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I haz spyed cookeh :)

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Ninj, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)

Woo!

This dog uses cookies, if you do not agree with him sniffing your arse, leave immediately.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

Heheheh

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Ninj, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

bless

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

Aw the pleading eyes.

Obviously not as good as a kitten but, I'll click anyway.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)

Awe :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)

Bieber's Tramp stamp

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smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

BIEBER'S SPOTTY RINGPIECE

also, CANDLES!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

he's allergic to latex

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smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

and immac, by the look of it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

^This

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

^This

with candles

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

arse

happy b3taday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

thanks

only 1 year. feels like I've spent 4 on this b3tarded website.

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smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)

1 year earns you...CRAB CANDLES! *

* Please report to your nearest termination centre immediately.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)

A cheeky little number.

Candles, also.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)

did you know the collective noun for buzzards is a 'wake'?

*funeral march plays in the background*

:D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)

this happened following the 'murder of crows' incident?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)

better believe :D

used in a round for this weeks "flogging a dead horse" Blankety Quiz that I do :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

sounds interesting

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)

bristols best night out :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)

if you ever take it on tour...

two tickets please :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)

I'm not touring where you live!

(I don't knwo where you live) haha

but I'll deffo announce it on here if I do. so everyone on here can see how much material I nick off of B3TA :D

*coughs up mondo royalties*

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:26, archived)

and for giraffe's it's 'tower'

trufax

more to be found at Blankety Quiz :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)

Ha ha

Is that Lyme Park? It looks familiar.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)

OLD AND EPIC B3TA THREAD

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

Epic indeed!

And no, it's not at Lyme Park, the one at Lyme is called The Cage.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)

That is one of the funniest threads

I've ever seen on here

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)

how the hell did i miss that?

i've always wanted a folly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

Hahahah

I'd forgotten all about that. I think cockweasle's is my fave.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)

why did i make this?

it wasn't for that thread above...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)

dunno, i just googled tower and found it

ah, broadway tower apparently :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

It is indeed - I photographed it very recently;

Broadway Tower by Mark Woods (aged 42 1/4)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)

haha, that's genius!

*clickage!!*

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)

"Dinsdale"

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:16, archived)

hahaha

Nice fact and jokes

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)

cheers fella :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

I always liked a crash of rhinos and a skulk of foxes.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

haha were you at the quiz last night?

*cue skid and crash sound effects*

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

IT'S THE CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

Them's are Black Vultures you got there

/Attenborough

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

haha yeah thought as muc

I just liked the spacing and positioning of them in the tree

blooming google images

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)

Call that a wake? Where's the boozing and fighting?

/Irish heritage lols

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)

haha true that

the pints of the black stuff are just off screen

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)

Strange how I can identify which one is the male....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)

"Do you like my shiny purple helmet?"

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)

arf..nicely

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:22, archived)

Ta fella

Are you 2 gonna kiss and make up?

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)

why the should I? he's a bigoted tool of a boy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

clikt :D

can he stay conscious while driving that?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)

haha

You gotta have faith?

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)

...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

i like anything that covers his face

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)

Something about sitting...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)

ah yes, the smothering technique

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

So does he.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

Thank, you, thank you...

I'm here all week.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

*tips waitress*

*is arrested for waitress assault*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

I just noticed your sig.

Nearly joked on a piece of pineapple I was eating.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)

i was going to have a tin of pineapple chunks for lunch, but i've settled on coppenrath and wiese lemon cheesecake!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)

Have you done something to his eyes?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)

they're exactly as they creepily look on his Twitter site. - https://twitter.com/GeorgeMichael

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)

Young Miniguns (Go For It).

Boot Me Up Before You Go-Go.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)

COR!!!!!

He looks reeet chuffed :)

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Ninj, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

What ever happened to them?

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)

Well played!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=01SBf0tsLyI

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

awww

that brings back some mammaries!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)

sit in the corner and think about what you've done

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

The lead singer is the man behind Atomic Kitten, I think.

"I wouldn't mind being the man behind atomic kitten etc"

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

behind kerry catona with a shovel?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)

God, yes.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)

^THIS

my loathing for that woman is almost solid enough to vote

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)

hah

they're still going I think

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)

fuuck!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)

Still got a soft spot for OMD.

And Andy McCluskey often pops up on Radio 6, but comes across as a complete bellend.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)

He dances like a right bellend, too. Saw them live a long long time ago

and it was mesmeric.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)

The other one made a great album with Claudia from Propaganda

"Instead" by OneTwo: www.theremusic.com/releases/releases-onetwo/

OMD are back together now and have a new album "English Electric" out soon. No clips at https://soundcloud.com/omd-official yet, but I expect there will be soon.

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)

oooof!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)

Oh my god!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)

youtu.be/hrGJRCb0d0I

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)

/gobsmacked

Bloody hell Rory!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)

haha top work :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)

Ahahahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

pfft :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha ouch

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)

dear god

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 1:35, archived)

I see your Oar Kestrel, and raise you.....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)

Quick 'n shit

This is what you get when you type "robot flag" into a Google image search - IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING FLAG!!!!!!!
Although to my credit, I did add the rainbow.

(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)

Google image search can be a strange place, sometimes.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)

Inspired by Frank Chu?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Chu

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tubaman, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)

Never heard of him until I clicked your link.

(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)

It'll make you blind...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)

spang!

better than an optoimperialist i suppose

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)

I have two images on www.b3ta.com/board/popular/ right now, and they're both TOAP.
All the fancy photo manipulation and GIF animations? Not an electronic sausage.
Fuck you, GIMP.

EDIT: Meant to reply to OP. Sorry.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)

...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)

edit: s'okay, i don't think anyone noticed
:D

edit: i meant to click 'edit' not reply... i don't think anyone noticed

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha.

Now do gaynaecologist

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)

should that be girlyesologist?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

Ha ha ha

I wish I had a new spang pic for this.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

i like the way your image has been optimised for FP display

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)

Gah

I meant to make it 404px wide but forgot :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

pfft :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)

*headdesks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)

hahahaha

42 78

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)

"I like this"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)

C'mon Wills, let's bag those bally forrins!!!!

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Ninj, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)

Woo! "This stuff'll make you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus"

Bonus points for anyone who can work out what this image was all about.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)

Sorry, I unlurked to shout at someone for doing something that doesn't matter, and that's my reply quota for the day exhausted :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)

When Harold Bishops Attack.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)

You should see it when he does that thing with the knife.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)

New to Quest.

I like watching Quest. Programmes about trucks, diggers and things blowing up have a calming effect on my soul.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)

SOLDIER IN SHOOTING THE ENEMY SHOCKER

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)

Ah yeah, read that yesterday.

I'm like, how is this news? He's a FUCKING SOLDIER! If he's not shooting at the enemy, he's not doing his job!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

exactly

stupid people, what did you think he'd be doing, knitting?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)

Just one and Old Painless.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)

haha, nice flashwork Ninj

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Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)

Cheers Q!

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Ninj, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)

Don't shoot! Apologies for crossing the border from links, but I am advised that this is where the talent hangs out.

I've recently finished writing a book, a humorous Victorian-style scientific journal, and am looking for an illustrator with a penchant for whimsical Victorian forteana style scribblings.

A few examples of the writing here: exoticbeastsofafrica.blogspot.co.uk/

any interest, please gaz me ASAP.

as you were.

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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)

/saves thread with picture

Sorry man, I can't help you, but I'm sure some b3tan can.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)

have a giraffe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)

Lully

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)

Aww

*saves* for grand kids.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)

how much do i owe you for this?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)

aaah I see what you're doing

trying to be a funny cunt and failing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)

you're doing this for nothing, idiot.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

no...really?

doing it for free on b3ta is my choice, if you ask for something to be made then it's cash or fuck off, idiot.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

well, that's up to you

i'm off to do some image manipulation work for free, for someone i don't know.
because i'm nice like that.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

I like how you're trying to prove to yourself you're better than me by saying you're doing free work

I've been doing it for over 10 years, now jog on ya fucking idiot

[and nice thread deletion]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)

you can point your stumpy, tobacco stained fingers at me if you like

but i didn't delete, you pot/kettle overlap specialist.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)

Yay!

Only just seen this. Something weird going on with images today, anybody else getting that?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

nope can't see anything wrong with the images :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)

Bloody Flash keeps crashing as well, think it's Firefox.

Might have to *gulp* use IE...

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)

Does it have any Rainbow Dinosaurs in it yet?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)

They're all vampires with top hats and sometimes canes and pocketwatches

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)

I'm not hearing a no.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)

If it's victorian horror then here is a dinosaur vampire, it's really scary so be careful

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)

He was broken, fixed him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10911288

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)

EVERY WEEK IS RAINBOW DINOSAUR WEEK!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)

I think we're done here, everyone

artwork complete.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)

lmgtfy.com/?q=Freelance+illustrators

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)

Tahkcalb comes to mind

Meanwhile, cock off

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)

TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)

at first I was like....

but then I was like...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)

I got this advert done by asking on here, although not in a new thread.

Click for bigger (222 kb)
Sadly Eddache, lovely bloke, passed away before he could see the colour version but his B&W cartoon got us plenty enquiries in Yellow Pages. The first cartoon to appear, ever.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)

Ha ha, I was looking thinking where's the punchline?

Then I read the rest of your post and of course it's an advert. It's nice seeing your work in print though.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)

I was worried about the reference to

"my mum had them" but ta. have edited leader.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)

For illustrations: HappyToast, Smallbrainfield and Drimble would be the first three I'd contact.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

First two for sure, but I can't draw hands ;)

cheers tho

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)

Give them all mittens.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

no offence to any of them but nope...they don't draw in a Victorian forteana style (not that I've seen anyway)

now if you said NobbyNobody then I'd agree, but he won't work for nothing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)

Ah, yes.

Him, also.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)

bloody smartphones...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)

hehe

i like the thought of obama posting gay robots to b3ta

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)

"posting gay robots to b3ta"

Best euphemism ever.

"I'm just off to, er ... 'post a gay robot to B3ta' ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)

Barry!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha, Barry Obama!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)

mad noise ghost

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:02, archived)

There was something similar poking out of my sheets this morning....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)

DUBSTEP GHOOOOOOSSTTTTTTT

WEEEEEERRRRRR HNNGGGGGGGGGGG BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBDUSHDOOMDOOF DOOF DOOF WEEEEEEEERRRRR DROP_THE_SHEET!!!! HNNNGGGGGGGGG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)

i'm so sorry about this

though the tweenies are fourteen years old now, which makes it okay in mexico, right?

(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 3:47, archived)

Rumbled...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:01, archived)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)

Ha! Ha!

Touché, monsieur....Touché....

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:20, archived)

I'd zark his

seven and no mistake.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:09, archived)

I'd like to find Princess' G-force...or something...

Also, where the HELL is "beyond space"?
youtu.be/acOnskcyrtA

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:30, archived)

well, could be a mistranslation of Outer Space

that is to say anything further than the solar system which- let's face it- is humungous compared to the distances we've tried to get used to thinking about. Still, it won't be much of a problem if you have Syooper powers.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 1:14, archived)

I think it's a long way to Morrisons.

*Walks off humming "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll" to the tune of AC/DC's "It's a Long Way to the Top.*

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 4:01, archived)

Well let's hope he fucks off soon.

It's nearly teatime.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)

Hope you don't mind, repost for challenge.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:29, archived)

He's a Camp Commandant, an' no mistake...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:31, archived)

What's that robot from?

Taking away the Nazi-ness, that's a wicked design.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)

Nice hat

(1.618..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 1:06, archived)

Like.

So I a-de-clicky.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 1:15, archived)

arf! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:03, archived)

This is a thing of joy and wonder.

Especially the car door!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:22, archived)

hah

id watch that !

(I_am_B, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:29, archived)

This is amazing.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)

wonderful!

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barnesy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)

Awesome!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Wonderful.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)

That made me totally guffaw out loud

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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)

Fantastic

Need to shoehorn Lieutenant Gruber as Karl to complete the masterpiece.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

Gruber is already there...

... In a manner of speaking.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)

heh

also nice touch on the car door :)

(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)

Open Wide...

Click for bigger (153 kb)

(Kyzia was here on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)

Thanks

Although I'm not sure if the Beer Hat and Hannibal Lecter Mask would really work together all that well.

(Kyzia was here on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)

Vaguely topical?

www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1316715--dimanno-resilient-witnesses-give-graphic-details-of-doctor-s-alleged-sex-assaults

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)

It's pics like this that make me return to b3ta,

flounce after flounce after flounce.

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xandmi, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:15, archived)

nicely done

:-D

and congrats on the FP!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)

Thank you

..and wow! My first FP ever (not that I've posted all that many images)

(Kyzia was here on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)

pahahaha!!

this is fucking ace in the face

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)

hilarious.

Here in Toronto, an anesthesiologist just got caught putting people under and sticking his willy in their mouths.

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smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)

I'd like to see you do a stint for Conan on that pls...

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PooPants, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)

In other news..

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)

Perfect!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)

haha

that's brillant

(william_shatner, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

om nom nom nom

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)

Am I the first C3PO entry? Or is he my first entry? Or can I say entry one more time?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)

My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)

I see his restrainer bolt

is ineffective.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

what a whopper

(herman:D, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)

It is actually a rare "miss print"

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)

i had a go at it :)

b3ta.com/board/10911497

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)

inspired by my earlier quest for images of sex toys for t'previous post.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)

C'mon, Kes!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)

hahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)

"CASPER!"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)

Ha-ha!

Classic.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)

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