your new lease.
(Well done on your new lease.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 18:17,
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This is excellent. Elegant and well stated.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:23,
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I will never tire of this pic :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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I thought RM at the top there was Sir Trevor Mcdoughnut and I was very confused Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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y-yes sir*shakily removes trousers*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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HahahahahaI like this silliness.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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arf!Tis a gentlewomans sport.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: GAY ROBOTS
This week's challenge is a two word challenge celebrating one thing: Gay Robots. Go wild. Challenge suggested by mictoboy.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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Now compo'dwww.b3ta.com/board/10911112
and YAY it looks like it did win the compo :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/10906695
(and YAY it looks like it did win the compo :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/10906695
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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Fanks - wasn't blatantly fishing for compliments** may have been blatantly fishing for compliments
It was such an enjoyable pic to put together I'm really chuffed that it did well :D
(It was such an enjoyable pic to put together I'm really chuffed that it did well :D
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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woo to you sirWoo.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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C-3PO likes this compo
Unshopped image of real bubble gum card
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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haha classic bublegum cardI did a thing with that a while back, so I stuck it p-roast style in the compo
it's so fucking random, I love it!
(it's so fucking random, I love it!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 18:01,
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bindun?
edit; apologies Spazzy for posting right over you there
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:07,
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hehehe eyeballs, arseholes bollocks and brains sounds like some kind of exercise regime
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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hahahaha!!!beats the shit outta Zumba!
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friskeyferret Whatever...,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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as long as it's processed to fuck,S'all good!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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I'll take a kilo of assmeat please Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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Or, 'Corned Beef' as it's traditionally known The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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I was in my 20s before I realised that corned beef was made form beefand rice krispies were made from rice
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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I was the same with shit like rice pudding and mince pies.
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friskeyferret Whatever...,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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Big surprise coming about cornflakes!:D
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benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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'corned' is a contractionof 'cornered', as in, 'cornered in the abbatoir'
(,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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hahaha!Mule be mad to say no!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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Tesco art competitionwww.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/local/10168591.Design_a_bag_for_store_service/
what could possibly go wrong?
(what could possibly go wrong?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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..(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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teeeefsI prefer the anticipation of travelgeddon and maybe staying at home tomorrow
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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Ha haLooks like a cow exploded in front of him.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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he did go out to get her a burkha Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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He fucking loves Mars (when it snows)! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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It just started here! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Apparently after panic warnings consistently across the past 48 hours it's now going to miss us :o(
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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we've already got the sleds outif my daughter sees those tonight and there isn't enough snow tomorrow there will be hell to pay
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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hahahaha, perfect2 sons have been snow-checking every morning for a week. IT's JUST STARTING NOW!
( Q4nobody,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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Haha.Perfick.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I had a nice walk to work on Monday in the heavy(ish) snow we had here then.Looking up as the snow's coming down is blissful.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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dont know about snow.....could do with some rain here,
410 yesterday!
a bit warm!
(410 yesterday!
a bit warm!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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You need to clarify this statement....-41 +41 -41f -41c +41f +41c oh it's too confusing..... :)
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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sorry - got hyphen cunted!105.8 Fahrenheit!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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-41 to the power of 0?So it was 1°? Stop whinging and man up, 1° is nothing to complain about.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I suspect he's having a very relaxing wee right nowor something else
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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What about the "anticipation of compo"?Come on B3ta. Get your finger out.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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Your artwork is one of the few things I really missed in my time awayfantastic style
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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Thanks manMissed your stuff as well. Are you back for good or just a fleeting visit?
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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More of a 'dipping my toe in' kinda thingjust seeing if the same things that contributed to my leaving last time are still going on.
So far, more or less, so good.
Although the time away has led to a lot of perspective on this place.
(So far, more or less, so good.
Although the time away has led to a lot of perspective on this place.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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It wasn't rainbow dinosaurs that chased you away was it? Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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Can't recall that it was. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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It does you good to step back every now and then.Like Ferris Bueller.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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Does this mean you're officially back?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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as above fella :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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Well then your toe is welcomed back to the fold.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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cheers :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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Yay ;-)I'm bored of the snow now, still hasn't cleared from the other day and now it's been dropping again for the last 2 hours...
(,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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brilliant!!! love your stuff!!I saw 2 flakes today, and then there were about 10 facebooks from other folks in Bristol saying "snow!"
they ain't gonna get a day of work for 2 flakes :D
(they ain't gonna get a day of work for 2 flakes :D
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 18:06,
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La meeer,
Click for bigger (100 kb)
A berce mon coeur pour la vie lala la laAA etc.
(It's a reference to the crap French song in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy... It's supposed to be all gay and romantic).
Indeed.I always thought that phonetically it made for a good expletive though :o)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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And I always thought Büstenhalter sounded like it should bea bus stop.
(,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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Somewhere...Beyond the C...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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being bumlubed was a new experience Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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And next on 'Through the Arsehole'.Now, who would shit through a crack like this?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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hahaCelebrity Arsehole
ITV4 every night at 22:00 for the rest of your life
(ITV4 every night at 22:00 for the rest of your life
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Am I wrong in thinkingthat a channel DID have celebrity enemas or something like that? I know that woman wanked off a pig but did someone get enemad on TV?
Did I dream this?
(,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Did I dream this?
I fucking hope you dreamed it(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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you spelled aroused wrong Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Colon the bumbarian?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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*FEARS*at least my colon explorer was a nice lady
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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Mine was a foreign manthat spoke very limited English as he was messing around down there with his pipes, tubes and lube.
Reminded me very much of a lads weekend I once had in Amsterdam but was at least, substantially cheaper and the after effects were less...
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Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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Reminded me very much of a lads weekend I once had in Amsterdam but was at least, substantially cheaper and the after effects were less...
my partner told our daughter that daddy had had a video camera in his bum. She was laughing like an idiot and I had to explain to her that it wasn't a normal camera with film crew, sound boom and a director in a chair shouting CUT!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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shitWTF have I just been through then....?
Hang on, Ben Dover isnt even the name of a real doctor...
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Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Hang on, Ben Dover isnt even the name of a real doctor...
did he have stirrups and a wooden spoon for you to chew on? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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He looks somewhat unconcerned about his impending damnation
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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And the 3 eared cat on his headIs looking away from us, nonplussed also.
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Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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Christ.He's had that pichfork shoved so far up his arse it has poked his hat out of shape.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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That's one hell of a vindaloo he had last night:D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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here, have a picture
Edit:
if you haven't heard it
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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I think Rob's holding fire in the hopes that it'll get outvoted.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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nopeI'm just SO excited about it though !
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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they've gone so deephe's left his gold ring behind !
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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Hot fist action!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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