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[challenge entry] Bringing up the rear...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Shhht! I know you like it, my little Klingon bear
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# 10 little mini goatses :D
well done, man
P.S. we got our storm today -- meh... 2" of snow and sleet and they're closing everything, HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:33, archived)
# hellfire!
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Wow! Your
news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/ going back 10 years at a time is atrocious.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Actually the BBC site is one day off, it must have missed a leap year somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Maybe it ignore 2.0'd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# pro fanny sore arse ....shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# That's the Roger's Mellie one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Rodgered Sore Ass surely?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
# nicely done
good work on the goatse publishing logo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I was thinking about "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spoof" but this seemed easier
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# The Constant Uphill Gardener?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# The Spy Who Came in the Cold
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# The Russia Whorehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Bovine made a nice innocent animation with 'Lumpy' in search of happiness once, then I went and did this to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] probably the last book I read start to finish
(orbojunglist, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
#
“One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry glans"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha
this one is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely. He would like this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# haha
throbbing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Question of the Week vote!
*Staggers in late from a thrilling day out in Basingstoke*

Help us choose the new Question of the Week from these fine suggestions

Guns: In which a certain B3ta mod once took a revolver and an automatic pistol into the National Gallery. Another B3ta mod thinks this is the work of a lightweight

Stuff you can't do but would long to - Because you're married. Because you're too old. Because you're too young. Because you haven't got the skills.

Worst job I ever had - I once got sort of arrested standing outside a hairdresser. I'd been paid by a rival salon to count their customers.

Lol bigots - A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was "God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab"






Vote closes when I remember :/
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# 'Sort of arrested'?
Also, 'racist grandparents' has pretty much only just closed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# mostly pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# fairly dead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# all cop
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Hmmm...
I like the idea of guns, but it would be endless comments of 'liar', and Honda Accord references.
LOL Bigots pretty much covers all my grandparents though.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Am I too late?
Had to get it out of my head

Ended up TOAPy because I couldn't work out how to make the fish look any more like a panda than it did already.
Feel free to panda-ise it further.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# i think so..
but just so you aint all on your own:
(orbojunglist, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# TOAP :=
Text Of A Panda :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] run, child, run.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:48, archived)
# i love this long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# there's a kinky shower part...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Quicker than a ray of light
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# She got a nice face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# o.O
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one I prepared earlier



Captain Bigglesworth climbed out of his trusty Camel, kicked the chocks into place, and headed wearily towards the hangar.
A frown furrowed his boyish brow as he saw his dear old friend hurrying towards him across the tarmac.
"I say!" ejaculated Bertie, feverishly polishing his monacle. "Dash it old chap, it looks like your todger is hanging out of your trousers!"
Biggles stopped in his tracks, looked down, and looked back to Bertie, a wry grin on his face.
"Hanging out? It's sticking out, my old chum" he replied.
Bertie gulped, knowing what was going to happen next.
"Now, get back inside, and I'll show you why we call this place the mess." murmured Biggles as he lit up a cigarette.


(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# There's no denying it
He's a BALLY GAY CHAP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] While we at it...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He he! I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# The original is a FINE, FINE book.
This is skill too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Nice font work!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Great job pootling the fingers :)
Plastic surgery photoshopping is tough.
Pootle (poo-tul) verb
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Cocks away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I watched the whole movie
waiting for 476 droid to come whizzing round the corner. Didnt happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah, because an hour and a half of "do you remember Pacman?" "yeah" would be so much more enjoyable
I imagine you're suffering the same disappointment felt by some older gentlemen when they found out Trainspotting wasn't about locomotives
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Bog off.
The movie didn't work because it couldn't ride the game culture angle it needed to. The adults got bored with the crappy, dumbed down story that ran through it and the kiddies were bemused by the smattering of references it did try to dwell on.
Had they taken the Roger Rabbit approach and aimed the film at people who grew up with game culture, not their kids, it would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# what film are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Chuckie Egg : The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# this works equally well
as a critique of Tron 2.0 too
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# *cue taters*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# It's a Disney film, aimed at kids, with a utterly crap premise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Tangled.
But it was a long time coming. The only Disney film I enjoyed prior to that was Atlantis, and they nearly botched that with the surplus of supporting characters.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# robin hood FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# But that's OLD Disney.
Everything went down the pan during the 90s.
I watched a few episodes of Ducktails the other day. My god! The animation is excellent, and that was a f**king throw-away, saturday morning cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Nice quote from Neil Gaiman on where he sees Disney going wrong:
"I worry about Disney. I just feel like they've kind of 'lost the plot' in every meaning of the expression 'lost the plot'. Some hard-line Christian website took me to task and called me a number of bad names for saying this, but I was talking about Disney Channel style Disney as being like pornography in its vision of an impossibly hospitable world: a world in which the big problem is that somebody hasn't been invited to a surprise birthday party and then you discover toward the end that they really were and that there was nothing wrong at all and everybody loves everybody!"

(Full: thequietus.com/articles/01631-neil-gaiman-interviewed )
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# tailspin was well done too
at some point disney took a big poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# What film is this? Battleships?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# well.........that's told Hollywood how it should be done
let's hope they take note
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# if they can't take note of a heavy hit like this they can't take note
or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I thought the obviously atypical intro to the fake game was unnecessary.
Where you see Ralph first kicked out of his underground home by building developers, then he becomes the bad guy in the game trying to knock down the building, then finally the playable 'hero' arrives.

Why have the characters outside the game having independent characteristics, then shoe-horn the duality into the game scenario as well? It just makes you less convinced of the character's motivations outside of the game.

Anyway, I'd rather just see some more of Karen David in PixelFace.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I've got a screenplay for something like this
Now all I need is a billionaire
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can see this happening
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# the angry mom has large breats.
edit: her breats are larger than her child's head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# If there had been another panel, the kid would have been absorbed by them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I wonder what sound effect would have been used
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# This is unusual. Art's glasses. :3
I glad for I found my friend's adult artwork :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Nice work on the link! You're a real pro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Rarr!

Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Tickle them hard
until they wee
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# as tickling them until laughter happens is most unlikely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I understand his father recently suffered the loss of a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Ken Dodd's father's terrapin died?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I do believe you were informed of the sad pet loss by Gerald Sinstadt standing at Stansted Airport.
(daunkle, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# \0/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# That's SOME package!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# A gift from the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# its a plough
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Love the illustrators' name - pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Unfortunately I now have more rude author names written down than actual ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Hey
I've joined the b3ta over 40 club, where I my presentation slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I don't know. Where I your grammar?
Come back when you're over 50!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# The adventures of young captain Kirk and his well hung friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
EDIT: Thanks for the idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of fits the bill a bit pea



(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# eechawowa
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# so thats what that means
dirty ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Please say she's female has has a pretty face.
Cos from that angle...WOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# It's (supposed to be) Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Oh it is.... that scene is burned right into my long term memory
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Let's face it, it's just the 'Porn Titles' drinking game but for books.
I can't be arsed to shop though. Help yourself or feel free to join in...

Robin's on Crusoe
Three Men in her Throat
Two Gentlemen Have a Boner
Mo' By Dick
19/80 Foursome
Harlot's Web
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# I recognise that bum!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmSO07r_zTc (NSFW for some)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Your chimpanzee-like arse-recognition skills
once more save the day!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# I knew it too...
It's a lovely bum in a mediocre film.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Arse, Captain! Dead ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Jake's sister got it goin' on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# I love seams.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# It's the penguin's expression which keeps me giggling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe it's not the literature...
...it's where you have to go and buy them that needs sexing up?

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# would, would, would, would, bloke in drag.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I notice that last one wasn't a "wouldn't".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# upstream only...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# There is a hooters-style bar in Albuquerque
called The Library.

It is a very nice place and I recommend it if you ever take a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

edit/ and their website has a picture that essentially looks just like yours! www.library-abq.com/gallery_02.html# [probably mildly nsfw]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Well I never...
...that would have saved me a few mins!
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# In Barnsley library, there is a lady librarian...
...about mid 40s, who would put any hooters model to shame. Very pretty too.

Pissed off that I don't get to Barnsley that often,
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# That's just a bit wrong
Never been keen on the "schoolgirl" look - it's a bit noncy to like such things IMHO.

Sorry for lack of funneh, there. Normal service will resume shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Their meant to be librarians!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# I knew I should have taken a left in Albuquerque
...and a right.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
# I require assistance with something from the top shelf...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Nice beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# flamenquin
(flamenquin, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# And what is sexy about that?
Very nicely done, but a long way from sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Nothing sexier than cunt.
Fair point though.
Changed it. Now it's sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# That Guy Pearce one is quite a good film actchewwelly.
Don't remember it ever having a big release, just found it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I agree. Seen it and was suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Yeah it's quite good
I like the french series more, though. It's a lot longer and has a slower pace, probably not to everyone's liking.
(Roxon, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
# How I learned to read
s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/93375/1361460261/bodymilenacopy.jpg

MODEDIT: Calm the tits down - thanks.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Sorry...
thought they would be okay as they were covered.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Don't worry
a woman in a bra never used to be a problem. And frankly, a challenge that involves making something sexier was inevitably going to produce some close to the line posts. Not to mention that there are a fair few other - unmoderated - pairs of tits in the challenge.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks for the kind words
Often wondered why language is rarely censored and yet flesh is - but that's not a criticism, its a net wide observation. Mmm-mmn.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# It's in the
FAQ along with guidance for your pic file sizes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# It's interesting really
In my opinion the NSFW policy in the FAQ is a list of everything that's wrong with the NSFW policy. But it's just my opinion, not trying to rock the b3ta boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Whilst I agree with you in a non boat rocking way
I should have read the NSFW policy. (I'm after an icon)
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# You get an icon with cold hard cash
no matter what sort of pea-roasting, thread-wasting, yiff-pushing nsfw cunt you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# *changes persona*
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# yiff-pushing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Yes, the pushing of yiffery
by a yiff-pusher

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I need that tshirt
Just take my fucking money
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:07, archived)
# I've never pushed yiff in my life
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# to be honest I dont see whats wrong with it either with them being covered.
The one down there I can see the problem, this one, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Anything that can be mistaken for porn.
It's down to whichever active mod's personal judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Damnit
www.b3ta.com/board/10931362
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# It's good to see the board moving again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# True dat
I'm just having an extra foggy day and hate missing tits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# is that the braille edition?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# I think you ordered this...
vimeo.com/12649360
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# What the shuddering Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha what the fuck
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I'll see you....and raise you
tabloidwhore.blogspot.co.uk/2006/07/mel-gibson-calls-police-sergeant-sugar.html
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# what a silly gibson!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Sound advice from Mr Smith there.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY JUST CALM THOSE TITS DOWN?!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# THE TIST, CALM THEM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# ARRRGGHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# happy b3ta day wait that's a lot of candles
OH MY GOD HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Lower back problems
RIGHT THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Milena doesn't get back pains
She's said so many times.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# fucking sausagefest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Some are dressed like girls though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# that's no excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# That reminds me
where has rapitinui been lately?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# huh?

[edit] haha just seen him..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# It's a party.
No catz or mice allowed. :3
edit: That one's for you...you know that! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# What manner of popery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# PopeRavez
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# /airhorns
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# da-da-daaah, come on and do the conclave
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# \o/\o/\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no disco Not one I've been to anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# It's a special party.
You stay outside and watch for the smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Voyeurism ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ain't no party like a conclave party
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# cuz a conclave party don't stop
(I was hoping that BLD would post his 24hr Party People gif)
Now I'm sad... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] A fine story...
s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/85492/1361458971/atott.jpg

MODEDIT: Changed to linky because of you know, tits.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Charles Dick-ends would have scored 1 more point
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Didn't Fry & Laurie do the 'A Sale of Two Titties'
'by Darles Chickens' gag a long time ago?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Wasn't that
the Two Ronnies?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Ah, no, I think I'm getting confused with a John Cleese one. First with Marty Feldman, then on 'Contractual Obligations'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me3f7rI9AOk

Though I can't find the 'Sale of Two Titties' reference. And maybe Fry & Laurie did their own version for a show somewhere anyway.

Although I always like Alexei Sale's version of the Cheese Shop sketch:
"Excuse me my good man, is this a cheese shop?"
"No."
"Well that's that sketch buggered then."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Nice tits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# seriously flappy baps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Ah, bad times...
...my fine art norks fell foul of the Mods!
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I liked them.
(i hate this compo tho)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Ffs I can't keep up with todays massive threadrushes and now I've missed tits
worst day ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# calm the tits down
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A children's classic...


and ancient joke
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I've never been able to find it myself
er, the book I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Pah,
there goes my "Pretty shitty gang bang" idea...
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# needs no sexing up
its a song about banging prozzies anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sexiest Book
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# is it seuth effriken?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# have you ever met a nice seuth effriken?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# and thets net bleddy surpoising men
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# mind-pissage :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# As sung by Chris Barrie
He of Red Dwarf fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# that's not bloody surprising,man
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# i know
i've never even been to south africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# are you taking the pistorius?
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Happy Birthday Mr. Cat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# A gift and a snack? Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# a birthday present!
and it's brought a gift!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# A tracking device disguised as a cat -treat.
Shrewd mouse is shrewd!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# another nice one
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Purrfect
really mice
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# mouse is friends with cat

/fantasy artbase
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I didn't understand without a bag on it's head that says 'PRIVATE".
Thanks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Lovely stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# You need to be illustrating children's books.
Yes you do! Because these are all so gorgeously lully and far superior to some of the stuff that gets published these days.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# bless ye :)

wish I was
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# aww
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# 10 years - 69,900 messages
wtf do you do all day you old fart ? happy decade, grampa :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# oooh I've never seen 10 candles before

happy 10th b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] conjugal...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Is it the Se7enth edition?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# nicely
winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:21, archived)

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